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Monday, July 6, 2020

Doctors say the US is in a 'free fall' with coronavirus as 32 states struggle with higher rates of infection

Doctors say the US is in a 'free fall' with coronavirus as 32 states struggle with higher rates of infection
While new Covid-19 infections keep soaring in most states, some hospitals are close to running out of beds.
But by the looks of packed holiday crowds this weekend, many Americans don't care -- threatening to infect others and set the economy back even further.
"We are in free fall," said Dr. Rochelle Walensky, chief of infectious diseases at Massachusetts General Hospital.

Thank God the 132,000 dead aren't embryos. The Republicans would be outraged. - Slavic Lady tweet

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

Poll: Americans Wish Trump Were A Statue. - Andy Borowitz

France Has Its Dangerous Assholes, Too
A bus driver in Bayonne, France, suffered serious head injuries Sunday night after he was attacked by several people attempting to board without tickets or face masks.
The driver — a man in his 50s whose name has not been released — was punched several times Sunday night and declared brain dead Monday, according to the AFP news agency.

We wasted tens of thousands of lives, months in lockdown, and trillions of dollars because Donald Trump is delusional enough think he looks better without a mask. - LOLGOP tweet

Republican Shenanigans

Trump Orders Don Jr. To Get New Girlfriend Without Coronavirus - Andy Borowitz

Kanye West Announced His Candidacy For President. Gag Me With a Spoon
Kanye West announced that he is running for the presidency of the United States on the 244th anniversary of the nation’s Independence.
“We must now realize the promise of America by trusting God, unifying our vision and building our future. I am running for president of the United States Flag of United States! #2020VISION,” West said in a Saturday night tweet.

If you would vote for Kanye West raise your hand. Now slap yourself with it! - Deshawn Smith tweet

Trump is probably considering dropping Pence for Kanye because this is all just a reality show to him. - Roland Scahill

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Rock The Voter News

Donald Trump could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot someone and his supporters would be all "shoot me next!" - Jeff Tiedrich

To Be Honest, I'm Looking Forward To What Trump's Niece Has To Say
A tell-all book by President Trump's niece Mary, a licensed clinical psychologist, will now be published next week, two weeks earlier than expected, the publisher Simon & Schuster said Monday.
The book portrays the president as a "damaged man" with "lethal flaws" who "threatens the world's health, economic security, and social fabric," the publisher described on its website.

Trump said we were going to go to Mars.

We can’t even go to Europe. - Really American tweet

Why isn't Melania watching the fireworks?

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Business/Tech News

Kanye, the Kardashians, and Trump is what happens when you make stupid people famous.

Hey, In Case You Didn't Have Enough To Worry About...
Consumers should avoid five additional brands of hand sanitizer that tested positive for methanol, a substance that can be toxic when absorbed through the skin or ingested, the Food and Drug Administration said. The warning comes after the agency last month cautioned against any of nine brands of possibly toxic hand sanitizer that may contain methanol.

SPENT 7 HOURS SMOKING A BRISKET AND THE F-CKING DOGS TEAMED UP TO EAT IT WHILE IT WAS RESTING WHILE WE WERE WATCHING FIREWORKS. - Michael Whitney tweet

Fireworks Accident Blows Off Tip Of Florida. - The Onion

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Friday, July 3, 2020

He is suiciding us softly with his lies.

Trump set for another massive event during national pandemic

President Donald Trump and first lady Melania Trump head to Mount Rushmore National Memorial on Friday to celebrate an early Fourth of July at a gathering of an estimated 7,500 people during a global pandemic.

Trump Claims Presidents on Mt. Rushmore Agree With Him On Not Wearing Masks or Social Distancing. - Andy Borowitz

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

Our country has the money to pay us all to stay home and get this virus under control, but Donald Trump and the GOP would rather we die. - Tom Brennan

New Strain of Coronavirus Is More Contagious
Anthony Fauci, a key member of the White House's coronavirus task force, warned Thursday that a new strain of the coronavirus found to be dominant around the world may contain a mutation that allows it to spread from person-to-person with more ease.

Raise your hand if you'd like to see the town of Palm Beach put up a huge BLACK LIVES MATTER sign right across the street from Mar-a-Lago. - Jeff Tiedrich

Republican Shenanigans

Trump Threatens Americans: ‘Re-elect Me Or I Will Roam Freely Among You’ - Andy Borowitz

Protection for Prince Andrew?
U.S. authorities have not made an official approach to the British government for permission to speak to Prince Andrew about his contacts with the late disgraced financier Jeffrey Epstein, Prime Minister Boris Johnson said on Friday.

