Thursday, October 11, 2018

How's Melania's anti-bullying campaign going?

Melania Trump: 'I'm the most bullied person on the world'
First lady Melania Trump said in an interview that aired Thursday that she is the most bullied person in the world, which has ...


Melania Says When She Claimed She Was Most Bullied Person in World She Totally Forgot About Jeff Sessions - Andy Borowitz




The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump



My favorite part of the Bible is where Jesus gives money to the rich, tells the poor to suck it up and asks for Caesar's birth certificate. - Rex Huppke





Kavanaugh Under Judicial Investigation
Chief Justice John Roberts on Wednesday referred ethics complaints about the Supreme Court’s newest associate justice, Brett Kavanaugh, to the 10th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals in Colorado.
The complaints, related to comments Kavanaugh made during his contentious confirmation hearings last month, were originally filed with the D.C. Circuit Court of Appeals, where Kavanaugh served as a federal judge before his confirmation on Saturday. Roberts made the request in a letter to Chief Judge Timothy Tymkovich of the 10th Circuit, which also covers Kansas, New Mexico, Oklahoma, Utah and Wyoming.


Kavanaugh Issues Ruling On Miller v Bud Light - Andy Borowitz




Anyone know what time left-wing-mob training is today? - Rex Huppke

Republican Shenanigans



As usual, President Obama had it right: Kanye is a jackass. - Denizcan Grimes





My God, These Trumpsters Will Believe Anything
A subset of Trump supporters now believe that John F. Kennedy Jr., who died in a plane crash in 1999, is still alive and secretly attending Trump rallies.


The Kanye West monologue in the White house was like a car accident hit a train wreck and then they both slammed into a fireworks factory. - Dean Obeidallah




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Child Imprisoned at Border Grateful Not to Be Bullied Like Melania Trump - Andy Borowitz

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Kanye West says he thinks of Trump as a father. Guess who doesn’t think of Kanye as a son? - Chelsea Handler



Trump's Ex-lawyer Turns Democrat. Is He Allowed To Vote?
Donald Trump’s former “fixer” and attorney Michael Cohen has registered with the Democratic Party in his latest rebuke of the president.





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Business/Tech News

"I'm going to make the stock market crash in ways Obama never could,"Trump bragged. - Andy Borowitz





Facebook Attempts To Purge Garbage. Yawn.
Facebook says it is removing 559 pages and 251 accounts that “have consistently broken ... rules against spam and coordinated inauthentic behavior.”


We get it, Kanye - you love giant asses. - John Fugelsang



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Wednesday, October 10, 2018

Trump will attend rally while Hurricane Michael ravages the Gulf Coast

Trump attending campaign rally despite hurricane
President Trump is going ahead with a campaign rally planned for Wednesday night in Erie, Pa., even as Hurricane Michael pounded Florida's Gulf coast.

Hillary Clinton: "You cannot be civil with a political party that wants to destroy what you stand for" 




The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

First they came for the white men and I did not speak out— because no one is coming for the white men, you paranoid, delusional, self-pitying dimwits. - Jeff Tiedrich




Computer Whiz Caught By Mueller
Richard Pinedo, a California computer whiz caught by the special counsel's office selling fake online identities to Russians, was sentenced to six months in prison and six months probation Wednesday by a federal judge in Washington.
Pinedo is one of the more unusual and relatively unknown defendants caught in special counsel Robert Mueller's court actions so far.



Republican Shenanigans





Trump's EPA is loosening radiation regulations, so at least maybe we'll get some Mutant Powers out of this administration. - Stephen Colbert




Melania "I Don't Care" Trump Wants Hard Evidence From Sexual Accusers. Hard, Melania?
Melania Trump is calling on sexual misconduct accusers to produce “hard evidence” to back up their claims...“I do stand with women. But we need to show the evidence,” Trump said. “You cannot just say to somebody, I was sexually assaulted, or you did that to me, because sometimes the media goes too far. And the way they portray some stories, it’s not correct. It’s not right.”






