Thursday, September 24, 2020

Trump Won't Commit to Peaceful Transfer of Power If He Loses

President Donald Trump said “we’re going to have to have to see what happens” when asked Wednesday if he would commit to a peaceful transfer of power if he loses the election in November.


Let us not forget that the last person to go to the Supreme Court to stop the vote counting was Jeb Bush in 2000.

You will lose. And you will go. 

This is United States of America. American democracy will not end because of Donald Trump. - The Lincoln Project




The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Look, I may not agree with the way our president is meddling with our election process, but he is our leader and I will defend to the death his right to be crushed in a landslide, arrested, stripped of his wealth, tried for his crimes and thrown straight the fvck into prison. - Jeff Tiedrich




He Is A Sadist, Pure & Simple.





Breonna Taylor's and Emmett Till's murders were let off scot free on the same day 65 years apart. - naya tweet





Republican Shenanigans

Trump's probably back in the bunker after getting booed this morning. - Adam Parkhomenko






Melania Says She Will Respect Results of Election And Voluntarily Leave Trump. - Andy Borowitz






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Trump supporters don't wear masks because it's their way of saying "I'm with stupid." - Stephen King




Donald J. Trump: “Get rid of the ballots and you’ll have a very — we’ll have a very peaceful — there won’t be a transfer frankly, there’ll be a continuation." 

Those are not the words of an American President. They are the words of the First American Dictator.

We need a blowout. - Laurence Tribe


29 Percent Is About The Amount Of Trump Supporters





The gravest threat to our democracy right now does not come from any foreign capital. It comes from our own. The greatest threat to democracy in America is president Donald Trump. - Sen. Chuck Schumer on the Senate floor today

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Business/Tech News

Amazon Prime Offers to Aid Peaceful Transfer of Power by Shipping Trump Out in Twenty-four Hours. - Andy Borowitz


 



Rand Paul Fluffs His Racist Feathers. Cock-a-Doodle-Doo!
Sen. Rand Paul (R-KY) identified the Black Lives Matter movement as a terrorist organization after he was confronted by angry protesters outside the Republican National Convention...“We do have to investigate these people, and we have to put blame where blame is,” Paul told the Homeland Security Committee. “We need to find out who’s financing them. If you’re from out of state and you attack someone in D.C., I would think the FBI or federal authorities should investigate how he got there, who’s paying for it. I can tell you Black Lives Matter is supporting these folks and that we shouldn’t shy away from attributing blame where blame goes.”





Just flew back into the USA from UK. Before landing in the US, we filled out a form that asked a lot of information about where we’d be staying and explained we’d be having our temperature taken upon arrival. At US Customs, no one took the form, no one took our temperature. - Zach Braff

 

Marty and Doc speeding down the interstate trying to get the hell out of 2020.

 




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Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo
The Hôtel du Lac in Tunis, Tunisia. I wonder if there is an elevator because those stairs make me nervous.

Peace.



Wednesday, September 23, 2020

'More than 90 percent of the population remains susceptible' to COVID-19, CDC director says

The United States has recorded nearly 7 million coronavirus infections and has surpassed 200,000 deaths, with public health officials warning that most of the population remains at risk of contracting COVID-19.


Trump Supporters Celebrate Imminent Loss of Their Health Insurance. - Andy Borowitz




The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Are we 100% sure Dr. Fauci is not actually Rand Paul's neighbor? - Rex Huppke





I Wonder If John Bolton Has Bodyguards?
A former National Security Council official says the White House intervened in “unprecedented” fashion in the prepublication review process of John Bolton’s book in an effort to deem information classified and prevent the memoir’s publication. 


Americans Relieved That Their Initial Impression of Mitt Romney As Asshole Was Correct. - Andy Borowitz





Republican Shenanigans

White House Press Secretary: ‘Trump’s Critics Will Seize On Any Six-Figure Death Toll That Suits Their Narrative’ - The Onion






What's Next? Lebensborn?
Mahendra Amin, the physician accused of performing unwanted or unnecessary gynecological procedures at an immigrant-detention facility, is not certified by the American Board of Obstetrics and Gynecology






The National Catholic Prayer Breakfast will present an award to Attorney General Barr for “Christlike behavior” today. A.G. Barr has ordered the executions of six men with at least one more on the calendar. What is “Christlike” about using discretionary power to kill? - Sister Helen Prejean





