US Economy Adds 531,000 Jobs in October

 US Economy Adds 531,000 Jobs in October

The U.S. economy added 531,000 jobs in October as the unemployment rate decreased to 4.6 percent from 4.8 percent the previous month, announced the Department of Labor on Friday.

BREAKING: Conservative news outlets are reporting that caravans of socialist immigrants are approaching the US-Mexico border to join MS-13 and take guns away from Americans while teaching their children critical race theory. - Middle Age Riot

The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

• 18 states push back against Biden admin vaccine mandate
• FBI says white supremacists were recorded plotting terror attacks in Virginia
• Arbery death trial dominated by race before it even begins
• Exclusive: Baby handed to U.S. soldiers in chaos of Afghanistan airlift still missing

Look: just throw us a bone and indict the f*ck out of someone already. it's been another sh*tty week and we could all use some cheering up. - Jeff Tiedrich

Surprise, Surprise. FBI Investigating Right Wing Group For Stealing The Diary of Joe Biden's Daughter.
The Federal Bureau of Investigation this week reportedly raided two locations associated with conservative group Project Veritas as part of a probe that started under former Trump-appointed Attorney General Bill Barr...the searches were related to an investigation into how the personal diary of President Joe Biden's daughter, Ashley Biden, was stolen just ahead of the 2020 presidential election.

Just so we’re all clear, critical race theory isn’t taught in elementary school but active shooter drills are. - OhNoSheTwitnt

Republican Shenanigans

• Rep. Boebert does her version of Ocasio-Cortez's Met dress: 'Let's Go Brandon'
• Shots Fired? Nikki Haley Insists Older Candidates Should Undergo Cognitive Test and Show Tax Returns
• Trump-Backed Candidate For Arizona Governor Caught With Nazi Sympathizers and QAnon Followers: CNN
• GOP Trucker Driver Who Beat Top Jersey Democrat Apologizes for Past Bigoted Tweets
• Fox Chairman Rupert Murdoch Reportedly Mandated Vaccines and Testing at His 90th Birthday
• Fox News' Sean Hannity Blames Vaccine Hesitancy on Fauci, Biden, Harris, CDC, and NIH
• Meghan McCain is reportedly eyeing a return to television at her old home on Fox News News
• Republican primary winner is ex-felon who never applied for the right to hold office
• DeSantis vows to fight federal vaccine mandate: It's 'going down'
• Giuliani says in deposition he 'didn't have the time' to verify election claims: CNN
• Manhattan prosecutors are looking into expensive fees Trump charges new members of his golf clubs, report says

This is the most uncertain period in US history since that time Dick Cheney had heart surgery & Bush almost became president. - John Fugelsang

Guaran-Damn-Teed That Marjorie Taylor Greene Pumped Up The Insurrectionists During Her Jail Visit

Republican Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (Ga.) was finally granted access late Thursday night to enter the D.C. Department of Corrections to visit accused Jan. 6 rioters after months of trying.

Her office confirmed her visit in a statement, saying she had visited the "patriot wing" of the D.C. Jail on a three-hour tour and spoken directly with the accused Jan. 6 rioters.

Rather than putting "Christ" back in "Christmas," l'd settle for putting "Christ" back in "Christians." - Mohamad Safa

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Rock The Voter News

• Biden, ex-presidents gather for Colin Powell's funeral
• DOJ sues Texas over new election overhaul
• Climate Change Protestors Confront Joe Manchin Driving Maserati: 'We Want to Live!'
• Democrats ramp up filibuster talks after voting rights setback

Democrats Favor Permanent Paid Leave For Joe Manchin. - Andy Borowitz

Fox News Brain Eating Cancer Spreading To Democrats

More Democrats are watching Fox News during prime time than CNN, according to data from Per Nielsen MRI Fusion.

The data shows Fox News is watched by 29 percent of liberal prime-time viewers compared to CNN, which garners 25 percent of those viewers.

Only MSNBC, which is watched by 46 percent of liberal viewers during prime time, has a larger liberal audience at that time than Fox News.

