Tuesday, October 5, 2021

Russia says Facebook outage shows why it needs internet sovereignty

Russia says Facebook outage shows why it needs internet sovereignty
Russian social networks reported a spike in activity during Monday's global Facebook (FB.O) outage which Moscow officials said showed that Russia was right to develop its own sovereign internet platforms and social networks.


Trump Claims He Fell Off Forbes’ Richest List Because They Failed To Count Rubles. - Andy Borowitz













Republican Shenanigans


The first 2 years of a pandemic are always the hardest. - Eden Dranger


Mike Pence: Thank You For Trying To Hang Me. Do You Like Me Now?




Chyron for the Ages



The thing to remember about Mike Pence is, nothing. 
He's Mr.Cellophane. 
Cause you can look right through him,
walk right by him, and never know he's there. - Jeremy Newberger







Would be great if Attorney General Merrick Garland arrested all planners and leaders of the January 6th MAGA insurrection today before they can set up yet another coup attempt. - Ricky Davila



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Rock The Voter News

Biden: 81,282,916 votes

Trump: 74,223,369 votes.

Always nice to be reminded. - Jack Cocchiarella tweet






It Is Time To Call A Pedophile Ring, A Pedophile Ring








Facebook was only down for the day and in that short time everybody got the vaccine. - Jimmy Fallon 






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Business/Tech News

Facebook first started as a way for Mark Zuckerberg to judge women on their looks.

How poetic that it's now a woman taking down Facebook by revealing its insides. - StrikePac tweet





NYC Book Lovers Celebrate!



Thanks to the Internet, people we might have only suspected of being idiots can now give us ample evidence. -  Andy Borowitz


 






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Odd News


Time To Deflate Photo

This Bat Eared Fox doesn't look too friendly, otherwise I'd love to pet him.


Peace.

Monday, October 4, 2021

'Shock Troops': Steve Bannon Calls for Army of GOP Operatives to Help 'Deconstruct' the Government

'Shock Troops': Steve Bannon Calls for Army of GOP Operatives to Help 'Deconstruct' the Government
If you were wondering what Steve Bannon is up to these days, apparently his latest pursuit is building up a force of GOP operatives who will be prepared to overhaul the government if Republicans successfully retake Congress and the White House.



Raise your hand if you'd like to see rotting gasbag Steve Bannon testify under oath in front of Congress on live television for 11 straight hours to explain why he shouldn't be thrown straight the f*ck into prison right now for openly plotting to overthrow our government. - Jeff Tiedrich



The civil war in 1861 happened when the South said we are leaving the Union and the North then waged a war to keep them. Today If Red states wanted to leave the North would say “check out time is 1pm” - Dean Obeidallah





Pandora's Box Has Been Opened & The Rich Are Nervous


How is Rudy Giuliani still roaming free? Or the guy with the pillow? Or the trafficker Matt Gaetz? Or the twice-impeached inciter of a deadly insurrection against the United States of America? Does the DOJ need more prosecutors? - Steven Beschloss





“No I can’t,” Biden says when asked if he could guarantee the US won’t default on its debt. “That’s up to Mitch McConnell.” - Manu Raju, CNN





Trump Versus Pulitzer Prize Board
Former President Donald Trump called on the Pulitzer Prize Board to rescind the 2018 National Reporting awards granted to the New York Times and the Washington Post for their coverage of the Russian collusion story, claiming the stories were based on "false reporting" and a "complete lack of evidence."




The party that cut taxes for the wealthy while waging two wars off the books is telling the media that Joe Biden a "Big-Spending Liberal." - John Fugelsang





Hear me out… vaccine laced blow darts. - MedusasWink tweet






Uh Oh, Sally Yates Was Hired To Investigate U.S. Soccer Coach's Abuse








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Business/Tech News

Facebook has stopped promoting dangerous lies for money. Until it is back up and working again. - Mrs. Betty Bowers






The Facebook Whistleblower
A former Facebook product manager revealed herself as the whistleblower who leaked a trove of company research, plunging the social media giant into crisis, and filed a series of complaints with federal regulators...



The day after Facebook got double roasted, stuffed in a turkey, and roasted again for its lax handling of harassment and conspiracy theories, their entire social media suite is down. 

I'm not saying they're related, but I'm also not saying they're not related. - Mike Rothchild



Mark Zuckerberg right now




I have stolen over 4 terabytes of NFTs via the little known hacker technique known as "right click -> save as". my collection has a net estimated value of over 8 trillion dollars. - ActNormalOrElse tweet



Dog Halloween Costume




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Odd News


Time To Deflate Photo
It's National Taco Day! Celebrate with your loved ones on this very special day.

Peace & Tacos!


Friday, October 1, 2021

Brett Kavanaugh tests positive for COVID-19

Brett Kavanaugh tests positive for COVID-19
Justice Brett Kavanaugh has tested positive for COVID-19, the Supreme Court announced Friday.
Kavanaugh, 56, has been fully vaccinated since January and has no symptoms, the court said in a statement. His wife and daughters, who are also fully vaccinated, tested negative on Thursday.



New Evidence Indicates Alcohol Offers No Protection Against Covid. - Andy Borowitz



A majority of Trump voters say they are in favor of seceding from the union.

A majority of everyone else say "good f*cking riddance." - Middle Age Riot







A Liar Held A Rally  and Guess What? More Lies!
A US marine who says he saved a baby during the evacuation from Afghanistan in photos seen across the world is under investigation for appearing on stage with Donald Trump at a rally.






Sinclair Lewis was right. They are wrapped in the flags, carrying crosses. - insertcleverid tweet







Republican Shenanigans

I hope Sandy Hook families never stop suing Alex Jones. They deserve all of his money and future earnings for what he has personally put them through. - Ricky Davila

 





Justice Samuel Alito Defends The Indefensible 
Justice Samuel Alito on Thursday rejected criticism that the Supreme Court has improperly handled some of the cases that come to it as a part of its emergency docket without the benefit of a full briefing schedule and oral arguments.








Brett Kavanagh has tested positive for covid-19. Ruth Bader Ginsburg must have just gotten her wings. - BlackKnight10K tweet








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Rock The Voter News






Just a reminder-
If Puerto Rico & DC were states
nobody would care abt 
what Manchin & Sinema think. - John Fugelsang





You know what, screw this defeated attitude. We have the Presidency, the House and the Senate. We have amazing members in our Democratic Party and voters. Let’s get some pride and go motivate people to go vote because this midterms is the most important election of our lifetime. - David Weissman



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Business/Tech News

If the government is running out of money, maybe it should take back the $2.3 trillion it gave away to the rich under Trump. - Andy Borowitz


 



Fox News Celebrates 25 Years of Lies



The measure of a society is found in how they treat their weakest and most helpless citizens.
-- Jimmy Carter, who turned 97 today. Happy Birthday!








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