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Wednesday, September 2, 2020

Trump Rant About Weaponized ‘Bags of Soup’ Goes Viral

Trump Rant About Weaponized ‘Bags of Soup’ Goes Viral
Many Twitter users wondered why many other Twitter users were talking about soup this week, and the answer is a now-viral video of President Donald Trump going on an extended rant about protesters weaponizing “bags of soup” against police.

TOP SECRET DARK SHADOWS MEETING TONIGHT.

Bring soup. - Middle Age Riot tweet

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

My sister has lived in Portland for 20 years. She's never mentioned the decades of burning. These family secrets just never end. - Rosanne Cash tweet

Merkel Isn't Afraid of Putin
The German government said Wednesday there is now “unequivocal evidence” Russian opposition figure Alexei Navalny was poisoned with a chemical nerve agent from the Novichok group.
A special military laboratory in Germany has carried out toxicology tests using samples from Navalny, who was airlifted to Berlin's Charité hospital on August 22 after falling unwell in Tomsk, a city in Siberia.

Fuming Rachel Maddow Spends Entire Show Just Pointing Wildly At Picture Of Putin. - The Onion

Republican Shenanigans

Halloween is coming up soon. I think I will dress up as a mailbox since nothing terrifies Republicans more. - Jesse Daniel Lifson

I want to live in a country where the guy on the left is seen as a hero

and the guy on the right is seen as a terrorist

Melania Copies Hillary By Using Private Email
Melania Trump has been accused by her former friend and advisor of using private emails while in the White House.
In an interview about her new book, Melania and Me: The Rise and Fall of My Friendship with the First Lady, Stephanie Winston Wolkoff told The Washington Post that both she and Melania used email accounts that were not from the White House.

George Conway stopped tweeting and so did his daughter, but mommy Kellyanne continues to tweet BS. Family time my assss... - Brasilmagic tweet

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When the soup can wars start, let’s use the Alphabet ones. That will confuse the hell out of them. - Hoodlum tweet

Rock The Voter News

Trump Volunteers Pence To Be First To Take Fast-tracked Vaccine. - Andy Borowitz

CNN Axed From Presidential Debates
The presidential debates between President Trump and Democratic nominee Joe Biden will be moderated by journalists from Fox News, C-SPAN and NBC, with CNN being shut out of the debates for the first time since 2008, the Commission on Presidential Debates announced Wednesday.

Conspiracy Theorist Worried His Credibility Undermined By Trump Retweeting Him. - The Onion

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Business/Tech News

Trump’s Slurred Speech Tied to Low Battery in Putin’s Remote. - Andy Borowitz

Portland Mayor Moving From His Condo Due To Rioters
Portland, Ore., Mayor Ted Wheeler (D) said he is looking to move from his condo in the Pearl District after it has been a site for repeated demonstrations and recent damages by rioters.
Over 200 people on Monday marched to the mayor's condominium tower — which houses 114 residents — demanding his resignation and causing damages and vandalism inside and around the complex, The Oregonian reported.

If you are going thru hell, keep on going! - Bill Pulte

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Tuesday, September 1, 2020

Trump claims without evidence that Biden controlled by people in 'the dark shadows'

Trump claims without evidence that Biden controlled by people in 'the dark shadows'
The Fox News host interviewing the president said it sounded like he was promoting a conspiracy theory.

I officially miss Ronald Reagan's dementia. - Randi Mayem Singer

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

They offered Breonna’s ex 10 years in prison or probation to admit Breonna had something to do with the drug trafficking. He took the 10 years. The work LMPD is doing to dodge justice has reached new levels and devils. - Chloe_Mina tweet

Compassion Works
Scientists examined data from 34 countries across six continents, finding that survival is higher in societies that provide more support and care for one another

Republican Shenanigans

I think there’s a big difference in whether you make a f-cking putt and shooting someone in the back 7 times.- Woman In The Moon tweet

Republicans Have No Shame. None.
House Minority Whip Steve Scalise (R-LA) defended his now-deleted Twitter video after being called out for manipulating the comments of a disabled man in order to launch an attack on Joe Biden.

Trump Denies Having Mini-strokes: 'My Strokes Were The Biggest In the World' - Andy Borowitz

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Rock The Voter News

After spending almost 20 years mourning the 2,700 lives lost on 9/11, we are being told that 180,000 deaths from COVID is honestly not that big a deal. - Erika J. Simpson

Imagine Kim Kardashian As First Lady
Kanye West tested his fate during an interview for Nick Cannon’s podcast Cannon Class, claiming he cannot be in “cahoots” with the GOP as he runs for president because he has “more money than Trump.”

