Monday, May 7, 2018

Another Trump Monday

Trump suggests legal action coming against Mueller's team
President Donald Trump suggested Monday that "angry Democrats" on special counsel Robert Mueller's team could face legal action over alleged "conflicts of interest."
"The 13 Angry Democrats in charge of the Russian Witch Hunt are starting to find out that there is a Court System in place that actually protects people from injustice...and just wait 'till the Courts get to see your unrevealed Conflicts of Interest!" Trump said.


It's very considerate of Trump not to inform his staff of what he is doing, that way they're not accessories to his crimes.




The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Welcome to America, where the people claiming minorities shouldn't have special rights are the people defending the Electoral College getting to pick the president. - John Fugelsang





Jeezus, Trump Hired Israeli Spies
Aides to Donald Trump, the US president, hired an Israeli private intelligence agency to orchestrate a “dirty ops” campaign against key individuals from the Obama administration who helped negotiate the Iran nuclear deal, the Observer can reveal.


"Power always thinks it has a great soul and vast views beyond the comprehension of the weak; and that it is doing God's service when it is violating all his laws." - John Adams



I Wouldn't Want Him At My Funeral Either
Senator John McCain, 81 and battling brain cancer, has made clear he does not want President Donald Trump to attend his funeral, US media reported Saturday.





Republican Shenanigans

Michael Cohen Issues $130,000 Payment to Silence Giuliani - Andy Borowitz






Will There Be A First Female CIA Director?
President Donald Trump on Monday defended his nominee to lead the Central Intelligence Agency as she faces stiff opposition over her past role in the torture of Al-Qaeda detainees





Rudy Giuliani is part of a plot to make Trump seem less senile.- Andy Borowitz





South Carolina Senator Suffers From Shapeshifting
Lindsey Graham paid a visit to the Columbia Rotary Club to discuss, among other things, President Donald Trump, and he reportedly fluctuated wildly in his depiction of the president... “If you don’t think Trump’s crazy, then you’re crazy.”... But Graham also ostensibly sung Trump’s praises in the speech, calling him “a genius.” 



White House insiders say that President Trump feels comfortable with Rudy Giuliani because they’re from the same generation. Giuliani said, "We share common values like hard work, patriotism, and ditching your first two wives."- Conan O'Brien





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I really don’t care what Stormy Daniels does for a living. All these “and then America was saved by a porn star” memes are cute and all. But more fitting would be “and then America was saved by a woman who refused to be silenced by powerful men trying to intimidate her.” - Allison Floyd


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Pence asks Jesus to rapture him up before Mueller can indict him.  - Andy Borowitz



What Fresh Hell Is This?
The University of Florida apologized after students complained about an usher who aggressively dragged several graduates — many of whom were black — off the stage during their commencement ceremony on Saturday.







Rudy Giuliani also said last night that the list of questions special counsel Robert Mueller wants to ask President Trump are designed to trap him in some way. Though you don't have to work that hard to catch Trump in a lie. You really only need a DVR. - Seth Myers





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Oliver North illegally sold weapons to Iran after they'd killed our Marines in Beirut and will now be in charge of selling AR-15s after massacres. - John Fugelsang


Business/Tech News





Rudy Giuliani said if special counsel Robert Mueller's team goes after Ivanka Trump, the whole country will turn on Mueller. “Yeah, can we just drop the Ivanka stuff?” said Nordstrom.- Seth Myers



As California Goes, The Rest Of America Generally Follows
For seven years, a handful of homebuilders offered solar as an optional item to buyers willing to pay extra to go green.
Now, California is on the verge of making solar standard on virtually every new home built in the Golden State.
The California Energy Commission is scheduled to vote Wednesday, May 9, on new energy standards mandating most new homes have solar panels starting in 2020.






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Odd News


Time To Deflate Photo


You have to take a cable car then take a 20 minute walk to reach this Swiss restaurant in Aescher, Berggasthaus. I guess taking an UBER is not an option due to lack of parking.

Peace.


Friday, May 4, 2018

I'll be back online on Monday

Deep apologies for any humor inconvenience.

Today a friend came by and offered to do some household repairs for me, so I gladly accepted the offer! She put an all natural insecticide around my house, destroyed leaf cutter ant hills I had been battling and picked cashews from my tree. She also repaired my front gate. Plus a bunch of little stuff I either couldn't reach or couldn't do. Ah, youth, I miss ye.

I love doing home repairs. It's one of my hobbies. But, alas, age limits me.


