All Hat No Cattle

Wednesday, January 20, 2021

I feel like I can breathe again.

‘Democracy Has Prevailed’: President Joe Biden Says ‘Unity is the Path Forward’ in Inaugural Address

President Joe Biden called for unity in his inaugural address on Wednesday, saying, “This is America’s day. This is democracy’s day… At this hour, my friends, democracy has prevailed.”

“America’s been tested anew, and America has risen to the challenge,” Biden said.

President-elect Joe Biden, tears in his eyes, says his only regret is that his son Major Beau Biden is not here "because we should be introducing him as president."

My abiding hope—my abiding prayer—is that we emerge from this ordeal with a new wisdom.

To cherish simple moments.
To imagine new possibilities.

And to open our hearts just a little more to one another. - Kamala Harris

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

I haven’t slept. Since November of 2016. - Randy Rainbow

Californians Cheering Causes Earthquake

An earthquake shook portions of California on Wednesday morning, prompting jokes on social media that it was caused by residents celebrating former President Donald Trump's term coming to an end.

Watching Trump leave this morning, I did have one regret: I really wanted to see him dragged out by the Secret Service. - George Takei

Republican Shenanigans

The world is watching, as it has been these past four years.

This time we can be proud of what's being seen. - The Lincoln Project

Geez Louise. Kellyanne Conway Verbally Abused Us & Now Her Daughter?

Claudia Conway posted videos on TikTok she claims capture the former Trump advisor’s verbal abuse.

Claudia Conway has posted several videos on TikTok she claims are clips of her mother, former White House advisor Kellyanne Conway, verbally abusing her.

I'll bet the "f*ck your feelings" crowd is having a f*ck-ton of feelings right now. - Jeff Tiedrich

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Trump might not be attending the Joe Biden Inauguration today, but you can bet your ass he is watching it on every TV he owns. And that is god damn delicious. - Jeremy Newberger

Rock The Voter News

Trump no longer controls the nuclear weapons.

Whatever you do today, stop every few minutes and remember that. - Stonekettle tweet

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Business/Tech News

With Trump out of office, Diamond and Silk, reduced to Zirconia and Polyester! - modern man tweet

I Am So Damn Sick Of Conspiracy Theorists. They Definitely Should Not Serve In Congress.
Newly surfaced Facebook messages from 2018 show U.S. Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene agreeing with comments spreading the conspiracy that the Parkland school shooting where 17 students and faculty members at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High were killed was a “false flag planned shooting.”

It’s a new day in America. - President Joe Biden

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America Is Back, Baby!

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Something is different in the air today.

I can feel it all the way down here.

It feels good.

A sponge diver at Tarpon Springs, Florida in the 1940s. And then synthetic sponges put divers out of business soon after.

Peace.

Tuesday, January 19, 2021

Hours, not days

Florida Man with Nukes: CNN Reports Donald Trump Will Bring Nuclear Football With Him to Mar-a-Lago

CNN reports new details of President Donald Trump’s forgoing of the traditional handoff of the “nuclear football” — he’s taking the highly classified briefcase with him to Mar-a-Lago instead.

“The most important briefcase in the world, carried by the military and never far from the President of the United States,” said CNN’s Barbara Starr, adding, “The case holds the highly classified equipment and authorities needed for our president to order the military to launch a nuclear weapon.”

Can we just refer to 45 as “Florida Man” in headlines from now on? - George Takei

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

Pretty much the only thing I got wrong about the Trump presidency is that I really thought he would have blurted the n-word into a live microphone by now. - Jeff Tiedrich

Republicans Have Turned My Beloved Florida Into A Banana Republic
Rebekah Jones, Florida's former COVID-19 data scientist, turned herself in to police after a warrant was issued for her arrest for illegal use of the state's computer system, CBS Miami reports. The Florida Department of Law Enforcement announced the arrest of Jones, 31, on Monday morning. The agency said she is charged with one count of offenses against users of computers, computer systems, computer networks and electronic devices.

Have you noticed how many people who stormed the Capitol have now been arrested because their exes ratted them out? I'm just saying, if these fools had only watched #FirstWivesClub. - Bette Midler

Republican Shenanigans

Crazy how the confederacy mounted a more successful insurrection than the proud boys and they didn’t even have the Internet. Or telephones. Or electricity. Or cheese. Wait did they have cheese? I’m not a historian. - Sarah Cooper

Oooooh, So This Was Barr's Death Knell

Former Attorney General William Barr reportedly pushed back strongly on President Trump when discussing claims the president was circulating about the election being "stolen" from him.

Barr, during a meeting with Trump at the White House in early December, told the president that such theories of a stolen election were "bullshit,"...

I don’t understand why more republicans aren’t outraged that Trump almost got Mike Pence assassinated. - Bryce Tache

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I live in two countries called the United States. - John Fugelsang

Rock The Voter News

Jill Biden should host Michelle Obama, Laura Bush, Hillary Clinton, and Rosalynn Carter for a fabulous "First Ladies Who Have Manners" luncheon at the White House.

And Vogue should put it on the cover. And send a copy to Melania. - Mrs. Betty Bowers

What If The Insurrection Was A Distraction To Plant One Of Putin's Suitcase Nukes At The Capitol? FYI: I Just Watched DESIGNATED SURVIVOR On Netflix.
Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton said on Monday that she wants to see if President Trump “was talking to” Russian President Vladimir Putin on “the day that insurgents invaded our Capitol.”

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After this moment when they were both upset by watching John Jr. saluting his father’s casket at JFK funeral, 1963, ex-Presidents Truman and Eisenhower ended their 11-year-old feud, which began when Truman criticized Ike in 1952 campaign. - Michael Beschloss tweet