White House says Biden is '100% fine' after he tripped boarding Air Force One

White House says Biden is '100% fine' after he tripped boarding Air Force One

President Joe Biden is doing "100% fine" after he tripped while walking up the stairs to board Air Force One earlier Friday, White House principal deputy press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre said.

For the record, climbing the steps of Air Force One with toilet paper clinging to your shoe is more pathetic than tripping on the steps. - Steven Beschloss

 

The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

• Study Shows Trump 'Chinese Virus' Tweet Spurred Increased Use of Racist Anti-Asian Hashtags
• Stephen Colbert Directly Connects Trump's 'Racist' Rhetoric to Atlanta Shootings in Brutal Montage
• Atlanta shooter to cops: 'Am I going to jail for the rest of my life?'
• Putin Challenges Biden to Live Debate After U.S. President Calls Him a Killer
• George W. Bush Laments Capitol Insurrection in Rare Interview: 'I Was Sick to My Stomach'
• NOAA warns of water use cutbacks, fires and low levels in reservoirs amid significant drought

I support Biden for replying yes to "Do you think Putin is a murderer?" In fact, he could have added, "And Trump is too!" - Judy Dixon Gabaldon

I Imagine Republicans Will Say That The Insurrectionists Were Having A Bad Day

In the wake of the Jan. 6 insurrection at the U.S. Capitol, a popular narrative has emerged: that because rioters did not fire guns that day, they were not really "armed."

But a review of the federal charges against the alleged rioters shows that they did come armed, and with a variety of weapons: stun guns, pepper spray, baseball bats and flagpoles wielded as clubs. An additional suspect also allegedly planted pipe bombs by the headquarters of the Democratic and Republican parties the night before the riot and remains at large.

Fauci Warns That Vaccines Alone Will Not Rid Nation of Rand Paul. - Andy Borowitz

 

Republican Shenanigans

• Trump Lackeys Are Teaming Up Again With Putin to Mock Biden
• Twitter says it made an error in suspending Marjorie Taylor Greene's account 
• Ben Domenech Hits Dr. Fauci for Urging Mask Wearing Even After Vaccination: He Has 'Outlived His Usefulness'
• GOP Rep. Who Spoke at White Nationalist Event Last Month Will Now Appear on Qanon Talk Show
• Rep. Chip Roy Walks Back 'Rope' and 'Tree' Comments: No, He Does Not Support Lynching or Vigilante Justice
• Georgia Republicans back away from some voting restrictions
• Florida Politician Charged With Backing a Ruse Candidate in Bizarre Scheme to Sabotage Incumbent With Same Last Name
• Trump-loving Pennsylvania woman hit with felony charges and divorce papers over Capitol  riot

The bedrock of our Democracy is the right to vote in free and fair elections. Republicans are against that. - Rob Reiner

Biden's Approval Rating Jumps After Starving Americans Received Money

President Joe Biden’s net approval jumped 9 points in a poll that was taken after tens of millions of direct payments from the $1.9 trillion American Rescue Plan hit Americans’ bank accounts.

Fauci f*cked up Rand like he lives next door to him. - Sam Youngman

 

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Donald Trump will never have a high school named after him, so he’ll have to settle for a virus.

#TrumpFlu - Middle Age Riot

 

Rock The Voter News

• Democrat introduces resolution to expel Marjorie Taylor Greene
• Biden nominates ex-Florida senator Bill Nelson to NASA
• Democratic House campaign arm says it raised $11.5 million in February
• White House Under Fire Over Reported Crackdown on Staffers Who Used Weed
• Al Gore calls for automatic voter registration

Kevin McCarthy Says CNN Must Discontinue Unfair Practice of Citing Things He Did. - Andy Borowitz

 

Things Have Taken A Turn For The Worse In Cuomoland

Allegations that the New York governor, Andrew Cuomo, improperly used the power of his office to shield political donors from Covid-19 lawsuits have reportedly become the subject of an FBI investigation.

