Monday, October 22, 2018

I am so proud to be a Democrat


Bolton says Russian meddling in U.S. elections hardly had any real effect
U.S. National Security Advisor John Bolton said on Monday Russian meddling in U.S. elections had hardly had any real effect.


Why do I get the feeling that Trump supporters are the kind of people who peaked in high school? - Ida Skibenes




The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Conditions really must be horrific for people in Central America for them to consider life in Trump’s America to be an improvement. - TDP tweet


Trump Turns Caravan Into Terrorists
As thousands of Central American children, parents, elderly and other adults intent on migrating to the United States awoke from a night sleeping on concrete in far-southern Mexico, President Donald Trump resumed tweeting about the migrant caravan as the fault of Democrats and a danger to the U.S....Trump, meanwhile, in a series of tweets asserted that "criminals and unknown Middle Easterners" are amid the crowd, for which he offered no evidence.




If you think fertilized eggs are people but kids fleeing certain death aren't, stop pretending your concerns are religious. - LOLGOP





As far as I'm concerned, there should still be Union troops in every single Southern state to insure everyone's voting right are protected. - wraithglass tweet


Republican Shenanigans



Seeing coverage of long lines for voting is Texas is inspiring...because it’s hard to believe anyone would wait in line to vote for Ted Cruz. - Roland Scahill


Tax Cut Ignored In Republican Campaigns
Republicans thought their massive tax overhaul would be the centerpiece of their midterm strategy. But it turns out they were so wrong they’ve been barely mentioning the $1.5 trillion tax cut on the campaign trail.





For two years, the GOP has driven our great country like a rental car. We’re about to get it back with beer cans in the back seat, ash trays full and the oil two quarts low, but it will be ours again and we will fix it! - Tea Pain

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FOUNDING FATHER: we must always have an electoral college and 2 senators per state
ME: ok but what if 40 million people live in california
FOUNDING FATHER (spits out tea prepared by a slave): there’s HOW many people in WHAT.
- Ben Rosen


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Trump Wants 10% Tax Cut For Middle Class. They'll Need It After Their Healthcare Skyrockets
U.S. President Donald Trump, speaking to reporters at the White House as he left on a campaign trip to Texas, said on Monday his administration planned to produce a resolution within two weeks calling for a 10 percent tax cut for middle-income people.



Trump: ‘The Only Way To Find Out What Happened At The Saudi Consulate Is To Send In More Journalists One At A Time’ - The Onion

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Personally, I’d trade 5,000 refugees from Central America for 5,000 alt-right white nationalists in a heartbeat.- George Takei






Hurricane Michael Uncovered Shipwrecks
Hurricane Michael hit Florida's northwestern coast with a strength unparalleled in the history of the region. This has meant devastation for many in the region. Hurricanes can often bring unexpected things with them, and Michael has dredged up a part of Floridian history: ships wrecked in 1899 have been unearthed by the storm.


If I could do it again, bacon would be a plant. - TheTweetOfGod



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These WW1 airplane listening devices became obsolete when the radar was invented.

Peace.

Friday, October 19, 2018

Slow Motion Mission Accomplished

Putin hails the fall of United States as a moral leader around the globe in annual speech
Russian President Vladimir Putin used his annual address to hail the end of the United States’ influence on the world.


Trump looks at Putin in the same adoring way Hannity looks at Trump. It's also the way this Pomeranian looks at me when I'm about to feed it. - John Fugelsang





The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

If Jamal Khashoggi really was tortured, murdered and dismembered, why didn't he come forward about it sooner? - Jeff Tiedrich



Trump Is Withholding Info On Khashoggi From The Senate
Senate Foreign Relations Chairman Bob Corker warned the Trump administration on Thursday that its information “clampdown” on the alleged killing of Saudi journalist Jamal Khashoggi can’t go on.







Bearded, Keffiyeh-Clad Jared Kushner Avoids Conflict Of Interest By Joining Saudi Royal Family - The Onion


Trump's reaction to the story about Khashoggi in the Saudi consulate reminds me of when we agreed to let Dahmer investigate whether or not Dahmer did it.- Conan O'Brien


The Honduran Caravan
Thousands of migrants are trekking in a caravan toward Mexico's southern border and are waiting to cross. CNN's Bill Weir reports on the situation in Tapachula, Mexico.





