Thursday, June 27, 2019

Last night's debate

Fact check: The first Democratic primary debate
Day one of the first Democratic presidential debate, held in Miami on Wednesday, featured ten candidates fighting on primetime television to prove their bona fides to Democratic voters in a series of 60-second increments.


“A President should be ready, at a moment’s notice, to ridicule another person’s face,” one viewer said. “I didn’t see one person on that stage who seemed up to that task.”- Andy Borowitz





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The SCOTUS ruling on #Gerrymandering proves that the politicians who say they hate government actually love government - what they hate is democracy. - John Fugelsang





Wow. Bank of America Boots Out The Cruel & Unusual Punishers.
Bank of America, the nation's second-biggest bank, announced Wednesday that it will sever ties with all companies that operate private prison and detention facilities, according to Bloomberg.
“We’ve done our due diligence that we said we would do at the annual meeting, and this is the decision we’ve made,” BoA Vice Chair Anne Finucane told the publication.


Debate Viewers Struggle With Concept Of President Without Glaring Personality Disorder. - Andy Borowitz




Republican Shenanigans

Four of the five Justices who just voted to keep a rigged electoral system in place were appointed by presidents who lost the popular vote.

We. Need. Reform. - Jake Mccoby tweet





Trump shrugs off the brutal murder of Jamal Khashoggi. Trump is trying to blame the Democrats for the internment of children at the border. Trump says he never could have raped E. Jean Carroll because she's not his type. There's your president, America. - Stephen King tweet





Alabama Is Like A Box of "Christian" Chocolates. You Never Know What You Gonna Get.
An Alabama woman whose fetus died after she was shot in a fight has been charged with manslaughter, while the woman accused of shooting her has been freed.


Alabama - destroying everything Jesus stood for, all in the name of Jesus. - John Fugelsang
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When states like Alabama and Arizona passed some of the harshest immigration laws in history, my Attorney General took them on in court and we won. - Barack Obama


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I don’t think we should be conducting foreign policy in our bathrobe at five in the morning. - Amy Klobuchar


Pelosi Punts To Republicans. Sigh.
Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) said Thursday she doesn't see a role for Congress to respond to the latest sexual assault allegation against President Trump saying the president's own party should address the matter.
During a press conference at the Capitol, a reporter asked Pelosi about an accusation from magazine writer E. Jean Carroll last week that Trump assaulted her in a Bergdorf Goodman dressing room in Manhattan 23 years ago.






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I read a study that the average American only gets 10 nights of perfect sleep a month. This is why I am coming out with my own weed line. Because everyone deserves to get sleep during this administration. - Chelsea Handler

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Ford Cuts Back Euro Operations
Ford Motor Co. is overhauling its European business, the carmaker said on Thursday, pushing out a new vehicle line-up, laying off workers and realigning its operations in an effort to improve its financial performance in the region.


20 People who would make a better president:  a 2-night NBC miniseries event. - John Fugelsang





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International Space Station captures an image of Raikoke Volcano erupting on June 22, 2019.
When horror and beauty intersect.

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Wednesday, June 26, 2019

Fox & Friends

Fox & Friends' Brian Kilmeade: Robert Mueller does not "know the details" of the Mueller report
Kilmeade also says Mueller is "like the king of England" for picking his investigative team​


Fox To Preempt Mueller Testimony With Rerun of Benghazi Hearings. - Andy Borowitz




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How often do the Russian troll farmers look at the tweets from actual Trump supporters and wonder if it's one of theirs? - Schooley tweet


Terrorists Caught In My Neck of the Woods
Four men with suspected ties to the Islamic State militant group were captured on Tuesday by members of the Nicaraguan armed forces after entering the country illegally from Costa Rica, Nicaraguan police said.






Republican Shenanigans



NRA TV is dead because of a couple angry teenagers with Twitter. Never underestimate the power of some “kids” with goals. - Lauren Hogg




Someone spits on Eric Trump and gets arrested. 
Someone pees on Donald Trump and gets paid.
What a family. - Adam Parkhomenko






I'M JOHN MCCAIN'S DAUGHTER AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT!
The Meghan McCain Acorn Fell Far From The John McCain Tree
Sen. John McCain, R-Arizona, lashed out against the Trump administration's "zero tolerance" policy which has sparked widespread outcry over the treatment of children of immigrants at the U.S.-Mexico border. McCain, who is at his home in Arizona where he is receiving treatment related to his brain cancer diagnosis, tweeted that the administration's policy should be rescinded immediately.


