Friday, July 24, 2020

Trump scraps Republican convention in virus 'flare-up'

Trump scraps Republican convention in virus 'flare-up'
President Donald Trump has cancelled the pre-election Republican party convention in Florida, blaming the coronavirus "flare-up". Part of the convention will go ahead in North Carolina,


Trump Expected To Be Leading Cause of Death in 2020. - Andy Borowitz





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Hearing the absent doctors’ observations revised by Trump at these covid briefings is like watching Shakespeare performed by a hyena. - Andy Borowitz





THE TRUMP EFFECT: Dr. Fauci & Family Received Death Threats
Anthony Fauci revealed a chilling personal consequence of his prominence as the nation’s top infectious disease expert during the coronavirus pandemic.
Fauci said on Thursday that he’s received “serious threats” to himself, his wife and daughters ― requiring them to have extra security ― because of his public role as director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases and adviser to President Donald Trump on the White House coronavirus task force.


The U.S. has 4.3% of the world’s population and 26.1% of the world’s COVID-19 cases. - Daniel Uhlfelder 





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Never has one president worked so hard to fail to convince us that he doesn't have brain damage. - Jeff Tiedrich



Dear God, Pimping at Mar-a-Lago
An extensive collection of “extremely personal” documents in civil litigation against British socialite Ghislaine Maxwell can be unsealed, a Manhattan federal court judge ruled on Thursday....The decision over these records stems from Epstein accuser Virginia Giuffre’s 2015 civil lawsuit against Maxwell. Giuffre has alleged that Maxwell recruited her to work as Epstein’s masseuse at 15 years old, when she worked as a locker-room attendant in Donald Trump’s Mar-a-Lago club in south Florida.








Canadian border agents say "No thanks, you diseased ingrate" in the most polite way. - Conan O'Brien





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How does Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez stay so thin when she regularly eats congressmen for lunch? - Middle Age Riot






Nepotism Gone Bad
Kimberly Guilfoyle under fire for Trump fundraising disarray. Interviews depict an operation beset by departures, staffers with no prior fundraising experience and accusations of irresponsible spending.






If the networks are going to give Trump a free hour every day for his stream of consciousness jams, they should give Biden the same amount of time to make sense. - Kona Lowell




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Not a single Republican in Congress voted to cut our bloated military budget by a measly 10%.
Meanwhile, they want to cut expanded unemployment benefits down to just $100 a WEEK during the worst economic crisis since the Great Depression.
Their priorities are crystal clear. - Robert Reich





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How moving and validating it must be for Colin Kaepernick to witness the MLB players and coaches take a knee. The nation owes him a debt of gratitude. The NFL owes him his job back. - George Takei




Alaska Is Next On Trump's Hit List
The Trump administration has determined that a proposed mine in Alaska would not impact salmon harvests in the area, reversing an Obama-era determination that it would.
“There would be no measurable change in the number of returning salmon,” said the new assessment of the environmental impacts of the controversial Pebble Mine. 


Motion to make it legal to tase anyone walking around crowded areas without a mask. - Rex Huppke



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Thursday, July 23, 2020

Judge orders Michael Cohen to be released from prison

Judge orders Michael Cohen to be released from prison
A judge ordered the release from prison of President Donald Trump’s former personal lawyer on Thursday, saying he believes the government retaliated against him for planning to release a book about Trump before November's election.


Payback's a bitch.




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There should be a national mask mandate. - Gov. Andrew Cuomo





I'm Surprised Our Dicktator Hasn't Done This
Russian police have charged a reporter with offenses including one punishable by up to 15 days in jail, a court said on Thursday, after an incident in June in which he alleged a police officer broke his arm.







Republican Party Platform: tear gassing mothers. - Chelsea Handler



Dick Cheney Blasts Trump For Sending Troops To Chicago: ‘There’s No Oil There’ - Andy Borowitz





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I tell ya guys, I’m 60 years old and I have never seen anything like this.First time in my life I am afraid to venture from my home.If the virus doesn’t get us, Trump’s militants will. - WomanInTheMoon tweet




Democrats Slam Heartless GOP Relief Package
Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) and Senate Minority Leader Charles Schumer (D-N.Y.) on Thursday panned an emerging GOP proposal for a coronavirus relief package as falling "very short," while ruling out any short-term extension of aid that's expiring in the next few days...Pelosi and Schumer blasted the proposal as insufficient and lacking in key areas prioritized by Democrats, including food assistance, helping people pay rent and avoid evictions, funding for state and local governments, providing hazard pay to essential workers and funding for administering elections this fall during the pandemic.


Trump Knocked Out in First Round of White House I.Q. Test Tournament After Losing to Betsy DeVos - Andy Borowitz




Blocked From Testifying, Fauci Plans Zoom Call with Entire Country. - Andy Borowitz




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I love Trump but I won't kill myself for him.