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Business/Tech News

• Pfizer: Antiviral pill reduces coronavirus death, hospitalization in high-risk patients by 89 percent
• Shark Tank’s Kevin O’Leary Makes Dubious Claim Biden Budget Will Lead to Highest Taxed Individuals on Earth
• McDonald's CEO sparks outrage after he apparently blamed parents of murdered children
• Windowless, billionaire-designed UC Santa Barbara mega dorm horrifies the internet
• Kushner investment firm ramping up activities with new hires

Report: Catapult Industry Won’t Survive Another Year Without Medieval War Breaking Out. - The Onion

Who Is Behind This? Russia? China? Iran?
Secretary of State Antony Blinken on Friday announced new leadership of the agency’s task force addressing so-called Havana Syndrome cases, promising to find answers on the mysterious incidents impacting hundreds of staff with debilitating health symptoms.

In the last 2 years that I have been wearing a mask, I had no colds. No sniffles or anything. I will wear a mask on a plane for the rest of my life. - JoeSchmoe tweet

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Odd News

• One Of The Solar System's Strangest Objects Just Exploded Again
• Female handball players will no longer have to wear bikini bottoms
• California woman survives bear attack in Lake Tahoe cabin
• Illusionist escapes straitjacket 300 times in eight hours
• Florida woman, 33, arrested after knocking off man 30ft into the water with her Maserati .

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This is one of those photographs that takes my breath away. Courtesy of NASA/ISS.

Have a peaceful weekend everyone.

Rioter who bragged she wouldn't go to jail gets prison term

Rioter who bragged she wouldn't go to jail gets prison term

A Texas real estate agent who bragged she wasn’t going to jail for storming the U.S. Capitol because she is white, has blond hair and good job has been sentenced to two months behind bars

Can we please stop shaming all "white women" and focus instead on the GOP demographic of "white women who are dead inside." - John Fugelsang

The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

• ‘F- - - off and die.’ Florida Democrat State Senator Polsky receives another death threat, asks DeSantis to intervene
• Kyle Rittenhouse's Judge Scolds Jeffrey Toobin and Other CNN Analysts for Being 'Obviously' Unfamiliar with an 'Ancient Rule of Our Law'
• Tucker Carlson Shocked That Trump Hasn’t Sent Jan. 6 Rioters Any Money: ‘I Just Find That Appalling’
• QAnon Crowd Super Bummed That JFK Jr. Did Not Appear in Dallas
• Russian analyst who was source for Steele dossier arrested and charged with lying to FBI

I'm still angry about 2001-2008. Those MOFOs went on an 8 year crime spree and are living on steak and lobster today. - CWJediMaster tweet

Racist "Comedian" Removed From Rittenhouse Jury

On day four of the homicide trial for Kyle Rittenhouse, the judge dismissed a male juror who made a joke to a sheriff’s deputy about the police shooting of Jacob Blake and the number of times he was shot.

A Kenosha police officer shot Blake seven times in August 2020, which left him paralyzed. The shooting was captured on video that sparked protests and led to the deaths of the two men, whom Rittenhouse is charged with killing. Rittenhouse also wounded a third person during those protests last year.

Right wing activist and Capitol invader Jenna Ryan once said that she's "definitely not going to jail." Today she received her sentence. She was right. She's not going to jail. She's going to prison. - Palmer report tweet

Republican Shenanigans

• Fireworks erupt at Senate hearing as Fauci clashes with 'egregiously incorrect' Rand Paul over 'gain of function' research
• The FBI is reportedly investigating a Chicago hospital that gave ineligible Trump Tower employees COVID-19 vaccines
• Trump lawyer questioned about bid to rebuff U.S. Capitol riot investigation
• Laura Ingraham Suggests Italian-American Voters in New Jersey Were Influenced by 'Attacks on Christopher Columbus'
• Newsmax White House Correspondent Suspended from Twitter Over Insane Satanic Vaccine Tweet
• GOP's Allen West involved in physical altercation over masks inside Texas airport
• A pastor was acquitted of sexual assault charges – then he got nabbed by an underage prostitution sting

