Thursday, September 3, 2020

Trump encourages North Carolina residents to vote twice to test mail-in system

Trump encourages North Carolina residents to vote twice to test mail-in system
President Donald Trump suggested that people in North Carolina should vote twice in the November election, once by mail and once in person, escalating his attempts to cast confusion and doubt on the validity of the results.


Trump Urged to Take Improv Class to Make His Invented Stories Richer in Detail. - Andy Borowitz



The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

The boy who murdered my daughter in her school was a teenager with an AR 15.  He also happened to idolize Trump.  Yesterday, Trump defended another teenage boy with an AR 15 who also used it to kill.  Trump is now using these teenagers to carry out his domestic terror. - Fred Guttenberg 





Wow. Edward Snowden Was Right After All.
A National Security Agency (NSA) surveillance program has been ruled unlawful, seven years after it was exposed by whistleblower Edward Snowden.
The surveillance of millions of Americans' telephone records first came to light in 2013.
Now, the US Court of Appeals has ruled intelligence leaders who publicly defended the program lied.






Republican Shenanigans

Barr Suddenly Horrified To Realize Trump Never Paid His Other Lawyers. - Andy Borowitz




Rand Paul: A Whitey In Tighties
Republican Senator Rand Paul on Friday called on the FBI to investigate a crowd of protesters that swarmed him as he departed the White House after listening to U.S. President Donald Trump accept his party's nomination for re-election.





Anyone else rip their mask off when they get in to the car like they’ve just finished a disappointing surgery on Grey’s Anatomy - Sophia Cadogan 

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Heavens! Speaker Pelosi got a blowout at a hair salon? If she didn't want flack from the "right" she shouldn't have done that. She should have just killed 190,000 Americans, let Russia pay to kill our soldiers, bankrupted the country morally & financially. What was she thinking? - Elayne Boosler tweet






Putin Loves Bill Barr
The Attorney General of the United States professed ignorance about the legality of attempting to vote twice in any election, after he was confronted with comments made just minutes earlier by President Donald Trump encouraging exactly that.






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Economists Warn Americans That Money Withering To Ash In Their Hands Could Be Sign Of Recession  - The Onion


Dr. Fauci Warns Dumbass Red States
The nation's top infectious disease expert Anthony Fauci said Midwest states in particular should be vigilant during the upcoming Labor Day holiday.
“There are several states that are at risk for surging, namely North Dakota, South Dakota, Iowa, Arkansas, Missouri, Indiana, Illinois,” Fauci, the director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases, said in an interview with Bloomberg published Thursday.





CAN'T TALK NOW, STOCKING UP ON SOUP TO PROTECT MYSELF FROM NANCY PELOSI'S HAIRCUT!! - Rex Huppke






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Winter Palace at Saint Petersburg, Russia. I'd rather winter in a warm climate.

Peace.


Wednesday, September 2, 2020

Trump Rant About Weaponized ‘Bags of Soup’ Goes Viral

Trump Rant About Weaponized ‘Bags of Soup’ Goes Viral
Many Twitter users wondered why many other Twitter users were talking about soup this week, and the answer is a now-viral video of President Donald Trump going on an extended rant about protesters weaponizing “bags of soup” against police.


TOP SECRET DARK SHADOWS MEETING TONIGHT.

Bring soup. - Middle Age Riot tweet







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My sister has lived in Portland for 20 years. She's never mentioned the decades of burning. These family secrets just never end. - Rosanne Cash tweet





Merkel Isn't Afraid of Putin
The German government said Wednesday there is now “unequivocal evidence” Russian opposition figure Alexei Navalny was poisoned with a chemical nerve agent from the Novichok group.
A special military laboratory in Germany has carried out toxicology tests using samples from Navalny, who was airlifted to Berlin's Charité hospital on August 22 after falling unwell in Tomsk, a city in Siberia. 


Fuming Rachel Maddow Spends Entire Show Just Pointing Wildly At Picture Of Putin. - The Onion






Republican Shenanigans

Halloween is coming up soon. I think I will dress up as a mailbox since nothing terrifies Republicans more. - Jesse Daniel Lifson


I want to live in a country where the guy on the left is seen as a hero 
and the guy on the right is seen as a terrorist



Melania Copies Hillary By Using Private Email 
Melania Trump has been accused by her former friend and advisor of using private emails while in the White House.
In an interview about her new book, Melania and Me: The Rise and Fall of My Friendship with the First Lady, Stephanie Winston Wolkoff told The Washington Post that both she and Melania used email accounts that were not from the White House.


