Monday, May 6, 2019

Trump Organization exec publishes a bizarre op-ed kicking Michael Cohen on his way to prison

Trump Organization exec publishes a bizarre op-ed kicking Michael Cohen on his way to prison
Former Trump “fixer” Michael Cohen is heading to prison on Monday — and a Trump Organization executive has published an op-ed in the Wall Street Journal slamming him as he goes to jail for the next three years.


The president's lawyer and campaign chair are now in prison.
That completes today's update on the "Lock her up" campaign y'all.




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“Blessed are the Peacemakers” ~Jesus

Trump Is Going After Iran
The United States is deploying an aircraft carrier strike group and a bomber task force to the Middle East on short notice in response to "clear indications" Iran and Iranian proxies were planning an attack on U.S. forces in the region, a U.S. official said.






Dems Hold Barr In Contempt
The House Judiciary Committee has taken its first formal step toward holding Attorney General William Barr in contempt of Congress for defying a subpoena for special counsel Robert Mueller's unredacted report, as well as the underlying evidence.


Barr Vanishes Into Other Dimension After Accidentally Redacting Self - Andy Borowitz



Dear @VP Pence:The same Bible chapter that says men w/men must be executed also commands stoning for adultery.So if you really believe the anti-gay bit you're also obliged to execute you-know-who.Luckily, Jesus threw all that out so u can drop the homophobia & have bacon, too. - John Fugelsang


Republican Shenanigans




Q. What's the definition of 'irony?' 
A. Donald Trump complaining when a horse that finished second is declared the winner. 
- Translate Trump tweet


Wow, When You Lose Judge Napolitano From Fox, It Can't Be Good
Fox News senior judicial analyst Andrew Napolitano on Monday argued that Democrats have a “basis” for impeachment because former special counsel Robert Mueller alleged that President Donald Trump committed high crimes and misdemeanors.







The ppl who complained about the black president's expensive travel budget are here to never complain about Trump costing us more than those 8 yrs combined in his very first year. - John Fugelsang

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Florida lawmakers found $70,000,000 to arm teachers with guns yet they can't find money to pay teachers a liveable wage or like college-educated professionals. 
Seriously?! - StanceGrounded tweet




My 2nd grade teacher, Mrs. Lee, told me that if I worked hard, I could be a teacher, too. That changed my world, and I’m still grateful. Thank you to our teachers across the country who fight every day so that our kids have the opportunity to succeed.  - Elizabeth Warren

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According to a recent poll, Donald Trump remains popular among morons, idiots, nincompoops, imbeciles, birdbrains, dunderheads, numskulls, nitwits, dullards, simpletons, buffoons, boobs, twits, clods, dolts, oafs, dopes, schmucks, schnooks, stupid people, and Republicans. - Middle Age Riot





When The Bottom Line Overrules Common Sense
Boeing Co did not tell U.S. regulators for more than a year that it inadvertently made an alarm alerting pilots to a mismatch of flight data optional on the 737 MAX, instead of standard as on earlier 737s, but insisted on Sunday the missing display represented no safety risk







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Today's edition was a bit short. My sweet Luna hurt her back right paw pads. She must have stepped on glass or sharp metal. I spent most of the morning at the vets with her. She's been hiding under the bed until I lured her out with some chicken and rice, her favorite, and quickly snapped this photo. The vet said she is healthy and will recover in a few days. My recovery will be much longer.




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Blue Canyon - Hopi Indian Reservation Land, Arizona. One of Mother Nature's finest works.

Peace.


Friday, May 3, 2019

Trump and Putin talked about Mueller report, Venezuela and North Korea during phone call

Trump and Putin talked about Mueller report, Venezuela and North Korea during phone call
President Donald Trump and Russian leader Vladimir Putin discussed the Mueller report, Venezuela and North Korea during a lengthy phone call on Friday, the White House said.
The two talked on the phone for more than an hour, according to White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders.


Trump and Putin discussed Mueller's report on Russian interference in US elections this morning saying, “It’s over and there was no collusion."
So Trump just assured the man who attacked our free elections that he was safe. - Amee Vanderpool





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I never thought the words "barr" and "grill" could be so unsatisfying.- Stephen Colbert





Good News For Democracy In Ohio
A federal court has ruled that Ohio's congressional map is an "unconstitutional partisan gerrymander" and must be redrawn by the 2020 election.
In their ruling Friday, a three-judge panel from the U.S. District Court for the Southern District of Ohio argue that the map was intentionally drawn "to disadvantage Democratic voters and entrench Republican representatives in power." The court argues the map violates voters' constitutional right to choose their representatives and exceeds the state's powers under Article I of the Constitution.