Fauci Admits Funding Research To Build Immunity To Rand Paul. - Andy Borowitz

70s - "Stupid Bleeding-heart Liberals"

90s - "Stupid Politically-Correct Liberals"

20s - "Stupid Woke Liberals"

Every generation of selfish mean people - who pretend to be Christian - finds a new way to smear empathy & kindness. - John Fugelsang

The Ghost of Ukraine Past Is Visiting Giuliani
The high-profile federal criminal investigation of Rudy Giuliani in recent days has zeroed in on evidence that in the spring of 2019 three Ukrainian government prosecutors agreed to award contracts, valued in the hundreds of thousands of dollars, to Giuliani and two other American attorneys as a way to gain political and personal influence with the Trump administration.
Federal investigators believe Giuliani and two attorneys who worked closely with him, Victoria Toensing and Joe DiGenova, probably violated federal transparency laws that require Americans working for foreign governments or interests to register as foreign agents with the US justice department and fully disclose details of each such action they undertook on behalf of the foreign interests.

Trump Claims He Is Now Governor of Virginia. - Andy Borowitz

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I am confused about how one state going Republican for governor and another remaining Democrat is the death knell for Biden’s agenda. Seems like the scripts are written no matter the results. - Ida Bae Wells

Rock The Voter News

• Biden Takes Victory Lap Over Low Unemployment Claims
• Anderson Cooper Grills Jayapal on Democrats' Election Losses: 'Do You Take Any Blame in This?'
• AOC Says Virginia Results 'Show the Limits' of Running a Moderate Campaign

Joe Manchin Has Used Up His 15 Minutes of Fame Many Times Over, In My Humble Opinion.
Senator Joe Manchin (D-WV) gave a blunt assessment of America’s current political orientation on CNN’s New Day Thursday, declaring the country center-right while personally rejecting the labels “progressive” or “liberal.”

Like so many West Virginian’s Joe Manchin drives a Maserati and lives on a yacht. - Noel Casler

 

How the press used to be: We regret that we got something wrong and we’ll try harder because our credibility is important to us. 

How the press is now: F*ck you morons for not being as smart as us. - Sam Youngman

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Business/Tech News

• Russia cuts gas to Europe and amasses military on western borders
• Report: Mark Zuckerberg personally approved censorship of Facebook posts critical of Vietnam's government
• Covid, guns, drugs fuel irreparable labor shortage
• Newest high-speed passenger train leaves NY manufacturer and heads for Northeast Corridor

Disbanding & Bankrupting The NRA Is Long Overdue

A federal lawsuit accuses the National Rifle Association of violating campaign finance laws by using shell companies to illegally funnel up to $35 million to Republican candidates, including former President Donald Trump, Sen. Josh Hawley of Missouri and others.

This weekend, America will turn back its clocks one hour and Virginia will turn its clocks back a 100 years. - Dave Matt

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Odd News

• Italian nun becomes highest ranking woman in Vatican
• California looks to natural gas to keep lights on this winter
• World's highest ski resort lost to climate change
• Solar storm from 'cannibal' sun eruption may impact power grid and bring auroras as far south as Pennsylvania
• New Zealanders find 17-pound potato in 'feral' vegetable garden

Time To Deflate Photo

An alien has landed on an Oleander tree and calls itself, Daphnis nerii. Seriously, it is a caterpillar.

Peace.

GOP leader says Republicans could flip 60 seats next year

GOP leader says Republicans could flip 60 seats next year

Republicans took a victory lap Wednesday following Republican Glenn Youngkin’s stunning win in the Virginia governor’s race, with House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy (R-Calif.) predicting his party could flip more than 60 House seats in next year’s midterm elections.

Perhaps — and hear me out here — going high when they go low isn’t really working. - Andrea Junker

The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

• Pentagon warns China is rapidly expanding its nuclear arsenal
• Chinese stock up on food as temperatures fall and Covid spreads
• Russia holds Black Sea navy drills with eye on U.S. ships
• Ukraine now says 90,000 Russian troops not far from border

Wouldn’t it be great if parents were as concerned about school shootings as they are about Critical Race Theory?