“I think we need to setup an American Ninja Warrior obstacle course at the border and whoever can make it, you can’t fake it, they get through. It’s fair and balanced.” - Fox Business host Lisa Kennedy Montgomery


Republican Shenanigans





The disturbing part of Trump’s jokes about Gianforte was the effect on the crowd. I saw one young man in the crowd making body slam gestures. He looked at me and ran his thumb across his throat. I talked to him after the rally was over. He couldn’t stop laughing. - Jim Acosta, CNN





The Bolton/Kelly Shouting Contest
The White House chief of staff and national security adviser shouted at each other over southern border crossings have a tense history.


OMG you guys John Bolton just like totally unfriended John Kelly and it’s totally awkward bc I’m like bff’s w/both of them. - John Fugelsang




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President Trump - with his tough guy rhetoric - reminds me of the guy in the bar who starts a fight and tells his friends to "hold me back" while he waits for them to clean up the mess he started. - Dan Rather





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Media treats the word “lie” like they think the FCC will shut them down if they use it. - Brian Schatz

Business/Tech News




'You Are All Inside Amazon’s Second Headquarters,’ Jeff Bezos Announces To Horrified Americans As Massive Dome Envelops Nation - The Onion


Charlie The Tuna Fined $100 Million
Authorities say StarKist has agreed to plead guilty to price fixing as part of a broad collusion investigation of the canned tuna industry.






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If it's there, man will climb it.
659 steps, Guatape, Colombia.

Peace.

Thursday, October 18, 2018

Khashoggi Assassination: Putin Throws In His 2 Cents

Putin says Washington bears a 'certain responsibility' for Khashoggi
Russian President Vladimir Putin on Thursday appeared to hold the United States partially accountable for the case of Washington Post journalist and Saudi critic Jamal Khashoggi, who vanished after entering the Saudi Consulate in Istanbul and is believed to have been killed.

Putin furious at Saudis for using his puppet without permission.- Andy Borowitz





The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Trump dispatches Sarah Huckabee Sanders to Saudi Arabia to provide lying advice. - Andy Borowitz




*Adjusts Tin Foil Hat*
A new internet hoax claims that the Mayo Clinic is intentionally misdiagnosing pregnant Trump supporters so it can force them to get abortions — and some of the president’s fans are actually falling for it.


Saudi crown prince Mohammed bin Salman reminds you that "Murder and Dismember the Journalist" is actually just a drinking game. -John Fugelsang



Republican Shenanigans

So if tRump wants to call Elizabeth Warren "Pocahontas" can we call him "Pokeapornstar"?- JoeinWV tweet







Poor Heidi Cruz Can't Afford A Second Home
Heidi Cruz, the wife of Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX), is upset that she still has to be her household’s primary breadwinner because her husband “only” makes $174,000 a year as a member of the United States Sen
ate.






I asked Pompeo if Jamal Khashoggi is dead? He heard me, made eye contact, but walked away. - Peter Alexander, NBC




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I’m so tired of code red drills. I’m tired of hiding in corners of my classrooms. I’m tired of hearing my friends cry while hiding because we know what it’s like for it not to be a drill. I’m tired of being scared to go to school in America. - Lauren Hogg




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We can't let the murder of one person stop us from selling $110 billion of weapons that will murder many persons. - John Fugelsang



Lara Trump Thinks The Kavanaugh Effect Inspires Women To Vote GOP
Lara Trump thinks more women are “inspired” to vote for Republicans in the upcoming midterm elections because of the “Kavanaugh effect.”
“After what I like to call the Kavanaugh effect ... the number of women that I think are more inspired on the Republican end now to get out and vote is really astonishing,”...







The administration's deadline to reunite families it separated at the border passed 12 weeks ago today. What is their plan to rectify this great wrong, and to do it immediately? -Hillary Clinton tweet

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Trump is so determined to find out what happened to Jamal Khashoggi that he's going to send the FBI to do a thorough, 3-day investigation where they can't talk to anybody from Saudi Arabia or Turkey. -John Fugelsang





Imagine if you will.. You put money in a piggy bank for the majority of your life and one day the government broke into your house and stole it and left a note saying “ we are taking this to pay for our mistakes”. That’s what republicans want to do with Medicare and SS. -irishygirl


Will Mark Zuckerberg Be Pushed Out As Facebook CEO?
Four major U.S. public funds that hold shares in Facebook Inc on Wednesday proposed removing Chief Executive Officer Mark Zuckerberg as chairman following several high-profile scandals and said they hoped to gain backing from larger asset managers.







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Waiter, please leave my Chardonnay on the deck.

Peace.