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All of the children murdered at Sandy Hook would have now been teenagers.
And we have done nothing.
One measure of the morality of a nation is how it acts to protect its children.
And we have done nothing. - Kurt Eichenwald
Going after the medicaid to fix a deficit is like going after Iraq when you were attacked by 15 Saudis. - John Fugelsang
“If Donald Trump’s parents paid to have his SATs taken for him, they were robbed,” Mueller said. - Andy Borowitz
I think Trump just realized how big Beto's hands are and he's freaking out. - Seth Abramson
Judge Jackson says the "No Collusion refrain" of the Manafort defense provides her with "just one more thing that's inconsistent with any genuine acceptance of responsibility." - Steven Portnoy, CBS
While Trump obsesses over cable news coverage, Pelosi is wielding her power as speaker, deftly out-maneuvering her opposition, and playing the long game.
The vote wasn't just overwhelming. It was 420-0. - Chris Lu
All week, I keep hearing people saying, "The Mueller Report is coming Friday." But he's not really going to drop it on the Ides of March, right?! That seems a little on the nose. - Garrett M. Graff
Wilbur Ross: lied about Russia
Sessions, Don Jr. lied about Russia
Manafort, Flynn: lied about Russia
Trump can't stop lying about Russia
America is being Vodka-boarded- John Fugelsang
Pretty crazy that William H Macy has a good shot of getting arrested for something every single William H Macy character would get arrested for. - Kaleb Horton
59-41, Senate votes to block emergency declaration over border wall, setting up Trump’s first veto. - Manu Raju CNN
The Senate just built a wall around Trump’s plans for a wall.
LOCK HIM UP SOME MORE.
LOCK HIM UP SOME MORE. - Middle Age Riot tweet
I set my clock forward for Daylight Savings Time and my Doomsday Clock forward for everything else. - Stephen Colbert
Navy warship USS Fort McHenry has outbreak of viral infection paratitis since December. Most recent case March 9, All 703 Sailors/Marines getting vaccines. Preventive medical team being deployed. Not certain when/if next port call according to Fifth Fleet. - Barbara Starr, CNN
Being a Trump supporter is pretty much all about finding the president's hand in your pocket and going "let me help you with that, sir" - Jeff Tiedrich
I do get why Mitt Romney likes Twinkies. They’re exactly like him: white on the outside, but somehow even whiter on the inside. - Trevor Noah
Stephen Colbert on Tucker Carlson: 'I think R Kelly just got a character witness'
I watched the news & saw poor people busted for illegal mood-altering drugs. Then came the commercials for the legal ones. - John Fugelsang
“You know how the conspiracy theorists say, ‘Everything is rigged for the wealthy and famous’? Well, as a wealthy and famous person, let me just respond by saying: You’re absolutely right.” — Stephen Colbert
Now that the Hollywood Bribery Ring has been busted, the only thing helping rich kids get into college are legacy admissions, private tutors, board member connections, unpaid summer internships, interview coaches, and a lifetime of Ivy-bound grooming!!! - Bess Kalb
I covered airline safety and the FAA for four years, and I cannot remember a time when the FAA was so alone among world regulators on a serious safety issue. When a major accident like this happened, global aviation authorities conferred with the FAA -- which took the lead. - Glenn Kessler, Washington Post
Religious Conservatives Argue Adam And Eve Would Never Have Been Banished From Eden If They’d Had Guns. - The Onion
