Friday, February 4, 2022

RNC votes to censure Cheney, Kinzinger

RNC votes to censure Cheney, Kinzinger
The Republican National Committee (RNC) on Friday voted formally to censure both GOP Reps. Liz Cheney (Wyo.) and Adam Kinzinger (Ill.) over their criticism of former President Trump and participation in the special House committee investigating the Jan. 6, 2021, Capitol riot.



Rep. Liz Cheney: "I do not recognize those in my party who have abandoned the Constitution to embrace Donald Trump. History will be their judge."






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At The Very Least, Mike Pence Didn't Bow To Trump On Jan 6
Mike Pence will be in the spotlight on Friday afternoon when the former vice president is expected to address ex-President Trump’s most recent attacks on his handling of the 2020 election.



January 6: “Where is Mike Pence? We want to have legitimate political discourse with him and a rope.” - Middle Age Riot






Republican Shenanigans





Kavanaugh, Gorsuch Recite Questions In Perfect Unison After Accidentally Memorizing Same Lines From Federalist Society Script . - The Onion






Karma Is A Bitch







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In January, Republicans banned 123 books, passed 467 anti-voting laws, threatened 13,832 teachers with bogus CRT rules, infected 47,378 healthcare workers with COVID, and made it easier for teenagers to carry guns.

In January, Democrats added 467,000 jobs to the economy. - D. Earl Stephens
I worked in live TV for over 20 years, walked away to talk about what Trump did behind the scenes on ‘Celebrity Apprentice’ (like using N-word, & snorting Adderall) didn’t get a single MSM media request, Rudy G tried to overthrow democracy and got a spot on ‘The Masked Singer.’ - Noel Casler



Southwest Airlines will resume alcohol sales on its flights this month following a nearly two-year hiatus. This should go well.  - NotHoodlum tweet






China Opens Winter Olympics



As Russia marches into the Beijing 2022 Winter Olympics opening ceremony, a reminder that the country ran a state-supported doping program that involved assistance from the KGB in 2018 to cheat their way gold. - Hugo Lowell



Thursday, February 3, 2022

Rudy Giuliani’s surprise reveal on Masked Singer led to judges walking off

Ken Jeong and Robin Thicke walked off the stage when the former New York City mayor revealed his identity


It’s reminiscent of Dancing With the Stars & Sean Spicer.


Unconfirmed reports state that Rudy Giuliani pinned a horrified Robin Thicke down while chanting "I know you want it, I know you want it." - John Fugelsang








BREAKING: Republicans gather for emergency session to determine how to turn President Biden's killing of the ISIS leader into a bad thing. - Brooklyn Dad







Putin Is A Very Busy Bully
The United Kingdom launched fighter jets on Thursday against unidentified aircraft approaching an "area of interest" just a day after intercepting four Russian military aircraft approaching the country.


Putin Says He Deserves Ukraine as Consolation for Losing White House. - Andy Borowitz





Republican Shenanigans

Whoopi suspended for two weeks and Giuliani on the Masked Singer. Everything makes sense. I feel safe. I feel protected. I feel loved. - Billy Eichner






Surprise, Surprise: Oath Keepers Founder Is A Child Abuser, Too!



Senator Josh Hawley: lives in Virginia, represents Missouri, answers to Russia. - Middle Age Riot






The reason the RNC wants to cancel presidential debates is because their candidates would have to plead the Fifth. - Tea Pain tweet






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What Neil Young did this week was the single most rocknroll thing that’s happened in this country in a long f*cking time. - MadDog tweet




When Garland comes for Trump, will he too blow up himself and his family like the leader of ISIS? We shall see... - BlackKnight10K






Zucker Gave Us Trump. Hopes & Prayers CNN's Next CEO Is A Journalist And Not A Ratings Whore
Many questions still swirl around Wednesday’s startling announcement that, after nine years, Jeff Zucker’s reign as CNN president was over...When the dust settles, Zucker’s relationship with Donald Trump will define his legacy.


Obama got the head of Al Qaeda, Biden got the head of ISIS, but we're constantly told that it is Republicans who are "strong" against terrorism. - Oliver Willis




The Slow Motion Implosion Of Facebook?



Hey Zuck, kinda looks like it will take more than a name change to save Facebook. This is on you, pal. - Jon Cooper








FBI Offering $100,000 To Anyone Who Can Tell Them Where All The Love Went. - The Onion




Harry Truman deserves some kind of award for exterior design of his Presidential plane, the Independence. - Michael Beschloss



Wednesday, February 2, 2022

Trump Claims Democrats ‘Were Staging a Coup,’ Blames Pelosi for Jan. 6 Capitol Attack

Trump Claims Democrats ‘Were Staging a Coup,’ Blames Pelosi for Jan. 6 Capitol Attack
Donald Trump said he was the victim of an attempted “coup” and claimed Speaker Nancy Pelosi is “responsible” for the Jan. 6 Capitol attack.
In an interview with Rob Schmitt of Newsmax that aired on Tuesday night, the 45th president gave viewers a tour of an alternate reality in which he was the victim, rather than the perpetrator of an attempted overthrow.



Donald Trump didn't reshape the Republican Party.

He revealed it. - Middle Age Riot








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I’m sorry but I can’t get over the fact that a few Irish fishermen bested Vladimir Putin. - Santiago Mayer







Donald Trump Jr., Rudy Giuliani, and Former Staffers Are Getting Sued. Happy Wednesday!
Retired Army Lt. Col. Alexander Vindman, who served on the National Security Council and emerged as a star witness against then-President Donald Trump during the 2019 Ukraine impeachment, is suing Donald Trump Jr., Rudy Giuliani and former Trump White House staffers, alleging they conspired against him.



A new bill in Oklahoma will fire teachers if they teach biology and offend Christian students

Tell me how republicans are different from the Taliban again? - flexghost tweet







Republican Shenanigans


Pretty soon there’s gonna one book left in Texas. 

The Bible. - Jay Arnold








Good. The Head of CNN Fired. He Turned It Into Fox Lite.







Just read a piece that says the anti-vax movement is taking over the Republican Party. With almost a million Americans dead of Covid, how can they be so stupid? - Stephen King







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Rock The Voter News

Just to f*ck with the MAGAs, Biden should announce that he will now consider men and women of all races for his SCOTUS nominee...

...but only if they are fully vaccinated. - Stonekettle







The Unviewing of Whoopi
Whoopi Goldberg has been suspended for two weeks as co-host of “The View” because of what the head of ABC News called her “wrong and hurtful comments” about Jews and the Holocaust.



what kind of sh*thole media suspends Whoopi Goldberg and rewards Joe Rogan. - Jeff Tiedrich







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Business/Tech News

If Trump wanted to seize voting machines and overturn an election imagine how badly he was ripping people off when he owned casinos. - Noel Casler






NFL Team Named After Biden's New Pup?



I love how people who want to wear masks are derided as “living in fear” by people who want to carry guns. - Ed Solomon










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