Listening to all the right wing pundits who think Robert Mueller, Special Counsel, is overreaching in his investigation, I thought, why should Mueller ignore a crime he finds?

Kent Starr, who was investigating Bill Clinton started out investigating a real estate deal and ended up with a blue dress. Well, let's go back and unimpeach Bill Clinton!







OK, I'll get off my preachy bandwagon.




FYI. Here is a photo of a cashew and its fruit --- which by the way is as delicious as it is pretty.


Thank you for stopping by.

Peace.

Thursday, May 3, 2018

Why of course Mueller tapped Trump's lawyer's phones. Anyone surprised?

Feds Reportedly Wiretapped Trump Lawyer Michael Cohen’s Phones Weeks Before FBI Raid
Federal investigators wiretapped the phone lines of President Donald Trump’s personal lawyer Michael Cohen, NBC News reported on Thursday.
Investigators obtained a court-ordered warrant to wiretap Cohen’s phones “several weeks before” FBI agents raided the lawyer’s home and office in New York and seized documents related to his work for Trump and dealings with porn star Stormy Daniels.


LOL LOL LOL LOL You know Slappy Two Scoops is on tape.


It's true, Trump could shoot a man on Fifth Ave and then then launder Russian mob money and then cheat on his wife and then collude with Russia and then pay hush money and and then steal medical records and lie about all of that and then go golfing and not lose a single supporter. - Jeff Tiedrich



The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump


Dear God- pls make this administration go away. #NationalDayOfPrayer - Chelsea Handler



Giuliani's Debut Was Not Helpful To Trump
Rudy Giuliani's cable rollout as a member of President Donald Trump's legal team, and the torrent of statements he made Wednesday night, caught many in the White House off guard and flat-footed, highlighting the continued chaotic nature of the President's communications strategy.








Whatever happens @foxandfriends, please do not stop helping our case week in and week out by having Mr. Trump and Mr. Giuliani appear and make damaging statements. You are truly THE BEST; where can we send the gift basket? - Michael Avenatti, Stormy Daniels' Attorney



Revenge Shall Be Mine?
The View” host Joy Behar thinks Rudy Giuliani purposefully blew up President Donald Trump’s legal defense in a petty revenge plot...“Giuliani loves to be the center of attention,” she added. “When Bill Bratton was on the cover of Time magazine because he cleaned up crime in the city, he was fired very shortly thereafter. That’s Giuliani — I’m giving you a tip, Trump.”


Republican Shenanigans


Rudy Giuliani married his cousin. Trump wants to date his daughter. Pence calls his wife “Mother”. This is the sh*ttiest episode of Game of Thrones I’ve ever seen.- OhNoSheTwint







Trump Reminds Us Of "Merry Christmas" In May
President Trump on Thursday claimed Americans are saying religious phrases like “Merry Christmas” more often than under his predecessor, former President Obama, reviving a central theme of his 2016 campaign.










For today's press briefing, Sarah Huckabee Sanders gets 3 options:  resign, tell the truth, or prove Michelle Wolf was right.   
Just in time for #WorldPressFreedomDay- John Fugelsang





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Rudy Giuliani on  Hannity pretty much shows why this President goes through lawyers like The View goes through young cast members. - John Fugelsang




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Remember when Bill Clinton was IMPEACHED because he lied about a consensual bj? - Mikel Jollett



Why Has Dershowitz Tarnished His Career For Trump?
Harvard University professor Alan Dershowitz, known for having President Trump’s ear, reacted to news that President Trump’s personal attorney’s phones were wiretapped with a dystopian take.
“Well I think we are moving closer and closer to the surveillance state ...






Looks like Sarah suckabee Sanders wore her Smokey Eyes today. Good for you girl. You wear those lies. - irishygirl tweet


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Business/Tech News

Why did Trump, who claims to be worth 10 BILLION DOLLARS, need to repay a $130,000 loan, as Rudy says, "over a period of several months"? -Judd Legum






A Wonderful Ending To A Horrible Story
Two black men arrested for sitting at a Philadelphia Starbucks without ordering anything settled with the city Wednesday for a symbolic $1 each and a promise from officials to set up a $200,000 program for young entrepreneurs.




Kanye West: ‘I Would’ve Ridden Away From A Slave Plantation On A Motorcycle First Chance I Got’ - The Onion




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Odd News


Time To Deflate Photo

The frozen surface of one of Jupiter's moons, Europa. They can't fool me, that's a highway system!

Peace.