Monday, December 2, 2019

Trump, lawyers won’t participate in upcoming impeachment hearing

Trump, lawyers won’t participate in upcoming impeachment hearing
President Donald Trump and his lawyers will not participate in Wednesday’s impeachment hearing in the House Judiciary Committee, according to a letter from the White House to the committee.



White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross. - The Onion



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Trump Asks Troops in Afghanistan to Dig Up Dirt on Biden. - Andy Borowitz





The President of the United States Fakes Orgasm
It’s not often that you interview a subject who has no interest in being famous. But recently, I did just that when I sat down with Lisa Page the week before Thanksgiving in my hotel room in Washington, D.C. Page, of course, is the former FBI lawyer whose text-message exchanges with agent Peter Strzok that belittled Donald Trump and expressed fear at his possible victory became international news. They were hijacked by Trump to fuel his “deep state” conspiracy.
For the nearly two years since her name first made the papers, she’s been publicly silent (she did have a closed-door interview with House members in July 2018). I asked her why she was willing to talk now. “Honestly, his demeaning fake orgasm was really the straw that broke the camel’s back,” she says. The president called out her name as he acted out an orgasm in front of thousands of people at a Minneapolis rally on Oct. 11.


Whatever Russia's reason is for meddling in our elections, you can be pretty goddamn sure it isn't to Make America Great Again. - Middle Age Riot





Putin couldn’t have done it without the help of the GOP.  From his attack on the 2016 U.S. election to his coverup since, Moscow’s greatest ally in hybrid warfare against America is the Republican Party. - Alexandra Chalupa


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Sen. Kennedy, why are you parroting Russian propaganda that U.S. intelligence officials tell us are designed to divide our country? Did you miss the briefing that day? - Hillary Clinton






The Golf Grifter-in-Chief
With his Thanksgiving vacation, President Donald Trump’s golf hobby has now cost Americans an estimated $115 million in travel and security expenses ― the equivalent of 287 years of the presidential salary he frequently boasts about not taking.
Of that amount, many hundreds of thousands ― perhaps millions ― of dollars have gone into his own cash registers, as Secret Service agents, White House staff and other administration officials stay and eat at his hotels and golf courses.


When a white American can speak more than one language: 

“Wow, they are so smart!”

When an immigrant or Person of Color can speak more than one language:

“Speak English!”

The difference is racism. - Rachel R. Gonzales 




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Here's three people who were against the United States entering the Trans Pacific Partnership.
Donald Trump, Putin, and Bernie Sanders. 
Huh, weird. - Fred Harding


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Pelosi Tells UN That The House Is Fighting The Fight Against Climate Change
Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) told a United Nations summit on Monday that the Democratic-controlled House was "still in" the fight against climate change even following the Trump administration's withdrawal from the Paris climate accord.


Ever notice how the Americans who really hate foreigners also tend to hate massive amounts of other Americans? - John Fugelsang





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42 Million Dead In Bloodiest Black Friday Weekend On Record. - The Onion





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Am I the only one who thinks that the deaths of 3 Deutsche Bank loan officers is just a little weird? - Kim Brill




Measles Outbreak Shuts Down Samoan Government
The Samoan government will shut down for two days this week amid a measles outbreak that has killed 53 people, according to the Washington Post.
The island nation declared the outbreak in October. The vast majority of the deaths — 48 — have been children under the age of 3. More than 3,700 people have been infected overall.







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In the end, Mother Nature always wins.

Peace.


Wednesday, November 27, 2019

Trump peddles 'War on Thanksgiving'

Trump peddles 'War on Thanksgiving'
At a rally in Sunrise, Fla., on Tuesday night, President Trump declared a victory in the imaginary “war on Christmas” while warning of a new one: the war on Thanksgiving.


Republican - the other white meat. - Tea Pain




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Looks like Trump & Putin are killing them off.A banker from Deutsche Bank found dead from hanging on the heels of Epstein.Hey, Rudy, be careful out there. - Woman in the Moon tweet





Trump May Run Out of Lawyers
A former US prosecutor says that Donald Trump appears to be implicating Rudy Giuliani in a bribery conspiracy, after the president claimed he never told his personal lawyer to go to Ukraine and dig up dirt on his political rivals.
Mr Trump appeared to distance himself from Mr Giuliani’s dealings in Ukraine on Tuesday, during an interview with disgraced former Fox News host Bill O’Reilly.



If Rudy Giuliani’s wife visits him in jail, does it count as a family visit or a conjugal visit? - Marie Connor




Trump loves Eddie Gallagher because he killed people who weren’t white.

End of story. - Roland Scahill


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I guess before days end Donald Trump Jr will tweet out a photo with his head superimposed onto a successful authors body. - Roland Scahill


Hey, Sen. Graham, The Salem Witches Were Executed, You Buffoon.
Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.) said “Salem witches got a better deal” than President Trump after viewing the House Judiciary Committee’s impeachment plans. 
The president’s ally condemned House Democrats’ setup of the impeachment inquiry on Twitter after House Judiciary Committee Chairman Jerrold Nadler (D-N.Y.) sent a letter to the White House inviting the president to attend the Judiciary hearings beginning on Dec. 4. The president is supposed to respond by Sunday.