Al Gore is six years younger than Joe Biden. - Matthew Yglesias

 

 

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Business/Tech News

• Short bets on dollar drop to nine-month low
• Pandemic air travel hits record 1M passengers per day for week straight
• Chinese military reportedly restricts use of Tesla cars among personnel
• WhatsApp, Instagram, and Facebook are recovering from major outage

Democrats Go After Corporate Drug Pushers
Democratic Reps. Carolyn Maloney (N.Y.) and Mark DeSaulnier (Calif.) unveiled legislation on Friday aimed at preventing the Sackler family from evading lawsuits over the opioid crisis through bankruptcy proceedings.

I surprised a raccoon in my garage this morning, and now he's telling his friends he made a human run into a wall. - Conan O'Brien

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Odd News

• Bizarre ancient shark glided through the sea with lengthy wing-like fins
• Scientists Want to Build a Solar-Powered Ark on the Moon to Protect Earth Species
• Kansas man ordered to remove giant Chiefs mural from side of home
• Scottish island for sale with opening bid of $111,700
• Shopping while driving, woman hits bike-riding Florida sheriff

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The ancestor of microwave. Steam radiator for an apartment with an integrated food warmer, NYC, circa 1890.

Peace.

'You bum, why did you hit me?' 75-year-old Asian woman beats attacker with stick in San Francisco

'You bum, why did you hit me?' 75-year-old Asian woman beats attacker with stick in San Francisco

An elderly Asian American woman attacked and punched by a man on a San Francisco street fought back, leaving him battered, bloodied and hospitalized.

So is McConnell pretending he’s not married to an Asian American woman?

His silence is telling. - WomanInTheMoon tweet

 

The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

• GOP Rep. Extols Lynchings During Hearing on Anti-Asian American Violence
• Officer Who Said Atlanta Spa Shooter Was Having A ‘Bad Day’ Promoted Racist Covid-19 Shirt On Facebook
• Host of Trump’s Jan. 6 pre-insurrection rally holding ‘summit’ at his Doral golf course
• Florida man charged for attacking police during Capitol riot while wearing 'Trump' flag jacket
• The US finally has data on how many people die in police custody. NC won’t release it.
• Putin Responds to Biden Claim He's a Killer: 'Takes One to Know One'

So, what do murderous racists do on a good day? - Middle Age Riot

 

Russia, Russia, Russia
A German company newly sanctioned by the Biden administration for its ties to the poisoning of a Russian political activist has been linked to the infamous 2016 meeting at Trump Tower.
The Biden administration sanctioned Riol-Chemie for its "activities in support of Russia's weapons of mass destruction programs," but financial records reviewed by The Daily Beast show the poisoning of Alexei Navalny is tied to the money laundering network that Russian attorney Natalia Veselnitskya was trying to cover up when she met with Donald Trump Jr. and other campaign officials before the 2016 election.

Joe Biden should write an apology to Putin for calling him a killer and then push it out of a fourth story building window. - Jeremy Newberger

 

“I’m not a racist. It’s just my sex addiction or my diabetes.” - Rex Chapman

Republican Shenanigans

• Fauci clashes with Rand Paul over masks
• Trump’s longtime bodyguard implicated in ex-president’s alleged tax evasion scheme
• ‘I didn’t know they were Jewish!’ Marjorie Taylor Greene claims ignorance for sharing anti-Semitic theory
• Jared Kushner's sketchy admission to Harvard detailed in new Netflix documentary on the college bribery scandal
• Jason Miller, Andrew Giuliani join Newsmax as contributors
• In the 'cancel culture' debate, the battle over a Black high school named for a KKK grand wizard still resonates
• Flynn business partner's conviction reinstated
• Woman who coughed on Uber driver could face up to 16 years in prison after being charged with two felonies
• Court denies former Michigan governor's attempt to dismiss charges over Flint

Republicans Baffled By Popularity of Bill That Aids Poor People. - Andy Borowitz 

The leading cause of people not trusting experts is people like Rand Paul calling themselves experts. - JRehling

Dumbass Gets Caught Outside VP's Residence With Weapons. Good Work, Secret Service!

