All Hat No Cattle

Judge grants Trump request for special master to review documents found at Mar-a-Lago

...U.S. District Judge Aileen Cannon, a Trump appointee, ruled in favor of the former president in an order on Monday. She also temporarily blocked the Justice Department from using the records for investigative purposes.

I guess prosecuting Trump is like discussing common sense gun laws. It's always "not the time." And look how well that works out. - Randi Mayem Singer

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

Nation’s Armed Insurrectionists Say Biden’s Speech Hurt Their Feelings. - Andy Borowitz

Wow. Trump Thought Giuliani Was To Drunk To Be Secretary Of State.

Former President Donald Trump reportedly skipped over Rudy Giuliani’s interest being his Secretary of State because of the former New York mayor’s drinking habits, among other things.

Republicans say they were offended by Biden’s speech last week. Interesting, I was super offended by their coup attempt on January 6.- Andy Borowitz

Republican Shenanigans

Melania Trump, the only First Lady the entire world has seen naked, felt violated because the FBI searched her bedroom? - testadurra tweet

Aw, Melania feels violated.

Insurrectionist Meets Consequences

SANTA FE, N.M. (AP) — A New Mexico state district court judge has disqualified county commissioner and Cowboys for Trump cofounder Couy Griffin from holding public office for engaging in insurrection at the U.S. Capitol on Jan. 6, 2021.

Our Supreme Court is tainted. There's 3 people on it who were appointed by a traitor and one who is married to an insurrectionist, currently escaping accountability. Until this is addressed, the rulings are going to get worse. - smc429 tweet

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Rock The Voter News

I can’t believe we’re still talking about this, but my emails…

As Trump’s problems continue to mount, the right is trying to make this about me again. There’s even a “Clinton Standard."

The fact is that I had zero emails that were classified. - Hillary Clinton tweet this morning

Marco Rubio Is Such A Tool for Trump. Gag Me With A Spoon.

Sen. Marco Rubio, R-Fla., called the investigation into former President Donald Trump’s mishandling of classified documents at his Florida resort a “storage issue.”

“This is really at its core a storage argument that they’re making,” Rubio said. “I don’t think a fight over storage of documents is worthy of what they’ve done, which is full-scale raid.”

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Business/Tech News

Tell your children: if you’re going to commit a crime – make sure you don’t buy or sell weed

Make sure you commit espionage or treason because people are here to help you walk free. - flexghost tweet

Another Bankruptcy For Trump?

The blank-check acquisition firm that agreed to merge with former U.S. President Donald Trump's social media company failed on Tuesday to secure enough shareholder support for a one-year extension to complete the deal.

I hear people say that Republicans are afraid of Donald Trump - no they're not. They are him, they are sticking with the guy who gives them permission to be their worst selves. - Mary Trump tweet