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Tuesday, September 15, 2020

Woodward Drops New Audio of Trump Warning About Covid in April: 'It's So Easily Transmissible, You Wouldn't Believe It!'

Woodward Drops New Audio of Trump Warning About Covid in April: 'It's So Easily Transmissible, You Wouldn't Believe It!'
Bob Woodward continued his book promotion tour Monday evening by sharing an exclusive portion in which President Donald Trump told of a room-clearing sneeze with Late Night host Stephen Colbert. While the sneeze portion is a curious and ostensibly funny moment that will likely grab the most attention, it was Trump’s comments about his understanding of how easily Covid-19 that should raise the most eyebrows.

Nation Fears Drug Test Would Reveal Trump Not on Drugs. - Andy Borowitz

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

Trump Proposes Smothering Wildfires With Giant MyPillow. - Andy Borowitz

Who The Hell Designed This Graphic?
A digital ad released by a fundraising arm of the Trump campaign on Sept. 11 calling on people to “support our troops” uses a stock photo of Russian-made fighter jets and weapons.
The ad, which was made by the Trump Make America Great Again Committee, features silhouettes of three soldiers walking as a fighter jet flies over them. The ad first appeared on Sept. 8 and ran until Sept. 12.

Trump isn’t president, he’s basically a trash fire. - Stephen King

Republican Shenanigans

'Do that thing where you're not a dick.' - Jesus (translated)

- John Fugelsang

Trump defended his decision to flout Nevada authorities by holding an indoor rally on Sunday; he felt "personally safe" at his campaign’s defiantly mask-optional events. “I’m on a stage and it’s very far away,”“And so I’m not at all concerned.” THE STORY OF YOUR ENTIRE LIFE. - Bette Midler

Well, His Base Will Be Ecstatic At These Deportations
A split federal appeals court panel said the Trump administration can terminate humanitarian protections for 300,000 immigrants from Sudan, Nicaragua, Haiti and El Salvador.
The decision means that thousands of immigrants who have lived in the United States could eventually be deported.

Fact: In any other democratic country, today’s GOP would be labeled a right wing extremist organization led by fascists, white supremacists, conspiracists and criminals. - Bryce Tache

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Kamala Harris says a Biden-Harris admin would decriminalize cannabis & expunge MJ use convictions.

But in fairness, if Trump's no longer president, millions won't need to get high to watch the news anymore. - John Fugelsang

Rock The Voter News

Trump Demands To See Bob Woodward's Birth Certificate. - Andy Borowitz

Misogynist Catches Himself Spouting Misogyny
CNBC anchor Jim Cramer quickly backtracked and repeatedly tried to explain himself when he effortlessly tossed out President Donald Trump’s favorite insult for Nancy Pelosi during a Tuesday morning interview with the House Speaker. Discussing the stalemate in coronavirus stimulus talks, Cramer called Pelosi “crazy Nancy” before immediately apologizing.

Officers Who Murdered Unarmed Black Man Could Face Rest Of Life Behind Desk. - The Onion

Sometimes it’s hard to see the forest for the exploding trees. - Sarah Cooper

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Scientific American is endorsing a political candidate for the first time in its 175 year history. It's endorsing Joe Biden.

After being in Europe for 2 weeks, I can say with confidence that this part of the world thinks the US has quite literally gone insane. They act like they're watching a car crash...morbidly fascinated & saddened, with no way to stop it from happening. My heart breaks for us. - Jess Phoenix

Poll Shows The World Is Aghast At U.S.
Since Donald Trump took office as president, the image of the United States has suffered across many regions of the globe. As a new 13-nation Pew Research Center survey illustrates, America’s reputation has declined further over the past year among many key allies and partners. In several countries, the share of the public with a favorable view of the U.S. is as low as it has been at any point since the Center began polling on this topic nearly two decades ago.

I'm hearing conflicting stories in the news so just to clarify - does Putin have to vote in-person or can he still use a mail-in ballot? - Conan O'Brien

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Monday, September 14, 2020

Trump’s Indoor Rally in Nevada is a ‘Golden Escalator to the Darwin Awards’

CNN’s John Avlon: Trump’s Indoor Rally in Nevada is a ‘Golden Escalator to the Darwin Awards’
CNN Senior Political Analyst John Avlon criticized President Donald Trump for holding an indoor campaign rally in Nevada during the pandemic, calling the event a “golden escalator to the Darwin Awards.”

If Trump wins in November and Democrats do not gain control of the Senate, it will be the end of American democracy and there will be a Trump in the White House for the next 20-30 years. Happy Monday! - Sarah Cooper

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

We deserve a president who cares whether his fellow Americans live or die. - Hillary Clinton

HHS Official: Get Locked and Loaded!
The top communications official at the Department of Health and Human Services (HHS) accused career government scientists of plotting against President Trump and told Trump supporters to arm themselves ahead of the November presidential election.

