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Wednesday, March 6, 2019

Hillary Responds To Trump's Taunts

Hillary Clinton asks Trump why he's so 'obsessed' with her after announcing no 2020 bid
Some fights never die.
The rivalry between President Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton was on full display once again Tuesday after Trump took to Twitter to comment on the former secretary of state not running for the White House in 2020.

Hillary Clinton eats scandals for breakfast. - Bill Maher

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

All these people suddenly worried about anti-Semitism are gonna freak the f*ck out when they learn that the president of the United States praised new-Nazis AFTER they had killed an American woman. - Adam Parkhomenko

DHS Secretary To Testify That She Didn't Tell Anyone To Kidnap Children
Homeland Security Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen insisted Wednesday the crisis at the southern border is not manufactured...

"Obama divided us by race" just sounds better than "Obama really upset all the racists." - John Fugelsang

Trump Redesigns Flag

After two years of Congress abdicating its constitutional oversight responsibility for overtly partisan reasons, we’ve had two months of oversight of the most corrupt POTUS in history and some pundits who breathlessly covered Benghazi ask if it’s too much. The answer is no. Next. - Walter Shaub

Republican Shenanigans

Wishful Thinking: McConnell Gets Indicted
The Senate majority leader is moving quickly to confirm appointments to the Circuit and District Courts — likely leaving few vacancies for the next potential Democratic president.

boy, Bill Clinton must kicking himself....if he'd simply signed hush-money checks $$$ from WH for Paula Jones, GOP would've forgiven him - Eric Boehlert

Florida's Goombah Gaetz
...The previous night, Congressman Matt Gaetz had tweeted a missive at Cohen: “Do your wife & father-in-law know about your girlfriends? Maybe tonight would ...

Matt Gaetz Insists Pointing Rifle At Michael Cohen Throughout Testimony Not Witness Intimidation - The Onion

Nobody hates like a Christian who’s just been told their hate isn’t Christian. - John Fugelsang

Trump and Melania spent years calling for President Obama’s birth certificate.
I want to see Melania’s legal immigration papers. How did she qualify for an Einstein Visa, a visa reserved for immigrants with "extraordinary ability"? - Denzican Grimes

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Very soon there will be more Democrats running for president than people who attended Trump's inauguration. - Randi Mayem Singer

Rock The Voter News

Remember how Hillary melted straight the f*ck down and screamed MCCARTHYISM over endless House investigations? of course you don't. she sat and calmly answered questions for eleven hours—because she hadn't done anything wrong, and she's not an unhinged whiny-ass bloated man-child. - Jeff Tiedrich

Vengeance Shall Be Mine Sayeth The Trump
Republican strategists who have publicly criticized President Donald Trump are getting squeezed out of jobs with GOP candidates.

So what if it turns out that marijuana doesn't really prevent all those diseases and just makes you feel really good? - Kona Lowell

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Business/Tech News

FOX news is trying to clean their image so they have fired Sebastian Gorka, Sheriff David Clarke, and a dancing Swastika over the last week. - Tony Posnanski

Hear, Hear! The Einstein Immigrant Speaketh!
First lady Melania Trump on Tuesday chided the media for its focus on "trivial stories," urging reporters to dedicate the same amount of coverage to the country's opioid epidemic.
Trump spoke at a town hall event in Las Vegas in the final stop on a three-state tour for her "Be Best" campaign

[Jewish grandma walks up to a Catholic person on Ash Wednesday and licks thumb]
Hang on, ya got a little schmutz there. - OhNoSheTwint

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I Found A Laptop!

It is supposed to be delivered this afternoon!

Fingers crossed!

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Tuesday, March 5, 2019

I am so sick and tired of conspiracy theories

Anti-vaxxers pack hearing as senators investigate viral epidemic — of fear
Anti-vaccination activists, some with their (presumably unvaccinated) children, packed the Dirksen Senate Office Building Tuesday morning for a hearing that they hoped would vindicate, or at least recognize as legitimate, their fear that protecting their families from measles runs the risk of something worse, including autism and other disorders.

I just received a 4-day suspension from the Turner Classic Movies Facebook page bc someone asked "Who's the greatest horror movie actor of all time" and I merely typed "Melania Trump." - John Fugelsang

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

Lying Trump came away from fake summit with terrorist & killer Kim Jong-un w/ nothing because Kim never intended to offer anything. Don the con man got conned! Hey number 45, are you still in love w/ Kim? - Rep. Maxine Waters

Trump Needs To Read: How to Win Friends and Influence People
President Trump on Tuesday attacked Democratic Rep. Jerrold Nadler (N.Y.), accusing the House Judiciary Committee chairman of attempting to “harass” his associates in a wide-ranging probe into Trump’s administration, campaign and businesses.

Hey GOP: If Russia (199 charges) is a "hoax," what was Benghazi (0 charges)? - Seth Abramson

Republican Shenanigans

Remember when Republicans used to say things like, “If you’re not guilty then you won’t mind being investigated?” - Schooley tweet

Mr. Mueller, Please Stop Him Soon!
According to emails obtained by the Los Angeles Times, officials at the Environmental Protection Agency prevented researchers from NASA from looking into pollution levels that could lead to cancer in areas of Houston that were devastated by Hurricane Harvey.

