Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis refuses to confirm reports that migrants may be headed to Delaware as state scrambles to prepare to help

Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis refuses to confirm reports that migrants may be headed to Delaware as state scrambles to prepare to help

Delaware is preparing for a surprise arrival of migrants on Tuesday. There is speculation that migrants could be sent to President Joe Biden's home state. Delaware is preparing for the

Ron DeSantis - the doughy mediocre new hero of Christians who aren't f*ckin' Christian. - John Fugelsang

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump Republicans

• Trump attorneys don't want to disclose which Mar-a-Lago documents he claims to have declassified
• McConnell on GOP migrant transports: ‘well-to-do blue enclaves’ finally facing border reality
• Bret Baier Reportedly Pushed Fox News Brass to Retract Arizona Call Amid Pressure from Trump Campaign

Teach a man to hate and he'll vote Republican for a lifetime. - Middle Age Riot

Judge Dearie Chastised Trump's Lawyers. LOL.

U.S. District Judge Raymond Dearie for the Eastern District of New York injected some normalcy into former President Trump’s civil case against the Justice Department during a Tuesday court hearing.

Dearie chastised attorneys for Trump during the hearing, held in federal court in Brooklyn, for refusing to produce any evidence that the records seized by the FBI from Mar-a-Lago in August had been declassified.

Trump Demands Special Master Be Fired and Replaced with Extra-Special Master. - Andy Borowitz

Republican Shenanigans

• Trump Dodges When Asked What He Thinks of DeSantis' Martha's Vineyard Migrant Stunt
• Trump Rejected Nikki Haley as Running Mate Over 'Complexion Problem': Report
• Peter Navarro Trashes Trump's 2020 Operation: 'One of the Worst Presidential Campaigns in Modern History'
• Worked Up Lindsey Graham Demands New Special Prosecutor to 'Look at Hunter Biden Like They Looked at Trump'
• I was not wrong about Sandy Hook on purpose': Jones
• Pro-Trump OAN Founder Robert Herring Donates $20,000 to DeSantis PAC: Report
• ‘Wheel of Fortune’ host Pat Sajak posed with Marjorie Taylor Greene and got blasted on Twitter

I love the smell of Donald Trump's half-baked schemes blowing right the f*ck up in his big dumb pumpkin face in the morning. - Jeff Tiedrich

Will Trump Plead The Fifth? Probably.
Former President Donald Trump may be called as a witness at the criminal trial of Thomas Barrack, a private equity investor and former Trump fundraiser charged with acting as an unregistered agent for the United Arab Emirates, a U.S. judge said on Monday.

Martha's Vineyard Says It Will Turn Away Any Bus Containing Ron DeSantis. - Andy Borowitz

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I just LOVE a day when things go REALLY bad for Donald J. Trump. - Jack Hopkins

Rock The Voter News

• Biden endorses bill to disclose super PAC donors: ‘Dark money erodes’ trust
• Biden on reports DeSantis sending migrants to Delaware: ‘He should come visit’
• Warnock leading Walker by 5 points in new poll
• Military assets linked to Confederacy should be renamed, removed: panel

Okay, so Biden was amazing on 60 Minutes. But can he say ”man, woman, person, camera, TV”? - Andy Borowitz

Surveillance Videos Are Our Friends
A new surveillance video shows several pro-Donald Trump operatives handling voting machine technology at a local elections office for hours, which raises questions about how those machines were breached that very day.

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Business/Tech News

• American Airlines confirms data breach
• Family Dollar issues massive recall on a number of items
• CNN Royal Correspondent Tells Don Lemon Reparations SHOULD Be Paid for Slavery - By Africans
• LIV Golf CEO Greg Norman to address House conservatives

*opens the internet*

FDA Warns: Don't cook chicken in NyQuil

*closes the internet* - Xen tweet

DOJ Nails 47 People Who Stole Meals From Kids

The Department of Justice charged 47 people on Tuesday for defrauding a federal meal program for children from low income families of $250 million during the COVID-19 pandemic

Feeding Our Future, a nonprofit organization in Minnesota, allegedly created shell companies and falsified documents to claim that it was feeding thousands of children a day...

My funeral will also receive a multi-gun salute. Fired into the coffin, just to make sure. - Darth Putin tweet

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Odd News

• Jupiter is at its closest to Earth in 59 years, NASA says
• One of Webb Telescope's Tools Has a Glitch
• World's longest hopscotch course created at Colorado park
• Florida woman sues McDonald’s for $13 million over alleged chemicals in coffee from Dothan
• Lost diamond ring returned by stranger weeks later

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That's a square root -- amirite?

Peace.

Biden approval up to 45 percent, highest since October

Biden approval up to 45 percent, highest since October

President Biden’s approval has hit 45 percent in an NBC News poll, giving the president a boost just ahead of November’s crucial midterm elections.

