Thursday, March 15, 2018

Mueller subpoenas Trump Organization

Mueller subpoenas Trump Organization: report
Special counsel Robert Mueller has subpoenaed the Trump Organization as part of the investigation into whether the Trump campaign colluded with Russia to win the 2016 election...


Well, that's the end of "I'm not under investigation."
Even if he's the last one to admit it. - Amy Siskind



Trump boasted to donors about making up facts during talks with Trudeau: report
...Trump told those at the dinner that he insisted that the U.S. had a trade deficit with Canada, but did not know if that was the case, according to leaked audio of the speech...“Trudeau came to see me. He’s a good guy. Justin. He said ‘No, no, we have no trade deficit with you, we have none. Donald, please,’” Trump said. “Nice guy, good looking guy, comes in – ‘Donald we have no trade deficit.’”





The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Well, congratulations to everyone who had Rex Tillerson in their office pool. President Trump has fired Rex Tillerson, his secretary of state, which I think means the only remaining White House staffers are Mike Pence and a Roomba.- Seth Myers





“60 Minutes” just interviewed Betsy DeVos and they’re about to interview Stormy Daniels. That’s right, two women equally qualified to be education secretary.- Conan O'Brien


Wait. What? Trump Puts Sanctions On Russia.
The Trump administration announced Thursday it is enacting new sanctions on Russia, including individuals indicted last month by special counsel Robert Mueller, in a sweeping new effort to punish Moscow for its attempts to interfere in the 2016 US election.
The measures come a month-and-a-half after the administration missed a congressionally mandated deadline to impose the new sanctions, which led to questions over President Donald Trump's willingness to punish Moscow for its cyber intrusion.





Republican Shenanigans

Under President Trump, abstinence-only education is making a comeback. Or as Trump told teenagers, “Do as I say, not as I paid someone $130,000 to shut up about my doing.”- Conan O'Brien




What Fresh Hell Tennessee?
A Tennessee state House committee on Wednesday refused to vote on a resolution to denounce neo-Nazism, white nationalism and the alt-right as terrorist organizations.


It's 2018. Germany has a zero tolerance policy for Nazis and the US won’t even classify them as terrorists. The republigorgons have dragged us into the Upside Down. - OhNoSheTwint





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President Trump announced on Twitter that he fired Secretary of State Rex Tillerson. People said, “Can you believe that he was so disrespectful to a secretary of state?” Then Hillary Clinton said, “Yes, actually, I can.”- Jimmy Fallon





Senators, I must respectfully ask,
If the 17 brave eagles at my school who lost their lives to a gunman wielding an assault rifle were a dog on an airplane, would you finally talk about guns? - Cameron Kasky


I Wonder What Barron Trump Thinks About Yesterday's School Walkout
The Maryland private school that President Trump’s son Barron attends joined other schools on Wednesday to push the president for "robust" measures to stem gun violence.






The Trump White House is proof that America's become a mob restaurant & it's being burned down for the insurance $. -John Fugelsang


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Business/Tech News

Dear World:

We would like to apologize for our extremely dumb American president. Yes, he did say “space force.” No, he doesn’t know what he’s talking about. Please know that we are working to address this problem.

Your patience is appreciated.

- Most of America

- Rex Huppke






Toys weRe Us
Toys R Us, the toy superstore chain that became a dream factory for kids nationwide, said in a U.S Bankruptcy Court filing early Thursday that it must liquidate, a move that will likely lead to the closure of all its stores and sale of remaining merchandise.






53 years ago today LBJ introduced Voting Rights Act before joint session of Congress & said, "It is wrong — deadly wrong — to deny any of your fellow Americans the right to vote." It was known as "We Shall Overcome" speech, one of greatest ever by US president. - Ari Berman




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Andre the Giant's hand holding a can of Canada's Molson beer.

Peace.


Wednesday, March 14, 2018

America's children are literally begging for their lives

Northwestern University students on lockdown amid reports of shots fired — hours after gun violence walkout
Students and staff at Northwestern University in Illinois were told to take shelter amid reports of an active shooter on campus Wednesday — the same day thousands of students across the country walked out of their classrooms to protest gun violence.


Rock it, kids, and don't stop.- Stephen King





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The Trump administration is about to unveil its Middle East peace plan. It involves giving everyone guns. - Conan O'Brien









Trump Wants A Space Force! Remember Reagan's Star Wars When He Blew 200 Billion?
President Donald Trump on Tuesday said his new national security strategy recognizes that space is a theater of war, and he floated the idea of creating a Space Force, a branch of the military that would operate outside of earth's atmosphere.






I resigned as Chief Prosecutor at #Guantanamo after I was directed to use evidence derived partly thru Haspel’s torture program.  Rather than being held accountable, those like Bybee, Bradbury & Haspel who OK’d torture moved up.  Those who spoke out against torture did not. - Col. Morris Davis





God damn millennials thinking they’re entitled to not being shot to death at school. - OhNoSheTwint


Student Threatens To Shoot Fellow Students
Many students at one California school district were unable to take part Wednesday in a nationwide protest against gun violence after one of them threatened to shoot classmates.






Marchers across the country today are advancing the highly controversial idea that Americans have the right not to be shot. #NationalStudentWalkout - Andy Borowitz






14 desks and 3 podiums stand empty at Cooper City High School in remembrance of the 17 dead at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School.