The fact that Meghan and Harry created a crisis for the Royal Family, but Prince Andrew seemingly hasn’t, tells you a lot about the Monarchy. - Lisa Wilkerson

Trump Claims Ghislaine Maxwell Only Got Him Coffee. - Andy Borowitz

Florida has more new COVID-19 cases than all of Europe. - Nate Lerner tweet

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Rock The Voter News

At least Benedict Arnold had a few good years in which he fought for the right side. Trump never had a good stage of his life.
And Arnold didn’t dodge military service. - JCH tweet

Just When You Thought It Couldn't Get Worse
An anonymous woman said Ghislaine Maxwell and Jeffrey Epstein repeatedly sexually assaulted her in an interview with Fox News reporter Bryan Llenas. The woman, whose identity was obscured, added that she is “definitely” willing to testify in the case against Maxwell, who was arrested by the FBI on Thursday.

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Business/Tech News

Washington Redskins Change Their Name To The D.C. Redskins - The Onion

Dear God
A Justice Department task force meant to go after pandemic scammers and profiteers has found its work complicated by a "philosophical" debate with top Trump aides.

The day Trump leaves office will be one of the most celebrated in human history. - Scott Dworkin

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Thursday, July 2, 2020

Dr. Fauci: Coronavirus Was 'Allowed' to Perpetuate in the U.S. Because 'Only About 50 Percent of the Country Locked Down'

Dr. Fauci: Coronavirus Was 'Allowed' to Perpetuate in the U.S. Because 'Only About 50 Percent of the Country Locked Down'
Dr. Anthony Fauci said the United States is facing a resurgence of the coronavirus because the country didn’t take lockdowns far enough during the first wave of the pandemic.

Trump finally wore a mask the other day & said he felt like the #LoneRanger. But the Lone Ranger's mask had two eye holes in it, while Trump's mask had only one asshole in it. - Bette Midler

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

No country on earth has successfully contained Covid-19 without closing nonessential businesses and paying people to stay home. Government intervention is the only way out. Pretending capitalism and personal responsibility are enough has caused thousands of preventable deaths. - Sarah Kelly

Birds of a feather flocking together.

Episode 2 Has Arrived: Jeffrey Epstein's Girlfriend Arrested
Ghislaine Maxwell, Jeffrey Epstein’s closest confidante who hasn’t been seen in public since his death, has been arrested by the FBI in New Hampshire, the Daily Beast has confirmed.
The elusive British socialite has been accused of involvement in Epstein’s alleged sexual crimes, and a report by NBC News says she has been arrested on as-yet unspecified charges related to Epstein.

SDNY just announced the Ghislaine Maxwell case - like the original Epstein case - is staffed by the Public Corruption Unit.
I worked at SDNY and did sex trafficking cases. They do NOT run out of Public Corruption - unless there is some potential angle against a public official. - Elie Honig tweet

So Trump had the US Attorney handling the Epstein case fired. Not suspicious whatsoever. - Tim Hannan

Republican Shenanigans

Some day Donald Trump will just go away. But it won’t be a miracle. It’ll be the American people on Nov.3. - Rob Reiner

I'm not crying, you're crying.

Republican Candidate's Bus Catches On Fire
A bus from Tommy Tuberville’s U.S. Senate campaign caught fire tonight on Interstate 59 in northeast Alabama...Tuberville is seeking the Republican nomination for Alabama’s junior seat in the U.S. Senate. Tuberville, the former Auburn football coach, faces former U.S. Attorney General Jeff Sessions in a runoff on July 14. The Republican nominee will challenge Democrat Doug Jones, who currently holds the Senate seat.

Mexico Denies Trump’s Asylum Request. - Andy Borowitz

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When a Republican says "the KKK was started by Democrats" what they mean is "I am an idiot who has no idea what has happened in the last 150 years." - Middle Age Riot

Rock The Voter News

SCOTUS Protects POTUS
The Supreme Court is denying Congress access to secret grand jury testimony from special counsel Robert Mueller’s Russia investigation through the November election.
The justices agreed on Thursday to hear the Trump administration’s appeal of a lower court order for the material to be turned over to the Democratic-controlled House of Representatives. The high court’s action will keep the documents out of congressional hands at least until the case is resolved, which is not likely to happen before 2021.

We gave Canadians a little something special for this year’s Canada Day—no Americans! - Conan O'Brien

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It’s weird that the people shattering records for personal wealth keep coming down on the side of the politicians that helped that happen. - Schooley tweet

Business/Tech News

You can have an edit button when everyone wears a mask. - Twitter

I don't know who needs to hear this, but 20,000,000 Americans are at risk of being evicted by September 30. - Robert Reich

McDonald's Holds Off Reopening Its Dining Rooms
McDonald's is hitting pause on its plan to reopen its dining rooms for three weeks as states across the country block restaurants from reopening because of rising cases of Covid-19.
"Keeping with our thoughtful approach to reopening, effective today, we are pausing all dine-in reopening plans for 21 days," Joe Erlinger, president of McDonald's

I don’t know what the second half of 2020 has planned for us but it better not involve my air conditioner. - SouthernThing tweet

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