Franklin Graham has asked us to pray for trump so here goes:

May the Gates of Hell open and swallow him, his entire family of grifters and every Republican who helped him. - Mo Bella Tweet

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Business/Tech News

Study: Job Applicants With 4-Year College Degree Just As Successful As Those Who Lie About Having 4-Year College Degree. - The Onion

Just Shoot Me. Wendy's Closed In Costa Rica In 2015.
If you've been paying any attention to Wendy's Twitter account you'll already know that they've been teasing something big and pretzel-related. Well now we finally know what it is and it's SO good. The pretzel bun is coming back to Wendy's in the form of a Pretzel Bacon Pub Cheeseburger and you're going to want to try it ASAP.

Trump in 2016: I could shoot someone on 5th Avenue and get away with it.

Trump in 2020: ... and so can you! - Billy Scafuri

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Monday, August 31, 2020

The Last Day Of August 2020

Trump retweets conspiracy theory questioning COVID-19 death toll
President Trump over the weekend retweeted a conspiracy theory falsely claiming that only about 9,000 people had “actually” died from coronavirus, instead of about 150,000.

Trump Says He Could Beat LeBron James in a Dunking Contest If Not for Bone Spurs. - Andy Borowitz

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

Just to be clear, Trump supporters have murdered three more people in a week than Antifa has in its existence. - Tony Posnanski

Reminder: as he rants about “Democrat-run cities,” remember: America is a Trump-run country. It has been for four years. That’s it. That’s the tweet. - Dean Wallace

Wisconsin Gov. Nicely Tells Trump To Stay Away
Wisconsin Gov. Tony Evers has sent a letter to President Donald Trump asking him to reconsider his plan to visit Kenosha, Wisconsin on Tuesday.
Trump had announced his plans on the flight back to Washington, D.C. after visiting Texas and Louisiana to survey the damage caused by Hurricane Laura. The planned visit drew swift backlash, including from Wisconsin Lt. Gov. Mandela Barnes, who told CNN’s John King that he didn’t believe the visit would be helpful, considering Trump’s past “incendiary remarks.”

A case could be made that Nixon was the beginning of this mess.

But it's Reagan and his courting of Evangelicals and his nationalist drum beating who REALLY got the ball rolling. - Stonekettle tweet

Republican Shenanigans

Millions out of work. Millions more trapped in cycles of poverty. Millions on the brink of losing their homes. Millions of restaurants and stores hanging by a thread.

This crisis is bad—and didn’t have to be this way. This is on Donald Trump and the Republicans who enable him. - Sen. Elizabeth Warren

Wow, Ghislaine Maxwell Is Still Alive!
A Brooklyn federal jail rolled out the orange carpet for Ghislaine Maxwell’s defense team Friday, allowing them what sources said was the first in-person federal jail visit in the city since the start of the coronavirus pandemic, the Daily News has learned.

Somewhere in America, Donald Trump's 4th wife just finished her math homework. - John Fugelsang

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Reminder: If Democrats hadn't flipped the House in 2018 we would be fully and completely f-cked. - driftglass tweet

Rock The Voter News

Years from now, historians will look back on this period of American History and move to Canada. - Conan O'Brien

US Cops Have Lots Of White Supremacists "Serving"
White supremacist groups have infiltrated US law enforcement agencies in every region of the country over the last two decades, according to a new report about the ties between police and far-right vigilante groups.

Melania Trump Figures It’s Time To Sit Barron Down And Tell Him He Was Bred For His Organs. - The Onion

He has his mother's eyes and his father's frown.

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"More cops have died this year from COVID than those on patrol." -- Joe Biden

Biden at speech in Pittsburgh: "Do I look like a radical socialist with a soft spot for rioters? Reallly?"

Business/Tech News

Why do some Americans hate immigrants who pay taxes, but admire billionaires who don't? - MoBella tweet

Bitch? No, you're the bitch!

Ivanka Should Be Very Nervous
A former Melania Trump friend and adviser said she is working with multiple prosecutors on investigations into potential financial crimes committed in connection with the president's 2017 inauguration.
"I'm working with three different prosecutors, and it's taken over my life," Stephanie Winston Wolkoff told ABC News in an interview Monday,

Remember how at the dawn of the Information Age the futurists described a new era of marvels where shining technology would connect the world, erase the divisions between people, and usher in a new age of enlightenment and brotherhood?

I f-cking love that story. - Stonekettle tweet

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Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo

Doing the neighborly thing, road repair. When Hurricane Marco formed off Nicaragua and Honduras we got hit hard with rain and wind. And since then we've had almost daily heavy rainstorms cutting gullies in the road which cut off access. So, several of my neighbors got together and filled the gullies with rocks and soil. Waiting for the government road repair wasn't an option. Pura vida.

Peace.