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The Internet is out again and the tech should be here soon. A tech was here yesterday and "fixed" things. Then the Internet went out a few hours after he left and then back on, then off. My neighbors have the same problem.

So, I will post a few laughs so you won't go away empty minded! As long as I have Internet connection!

BREAKING bunch of f*ckers who expect us to live on $600 wonder why we call them a bunch of f*ckers. - Jeff Tiedrich

 

$600 relief for Americans?

Is that to pay for monthly food, rent or hemlock?

Members of Congress got paid $130,000 to spend 9 months arguing about whether we deserve $600. - Eli Yudin

Pernicious cowardice is tallied in death as “leaders” protect themselves with vaccines not available yet to hundreds of millions they’ve put at risk. A vaccine too late for those who have and will soon perish from a disease these cowards have downplayed and mismanaged. Shame. - Dan Rather

300,000 Americans dead. Russia hacking our IT infrastructure -- literally the attack is going on RIGHT NOW. 

And Trump is tweeting conspiracy theories and trying to start a civil war. 

I don't care what your political party is, THIS GUY HAS GOT TO GO. - Stonekettle

 

 Photo taken by paparazzi on one of the happiest days in my life.  My father was carrying me home from the hospital where I, among countless other kids, was treated for polio.  I couldn’t walk yet. Vaccines spare today’s kids from polio. Now we await another vaccine to save us. - Mia Farrow

Peace and Holiday Love to All!

Pfizer says 'millions' of vaccine doses are waiting to be shipped — but the government hasn't told them where to go

Pfizer says 'millions' of vaccine doses are waiting to be shipped — but the government hasn't told them where to go

It's no secret that there aren't enough Pfizer vaccine doses for every American who wants one. After receiving emergency use authorization from the Food and Drug Administration last week, Pfizer said Thursday that it has since shipped out the 2.9 million vaccine doses the U.S.

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY to Donald Trump!!!

You were IMPEACHED one year ago today!

 

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

• MAGA leaders call for the troops to keep Trump in office
• Michael Flynn Calls for Military Rerun of Presidential Race in Swing States, Dismisses Georgia Senate Runoff as 'Fake Election'
• Mitt Romney Blasts Trump on Suspected Russian Cyber Attack: 'Inexcusable Silence and Inaction from the White House'
• FDA Advisory Committee Approves Moderna Vaccine for Emergency Use Authorization
• Interior shuts Washington Monument after interior secretary -- who was giving private tours of the monument -- tests positive for the coronavirus 

I think Trump should attend the Inauguration if it doesn’t delay his arrest.- Andy Borowitz

If It Talks Like A Coup, Walks Like A Coup...
Acting Defense Secretary Chris Miller ordered a Pentagon-wide halt to cooperation with the transition of President-elect Biden, shocking officials across the Defense Department...

I feel like this Russian hacking thing should be a bigger deal than 3 of Hillary’s emails

Republican Shenanigans

• Show Must Go On?: Trump Is Reportedly Asking Friends About Restarting The Apprentice After Leaving the White House
• Peter Navarro Repeatedly Calls for Trump to Appoint Special Prosecutor to Investigate 2020 Election
• Jimmy Kimmel Doesn't Think Mike Pence Should Get the Covid-19 Vaccine: All He Deserves is 'a Bottle of Clorox and a Heat Lamp'
• ‘Hope is on the way’: Pence gets coronavirus vaccine on live television
• Scarborough Mocks Pearl-Clutching Over 'F*ckers' Remark: Marco Rubio Accused Trump of Having a Small Penis
• SCOTUS Tosses Challenge to Trump Plan for Excluding Undocumented Immigrants from Census Count
• Selling Florida home, moving back to Arkansas, Mike Huckabee confirms

Keep Christ in Christmas?

Can we put him back in Christianity first? - John Fugelsang

 

Anyone Taking Bets That Trump Aided Putin's Hack?
Federal officials issued an urgent warning on Thursday that hackers, who U.S. intelligence agencies believed were working for the Kremlin, used a far wider variety of tools than previously known to penetrate government systems, and said that the cyberoffensive was “a grave risk to the federal government.”