A lot of people thought Hope Hicks, Trump’s former aide, might go back to work at the White House, but she’s gone to work for Fox News. Which is the same thing, so I guess they called it. - Bette Midler





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Looking forward to Trump blaming today’s stock market plunge on Obama. - Roland Scahill

Rock The Voter News






Online Registration In Floriduh
As a hurricane threatened Florida, Gov. Rick Scott balked at extending Tuesday’s voter registration deadline for a week as Democrats want, in part because the state has an online system to sign up new voters.
But thousands of Floridians have told some elections supervisors in recent days that the system isn’t working — despite claims from the state that the problems had been fixed and that the effort has been “immensely successful.”


When Republicans raise the specter of “mob rule” what they are actually talking about is voting. - Andy Borowitz

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Business/Tech News

ExxonMobil CEO Depressed After Realizing Earth Could End Before They Finish Extracting All The Oil - The Onion






FYI: There Are Several Florida Prisons In The Path Of Hurricane Michael
Hurricane Michael Has Made Landfall Near Mexico Beach, Florida; Life-Threatening Storm Surge, Catastrophic Winds Continue



‘Can Anyone Hear Me?’ Shout Terrified Climate Scientists Frantically Waving Arms As Passerbys Walk Straight Through Them - The Onion





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A football field in Norway. Parking must be at a premium.

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Tuesday, October 9, 2018

Nikki Haley quits as UN Ambassador and takes the air of the Trump/Kavanaugh ballon.

Trump says Ivanka would be 'dynamite' as U.N. ambassador but says it would be called nepotism
 Outgoing U.N. Ambassador Nikki Haley lavished praise on Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump.


Nikki Haley said Jared Kushner is Trump’s “hidden genius.” So I guess that means Mike Pence isn’t the only person in the White House keeping something hidden. - Chelsea Handler





The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Given everything we know about the Trump campaign, *if* someone had contacted them with a concrete plan to illegally cheat during the election, do we think they would have said no? - Chris Hayes




Meanwhile Democrats Are Trying To Save People From Trump's Junk Insurance
Senate Democrats are planning to force a vote this week on a resolution that would overturn the Trump administration’s expansion of short-term health insurance plans.
Critics call them “junk” plans, since they’re not required to comply with all the regulations of the 2010 health care law.


Remember Nikki Haley has enabled a man who mocked a sexual assault victim, who referred to white supremacists as "very fine people," who praised a murderous dictator, and who colluded with Putin's coverup of the Russian attack on the United States. She owns all that. - David Corn





Republican Shenanigans

Sure sex is great but have you tried voting out Republicans? - OhNoSheTwint

Keggers Kavanaugh Kicks Off The Season
Justice Brett Kavanaugh’s first vote as a member of the Supreme Court could come as soon as Tuesday or Wednesday on a Trump administration request testing how much power courts should wield over top executive branch officials.





Brett Kavanaugh celebrated his confirmation last night at a party at the home of Facebook’s top lobbyist. 
Google is one of the Federalist Society’s largest donors.
Next time conservatives claim tech companies are biased against them, please laugh in their faces. - Ari Rabin-Havt tweet





Good Karma Visits Dr. Christine Blasey Ford
Christine Blasey Ford, the college professor who accused Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh of sexual assault while they were in high school, has been nominated for a Distinguished Alumna award at her alma mater.



How hammered did Blackout Brett get last night? Asking for 65 million friends. - Jeff Tiedrich



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Rock The Voter News

Trump Brings Cruelty To Another Level
The Trump administration is planning hours-long downtimes for maintenance on healthcare.gov during the coming ObamaCare sign-up period.




I’m in Atlanta and I gotta get used to the kindness. A lady was talking to me for a minute before I caught on. I went, I’m sorry I thought you were talking to yourself. She goes, why’d you think that? I go, cause in NYC you see more people talking to themselves instead of each other - Cyrus McQueen tweet

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Business/Tech News

Look, man, people on welfare are "abusing the system" but Mr. Trump merely "took advantage of all available loopholes." - John Fugelsang






My My My. Nikki Haley Is In Deep Deep Deep Debt. First Kavanaugh, Now Nikki.
Outgoing United Nations ambassador Nikki Haley had hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt by the time she announced her surprise resignation Tuesday.


It’s weird that both the Earth and I have about 30 years left. - Conan O'Brien




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