It’s not a shock there’s a sociopath like Trump. It’s that over a third of the country is all for his deadly desecrations. And once he’s gone? They’ll still be around. - Steven Beschloss

Republican Shenanigans

Trump Accuses Biden of Using Performance-Enhancing Books. - Andy Borowitz

No Accurate Coronavirus Data On Schools. No Need To Worry Folks, Move Along.
The data on how coronavirus is spreading at schools and colleges is inconsistent, erratic — and sometimes purposely kept out of the public’s reach.
Federal rules don’t specifically require tracking or reporting the numbers by school or college, despite pressure from President Donald Trump and Education Secretary Betsy DeVos to open schools and colleges for in-person classes. The result is a distorted picture of how and where the virus may be spreading, not just for parents, teachers, students and professors, but the cities and towns where campuses are located.

Forecast for Trump campaign rally with Kid Rock in Michigan:

Temperatures in the 60s, IQs slightly lower. - Middle Age Riot

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Hobby Lobby covers Viagra, but not IUD.
Because a fertilized egg is clearly God's will but impotency clearly isn't. - John Fugelsang

Rock The Voter News

Bill Barr Injures Back While Trying to Lift Mailbox Into Truck. - Andy Borowitz

The Russians Are Here & Everywhere.
Russian operatives are using a sneakier, more sophisticated version of their 2016 playbook to undermine the November election — and this time, groups inside and outside the U.S. are furthering their goal of sowing chaos

Trump Muses Whether Wildfires Could Be Extinguished With Bleach. - Andy Borowitz

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Weapons of war have no place in our communities.

We need to ban assault weapons and high-capacity magazines. - Joe Biden

The Postmaster General Has Been Bad To The Bone For Decades
Postmaster General Louis DeJoy's former company, New Breed, was awarded multiple noncompetitive contracts by USPS that may have cost taxpayers as much as $53 million more than if they'd been competitively bid.

Everything is annoying and stupid, I’m going to live on Venus. - Molly Jong-Fast

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The Eye of the Snake.This magnificent galaxy, NGC 2835, resides near the head of the southern constellation of Hydra, the water snake.

Peace.

Friday, September 11, 2020

19 years after 9/11: Judge orders testimony from Saudi officials in suit over involvement in 9/11 attacks

Judge orders testimony from Saudi officials in suit over involvement in 9/11 attacks
On the eve of the anniversary of the 9/11 attacks, a federal judge directed the Saudi Arabian government to make as many as 24 current and former officials available for depositions about their possible knowledge of events leading up to the airplane attacks of Sept. 11, 2001, which killed almost 3,000 Americans. Those officials include Prince Bandar, the former ambassador to the United States, and his longtime chief of staff.

On this 9/11, the greatest threat to the safety and security of Americans is the President of the United States.

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

This September 11, I hope every American lets it sink in that Trump has come out in favor of the Taliban and the Saudis. - Eric Garland

Trump Hates Missing Veterans, Too
A decision by the Trump administration earlier this year to move the flag honoring missing war veterans from a prominent position atop the White House to a less visible spot on the South Lawn has angered some veterans and lawmakers, who see it as disrespectful and potentially illegal.

I would like to remind everyone that on this day 19 years ago, Hillary Clinton was at Ground Zero - while Trump was bragging on Fox News that he now had the tallest tower in Manhattan.

Republican Shenanigans

Trump’s Agreeing to Talk to Woodward Shows Downside of Never Having Read a Book in Entire Life. - Andy Borowitz

Reporter Tweets That Few People Are Wearing Masks At Trump Rally Then Gets Kicked Out
A reporter for The New York Times was kicked out of a rally for President Donald Trump in Freeland, Michigan, on Thursday after noting on social media that many of the president’s supporters were not wearing masks or keeping their distance despite the COVID-19 pandemic.

We're up to 49,202 Benghazis. - Matt Murphy

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Good news everybody: Mexico is gonna pay for the vaccine. - Sarah Cooper

Rock The Voter News

The Trump Administration Is Busy Lining Their Pockets
The Trump administration has secretly siphoned nearly $4 million away from a program that tracks and treats FDNY firefighters and medics suffering from 9/11 related illnesses, the Daily News has learned.

Our sky is orange;
Our president, too.
We could use some blue. - Esther Choo tweet

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Carl Bernstein and Bob Woodward watching Nixon resign. Maybe they can do a redo shot if Trump resigns.

Business/Tech News

If Facebook was around in 2001, imagine how much worse the post 9/11 panic would have been. - Schooley tweet

Well, This Should Be Interesting
Russia plans to send investigators to Germany to continue the probe into the poisoning of Russian opposition leader Alexei Navalny...Medical personnel believe Navalny was poisoned with the Novichok nerve agent, a substance also suspected to have been used in the poisoning of former Russian spy Sergei Skripal. The hospital said over the weekend that Navalny has emerged from the coma.

“If wealth is the secret to happiness, then the rich should be dancing on the street. But only poor kids do that.” Arthur Ashe

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I had a marvelous day!