I have food poisoning from cheese. It knocked me out yesterday. The pain was stunning.
I'm on a food and medicine regimen and hope to return on Friday, if all goes well.
Thank you for visiting.
I have food poisoning from cheese. It knocked me out yesterday. The pain was stunning.
I'm on a food and medicine regimen and hope to return on Friday, if all goes well.
Thank you for visiting.
President's Day would be a good day to indict Donald J. Trump. - Jim Wright
Am I the only journalist who remembers that Donald Trump's first impeachment was over his withholding aid to Ukraine as he tried to get info from Zelensky on Hunter Biden to use against Joe Biden in the 2020 election? - Victoria Brownworth
"I beg your pardon, SIR, but here in AMERICA we don't call that a tortilla; we call it a wrap!"-an outraged Tucker Carlson,to his server,in a Mexican restaurant. - John Fugelsang
Wouldn't it be great if we could vaccinate our kids to prevent them from catching things like racism, ignorance, and intolerance? - Angela Mathews
I’m old enough to remember when folks who stole classified documents were called spies.. - Eileen Marie Sarah tweet

China beating us economically is one thing, but Canada trying to steal our Crazy Crown is an act of war. - Conan O'Brien
Why the f*ck would anyone pray for Putin unless it was for, I don't know, his untimely end? - BlackKnight10K

“Truth” is what you call your social media platform when “Grift” is too on the nose. - Middle Age Riot
Fear of being mistaken for a Republican is enough to make me wear a mask until 2030. - Middle Age Riot
If it weren’t for 81M voters, Donald Trump would have personally welcomed Putin to Ukraine already. - Santiago Mayer
The difference between Donald Trump and other organized crime bosses is that Al Capone and John Gotti were never stupid enough to run for president. - Middle Age Riot
I can't believe Hillary Clinton invaded Ukraine, arrested peaceful Canadians, and ruined that 15 year-old Russian girls Olympic routine, all while trying to run for President again.If you can't believe it either, go watch Fox News today and you will. - Jeremy Newberger
Trump’s gone from shootin’ people on the Fifth to pleadin’ it. - Tea Pain tweet
Sean Spicer has WHINED that the media treats Jen Psaki better than him.Raise your hand if it's because JEN IS BETTER THAN HIM! - Jon Cooper
You know your party is really f*cked up when Liz Cheney looks better than the rest of you by comparison. - OhNoSheTwitnt
Trump: "If Ivanka wasn't my daughter, I'd be dating her"And 75 million Americans are like "That's my President!" - Don Winslow
Tish James just subpoenaed cocaine to testify against Don Jr. - The USA Singers tweet

Jimmy Kimmel on Trump being ordered to sit for a sworn deposition: “They’re looking for a Bible tiny enough for him to put his hand on to swear him in”.