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Democrats Favor Expanding Supreme Court by Adding Entire Obama Family. - Andy Borowitz

 

 



Rock The Voter News

She was a beacon for decency....Her memory will be a movement. - Dan Rather

 

 



Prediction: GOP Investigation Of Hunter Biden Will Be As Successful As The GOP Investigation Of Benghazi
Republicans senators have finished an investigation that President Donald Trump was impeached for pursuing. The central thesis of GOP’s findings about Hunter Biden focused on information largely known to the public: Biden’s position on the board of Ukrainian gas company Burisma while his father Joe Biden was vice president...But other salacious claims and innuendos about Hunter Biden receiving a large wire transfer from the widow of Moscow’s former mayor and Biden allegedly making payments to Russian women linked to human trafficking are now entering the public sphere at the height of his father’s presidential campaign—a coup for Trump and Rudy Giuliani.


The person who told me Ruth Bader Ginsburg had passed away was my daughter, Neve. I was terribly sad, but also filled with gratitude that my daughter could see first hand how much intelligent, brave women can change the world. - Conan O'Brien





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Scientists say that pretty soon, robots will be smarter than us. In fact, they’ve started building a robot that wears a mask. - Conan O'Brien


 



Business/Tech News

Every day, Donald Trump challenges the Republican Party to sink lower than they already have, and every day, they oblige. - Middle Age Riot





I'm Surprised Trump Knew A Canned Tuna Fish Brand
Bumble Bee Seafoods responded to President Trump's claim during a rally on Tuesday night that protesters at anti-police rallies in several cities around the country are throwing canned food items at law enforcement. 


The NRA says if Biden wins Beto O'Rourke is going to come to my front door and take my AR-15.

I'm conflicted. On the one hand, I love my AR-15, on the other hand... it's Beto O'Rourke. - Renee Libby







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Odd News


Time To Deflate Photo
The Bracelet of Queen Ahhotep I, circa 1560-1530 BC, on display at the Cairo Museum. Interesting that the artisan's work is around 3000 years later, and the Queen did what?

Peace.

Tuesday, September 22, 2020

Trump Says Coronavirus 'Affects Virtually Nobody' As Death Toll Set to Hit 200,000



Trump Says Coronavirus 'Affects Virtually Nobody' As Death Toll Set to Hit 200,000
President Donald Trump told a rally crowd in Ohio that the coronavirus that has killed 200,000 Americans and infected nearly 7 million "affects virtually nobody."


There are empty chairs at dining room tables and kitchen tables that, weeks and months ago, were filled with a loved one, a mom, a dad, a brother, a sister.. I worry we're risking becoming numb to the toll it has taken on us and our country. - Joe Biden





Republicans don't do terrible things because Donald Trump or the Russians "have something" on them.

They do terrible things because they're terrible people. - Middle Age Riot





Hmm, Is This The Real DEEP STATE?
A public affairs official at the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases will "retire" after a news report identified him as the anonymous author of blog posts on a conservative website that disparaged Dr. Anthony Fauci and mocked the use of masks, a spokesperson for the health agency said Monday.


If we saw a government like the Trump Administration in a Middle Eastern country...

...we'd bomb that sucker into rubble and make them start over. - Stonekettle tweet





Republican Shenanigans

Trump Says Vaccine Will Be Ready In Weeks But Could Take Several Months To Receive By Mail. - Andy Borowitz





Mitt Romney marched with Black Lives Matter and then sold them out. This is who he really is.
Sen. Mitt Romney (R-Utah) signaled on Tuesday that he is open to confirming a Supreme Court nominee this year, solidifying GOP support for Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell's (R-Ky.) vow to hold a vote on President Trump's nominee.


Is Mitt Romney's disappearing and reappearing spine a preexisting condition? - Middle Age Riot

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Rock The Voter News

We entered this timeline 20 years ago with Bush v Gore. - Chris Hayes


Kavanaugh Warns That Expanding Size of Supreme Court Would Require More Kegs. - Andy Borowitz


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Business/Tech News

Republican Party Declares Moral Bankruptcy. - Andy Borowitz





Biden Is Backed By 13 Nobel Prize-Winning Economists. Trump Is Backed By Larry Kudlow.


SUPREME COURT TRIVIA: 25% of the current Supreme Court Justices have been credibly accused of sexual abuse 
BONUS TRIVIA: 100% of them were nominated by Republican Presidents. - Andy Borowitz

 





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