Wednesday, July 14, 2021

DeSantis selling 'Don't Fauci My Florida' koozies

Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis (R) is selling merchandise on his campaign website taking shots at Anthony Fauci, the nation’s leading infectious diseases expert, and other coronavirus restrictions. 
The merchandise includes drink koozies and shirts that say “Don’t Fauci My Florida” and flags that closely resemble former President Trump’s style saying “Keep Florida Free.”



GOP: Life begins at conception and ends at infection. - OhNoSheTwitnt



This is the actual DeSantis Ad


 



The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

Ron DeSantis wants to kill his constituents and the cruise industry at the same time. - Daniel Uhlfelder



 


George W. Bush Needs To Sit Down & Shut Up



George W. Bush weighs in on bad consequences.   

Next up, dating tips from Chris Brown. - John Fugelsang




 

Republican Shenanigans

GOP: Abortion is murder! Every life is precious! 

Also GOP: Letting kids die of preventable diseases is good because liberal tears. - OhNoSheTwitnt



 

Marjorie Taylor Greene Looks Like A Man In A Dress, Just Like Caitlyn Jenner!
Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene of Georgia misgendered conservative California gubernatorial candidate Caitlyn Jenner in a Twitter feud, calling the celebrity a "man in a dress."






Thanks to its lousy COVID vaccination rate, Missouri has gone from the Show Me State to the Ventilate Me State. - Middle Age Riot




 



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Ken Starr went from impeaching a president for fellatio to performing fellatio on an impeached president. - John Fugelsang



 



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Norwegian Cruise Line Sues Flori-duh
Norwegian Cruise Line on Tuesday sued Florida’s surgeon general over a state law prohibiting cruise ships from requiring passengers to show proof of Covid-19 vaccination, marking the latest development in Florida’s battle with the cruise ship industry.







Let’s get one thing straight: Jeffrey Epstein continued to abuse girls after Ken Starr and Alan Dershowitz got him a sweetheart deal. Both of them knew what the billionaire pedophile was doing. - Andrea Junker



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Good For Maine!



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Friends.


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Tuesday, July 13, 2021

Governor vows to arrest Democrats who fled Texas to block voting restrictions

Lawmakers flew to Washington DC to deny legislature a quorum but Greg Abbott says he will call special sessions indefinitely.



Democrats Agree to Return to Texas if Greg Abbott Leaves. - Andy Borowitz




 


Greg Abbott Furious After Texas Democrats Escape Earth’s Atmosphere. - Andy Borowitz



 


Lie Manufacturing Machine Performing Uninterrupted







Border Wall Fails To Stop Texas Democratic Legislators From Escaping To Mexico. - Andy Borowitz



Republican Shenanigans







Free Uterus Inspection Courtesy Of Texas


The $10,000 'abortion bounties' signed into law by Texas Governor Greg Abbott, mean that women will face harsher punishment for getting an abortion after a rape, than men face for COMMITTING the rape itself.

This is reproductive terrorism. - Jake Lobin








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Courage looks a lot like Democrats in Texas. - John Collins


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Fox News is so hungry for ratings and viewers that it is literally killing many of them just to keep the others angry, mistrustful and glued to their screens. - George Takei




Ken Starr Is Even Worse Than I Already Thought
Ken Starr, the lawyer who hounded Bill Clinton over his affair with Monica Lewinsky, waged a “scorched-earth” legal campaign to persuade federal prosecutors to drop a sex-trafficking case against the billionaire financier Jeffrey Epstein relating to the abuse of multiple underaged girls, according to a new book.








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The only thing we have to fear is fear itself. And stupid. We should be scared sh*tless of stupid. - Middle Age Riot

 





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Trump supporters are threatening to leave the United States, and I’m offering to help them pack. - John Collins



 


My, My, My, The Feds Have Been Busy
A former Chicago bank executive was found guilty Tuesday of charges alleging he conspired with onetime Donald Trump campaign chairman Paul Manafort to exchange risky bank loans for a high-ranking position in the presidential administration.








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The underside of a mushroom. I like mine, crispy fried.


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Monday, July 12, 2021

Blows Are Traded at Katie Porter Townhall After Republican Candidate Shows Up With Friends, Cops Arrest 1 While Breaking Up Fracas

At an outdoor town hall event for Democrat Katie Porter in California, a small but loud group of dissenters caused a disturbance that led to blows and police this weekend.


Apparently, voting restrictions aren't enough for Republicans, so now they disrupt an opponent's town hall. It's gonna be a long, hot, summer. And guns will probably be involved.

Greg Abbott Calls Texas's New Voting Laws No More Restrictive Than North Korea's.  - Andy Borowitz






The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

Neighbors See Trump Waiting by Mailbox for Reinstatement Notice. - Andy Borowitz



 


Kraken Kraks?



Sidney Powell: “Election was stolen!”

Powell Atty: “No reasonable person would believe Powell.”

MAGA: “Powell said election was stolen y'all!”

Tucker: “Vaccines are a plot!”

Fox Atty: “No reasonable person would believe Tucker.”

MAGA: “Tucker said vaccines are a plot y’all!”

- Mrs. Betty Bower






I hate to tell you this, but Donald Trump Jr is going to be indicted long before Hunter Biden ever is.

actually, I love to tell you this. cry more. - Jeff Tiedrich




 


Republican Shenanigans

Why would they take your Bibles when they are available for free online? - John Collins



 


Oh, Look, Another Crazy "Christian"






If Trump really wants to bring down Facebook he should buy it and run it for a couple of years. - Travis Allen





 

If Donald Trump convinced his followers to ignore speed limits and stop wearing seatbelts, Republicans would blame the increased auto fatalities on Joe Biden. - Middle Age Riot



 



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Trump Has Robert E. Lee Statue Moved To His Bedroom. - Andy Borowitz


Anti Vaccine Whining Will Commence Shortly








Treasury Phasing Out All Bills Except $1s and $100s As Income Inequality Renders Middle Currencies Irrelevant. -  The Onion







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Remember kids: if you study hard, get good grades, go to a good college, get a job, work hard, never take a sick day, live within your means and do what you're told ... then one day your boss might go to space. - Dan Price



 


Watching the Charlottesville Robert E. Lee statue coming down is like porn for moral people. - John Fugelsang