The mark is the highest the president has seen in the poll since October and comes from key parts of his base: He reached a 52 percent approval rating among women, which is up from 47 percent in August; 48 percent approval rating among Latinos, which is up from 40 percent in August; and a 48 percent approval rating among voters 18 to 36 years old, which is up from 36 percent in August.

Trump Calls Biden Too Sleepy and Low Energy To Steal Documents. - Andy Borowitz

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump Republicans

• Here’s where GOP governors have sent nearly 13,000 migrants
• Michael Gableman, who produced no evidence of 2020 election fraud in $1 million review, now suggests the country needs revolution
• CBS News' Major Garrett Warns: U.S. is ‘85 Percent’ Close to Civil War
• Trump Rants FBI Agents 'Didn't Even Take Off Their Shoes in My Bedroom' Following Return to 'Ransacked' Mar-a-Lago
• Hurricane Fiona updates: Puerto Rico goes dark amid historic flooding

Puerto Rico: We’re completely flooded and without electricity.

American news: Check the line at the Queen’s funeral! We interviewed some of the women about their hats! Which Hogwarts House are you? - OhNoSheTwitnt

DeSantis Messes With Massachusetts
Authorities in Massachusetts said Sunday that they have requested a federal human trafficking probe after Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis boasted of sending about 50 Venezuelan migrants to Martha's Vineyard to shine a national spotlight on immigration issues.

Ron DeSantis reminds us that rock-bottom has a basement. - John Collins tweet

Republican Shenanigans

• Trump claims that people he knows are being threatened to say 'bad things' about him or face jail
• Abbott widens lead over O’Rourke in Texas governor’s race: poll
• Herschel Walker Bluntly Predicts He'll Flop in Debate: 'I'm Not That Smart' and Warnock 'Will Show Up and Embarrass Me'
• Trump's Former Accounting Firm Now Turning Over His Financial Records To Congress: Report
• Judge refuses Lindell motion to dismiss suit brought by voting machine company
• GOP radio host Larry Elder weighing White House bid even if Trump runs

DeSantis Worried He Is Not Coming Off As Stupid As Trump. - Andy Borowitz

Trump Exposes Love Affairs At Ohio Rally

At a Saturday night rally in Ohio, former President Donald Trump drew a comparison between his relationships with Senate candidate JD Vance and North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un.

While introducing Vance at the Youngstown rally, Trump said Vance has warmed up to him after getting to know him.

Media outlets, please. We beg you. STOP calling MagaRepublicans "conservatives." Stop letting them call THEMSELVES "conservatives." They are extremists. They are autocrats. They are fascists. They are NOT conservative. - Randi Mayem Singer

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Rock The Voter News

• Biden Whacks 'Totally Irresponsible' Trump for Keeping Classified Documents at Mar-a-Lago
• Biden Opens the Door to Not Running for Re-Election, Telling 60 Minutes It 'Remains to Be Seen'
• Kelly holds slim lead over Masters in Arizona Senate race: poll
• Bill Clinton keeps it civil when asked about death of Kenneth Starr

I wish Disney would cast Viola Davis as Snow White so we could speed up the inevitable Civil War. - ulazolla tweet

Cruelty IS Their Point, Isn't It?
Mississippi Gov. Tate Reeves made fun of the ongoing water crisis in Jackson on Friday, just a day after the state lifted a weeks-long boil water advisory, that left more than 150,000 people in the capital city without clean water in their homes.

Biden is like, "Let's develop infrastructure, forgive student debt, address climate change and cut healthcare costs" while DeSantis, Abbott and Youngkin are all, "Let's dump migrants on them and bash on the trans kids." - George Takei

 

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Business/Tech News

• Ana Navarro knocks television coverage of queen’s funeral during Hurricane Fiona
• Medical debt is straining the pockets of Americans — even among the insured
• Swiss sign controversial $6B deal to purchase F-35 fighters
• Social media platforms’ ‘flawed policies’ amplify election fraud claims: report

U.S. Dollar On The Rise Worldwide

The Federal Reserve is expected to raise interest rates another three quarters of a point this week in its effort to bring down inflation, further increasing the strength of a rapidly rising dollar in the process. 

That’s increasingly being seen as a problem in Europe, where concerns about a recession are growing as currencies lose power to the U.S. dollar.

“Mormons are so weird. They believe that Joseph Smith got golden plates from an angel on a hill. When we all know that Moses got stone plates from a burning bush on a mountain." -Stephen Colbert

Breaking: Queen pronounced dead AGAIN, from exhaustion. 

Let her f*cking rest please. - Jonathan Slater tweet

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Odd News

• A meteoroid crashed into Mars, and NASA recorded the odd sound it made. Have a listen
• Sealed cave of artifacts from era of King Rameses II found by accident in Israel park
• Spider crashes Queen Elizabeth II’s funeral, finds instant fame on web
• Tow truck used to lift massive alligator out of Texas road
• Man visits 67 pubs in 24 hours to break world record

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