Why doesn't President Pisstape J. Kompromat ever stand up to Russia? Some of these questions just answer themselves. - Jeff Tiedrich

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Betsy DeVos Warns That Biden Will Pick Education Secretary with Background in Education. - Andy Borowitz

 

Rock The Voter News

• Democrats in Georgia: ‘Trump is helping our case.’
• Joe Biden Calls Ex-Friend Sen. Lindsey Graham a 'Personal Disappointment' For Failing to Acknowledge His Election Win
• Hillary Clinton Slams Trump Supporters Now Claiming Outrage at Biden Chief's 'F*ckers' Comment
• Biden Campaign Manager Jen O'Malley Dillon Walks Back Her Remark that Republicans Are a 'Bunch of F*ckers'

Biden Is Going To Have To Build A Entire Prison Wing To House These F*ckers
Jared Kushner helped create a Trump campaign shell company that secretly paid the president's family members and spent $617 million in reelection cash, a source tells Insider 

World’s Population To Receive Vaccination Against Trump on January 21. - Andy Borowitz

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Business/Tech News

• GOP senator blocks bill to provide $1,200 stimulus checks
• All Players on Houston Basketball Team Test Positive for Covid Since Summer
• 'An Institutional Failing': New York Times Issues Stunning Retraction of High-Profile Podcast That Bought the Claims of an ISIS Fabulist
• Fraternity Members At Three North Carolina Schools Allegedly Trafficked Over $1.5 million in drugs

I hope with all my heart that Trump refuses to leave the White House on Jan 20, and I hope with all my heart that they live-stream what happens next. - Jeff Tiedrich

 

The Coup Attempt Lives On!
President Donald Trump lauded Tommy Tuberville this week after the Republican Alabama senator-elect said he is not ruling out joining a House member to object to the election results when Congress meets in a joint session to accept the votes of the Electoral College.

My New Year’s resolution for 2021 is “Spend less time with my family.” - Conan O'Brien

 

 

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Ok, I am suffering from cable TV withdrawal, day 7.

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Leaving the dog in the motor home, what could go wrong?

Odd News

• Nurse faints while talking to press about getting COVID-19 vaccine
• New York man freed from car after a snow plow buried him under 4 feet of snow
• Mystery monolith installed outside Florida bar
• Windsurfer's 36-foot wave earns her a Guinness World Record
• Illegal winery busted at Alabama town’s sewage plant

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Mother Nature showing off the Milky Way Over Mt. Rainer with a lenticular cloud formation, Washington State, USA. Photo by Matt Sahli


Holiday Wishes for a Peaceful Weekend.

Billions Spent on U.S. Cyberdefenses Failed to Detect Giant Russian Hack

Billions Spent on U.S. Cyberdefenses Failed to Detect Giant Russian Hack
It now is clear that the broad Russian espionage attack on the U.S. government and private companies, underway since spring and detected by the private sector only a few weeks ago, ranks among the greatest intelligence failures of modern times.

The definition of coronavirus relief is Trump leaving office. - Andy Borowitz

 

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

• Trump Ex-Homeland Security Adviser Warns of Devastating Consequences From Russia Hack: Magnitude of This Breach 'Hard to Overstate'
• Top US general meets with Taliban negotiators
• US hits grim new daily record with 3,656 coronavirus deaths
• Trump cuts $200M in health care funds to California over abortions
• Sweden's King On Coronavirus: 'We Have Failed'
• Russia barred from using name at Olympics, world championships for two years

Americans keep saying “well China is lying about their Covid numbers” as if the governor of Florida didn’t just send a gestapo unit to pull guns on a scientist who refused to lie about the numbers. - Mac tweet

 

If Putin Didn't Poison Navalny, Who Did?
Russian President Vladimir Putin on Thursday blasted reports about a poisoning attempt targeting opposition leader Aleksei Navalny, saying if Russian agents wanted him dead they would have “probably finished it.”