Israeli Spyware Maker Blacklisted By Biden
NSO Group has been placed on a US blacklist by the Biden administration after it determined the Israeli spyware maker has acted “contrary to the foreign policy and national security interests of the US”.

The corporate Dems

who blocked the Dems 

from being able to run on making progress

are now saying 

that a corporate Dem 

losing Virginia

proves that voters 

don't want progress

- John Fugelsang

Republican Shenanigans

• 'Either Admit The Election Wasn’t Stolen Or STFU': Erick Erickson Rants At 2020 Election Conspiracists After GOP Wins in Virginia
• Brianna Keilar: 'Dog Whistle Racism' From Republicans Helped Get Glenn Youngkin Elected
• Trump: Youngkin 'would have lost by 15 points without MAGA'
• Ron DeSantis Brings 2nd Grader on Fox & Friends to Decry Masks in Schools
• Christian radio host Doc Gallagher gets 3 life prison terms for bilking listeners out of millions of dollars
• Federal judge in Texas rules in favor of religious businesses over LGBTQ discrimination claims
• Texas approves constitutional amendment barring state from limiting religious services
• Lauren Boebert Says She Had a Baby in Her Truck So Pete Buttigieg Didn't Need to Take Family Leave
• Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene has been fined twenty times — totaling a whopping $48,000 — for violating the House mask mandate.

Why do Trump dummies think that J.F.K. Jr., who was a Democrat, is going to come back from the dead to be their Republican savior? - DesignationSix tweet

Six Insurrectionists Elected To State and Local Levels. Face Palm.

At least six Republicans who attended the Jan. 6 rally in Washington, D.C., that turned into a deadly insurrection were elected to office Tuesday.

Three were elected to state legislatures, and three won positions at the local level.

Having a single black president broke people's brains so much that they're literally sitting around waiting for a dead white guy to return from the grave and lead them to the White House. I don't drop acid but I have to imagine that it's like that. - BlackKnight10K

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Are we supposed to just pretend that hundreds of conspiracy theorists didn’t just gather in Dallas to see JFK, Jr. reveal himself?

The media needs to start to cover the kooks. They are in Congress now, too. The media needs to step it up. - George Takei

Rock The Voter News

• Manchin doubles down as House puts paid leave in spending bill
• McAuliffe concedes Virginia governor's race to Youngkin
• Cities across US elect their first Black mayors
• Austin voters reject ballot measure to hire more police officers
• Maine voters pass first 'right to food' amendment in US

Hmmmm . . . no cry of voter fraud out of the GOP as long as they win. - Brian J. Karem

Biden Social Spending Bill Whittled Down To $10 Billion Check To Joe Manchin. - The Onion

Trump Furious After Drunk Giuliani Demands Virginia Recount. - Andy Borowitz

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Business/Tech News

• CVS, Walgreens now accepting COVID-19 vaccination appointments for kids 5-11
• UAW rejects second offer to end John Deere strike
• Alaska Airlines getting rid of plastic bottles, cups
• Bezos offered Tom Hanks a ride on Blue Origin space rocket

If you want to avoid seeing your family this Thanksgiving, be sure to book a flight on American or Southwest. - Conan O'Brien

Here's Hoping OAN Is Sued To Kingdom Come!

Smartmatic, a company that creates election and voting technology and support services, is suing conservative news outlet One American News Network (OAN) for slander and libel about its voting systems

President Biden has another 3 years and three months left in his first term and everyone is acting like his Presidency over. - BlackKnight10K tweet

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Odd News

• Lawyers for Rust's head armorer, Hannah Gutierrez-Reed, are now suggesting that someone on set wanted to “sabotage” the film
• Covid Victim Reportedly Dissected at Pay-Per-View Autopsy Event Without His Family’s Consent
• Teen solves 300 Rubik's cubes while riding a unicycle
• LAX 'jetpack man' sightings may have been balloons
• Ancient Comet May Have Turned Chilean Desert Into Glass

Time To Deflate Photo

A Puffer Fish skeleton for you to ponder.

Peace.