Republican Shenanigans

Just holding out for the inevitable moment when the only person Trump has left to fire is himself. - Stephen Colbert



Good. Parents Of Seth Rich Suing Fox Noise
The parents of a Democratic National Committee employee Seth Rich who was killed in July 2016 have filed a federal lawsuit alleging Fox News exploited the slaying as a "political football."
Joel and Mary Rich claim Fox News, a reporter and a guest commentator used "lies, misrepresentations and half-truths" in a May 16, 2017, article that claimed their son had leaked DNC emails to WikiLeaks during the presidential campaign.






The owner of a Greek soccer team this weekend stormed onto the field during a match waving a handgun. So long story short, soccer is now the official sport of the NRA. - Seth Myers




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Busy Schedule Forces Vladimir Putin To Move Up Election Win A Couple Days Early - The Onion

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RIP Stephen Hawking



"If there’s one last thing I have on my bucket list, it’s that Donald Trump finds out he’s being sh*tcanned on Twitter," Tillerson said. - Andy Borowitz





The President & The Porn Star's Court Date Set
Porn star Stormy Daniels will go to court on July 12 in a bid to dissolve an agreement stopping her discussing an affair she says she had with President Donald Trump, according to court papers published Wednesday.






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If Trump hadn't been born rich & inherited millions he'd be some creepy strip-club-dwelling 71-yr old selling above-ground pools in Queens. - John Fugelsang






Facebook Bans Hate Group In UK. Hey, What About The USA? 
Facebook announced on Wednesday it has banned far right political group Britain First for inciting hate against minority groups, four months after it was deregistered as a political party in the United Kingdom.



Stephen Hawking was born January 8, 1942, on the 300th anniversary of Galileo's death. He died today, March 14th, on the anniversary of Einstein's birth.  Time is circular - no beginning, no end. - Warren Leight




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Baby bird being saved by loving parents.

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Tuesday, March 13, 2018

GOP House Says NO COLLUSION! So There!

House Republicans say investigation found no evidence of Russia-Trump collusion
House Republicans investigating foreign interference in the 2016 election say they have found no evidence that Russians colluded with any members of the Trump campaign and dispute a key finding from the intelligence community that Russia had developed a preference for the Republican nominee during the election.


Imagine if someone robbed your house so you called the police
The police showed up and saw your stuff gone and arrested 19 people for robbing your house
Then the House Intelligence Committee showed up & Devin Nunes told you that your house was never robbed,
This is like that...
- ManInTheHoody tweet





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Devin Nunes would have helped Nixon erase the tapes. - Jeff Tiedrich




CNN Analyst Angrily Resorts To Bathroom Analogy
CNN’s Phil Mudd on Monday had a remarkable reaction to the conclusion by Republicans members on the House Intelligence Committee that Russia did not interfere in the 2016 presidential election to help Donald Trump, telling Wolf Blitzer if the report was “written on toilet paper, I wouldn’t stoop to wipe my ass with it.”


Vladimir Putin could stand in the middle of 5th Avenue and shoot somebody and he wouldn't lose Donald Trump's vote. - Preet Bharara





Republican Shenanigans

Yesterday. Tillerson responds forcefully to Russian nerve agent attack in UK. Today. Tillerson fired.- Anthony Bourdain






My only wish for the impeachment is that when Trump is removed from office he's notified via Twitter. - Andy Borowitz






ICE Spokesman Quits Because Of Lies From Trump And Sessions 
Immigration and Customs Enforcement spokesman James Schwab on Monday resigned from his role with the San Francisco division, citing the “burden” of spreading falsehoods from Donald Trump and Attorney General Jeff Sessions.
As CNN reports, Schwab accused Sessions and Acting Director Tom Homan of deliberately spreading misleading information after ICE slammed Oakland Mayor Libby Schaaf’s decision to warn the public about upcoming ICE raids.







Devin Nunes & the GOP House Intelligence Committee remind you that 
1)  The CIA, the FBI, National Security Agency and the Office of the Director of National Intelligence are all totally lying and/or wrong about Russia, and
2) Mr. Trump never asked us to say that. - John Fugelsang





I’d pay $10,000 to have Betsy DeVos try to cover a textbook with an old paper grocery bag on live TV. - Chip Chantry tweet


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So now the House Intelligence Committee has free time to open a 15th Benghazi investigation so we can really get to the bottom of this thing where Hillary sold uranium to ISIS in order to finance the child sex ring run out of the basement of a pizza parlor that has no basement. - Jeff Tiedrich




Papadopoulos ponders witness protection
program
No Collusion! No Collusion Except That Former Aide Points Finger Directly At Trump's Collusion
George Papadopoulos, a former foreign policy adviser to the Trump campaign and potentially a key witness in special counsel Robert Mueller’s Russia probe, told federal investigators that before the election, Donald Trump personally encouraged him to pursue a summit with Russian President Vladimir Putin...



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Source just texted me: "Imagine running Exxon-Mobil for decades and being a titan of the world and then being fired by Donald Trump on Twitter."-Josh Dawsey, CNN


Business/Tech News

Trump has now fired more people as President than he did as host of the apprentice.- Mike Deitsch





Trump Fires Tillerson And His Under Secretary Of State. Trump Must Be Really Pissed.
The White House has reportedly fired an aide at the State Department who contradicted the White House account of President Trump's firing of Secretary of State Rex Tillerson.








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A fireman's bicycle in 1905.
Hose, check.
Siren, check.
Crowbar, check.
Fancy helmet, check!

Peace.