“WE WANT THEM INFECTED. WE WANT THEM TO SPREAD IT AROUND?!”

The Trump administration ACTIVELY wanted people infected? 

I’m sick to my stomach. - Rep. Malcolm Kenyatta

 

Republican Shenanigans

• Trump Floated Not Leaving White House on January 20
• Pence may leave for overseas trip after certifying vote: report
• Trump taps Giuliani’s son for membership on the Holocaust Memorial Council.
• House GOP leaders ask Pelosi to remove Swalwell from Intelligence Committee
• Senate Confirms Another Trump Nominee, 36, to Lifetime Judgeship During Lame Duck Session
• Steve Bannon’s New Lawyer Was Rudy Giuliani’s ‘Backchannel’ to Keep Michael Cohen from Flipping on Trump
• Tucker Carlson doubles down on mocking 'illiterate' Jill Biden
• DeVos: 'Let me leave you with this plea: Resist'

Tucker Carlson. He applied to CIA.  He was rejected. I’m just saying. - Gen. Michael Hayden, former CIA Director

 

 

Hey, Mitch, Trying To Bribe Georgians With $600 To Vote GOP May Backfire As It's Quite Insulting

Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell's decision to support $600 payments to Americans as part of a new round of federal coronavirus relief was motivated by fears for the Senate runoff elections in Georgia

What would make you feel safer right now: more aircraft carriers or $2000/month in your pocket? - Ro Khanna

 

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People who stood by Donald Trump for the last four years are now claiming to be offended that a Democratic campaign manager used a curse word? I don't think so. - Hillary Clinton

Rock The Voter News

• Biden to tap North Carolina environmental regulator Regan to head EPA
• Biden to tap former Michigan Gov. Granholm to lead Energy Department
• 'Conspiracy theories and lies': Dems cry foul as GOP airs unsupported election claims
• Biden campaign manager calls GOP lawmakers 'a bunch of f---ers'

Bidding Begins To Blowup Trump's Bankrupt Casino

 One of President Donald Trump’s former Atlantic City casinos will be blown up next month, and for the right amount of money, you could be the one to press the button that brings it down.

The demolition of the former Trump Plaza casino will become a fundraiser to benefit the Boys & Girls Club of Atlantic City that the mayor hopes will raise in excess of $1 million.

Republicans- Crazy Nancy, Crooked Hillary, Pocahontas, Low IQ Maxine Waters, Dumb AOC, Sleepy Joe...

Democrats- Shut up, f*ckers.

Republicans- *clutching pearls* why I never how can we work with you oh jesus help me I can’t do this anymore. - Tony Posnanski

 

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Business/Tech News

• Weekly jobless claims rise to 885,000
• Trump Vows Veto of of Veto-Proof Military Spending Bill Over Tech 'Censorship' of Conservatives
• More than 30 states file suit demanding breakup of Google
• Chinese official unveils future moon mission plans including possible lunar base

After the Trump tax cuts for the wealthy, the only thing that trickled down was Rudy’s hair dye. Time to raise them back up, folks. - George Takei

 

 

I Love Football But There Should Not Be A Super Bowl, In My Humble Opinion
The NFL hopes to honor health care workers at the Super Bowl in Tampa, Fla. in February, including by inviting vaccinated front-line workers to the event, NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell announced Wednesday.

If Donald Trump refused to leave the White House and had to be dragged out by the Secret Service, it would get the highest ratings in TV history. 

Your move Donald Trump. - Hamish Mitchell

 

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Well, my Internet is down again. The problem is overload of users. They are working on it but have no idea when it will be repaired.

I'm using my neighbor's wifi but it is quite slow.

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Odd News

• Astronomers detect possible radio emission from exoplanet
• Deadly 'Brain-Eating' Amoeba Slowly But Surely Expanding Its Footprint in The US
•  Wisconsin trooper pulls over car covered with Christmas lights
• Goat, sheep, three lambs besiege municipal building in Turkey
• Hawk flies into home, perches on Christmas tree

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Trees are poems the earth writes upon the sky. - Kahlil Gibran

Peace and love.