The “chosen one.” Making fun of people with disabilities, harassing veterans, and anyone who disagrees with him on Twitter. Preventing black people from living in his buildings. Bragging about grabbing women by the pussy. If you believe in Jesus, Christ, Donald Trump isn’t him. - Chelsea Handler


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Trump Supporters Angry That Impeachment Hearings Preempted “The Price Is Right” - Andy Borowitz




Devin Nunes is what would happen if someone tried to make stupid from concentrate, but forgot to add water. - Middle Age Riot


Jesus. Isn't This Entrapment By DHS?
About 90 additional foreign students of a fake university in metro Detroit created by the Department of Homeland Security have been arrested in recent months.
A total of about 250 students have now been arrested since January on immigration violations by U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) as part of a sting operation by federal agents who enticed foreign-born students, mostly from India, to attend the school that marketed itself as offering graduate programs in technology and computer studies, according to ICE officials...The students had arrived legally in the U.S. on student visas, but since the University of Farmington was later revealed to be a creation of federal agents, they lost their immigration status after it was shut down in January. The school was located on Northwestern Highway near 13 Mile Road in Farmington Hills and staffed with undercover agents posing as university officials. 


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BREAKING: Michael Bloomberg announces he’s running for President on a platform that “billionaires know best”. - Tea Party Cat





Don't Eat Romaine Lettuce!
Sixty-seven people have been infected across 19 states in an E. coli outbreak that is linked to romaine lettuce, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention ...






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Those precious eyes.

Best wishes to you for a peaceful Thanksgiving.


Tuesday, November 26, 2019

Trump is creating a military within the military of white supremacists, who are loyal to him, not the Constitution

Trump Tells Allies He Wants Absolved War Criminals to Campaign for Him
If Donald Trump gets his wish, he’ll soon take the three convicted or accused war criminals he spared from consequence on the road as special guests in his re-election campaign, according to two sources who have heard Trump discuss their potential roles for the 2020 effort.


I'm expecting Erik Prince to be elevated to a 4 Star General any day now.

I see that the president of the United States of America is going to put the disgraced sailor on his re-election team. I guess he’ll pull William Calley out from the rock he now lives under. Will he bring the whole crew from Abu Ghraib, or just the officers? My only hope is that he won’t put them all on a reviewing stand and make the honorable men and women I know who are in the uniform of our country march by and salute them. - Jimmie von Tungeln




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I want Trump to stand trial. But before that, I want him to perform the military service he deferred in 1968. - Andy Borowitz

Sen. Kennedy Backtracks on Ukraine
Sen. John N. Kennedy (R-La.) walked back on a comment he made Sunday supporting the debunked theory that Ukraine hacked the Democratic National Committee's emails in 2016.
"I was wrong," Kennedy said Monday night on CNN. "The only evidence I have, and I think it's overwhelming, is that it was Russia to tried to hack the DNC computer."




In Major Shakeup, One Of The Voices in Giuliani's Head Resigns. - Andy Borowitz

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Melania Trump is Eva Braun with Botox. - Middle Age Riot






"But Her Emails" Karma?
Thanks to a blunder, the Texas Republican Party’s 2020 election strategy has ended up in the hands of Texas Democrats, according to the The Dallas Morning News.
The document, titled “Primary/General Election 2020 [Draft],” began showing up in Democratic emails this Monday and included a list 12 statehouse districts that the GOP is targeting in 2020.


Oh please. Donald Trump is not “The Chosen One.” Does anyone think God is that stupid? Rick Perry, I guess, but any omniscient creator would never choose a bloviating, mendacious egomaniac who devours fast food and spews lies as our savior. That is, unless He truly despises us. - George Takei




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Trump today wondered why the 100th anniversary of woman’s suffrage wasn’t celebrated “a long time ago.” He then congratulated himself for getting it done.

Trump is not well. - Travis Allen

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When All Else Fails, Sue!
The House Oversight Committee is suing Attorney General William Barr and Commerce Secretary Wilbur Ross to enforce a subpoena for documents related to the 2020 Census — an indication that Democrats believe their hand against Trump administration stonewalling has been strengthened by recent court decisions.






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Schiff should subpoena Conan the Dog. Something tells me he’ll roll over. - Stephen Colbert



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How about arresting Trump before Thanksgiving, and then having a turkey deny him a pardon? - Jesse Lifson




No, I Won't Make a Pecker Joke.
David Pecker, the head of the company that publishes the National Enquirer, has spoken with prosecutors with the New York district attorney's office as part of its investigation into the Trump Organization's handling of hush money payments to women who alleged affairs with President Donald Trump, sources with knowledge of the meeting tell CNN.


Thanksgiving remains one of my favorite holidays: the mild autumn weather, the elaborate meal, the family gathering, the long weekend with the kids, the people yelling at me that not wanting to confront loved ones over health care policy reflects thoughtless privilege, the gravy. - Popehat tweet 




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The Gelmer Funicular is a cable railway in the canton of Bern, Switzerland. Do they serve wine?


Peace.