George Conway stopped tweeting and so did his daughter, but mommy Kellyanne continues to tweet BS. Family time my assss... - Brasilmagic tweet






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When the soup can wars start, let’s use the Alphabet ones. That will confuse the hell out of them. - Hoodlum tweet




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Trump Volunteers Pence To Be First To Take Fast-tracked Vaccine. - Andy Borowitz


CNN Axed From Presidential Debates
The presidential debates between President Trump and Democratic nominee Joe Biden will be moderated by journalists from Fox News, C-SPAN and NBC, with CNN being shut out of the debates for the first time since 2008, the Commission on Presidential Debates announced Wednesday. 






Conspiracy Theorist Worried His Credibility Undermined By Trump Retweeting Him. - The Onion


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Business/Tech News

Trump’s Slurred Speech Tied to Low Battery in Putin’s Remote. - Andy Borowitz





Portland Mayor Moving From His Condo Due To Rioters
Portland, Ore., Mayor Ted Wheeler (D) said he is looking to move from his condo in the Pearl District after it has been a site for repeated demonstrations and recent damages by rioters.
Over 200 people on Monday marched to the mayor's condominium tower — which houses 114 residents — demanding his resignation and causing damages and vandalism inside and around the complex, The Oregonian reported.


If you are going thru hell, keep on going! - Bill Pulte







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I wanna be one of those basic gals that is really good at making shark coochie boards or whatever, you know, this.

Peace.


Tuesday, September 1, 2020

Trump claims without evidence that Biden controlled by people in 'the dark shadows'

Trump claims without evidence that Biden controlled by people in 'the dark shadows'
The Fox News host interviewing the president said it sounded like he was promoting a conspiracy theory.


I officially miss Ronald Reagan's dementia. - Randi Mayem Singer



The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

They offered Breonna’s ex 10 years in prison or probation to admit Breonna had something to do with the drug trafficking. He took the 10 years. The work LMPD is doing to dodge justice has reached new levels and devils. - Chloe_Mina tweet






Compassion Works
Scientists examined data from 34 countries across six continents, finding that survival is higher in societies that provide more support and care for one another










Republican Shenanigans

I think there’s a big difference in whether you make a f-cking putt and shooting someone in the back 7 times.- Woman In The Moon tweet



Republicans Have No Shame. None.
House Minority Whip Steve Scalise (R-LA) defended his now-deleted Twitter video after being called out for manipulating the comments of a disabled man in order to launch an attack on Joe Biden.





Trump Denies Having Mini-strokes: 'My Strokes Were The Biggest In the World' - Andy Borowitz




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After spending almost 20 years mourning the 2,700 lives lost on 9/11, we are being told that 180,000 deaths from COVID is honestly not that big a deal. - Erika J.  Simpson


Imagine Kim Kardashian As First Lady
Kanye West tested his fate during an interview for Nick Cannon’s podcast Cannon Class, claiming he cannot be in “cahoots” with the GOP as he runs for president because he has “more money than Trump.”







Franklin Graham has asked us to pray for trump so here goes:

May the Gates of Hell open and swallow him, his entire family of grifters and every Republican who helped him. - Mo Bella Tweet

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Business/Tech News

Study: Job Applicants With 4-Year College Degree Just As Successful As Those Who Lie About Having 4-Year College Degree. - The Onion





Just Shoot Me. Wendy's Closed In Costa Rica In 2015.
If you've been paying any attention to Wendy's Twitter account you'll already know that they've been teasing something big and pretzel-related. Well now we finally know what it is and it's SO good. The pretzel bun is coming back to Wendy's in the form of a Pretzel Bacon Pub Cheeseburger and you're going to want to try it ASAP.







Trump in 2016: I could shoot someone on 5th Avenue and get away with it.

Trump in 2020: ... and so can you! - Billy Scafuri





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The Arenal Volcano, Costa Rica, showing off its hat.

Peace.