All Hat No Cattle

Monday, July 15, 2019

Trump tells Dem congresswomen: Go back where you came from

Trump tells Dem congresswomen: Go back where you came from
Other House Democrats also quickly weighed in, defending their colleagues, and Ocasio-Cortez turned the focus back on Trump's immigration ...

The President would like you to pay attention to what a racist he is, so you don't pay attention to what a pedophile he is. - Rex the TV Terroir tweet

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Trump is expected to sign order to send people seeking asylum in the US to Guatemala instead, according to report
Lindsey Graham: 'Don't Care' If Migrants Kept In Facilities 'For 400 Days'
Border Patrol Agents Are Passing Around A Commemorative Coin Mocking Care for Migrant Kids
Theresa May condemns ‘completely unacceptable’ Trump tweets amid U.S. racism row
Jewish group plans DC protest to occupy ICE detention centers
'I hope Trump deports you': Customer threatens Puerto Rican woman for speaking Spanish
State Dept. urges Sweden to treat arrested rapper ASAP Rocky fairly

Lindsey Graham would have helped Nixon erase the tapes. - Jeff Tiedrich

Trump To End Asylum for Central Americans
The Trump administration on Monday moved to end asylum protections for most Central American migrants in a major escalation of the president's battle to tamp down the number of people crossing the U.S.-Mexico border.

America 2019, where the president's sexual assault victim gets pushed out of the news by the president's concentration camps for children, which gets pushed out of the news by the president's child-sex-trafficking bestie which gets pushed out of the news by the president's racism. - Jeff Tiedrich

Republican Shenanigans

Let's not forget why Trump is attacking Democratic women of color in the first place:

They brought attention to the inhumane conditions they saw at this administration's detention camps.

"What will we say to those we imprisoned for seeking safety?" - Hillary Clinton tweet

VP Pence Is As Cruel As Trump, Maybe More
President Trump defended conditions of crowded migrant detention facilities after Vice President Mike Pence offered mixed reviews following a tour at the border he completed last week.

Every day, Donald Trump challenges the Republican Party to be worse than they already are, and every day, they achieve it. - Middle Age Riot

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Nightmare scenario- Trump drops Pence as his VP for Ivanka... He wins a second term (in the same questionable way that he won his first term), and then resigns, making Ivanka the first female president. - Roland Scahill

Epstein Thinks He's Zorro?
At the centre of Jeffrey Epstein‘s secluded New Mexico ranch sits a sprawling residence the financier built decades ago _ complete with plans for a 4,000-square-foot (372-square-meter) courtyard, a living room roughly the size of the average American home and a nearby private airplane runway.
Known as the Zorro Ranch, the high-desert property is now tied to an investigation that the state attorney general’s office says it has opened into Epstein

It's time to stop taking Trump seriously and to start taking him literally. - Al Franken

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Business/Tech News

If you don’t like illegal immigration don’t vote for landlords who have hired them in two different centuries.

You’ve been played, #maga - John Fugelsang

German Amazon Workers Strike
Workers at Amazon facilities in Germany have gone on strike in a protest over pay and working conditions as Prime Day gets underway.
The strikes, held under the slogan "No more discount on our incomes", started Sunday night at Amazon sites in Werne, Rheinberg, Leipzig, Graben, Koblenz and Bad Hersfeld, German union Verdi said in a statement.

Some old lady wanted to pay for her groceries, but forgot her wallet. 3 people in line got super annoyed, even the cashier rolled his eyes. The lady almost cried and apologized. I handed him my credit card. The embarrassment and shame of everyone was totally worth the $21. - Supjess_ tweet

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Friday, July 12, 2019

Trump Labor chief Alex Acosta resigns due to Jeffrey Epstein case

Trump Labor chief Alex Acosta resigns due to Jeffrey Epstein case
Labor Secretary Alex Acosta said Friday he will resign amid controversy over the way he handled a sex crimes case against wealthy ..

The sad and obvious truth is the Trump senate would vote to confirm Acosta again tomorrow if Trump demanded it. - Lawrence O'Donnell

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Sentiment Building To Deport Nation's Billionaires. - Andy Borowitz

Barr Is Just Placating Trump At This Point
Attorney General Bill Barr has ordered an investigation into whether the CIA was correct to determine that Russian President Vladimir Putin wanted to boost Donald Trump during the 2016 election. That question has already been answered...A Mike Pompeo-led CIA review in 2017 found no wrongdoing in how the agency concluded that Russia wanted to help Donald Trump in 2016.

