Tuesday, January 3, 2023

McCarthy suffers historic defeat in 1st vote for speaker

Rep. Kevin McCarthy, R-Calif., failed to earn a majority of votes in his bid for House Speaker Tuesday, forcing a second ballot for the first time in a century.


Today the weakest man in America will attempt to get 3rd in line for the Presidency.

The alternative is an Insurrectionist.

Our reality is too bizarre for fiction. - 7veritas4 tweet





The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

Happy Worst Day of Kevin McCarthy's Life day to all who celebrate. - Jeff Tiedrich tweet











BREAKING: The Republican Party






I feel safer with my kids around drag queens than around Evangelical ministers and Republican politicians and it isn't close. - John Pavlovitz tweet






Republican Shenanigans

Hope Hicks, who first caught Trump’s eye as a very young model (his fav type) landed a job at 26 as his press sec. She left while he was still in office for a gig at Fox that paid her 2m, then came back to WH and bitched about how J6 would hurt her career path. They’re all trash. - Noel Casler tweet





Fox News Likes Kevin McCarthy, Why Don't The House Republicans?






Kari Lake Furious That Some Liars, Like George Santos, Got to Win and She Didn’t. - Andy Borowitz



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Attn: AG Garland 

F*cking arrest someone already. - Lakota Man tweet






U.S. Capitol Police Reinforcements Have Arrived After Almost Two Years



House Republicans are tearing themselves to pieces and it's f*cking glorious. it's like we got two Christmases this year - Jeff Tiedrich








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I’m kind of hoping a fist fight breaks out between House Republicans today…- MysterySolvent tweet





Monday, January 2, 2023

Trump rings in new year at Mar-a-Lago with club members, political allies

Trump rings in new year at Mar-a-Lago with club members, political allies
Former President Trump’s annual New Year’s Eve party at Mar-a-Lago was packed this year, with the guests reportedly including hundreds of the club’s members and Trump political allies.
Among the attendees were MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell and the former president’s onetime attorney Rudy Giuliani. Eric Trump and wife Lara were also in attendance, as well as Melania Trump, according to The Palm Beach Post. But several other family members appeared notably absent, including Donald Trump Jr. and Ivanka Trump.


What's one of the main things you want to see in 2023, and why is it trump in handcuffs? - Brooklyn Dad tweet





The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

"In one day, he ended every future opportunity that doesn’t include speaking engagements at the local proud boy’s chapter. God, I’m so f*cking mad. We all look like domestic terrorists now.”
--Trump aide Hope Hicks



Russia's IT Legislation On Remote Working May Backfire
Russia's buffetted IT sector risks losing more workers in the new year because of planned legislation on remote working, as authorities try to lure back some of the tens of thousands who have gone abroad without prompting them to cut ties completely.







Republican Shenanigans

George Santos Stands By Claim That He Briefly Served as Pope. - Andy Borowitz





New Year’s resolution: We stop saying history will judge them. We judge them now. With judges. - Andrea Junker tweet







Where Do Republicans Find These High Quality Politicians?







George Santos Claims People Hate Him Because He is World’s Richest Man. - Andy Borowitz






Kevin McCarthy's Long Hard Road To Be The House Speaker. Awww, Poor Baby.
Rep. Bob Good (R-Va.) predicted on Monday that a “true” conservative would emerge to challenge House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy (R-Calif.) in his quest to become Speaker and doubled down on a promise to vote against McCarthy one day ahead of the leadership election.






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Jared Kushner refused to help the Bidens transition

Trump tried to fire the White House Usher for helping the Bidens

Melania refused to host Jill for the traditional tea

They locked the Bidens outta the WH & sent the butlers home 

Trumps are the pettiest motherf*ckers alive. - Lindy Li tweet





Farewell, Barbara Walters and thank you. 
You did the best interview of Trump back in 1990.




Biden Calls Out Big Oil 




In the 1640s the Dutch inhabitants of New Amsterdam built a 12' wall to protect the city. In 1664 the British bypassed it and took the city by the sea. It's now called New York. They took down the wall and built a street now known as Wall Street.










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Barely used sandals and toe caps, Egypt 1500 BC. I wonder why.
The left foot is missing a big toe.

Peace.


Friday, December 30, 2022

Greta Thunberg mocks Andrew Tate after he was arrested in Romania, likely over a tip-off theory from their Twitter fight

Greta Thunberg mocks Andrew Tate after he was arrested in Romania, likely over a tip-off theory from their Twitter fight
Greta Thunberg mocked Andrew Tate Friday after he was detained by police in Romania, appearing to zoom in on a theory that a pizza box contributed to his arrest.



Andrew Tate went after Greta Thunberg and got himself arrested

Piers Morgan calls Greta “very very annoying”

Trump says Greta needs to work on her “anger management problem”

ALL 3 guys have been fired from their jobs. Just sayin. - Lindy Li tweet







The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans









Trump Making Plans To Split GOP. YEE HAW!







Republican Shenanigans

Greta Thunberg still walks free a day after committing murder in open daylight and in front of millions of witnesses. There's no law and order anymore.  - Wajahat Ali tweet





I Wonder How Many People Died Because Of Jared Kushner's Evil Decision.






Elon Musk let Andrew Tate back on Twitter and he got himself arrested

Elon let Kanye West back on Twitter and he destroyed his own career overnight

Who had “Elon doing the Lord’s work” on their 2022 Bingo card?  - Lindy Li Tweet






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In all fairness to George Santos, he did get an online degree from Trump University where he graduated MAGA Cum Laude. - Captain Obvious tweet




Lest we never forget that Diana was the best thing that happened to the royal family and that same royal family tried to destroy her through the press and they succeeded. Prince Harry knows that better than anyone.







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Southwest somehow just canceled my dentist appointment? How is that even possible. - Jason O. Gilbert tweet





Dear God, Asshole Won't Protect Employee's Assholes






Greg Abbott would have put Mary and baby Jesus on a bus in the middle of a winter storm - Santiago Mayer tweet








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How we are all feeling entering 2023. Have a safe and HAPPY NEW YEAR! I love you all.


Peace.