True presidential harassment is when the woman who won the popular vote was forced to testify for hours about Benghazi, found nothing, and still the man who lost the popular vote has crowds chant for her to go to jail. - Tony Posnanski

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Rock The Voter News

Criticizing Israel is anti-Semitic the same way criticizing Donald Trump is anti-Christian:
It’s not. - Middle Age Riot tweet

She can do whatever she wants. She's earned it.

Hillary Clinton: ‘I’m not running’
She states her intentions in an interview with a local New York TV station.

Trump misspelled McCarthyism as "McCathyism" and now I just imagine him running around the residence shouting "ack" and "chocolate" while carrying bags full of crimes. - Brock Wilbur

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Business/Tech News

I'm sorry that Victoria's Secret is closing many of its stores, but excited that I can go to a mall again with my kids. - Conan O'Brien

CNN Needs Sanity, Not "Hannity."
Responding to a tweet from CNN media analyst Brian Stelter saying he was “gobsmacked” by a CNN discussion over a comment made by Trump 2020 spokesperson Kayleigh McEnany, former CNN and MSNBC contributor Soledad O’Brien called him out.

“If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles." - Sun Tzu. The Art of War

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Monday, March 4, 2019

VOTING 101

US House panel issues 81 document requests in Trump obstruction probe
A U.S. congressional panel said on Monday that it has served document requests on 81 government agencies, entities and individuals as part of an investigation into alleged obstruction of justice and other abuses by President Donald Trump and others. Among those targeted by the Democratic-led House Judiciary Committee are the president's sons Donald Trump Jr. and Eric...

I was so honored to be invited to participate in the #SelmaJubilee this weekend.
We're living through a full-fledged crisis in our democracy. But history teaches us that when the struggle feels the hardest is when marching forward is most important. - Hillary Clinton

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

Please Mr. Mueller. please end this national nightmare. We can't take much more.

I certainly hope CNN's new series on The Bush Years will mention how W invaded Iraq for no reason, killing thousands of innocent civilians, yet still found time to leave the US economy in smoldering ruins. - Andy Borowitz

Evangelicals Believe That If Something Bad Happens To You It is Your Fault. I Wonder How They'll Reconcile This Tragedy.
A series of tornadoes moved across Alabama and Georgia Sunday but one massive wedge tornado destroyed Beauregard, Alabama. Upon seeing the snapped trees and destroyed homes, a WRBL reporter broke down while speaking to the local sheriff about what people can do to help.

Trump Orders Justice Department To Obstruct Obstruction Probe - Andy Borowitz

Republican Shenanigans

It's not Stupid Watergate, it's Stupid Goodfellas. it's Stupidfellas - Jeff Tiedrich

Hopefully This Speech Will Be Used As Evidence In Executing the 25th Amendment
Trump delivers scorched-earth speech as he tries to regain footing,
In an epic two-hour speech, the president claims the Russia probes are 'bullshit' as he regaled a conservative crowd after his North Korea summit failure.

Alan Dershowitz is complaining that prosecutors are using the ' Al Capone approach' with Trump.
God, I hope so. - Renee Libby

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At this very moment, a white man in America, born into obscene wealth and handed every opportunity, a man whose every whim is catered to and who fell ass-backwards into the United States presidency, is sitting in a White House bedroom and complaining about how unfair his life is. - Jeff Tiedrich

Rock The Voter News

It appears we have enough votes in the Senate to block the president’s national emergency declaration. The American people shouldn’t have to pay for the president’s vanity project of a border wall. We do not need it. - Kamala Harris

What Is Bernie Doing? Is He A Democrat Or Not?
Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-VT) is officially running for two different federal offices under two different party labels. On Monday, Sanders filed for re-election to the Senate in 2024, listing his party as “independent.” Team Sanders said the filing was an automatic renewal of Sanders’ candidacy, a standard move for victorious congressional candidates ahead of anticipated reelection contests. That came a couple weeks after he threw his hat in the ring for the 2020 Democratic presidential nomination...

Do you think Diamond & Silk realize that if they were on the side of the road with a flat tire that 100% of The CPAC audience would drive right by them lead by Matt Schlapp. - Mayday Mindy tweet

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Business/Tech News

Raise your hand if there is ZERO doubt in your mind that Jared would, and HAS, traded classified information & national secrets to advance his own financial interests. -Pam Keith

Fox Spiked Stormy Daniels' Story Before The Election
An explosive new report from The New Yorker’s Jane Mayer claims that Fox News spiked a story about Donald Trump paying off former adult film star Stormy Daniels just before the 2016 election because it didn’t want to hurt his candidacy.

Why is it that there are laws preventing parents from buying Kinder Eggs yet if they want to expose their children to deadly horrific diseases we allow it? - Alt Fed Employee tweet

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Good News & Bad News

The Good News Is The Doors Have Landed!

Thank you.

The Bad News

I'm praying my laptop last through the week. Adding more duct tape is not helping it obey my commands! I had to tape the plug in and the plastic beneath the screen is separating. :(

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