Pence Fears Barr Has Replaced Him As Trump's Favorite Kiss-Ass. - Andy Borowitz





Republican Shenanigans

[Trumps shoots a person on Fifth Avenue] 
Barr: "the allegation has been proven false"Giuliani: "murder isn't murder" 
Lindsey Graham: "the arresting officer was a Democrat" 
Hannity: "what about all the people Hillary killed" 
Maggie Haberman: "to be fair, it was only one person" - Jeff Tiedrich






Sickening. Joe & Mika Pumped Up Trump and Now This?
Disgraced political pundit and television personality Mark Halperin has been spending the past several months on a quiet yet calculated professional rehabilitation campaign with the active help of MSNBC Morning Joe hosts Joe Scarborough and Mika Brzezinski.



TRAGIC: 74 careers dead and many more injured in Republican Party after moral high ground collapses due to overwhelming weight of hypocrisy. - Tea Party Cat tweet




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William Barr Shows Up To Congress To Testify At 3 A.M. After Reading Email Wrong. - The Onion




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Trump Gives New York Times Pulitzer For Reporting Spies In His Underpants. - Wonkette


Let’s Not Pretend That Trump Makes People Do Bad Things, He Merely Attracts Bad People
In April, protesters outside the nation's largest facility for unaccompanied migrant children noticed a familiar face enter the massive, fenced site in Homestead, Florida: former White House chief of staff John Kelly. Soon after, a local television station recorded footage of him riding on the back of a golf cart as he toured the grounds.
It wasn't clear why he was there, but Friday, Caliburn International confirmed to CBS News that Kelly had joined its board of directors.





NRA Calls For Teachers To Keep Loaded Gun Pointed At Class For Entire School Day. - The Onion

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Business/Tech News

Barr Unable to Give Honest Answer To Drive-Thru Window at Arby's. - Andy Borowitz





Oh Sure, Facebook Founder Wants Privacy! So Do We!
Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg purchased two neighboring estates on the West Shore of Lake Tahoe in Northern California for $59 million, creating a massive and secluded compound.


Study: American Intestinal Bacteria Most Obese In World. - The Onion




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Two lionesses moseying down the road babysitting a cub. Pure life.
Photo by David Lazar

Peace.


Thursday, May 2, 2019

This is the face you have...

William Barr skips House hearing on the Mueller report
No Barr: Attorney General William Barr was scheduled to testify before the House Judiciary Committee today, but he decided to skip it after a .


Christine Blasey Ford subjected herself to Lindsey Graham’s histrionics and answered questions from a lawyer handpicked to keep the GOP from getting its hands dirty, but tell me more about poor maligned no-show William Barr. - goldengateblond tweet




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You didn't have to tell me that the UNCC shooter was white, I figured that out when you said he was taken alive.  - Jeff Tiedrich


On this day in 1863, Stonewall Jackson is mortally wounded at the Battle of Chancellorsville. His own troops thought he was a Yankee and opened fire.



Trump&Co Can't Do Anything Legal For Some Reason
The U.S. State Department allowed at least seven foreign governments to rent luxury condominiums in New York’s Trump World Tower in 2017 without approval from Congress, according to documents and people familiar with the leases, a potential violation of the U.S. Constitution’s emoluments clause.





Bill Barr would have helped Nixon erase the tapes. - Jeff Tiedrich

Republican Shenanigans





FOX: New Evidence That Hillary Killed Lincoln. - Andy Borowitz


Offended Teen Files 3rd Lawsuit
Nick Sandmann and his family filed a $275 million lawsuit against NBC Universal, alleging that it defamed Sandmann in its coverage of the protest by “relying heavily on biased and unreliable sources without conducting any reasonable investigation of the circumstances.” Sandmann has filed two other multi-million dollar lawsuits against news outlets over their coverage of the clash– one against the Washington Post for $250 million and another against CNN for $275 million.





Barr Summarizes Mueller’s Letter To Him And Claims It Called Him Honest, Wise and Sexy. - Andy Borowitz


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Would love to know who leaked the Mueller letter one eve of Barr testimony—fecking brilliant. - Eric Boehlert


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“Attorney General Bill Barr is now one of the most dangerous men in Washington, D.C."- Rep. Ted Lieu



She's ready.
How To Get Yourself Impeached: Make The Speaker of the House Call You A Liar
Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) on Thursday said Attorney General William Barr committed a crime by lying to lawmakers during his testimony on Capitol Hill.
"What is deadly serious about it is the attorney general of the United States of America was not telling the truth to the Congress of the United States. That's a crime," Pelosi said during a press conference.






Hillary Clinton- Questioned for 14 hours and did not flinch. 
William Barr- Questioned for 6 hours, cried, took his ball, and went home. - Tony Posnanski

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Why didn't anyone think of putting all the Scientologists on a giant measles ship before? - Middle Age Riot





Fox Lite Ratings Drop 26%
CNN's prime-time ratings dropped a whopping 26 percent in April compared to last year, according to Nielsen Media Research.MSNBC's ratings were down 14 percent in April 2019 compared to April 2018, while Fox News's ratings overall were flat.


Christine Blasey Ford is ten times the man William Barr is. - Amee Vanderpool


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Berner Oberland train in Switzerland. Being the chicken I am, I'd brave that train ride.

Peace.