Abortion isn't just legal in Israel, it's free.
So all the anti-abortion #maga people praising Alabama & trying to kill #RoeVWade will probably start demanding we end all US aid to Israel, am I right? - John Fugelsang

Republican Shenanigans

it's a really good thing that Jeffrey Epstein was just a rich white man trafficking and molesting dozens if not hundreds of teenage girls over a span of decades, and not, say, a black man selling loose cigarettes on a street corner, because there are serious consequences for that. - Jeff Tiedrich

Welcome to Gorka Park
When Trump finished speaking, CNN political analyst Brian Karem and former White House deputy assistant Sebastian Gorka exchanged words across the rope line that separated the two groups. Karem said something inaudible that prompted Gorka to charge across the garden and get in front of him.
“You’re not a journalist! You’re a punk!” Gorka fumed.

A good friend of #Donald’s would clamor

For very young girls he could hammer

It was dirty and crude

But this time he’ll be sued

And get 45 years in the slammer. - Bette Midler

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Mike Pence launched the “Latinos for Trump” campaign. I like the optimism of using the plural there. - Stephen Colbert

Just Testify Already!
Former special counsel Robert Mueller’s highly-anticipated testimony will be delayed one week under a tentative arrangement he made with House Democrats, according to multiple sources briefed on the arrangements.
Although it’s unclear why Mueller’s testimony was delayed until July 24, lawmakers familiar with the discussions said one reason was an ongoing negotiation about how long lawmakers would have to question the former special counsel.

The one-week delay in the Mueller hearing is bad news. Slippage toward the summer recess, building up unrealistic expectations, creating more opportunities for Trump and his henchman Barr to engage in witness tampering. Watch out! - Laurence Tribe

Don't worry, this trade war with China will only affect you if you frequently buy... (checks list) products. - Stephen Colbert

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Business/Tech News

If we really want an accurate count of undocumented workers in the US, the census question should read, “Do you work at Mar-a-Lago?” - Andy Borowitz

Trump Publicly Announces Upcoming Immigration Raids
President Donald Trump on Friday insisted upcoming immigration raids set to begin this weekend will focus primarily on deporting criminals though he also acknowledged his administration will be targeting anyone who entered the border illegally.

Microsoft is releasing an Xbox shower gel, which is good because I’ve NEVER washed my Xbox. - Stephen Colbert

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FUNDRAISER

Thursday, July 11, 2019

Stop the infighting. Just stop.

Ocasio-Cortez accuses Pelosi of 'persistent singling out' of women of color: It's 'outright disrespectful'
...Ocasio-Cortez made the remarks in an interview with The Washington Post late Wednesday after a day of heightened tensions between Pelosi and House Democrats.

Ay yi yi yi. This is why the GOP wins, because they stay united and focused and the Democrats don't. It's embarrassing.

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat. - Will Rogers, 1935

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The country is fiercely divided between those who still believe 2 + 2 = 4 and people wholly untethered from reality, and there is little chance the two sides will ever come together again.

Thanks for attending my TED Talk. Help yourself to a complimentary Xanax on the way out. - Rex Huppke

Sorry To Give You This Visual
In an interview via Skype, Alan Dershowitz insisted he never saw an underage girl at Epstein's house, but was worked on by an older lady.
"Were there young women in another part of the house giving massages when I wasn't around? I have no idea of that," he said.
"I kept my underwear on during the massage," Dershowitz went on to stammer. "I don't like massages particularly."

Republican Shenanigans

Donald Trump never once opposed sending troops to Vietnam, faked and lied to avoid the conflict, and later said it 'wasn't his thing.'

Paul Ryan is a lot more like Trump than he realizes.- John Fugelsang

If you only love the Americans who think look & vote like you, you don’t actually love America. - John Fugelsang

Judge #1: NO
Judge #2: NO
DOJ: We're going for #3!
A federal judge on Wednesday rejected the Department of Justice's (DOJ) bid to swap attorneys working on a case involving the census citizenship question, the second judge to do so in as many days.

Weird how Donald Trump never took a full page ad out demanding the death penalty for Jeffrey Epstein. - Schooley tweet

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"If you don't want to support Democrats, then go somewhere else." - Hillary Clinton

Money Talks To Let People Walk
Convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein never once checked in with city cops in the eight-plus years since a Manhattan judge ordered him to do so every 90 days — and the NYPD says it’s fine with that.

The Kavanaugh hearings retraumatized me brutally, as it did for many, many women. The Epstein case is no exception. Women see wealthy men, and men in general, get away with sh*t like this all the time. We’ve seen it year after year and we’re pissed and exhausted. - Ida Skibenes

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My Uber profile says I’m deaf so when I get into Uber’s I usually just sign hello to them and don’t speak anymore but this Uber driver just called someone and said “this deaf bitch just got in so I can talk for a minute” lmfaooooo - Nicole tweet