Monday, May 30, 2022

Abbott booed at Uvalde memorial site: ‘We need change’

Abbott booed at Uvalde memorial site: ‘We need change’
Texas Gov. Greg Abbott (R) arrived at Robb Elementary School on Sunday to a crowd of booing onlookers, days after a gunman entered the school in Uvalde, Texas, and slaughtered 19 children and two teachers.


History was made in Uvalde, Texas, that's 60% republican, when they cheered for democrat president Biden and booed their republican governor Abbott. - John Oberlin







The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

Anyone who wants access to a military-style weapon should be required to serve in the military while using it. - Andy Borowitz





Bidens Visit Uvalde, Didn't Get Booed


Vladimir Putin Makes Surprise Appearance at NRA Convention. - Andy Borowitz




Republican Shenanigans

38,000 Texans had their license to carry denied, revoked, or suspended over the last five years because law enforcement deemed them too dangerous to carry a loaded gun in public.

But thanks to Greg Abbott’s new law, they don't need a license to carry anymore. - Beto O'Rourke tweet





Texass GOP Representative: Rap Music & Videos Cause Mass Shootings.
Senate Republicans will blame anything else if it means getting away from passing common-sense gun control legislation. Despite the evidence that lowering the gun purchase age to 18 in his own state allowed the gunman to buy the weapon used in the Uvalde, Texas elementary school shooting, Rep. Ronny Jackson (R-TX) cited rap music and video games as reasons shootings keep happening.


Wayne LaPierre promises to keep Americans safe from any gun laws that might keep Americans safe. - John Fugelsang






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Rock The Voter News

People keep saying, “Republicans aren’t sending their best” — nah bruh, these are definitely their best and that’s why it’s even more fucked up. - Sarmad Faiz tweet





What, Mr. Pelosi? No Taxi/Uber Was Available?



NRA CEO Gets Trolled
National Rifle Association CEO Wayne LaPierre was trolled right to his face at the gun group’s convention in Houston as some of his biggest supporters looked on...CBS News reports that the group’s revenue plunged 23% from 2016 to 2020 amid the allegations of mismanagement under LaPierre.





“We need more drinking to prevent drunk driving deaths”
- the NRA






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Time To Deflate Photo
The “Al-Naslaa” rock in Tayma oasis of Saudi Arabia looks like it’s been cut in half perfectly with a laser technology. The rock is over 4,000 years old, and no one knows how it happened.

Peace.

Friday, May 27, 2022

"Please send the police now": Multiple kids made 911 calls while the Uvalde gunman was inside the school.

More details are emerging about the 911 calls made by children inside Robb Elementary School in Uvalde, Texas as an 18-year-old gunman murdered 19 children and two adults at the primary school. On Friday, Department of Public Safety Director Steven McCraw held a press conference to discuss an updated timeline of the shooting, the police’s delayed response, and the calls made by students to 911.



It’s hard to buy into the “good guy with a gun” mantra, when dozens of them stood by and did nothing. - John Collins






The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

“No police officer was seriously injured”. No sh*t Sherlock. When you don’t do anything, you don’t get f*cking injured. - Sue Ellen Mishky 






The United States doesn’t have more mental illness than other countries. It has more guns. - Andrea Junker






Republican Shenanigans

Link Found Between Gun Violence and Cowardly Politicians. - Andy Borowitz





Texas Lt. Gov Nixes NRA Convention


It doesn’t matter how many shootings happen.  Republicans aren’t gonna change their minds.  1,008,373 people have died from Covid here and they can’t even be bothered to wear a mask. - snarkgrapefruit tweet





Another insane thing about America is if we did arm teachers we would also expect the teachers to go out and buy the guns with their own money. - Taunt the Elephant





Republicans Are Killing Americans Any Way They Can






The best way to prevent abortions is by arming fetuses. - TheTweetOfGod



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Business/Tech News

NRA Convention Applauds As Gunman Massacres Entire Crowd. - The Onion






How Sick Is This?
The manufacturer of the semi-automatic rifle an 18-year-old gunman used in a deadly school shooting in Texas on Tuesday posted a photograph days before the tragedy of a child holding a rifle.




Memorial Day 2022





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Odd News


Time To Deflate Photo

Why, yes, that is Mick Jagger in Amsterdam earlier this month.

Peace.


Thursday, May 26, 2022

Texas police defend 'complex' Uvalde shooting response

Texas police defend 'complex' Uvalde shooting response
Law enforcement officials in Texas addressed questions about why officers waited an hour to engage the shooter who killed 19 children and two teachers in


The Uvalde police department sounds like they are covering their asses.

Nothing says ban assault rifles like cops being scared of the shooter who has one. - KevinSixx13 tweet




Shaken Greg Abbott Describes Moment of Terror When Beto O'Rourke Talked To Him. - Andy Borowitz






I think what we have here is failure to communicate
Frustrated onlookers urged police officers to charge into the Texas elementary school where a gunman’s rampage killed 19 children and two teachers, witnesses said Wednesday, as investigators worked to track the massacre that lasted upwards of 40 minutes and ended when the 18-year-old shooter was killed by a Border Patrol team.



The Parkland Cops ran away. The Buffalo Cop was killed instantly. The 3 Cops at Uvalde were overpowered, then waited 40 min to enter the school.

Veteran Cops repeatedly failed—but we’re supposed to expect Lunch Lady Doris & School Nurse Betty to stop a terrorist with an AR-15. - Qasim Rashid tweet






Republican Shenanigans

Republicans says this is a mental health issue. 

They're right. They're f*cking crazy. - Stonekettle tweet





NRA Says Bye Bye To American Pie



Americans Opposed to Being Shot Seek Representation in Washington. - Andy Borowitz



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Rock The Voter News

Just asked Sen. SINEMA what the Senate should be doing to protect transgender people.

"I'm going to get a cookie," she said, "but my staff will happily answer." - Pablo Manríquez





This Is Getting Interesting...
Defense attorneys for a Hillary Clinton campaign lawyer charged with lying to the FBI during the Trump-Russia probe showed jurors handwritten notes on Wednesday aimed at undercutting allegations that he misled the federal government about his legal work.


Can we stop calling the Republicans “pro life” — and start calling them pro-school-shootings? - Dash Dobrofsky



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Business/Tech News

Ted Cruz is what happens when a televangelist mates with the Sham-Wow guy. - John Fugelsang






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A majority of Americans want legal abortion, and a vast majority want tougher gun laws. A government that operates. completely independent of the people’s wishes can’t be called a democracy. - Andy Borowitz







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Odd News


Time To Deflate Photo

Crater of the Poás volcano in Costa Rica and the Botos lagoon in the background.

Peace.