The Secret Service detained a man outside the official vice presidential residence at the U.S. Naval Observatory on Wednesday and District of Columbia police arrested him on a weapons charge, D.C.'s Metropolitan Police said. Vice President Kamala Harris has not yet moved into the residence due to ongoing renovations.

Remember when Mitch McConnell said that no president can nominate a Supreme Court Justice during an election but went ahead and did it anyway as soon as Republicans were in power?

That’s EXACTLY what he’ll do with the filibuster. - Mikel Jollett

 

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Rock The Voter News

• Biden postpones event promoting Covid relief in Atlanta to meet with Asian American leaders
• President Biden Endorses A 'Talking' Senate Filibuster
• Obama calls for "meaningful action" on gun laws after Atlanta shootings

The Republican Party platform has been reduced to “be an asshole about everything.” - Middle Age Riot

 

FBI Releases New Footage of Insurrection.
The FBI released new footage Thursday of supporters of then-President Donald Trump attacking law enforcement personnel at a riot at the U.S. Capitol on Jan. 6, including violent scenes of one man trying to rip a gas mask off an officer and another who appears to punch one in the face

Why is ending racism, misogyny, and white supremacy a debate? - Andrea Junker

 

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Florida’s chief exports: Oranges and coronavirus. Lots of tourists take home plenty of both when their vacations are over. - Stephen King

Business/Tech News

• Google will spend $7 billion and add 10,000+ jobs in 2021: Alphabet CFO Ruth Porat
• Ultrasound has potential to damage coronaviruses, study finds
• Asian-American CNN Reporter Tells Don Lemon Passerby Shouted 'Virus!' at Her As She Prepared Live Shot
• Janet Yellen wants to overhaul corporate taxes for the whole world - she's talking to other countries about a minimum rate

Send Us Your Stimulus Checks For A Chance To Win $1,000. - The Onion

Uh Oh.

School-related COVID-19 outbreaks are rising in Michigan, and many are tied to youth and high school sports, Michigan's leading epidemiologist said Wednesday. 

"The largest number of outbreaks are in K-12 school settings at 162, with 54 new outbreaks reported this week," said Sarah Lyon-Callo, the director of the Bureau of Epidemiology and Population Health at the state health department.

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Odd News

• Tussaud’s Waxworks in San Antonio removes Trump figure because people keep punching it
•  A supermassive black hole is speeding through space, and astronomers don't know why
• Arnold Schwarzenegger Voted Best Leader for Alien Invasion, Will Smith Runner-Up
• Last paycheck from ex-employer shows up as oil-covered pennies
• 8-year-old uses hands and feet to break Rubik's cube world record
• Girl, 8, throws mattress from burning home, jumps to safety

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Ancient Egyptians loved their cats. A mummified cat housed at The British Museum.

Peace.

Who is Q?

Biden says Putin 'will pay a price' for Russian efforts to undermine the 2020 US election

President Joe Biden said Vladimir Putin "will pay a price" for his efforts to undermine the 2020 US election following a landmark American intelligence assessment which found that the Russian government meddled in the 2020 election with the aim of "denigrating" Biden's candidacy.

Who else was thinking if Russia had failed in 2016 like they did in 2020, we could have had Hillary and avoided the disastrous 4 years. - Amy Siskind

 

The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

• Lawmakers warn of surge in violence against Asian Americans after Georgia shootings
• Atlanta Police Captain Slammed for Saying Spa Shooter Was Having a 'Bad Day': Not as Bad 'For the People He Slaughtered'
• Donald Trump Repeats 'China Virus' Slur on Fox News on Same Night As Atlanta Shootings
• Erik Prince accused of helping rebel Libyan general

Pretty sure racist culture is getting more people killed than cancel culture. - Schooley tweet

 

This Is What Happens When A State Doesn't Have A Waiting Period For A Gun Purchase 
Cherokee County Sheriff Frank Reynolds said Wednesday the suspect in a shooting spree that killed eight people bought the gun he used hours earlier. Investigators also believe 21-year-old Robert Aaron Long, accused in the shootings in Cherokee and Atlanta, may have a sexual addiction and frequented the types of businesses he allegedly targeted. 

