Friday, May 3, 2019

Trump and Putin talked about Mueller report, Venezuela and North Korea during phone call

Trump and Putin talked about Mueller report, Venezuela and North Korea during phone call
President Donald Trump and Russian leader Vladimir Putin discussed the Mueller report, Venezuela and North Korea during a lengthy phone call on Friday, the White House said.
The two talked on the phone for more than an hour, according to White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders.


Trump and Putin discussed Mueller's report on Russian interference in US elections this morning saying, “It’s over and there was no collusion."
So Trump just assured the man who attacked our free elections that he was safe. - Amee Vanderpool





The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump



I never thought the words "barr" and "grill" could be so unsatisfying.- Stephen Colbert





Good News For Democracy In Ohio
A federal court has ruled that Ohio's congressional map is an "unconstitutional partisan gerrymander" and must be redrawn by the 2020 election.
In their ruling Friday, a three-judge panel from the U.S. District Court for the Southern District of Ohio argue that the map was intentionally drawn "to disadvantage Democratic voters and entrench Republican representatives in power." The court argues the map violates voters' constitutional right to choose their representatives and exceeds the state's powers under Article I of the Constitution.


Pence Fears Barr Has Replaced Him As Trump's Favorite Kiss-Ass. - Andy Borowitz





Republican Shenanigans

[Trumps shoots a person on Fifth Avenue] 
Barr: "the allegation has been proven false"Giuliani: "murder isn't murder" 
Lindsey Graham: "the arresting officer was a Democrat" 
Hannity: "what about all the people Hillary killed" 
Maggie Haberman: "to be fair, it was only one person" - Jeff Tiedrich






Sickening. Joe & Mika Pumped Up Trump and Now This?
Disgraced political pundit and television personality Mark Halperin has been spending the past several months on a quiet yet calculated professional rehabilitation campaign with the active help of MSNBC Morning Joe hosts Joe Scarborough and Mika Brzezinski.



TRAGIC: 74 careers dead and many more injured in Republican Party after moral high ground collapses due to overwhelming weight of hypocrisy. - Tea Party Cat tweet




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William Barr Shows Up To Congress To Testify At 3 A.M. After Reading Email Wrong. - The Onion




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Trump Gives New York Times Pulitzer For Reporting Spies In His Underpants. - Wonkette


Let’s Not Pretend That Trump Makes People Do Bad Things, He Merely Attracts Bad People
In April, protesters outside the nation's largest facility for unaccompanied migrant children noticed a familiar face enter the massive, fenced site in Homestead, Florida: former White House chief of staff John Kelly. Soon after, a local television station recorded footage of him riding on the back of a golf cart as he toured the grounds.
It wasn't clear why he was there, but Friday, Caliburn International confirmed to CBS News that Kelly had joined its board of directors.





NRA Calls For Teachers To Keep Loaded Gun Pointed At Class For Entire School Day. - The Onion

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Business/Tech News

Barr Unable to Give Honest Answer To Drive-Thru Window at Arby's. - Andy Borowitz





Oh Sure, Facebook Founder Wants Privacy! So Do We!
Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg purchased two neighboring estates on the West Shore of Lake Tahoe in Northern California for $59 million, creating a massive and secluded compound.


Study: American Intestinal Bacteria Most Obese In World. - The Onion




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Two lionesses moseying down the road babysitting a cub. Pure life.
Photo by David Lazar

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Thursday, May 2, 2019

This is the face you have...

William Barr skips House hearing on the Mueller report
No Barr: Attorney General William Barr was scheduled to testify before the House Judiciary Committee today, but he decided to skip it after a .


Christine Blasey Ford subjected herself to Lindsey Graham’s histrionics and answered questions from a lawyer handpicked to keep the GOP from getting its hands dirty, but tell me more about poor maligned no-show William Barr. - goldengateblond tweet




The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

You didn't have to tell me that the UNCC shooter was white, I figured that out when you said he was taken alive.  - Jeff Tiedrich


On this day in 1863, Stonewall Jackson is mortally wounded at the Battle of Chancellorsville. His own troops thought he was a Yankee and opened fire.



Trump&Co Can't Do Anything Legal For Some Reason
The U.S. State Department allowed at least seven foreign governments to rent luxury condominiums in New York’s Trump World Tower in 2017 without approval from Congress, according to documents and people familiar with the leases, a potential violation of the U.S. Constitution’s emoluments clause.