Woke Republicans? Well, Most Anyway.
A majority of Republicans support requiring people to wear face masks when outside the home, according to a new survey from the Associated Press-NORC Center for Public Affairs Research. 
Eighty-nine percent of Democrats and 58 percent of Republicans favor mask mandates in the poll released Thursday, which was conducted before President Trump said this week that it is "patriotic" to wear one.




Trump's America: traitors writing foreign policy, racists writing immigration policy, thieves writing economic policy, polluters writing environmental policy, ignoramuses writing science policy, a hired goon heading the department of justice and One F-cking Moron to Rule Them All. - Jeff Tiedrich




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FYI:
My friend bought this alcohol atomizer and sprays it on everything BEFORE she touches it -- her steering wheel, store door entrances, even groceries. Well, not unwrapped food!

Just thought I'd share.




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"Secret military thugs beating the sh-t out of everybody" was not the solution we were looking for when we asked cops to stop killing black people. - Jeff Tiedrich





I'll Believe It When I See It
A forthcoming Senate Republican coronavirus proposal will mirror a March stimulus bill that included a one-time $1,200 stimulus check for some Americans, according to a top negotiator.


" What's the difference between Americans and Canadians? --- Canadians are aware of the difference.



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Wednesday, July 22, 2020

The worst thing Trump said yesterday: A ‘law and order’ president wishes Ghislaine Maxwell well

The worst thing Trump said yesterday: A ‘law and order’ president wishes Ghislaine Maxwell well
President Trump wants America to know he stands for law and order: in Portland, in Chicago, at the border, everywhere. The rule of law is for everyone, he claims, not like in those presidential administrations of the past.
And yesterday, fresh off commuting the sentence of a crony who lied to Congress about his contacts with WikiLeaks and more, he told the nation that he wishes the best to a woman federal law enforcement in his own Justice Department has credibly accused of enabling if not orchestrating a yearslong operation to sexually abuse minors.


Trump sure has a lot of friends that are sex traffickers.

I wonder what the Pizzagate crowd has to say about Trump giving his best wishes to a serial child trafficker? - Travis Allen





The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Americans don’t want gestapo secret police. Pass it on.- James Kosur




In Major Setback For Trump, Court Finds He May Only Send Troops To Cities He Can Identify On Map. - Andy Borowitz


Ghislaine Maxwell gets around.

So, The NFL Allows Racist Owners?
The billionaire NFL owner who serves as President Donald Trump's ambassador to the United Kingdom was investigated by the State Department watchdog after allegations that he made racist and sexist comments to staff and sought to use his government position to benefit the President's personal business in the UK, multiple sources told CNN.








Trump Launches “Celebrity Coronavirus Briefing” with Gary Busey and Dennis Rodman. - Andy Borowitz


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Imagine a political party so stark barking batsh-t insane that Liz Cheney is their voice of reason. - Jeff Tiedrich


Will Barr Be Barred?
Four former presidents of the D.C. Bar Association have signed a letter calling on the group to investigate whether Attorney General William Barr has violated its rules. The District of Columbia Bar authorizes lawyers to practice in the city and has the power to punish them for breaking its rules and to revoke their law licenses.






MS-13 Gang Leader Getting Some Pretty Great Ideas From Watching ICE Work. - The Onion






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Not one word about 140,000 Americans dead from Covid-19, but he wishes accused sex trafficker #GhislaineMaxwell...well...well.... - Bette Midler


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AOC Refuses "Apology"
Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-N.Y.) on Wednesday refused to accept an apology from Rep. Ted Yoho (R-Fla.) delivered just hours earlier, framing it as an insincere gesture following a tense exchange between the pair on the steps of the Capitol two days earlier.
"I will not teach my nieces and young people watching that this an apology, and what they should learn to accept," Ocasio-Cortez tweeted.
"Yoho is refusing responsibility."


Donald Trump gassed his own people. - Jeff Tiedrich





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Disney World is running a special where your ticket automatically gets you a Fast Pass to COVID. - Conan O'Brien





Happy Hot Dog Day! I Just Wish I Could Find Kosher Hot Dogs Here In Costa Rica!
More than a week after National French Fry and days after National Ice Cream Day, it's time to pay homage to the hot dog.
While hot dog season officially started during Memorial Day weekend, Wednesday, July 22 is National Hot Dog Day and July is National Hot Dog Month.


Dictionary discovery of the day: ‘empleomania’ (19th century) is the manic desire to hold public office, at whatever cost.




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Blue Lake, Colorado. This photo was sent by AHNC's long time friend who loved to hike there. Thank you Dennis.

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