You didn't have to tell me that the Atlanta shooter was white. I figured that out for myself when you said he was taken alive. - Jeff Tiedrich

 

 

Republican Shenanigans

• Republicans hostility grows toward illegal immigrants as party attacks Biden on border
• Florida Republicans pushing proposal that would allow Trump to open casino over local objections
• Mayorkas defends border policy as GOP points to 'crisis'
• Marjorie Taylor Greene lashes out at transgender people for 'destroying God's creation' 
• Republican’s ‘fixer’ found dead in Ohio after being ensnared in sweeping bribery investigation
• Trump Weighs in on Rumor Meghan Markle is Plotting a Run For President
• 'It's a great vaccine': Donald Trump recommends supporters get COVID-19 vaccine as polls show hesitancy

The Republicans who are freaking out about brown people crossing the border were perfectly chill about white people breaching the Capitol. - Andy Borowitz

 

 

Republicans Intent On Being Viewed As Cruel
Republican attorneys general in more than a dozen states are threatening legal action against the Biden administration over the newly signed $1.9 trillion coronavirus economic relief package, a measure they say is unconstitutional.

If Donald Trump has a legacy, it is how he brought bigots together so they could hate more effectively. - Middle Age Riot

 

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You notice how the Dow, S&P are reaching records, and Biden isn't jumping around screaming "It's me! It's me!" - Kurt Eichenwald 

 

Rock The Voter News

• Biden Mocks 'Macho Thing' of Not Getting Covid Vaccine: 'Why Don't You Be a Patriot? Protect Other People?'
• Biden administration to provide $10 billion to school COVID-19 testing program to speed reopening
• Biden says Major, his German Shepherd, is out of the dog house
• White House fountain goes green for St. Patrick's Day
• Cuomo Aides Reportedly Circulated Open Letter Attacking Credibility of Accuser Lindsey Boylan

38,000 gun deaths a year in US: who needs gun control? 

2 cases of voter fraud in 2020: let’s pass 253 new voter suppression laws. - Ari Berman

My Heart Breaks For These Central Americans
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi touted the humanitarian generosity of the United States amid a surge of migrants at the Southern Border in an interview on MSNBC Wednesday, but reiterated President Joe Biden’s message that people from Central America should stay home.

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I think that is Pope Benedict.

Business/Tech News

• Treasury says it's disbursed 90M stimulus payments under Biden's law
• Trump lost about a third of his fortune during the final year of his presidency: report
• WATCH Sharon Osbourne Lash Out About Racism Meltdown Episode in New Interview: 'How Dare They Do This To Me?'
• Canada expands use of AstraZeneca vaccine to seniors even as other countries pause its rollout

Vaccines are one of the greatest discoveries our species has ever made to improve the human condition. - Dan Rather

 

Amazon/Walmart Apparel Battle

Amazon has surpassed Walmart as the top apparel retailer in the U.S, according to an analysis released by Wells Fargo.

Wells Fargo estimated that Amazon’s apparel and footwear sales in the U.S. jumped by 15 percent in 2020, raking in $41 billion in sales, according to a report by CNBC. This placed the tech giant 20 to 25 percent above Walmart.

I'm concerned that if we get rid of the filibuster, we'll lose one of our government's silliest words. - Stephen Colbert

 

 

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Odd News

• Dead Sea Scrolls discoveries are first ancient Bible texts to be found in 60 years
• Daredevils glide around the world’s largest fountain in Dubai in crazy stunt
• Home-invading raccoon found sleeping in dishwasher
• Woman with history of airliner stowaways arrested again
• A mouse embryo has been grown in an artificial womb—humans could be next

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Mama Western Rosella is keeping her babies as snug as a bug in a rug.

Peace.