Bill Barr would have helped Nixon erase the tapes. - Jeff Tiedrich

Republican Shenanigans





FOX: New Evidence That Hillary Killed Lincoln. - Andy Borowitz


Offended Teen Files 3rd Lawsuit
Nick Sandmann and his family filed a $275 million lawsuit against NBC Universal, alleging that it defamed Sandmann in its coverage of the protest by “relying heavily on biased and unreliable sources without conducting any reasonable investigation of the circumstances.” Sandmann has filed two other multi-million dollar lawsuits against news outlets over their coverage of the clash– one against the Washington Post for $250 million and another against CNN for $275 million.





Barr Summarizes Mueller’s Letter To Him And Claims It Called Him Honest, Wise and Sexy. - Andy Borowitz


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Would love to know who leaked the Mueller letter one eve of Barr testimony—fecking brilliant. - Eric Boehlert


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“Attorney General Bill Barr is now one of the most dangerous men in Washington, D.C."- Rep. Ted Lieu



She's ready.
How To Get Yourself Impeached: Make The Speaker of the House Call You A Liar
Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) on Thursday said Attorney General William Barr committed a crime by lying to lawmakers during his testimony on Capitol Hill.
"What is deadly serious about it is the attorney general of the United States of America was not telling the truth to the Congress of the United States. That's a crime," Pelosi said during a press conference.






Hillary Clinton- Questioned for 14 hours and did not flinch. 
William Barr- Questioned for 6 hours, cried, took his ball, and went home. - Tony Posnanski

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Business/Tech News

Why didn't anyone think of putting all the Scientologists on a giant measles ship before? - Middle Age Riot





Fox Lite Ratings Drop 26%
CNN's prime-time ratings dropped a whopping 26 percent in April compared to last year, according to Nielsen Media Research.MSNBC's ratings were down 14 percent in April 2019 compared to April 2018, while Fox News's ratings overall were flat.


Christine Blasey Ford is ten times the man William Barr is. - Amee Vanderpool


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Berner Oberland train in Switzerland. Being the chicken I am, I'd brave that train ride.

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Wednesday, May 1, 2019

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Barr takes shots at Mueller during tense Senate hearing
The attorney general went on the offensive after it was revealed Mueller twice pushed Barr to release Russia probe summaries.


I sure hope Barr hires a better defense attorney than Barr. -  John Fugelsang




The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Was Barr sworn in on a redacted Bible? - Gary Kasparov 






I 💖 NYC
Thousands of people have signed a petition in New York City to rename the block in front of Trump Tower after former President Obama.
A MoveOn petition started by Elizabeth Rowin is calling for the stretch of Fifth Avenue between 56th and 57th streets to be renamed "President Barack H. Obama Avenue."


William Barr is like if Sarah Sanders went to law school. - Tea Pain






Seeking asylum is a human right. We shouldn't charge fees to people who are fleeing persecution and violence.

“Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, but first give us $50?" No. - Hillary Clinton


Republican Shenanigans




How far will Lindsey Graham go today in protecting Trump and Barr? We may see Lindsey break the record for Trump Toadyism. Which he already holds. - David Corn


Bring it on.
Hillary, Hillary, Hillary!
The Senate Judiciary Committee hearing Wednesday was supposed to be about the Mueller report, but over and over, Republican senators drilled down on something else: Hillary Clinton's emails. Sitting at the witness table was Attorney General William Barr, ready to









“I entirely appreciate loyalty to one’s friends, but loyalty to the cause of justice and honor stands above it.” - Theodore Roosevelt


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Rock The Voter News


Fox News Viewership Must Have Increased To Cause This
With Robert Mueller's investigation finished, Donald Trump's approval rating stands at its highest level since April 2017 in a new CNN Poll conducted by SSRS, as the share who say Democrats in Congress are doing too much to investigate the President rises 6 points.
Trump's approval rating remains largely negative in the new poll -- 52% disapprove


Barr said “Bob [Mueller], what’s up with the letter, why not just pick up the phone?”

Translation: Why the hell did you create a paper record I can’t deny?

Commentary: Because Bill, even he no longer trusts you. - Philippe Reines




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Business/Tech News

Barr has all but dared Mueller to bury him. -Philippe Reines





When All Else Fails: Namecall!
"Snitty."
That's the way Attorney General William Barr described a letter from special counsel Robert Mueller expressing concerns about his portrayal of the Russia probe.


I told my therapist, "I just want to be as happy as a Trader Joe's cashier." - Conan O'Brien





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Somewhere in Colorado, 120 years ago. Nice hats but no horses in sight, I guess that's why they're walking.

Peace.