If you say “My father” in the mirror 3 times, Meghan McCain will appear. - OhNoSheTwint





So the woman who has helped make Melania one of the least popular, disliked First Ladies in history (with Melania's help, of course), is now going to be the WH press secretary.  What could go wrong? - David Rothkopf





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Barr Issues Four-paragraph Summary of Mueller’s Future Testimony - Andy Borowitz






The House Tries To Protect Migrant Children But Their Bill Probably Will Die In The Senate 
The House Democratic leadership pushed through a $4.5 billion emergency aid package late Tuesday to help thousands of migrants packed into overcrowded facilities at the U.S.-Mexico border, but it's unlikely to get a hearing in the Republican-controlled Senate.



Hillary Clinton 2016: You know, to just be grossly generalistic, you could put half of Trump’s supporters into what I call the basket of deplorables.





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Melania's communications director is replacing Sarah Huckabee Sanders. I don't really care, do you? - Bette Midler





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I can't believe these parents would be willing to risk their children's lives just to flee from violence.


No WH briefing in 100 days. No Pentagon briefing in one year. What don't we know?








Nepotism In Real Time
A Chilean billionaire bought a mansion in DC just before Trump's inauguration. While he was closing on it, Jared Kushner & Ivanka Trump signed a deal to rent it. Then the billionaire got permission to plan a mine on environmentally delicate US land






I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright





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No borders can be seen from space.

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Tuesday, June 25, 2019

Trump is not healthy for children and other living things

We went to a border detention center for children. What we saw was awful
A 14-year old told us she was taking care of a 4-year old who had been placed in her cell with no relatives. "I take her to the bathroom, give her my extra food if she is hungry, and tell people to leave her alone if they are bothering her," she said.


Amazing update: Together, we've raised over $500,000 in the past 48 hours for groups working to protect children at the border. 

The Trump administration’s cruelty has caused a moral and humanitarian crisis for every American. Thank you for responding with compassion and action. - Hillary Clinton tweet






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“No one is free until we all are free” - MLK

We have concentration camps. July 4th. What’s our move? 

#CloseTheCamps - David Hogg


Republicans Really Are Bad To The Bone
Rep. Michael Burgess (R-Texas) on Monday said that migrant children at a facility in Texas are “free to leave at any time” but don’t because they are receiving good care.
“There’s not a lock on the door,” the lawmaker said while defending the conditions at a facility he visited. “Any child is free to leave at any time. But they don’t and you know why? Because they’re well taken care of and yes at some point they are going to live with family, generally not mother or father but some family member, that’s a good thing.”






Trip to Mar-a-Lago for 1 president = $3.4 million = Toothbrush, Toothpaste, and Soap for 2.7 million kids. 
With Donald Trump, the cruelty is the point.- Senator Mazie Hirono


Republican Shenanigans





Instead of Iran’s Ayatollah Khamenei, Trump dissed “Ayatollah Khomenei” who died YEARS ago. If he’s mixing up the letter A with the letter O, we should spell things in a way he can understand. So…Donald, you’re a real O-hole!- Bette Midler



Trump Returned 100 Children To Chamber of Horrors
 The U.S. government returned at least 100 migrant children to a remote Border Patrol station in Texas on Tuesday following reports that more than 300 children were detained there, caring for one another with inadequate food, water and sanitation.





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Trump should just pardon Manafort & Gates right now so the Democrats can finally give in to outrage and demand a committee hearing. - John Fugelsang

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Taxes should be raised on all Trump supporters.

Since they wanted to "shake things up," they should pay for all the broken sh*t. - Middle Age Riot


Look into my eyes and Be Best!

Introducing Sarah Sanders Replacement: The Architect of BE BEST!
Stephanie Grisham, the top spokesperson for Melania Trump, has been selected as the new White House press secretary, the first lady announced Tuesday.
"She has been with us since 2015 - @potus & I can think of no better person to serve the Administration & our country. Excited to have Stephanie working for both sides of the @WhiteHouse," the first lady tweeted.










Remember, Democratic candidates - if you call each other racist enough times, the actual racist can get that second term. - John Fugelsang

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"Your nonviolent protest during our national anthem is disrespectful" say NFL owners who sell beer & hot dogs during our national anthem. - John Fugelsang







Illinois Legalized Selling Marijuana
Illinois just became the 11th state to legalize marijuana — and the first where the legislature legalized selling the drug. 


I'm going to Florida for some relaxation next week please pray for me. - Chili tweet


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When you line up all your baby swans in a row.

Peace.