Tuesday, January 9, 2018

Senator Feinstein releases testimony of Fusion


Feinstein posts testimony of Fusion GPS co-founder
Sen. Dianne Feinstein (D-Calif.) has posted the entire transcript of closed-door testimony that Fusion GPS co-founder Glenn Simpson made to the Senate Judiciary Committee.


Note to men: Women really have had enough of your nonsense. -Mrs. Betty Bowers




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Trump: I just start kissing them. And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab ’em by the pussy.
Mueller: I understand, Mr. President--but my question was about your knowledge of Russian collusion during the election. - Erik Bransten





Will The Olympics Bring Peace?
North and South Korea will hold "military talks" in order "to relieve military tensions," the two countries said in a joint statement today after nearly 12 hours of highly anticipated negotiations on their border.
North Korea will also send athletes and a high-level delegation to the Winter Olympics next month in Pyeongchang, South Korea, they said.





Donald Trump: “Even the great Ronald Reagan didn’t get Alzheimer’s until 5 years after his presidency. I got Alzheimer’s my FIRST YEAR! That makes me a #stablegenius.” - Tea Party Cat






Republican Shenanigans

TRUMP: “Those ingrate NFL players need to stop disrespecting the... *looks at notes scribbled on hand*... ‘Star Strangled Boner.’” - Jess Dweck





I'd like to congratulate Steve Bannon on completing his transition to Groveling Human Pustule. -John Fugelsang


Trump's Money Changer
Donald Trump’s spiritual adviser has suggested that people send her money in order to transform their lives, or face divine consequences.
Paula White, who heads up the president’s evangelical advisory committee, suggested making a donation to her ministries to honor the religious principle of “first fruit,” which she said is the idea that all firsts belong to God, including the first harvest and, apparently, the first month of your salary.








2015: "I've never declared bankruptcy"
2016: "I won the popular vote" 
2017: "There was no collusion" 
2018: "I'm a very stable genius" 
2019: "I wasn't impeached"
2020: "I'm not in prison"
- Jeff Tiedrich




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Will A Flu Shot Help?
Medical experts in the United States are worried that this year's flu season could be a nasty one that may be lethal. That's because this year's main flu strain, the influenza A virus, known as H3N2, is worse than the swine flu in 2009. To put it in perspective, back when the swine flu was making headlines it infected just 51,000 people in Australia. This year's H3N2 sickened over 215,000 and the illness has hit our shores.




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I Can't Stand Scarborough. He's Always Looking For An Opportunity To Ruffle Feathers To Draw Attention.
MSNBC's Joe Scarborough on Tuesday said "Barack Obama wasn't ready, in my opinion, to be president" and stated Obama was just "a glorified state senator" during a discussion on "Morning Joe."




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Subject: It's OK when Republicans Do It

Back in the days when we could actually have spirited arguments with our token Republican friends, during the relentless hunting of the Clintons and Obama Derangement Syndrome, I used to say, "Turn it around.  If Al Gore shot someone in the face, if Democrats outed a CIA agent, ruined her career, and possibly got people killed, which we will ever know, if the Carters or the Clintons, or the Obamas paraded a pregnant,  unmarried seventeen year old girl across the national stage, Republicans would be screaming with their hair on fire!  When Republicans do these things, it's OK.  It was OK for Newt Gingrich, serial marrier and serial philanderer, to come down harshly on Bill Clinton.  They all seem to be irony- impaired and obliviously immune to hypocrisy.
Dee

Thank you for writing. The GOP is proudly the party of personal destruction!

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Business/Tech News

One of the things that inspires me most about Oprah is that I believe she’s reasonable enough to consider the possibility that being a billionaire TV star doesn’t necessarily qualify you to have the launch codes. Then again, if we did go toe to toe with North Korea, I bet she could calm Kim Jong-un down just by helping him lose weight. - Stephen Colbert






Idiot White Conservative Sues Google
James Damore, the former Google engineer who was fired after he wrote a memo sharply criticizing diversity efforts at the company, has filed a class-action lawsuit against his former employer alleging that the tech giant discriminates against conservative white men.






La Croix taste like if you were drinking carbonated water and someone screamed out loud the name of a specific fruit in the other room. - Daniel Tran





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Carved Mexican Fire Opal skull. I'd prefer an opal ring.

Peace.

Monday, January 8, 2018

Trump says he is a stable genius

'A Very Stable Genius': Trump Responds To Renewed Criticism Of His Mental State
President Trump insisted Saturday that he is "a very stable genius," following the recent publication of a book that raises questions about his mental state and fitness for office.

Remember when we thought Dan Quayle wasn’t qualified to be vice president because he misspelled potato? - Amy Siskind




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America still has military bases in El Salvador - for our drug war.

When I performed for our troops there they told me it was considered too dangerous to wear their uniforms when off-base. 


That's where DT is sending 200k Salvadorans who've been paying the US taxes for 17 yrs. - John Fugelsang




Mueller To Interview Trump?
Anticipating that Special Counsel Robert Mueller will ask to interview President Donald Trump, the president’s legal team is discussing a range of potential options for the format, including written responses to questions in lieu of a formal sit-down, according to three people familiar with the matter.










We have had Presidents with mental problems before, but they all went to great lengths to hide them. Trump is the first President to lead with them, because his instability and stupidity are precisely what his base likes about him. - Andy Borowitz


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If we don't vote the GOP scoundrels outta office in 2018, by this time next year, "The Handmaid's Tale" will be considered a "documentary." - Tea Pain






White House Aide Refused To Leave CNN Set
After his interview with CNN’s Jake Tapper was cut short on Sunday, White House aide Stephen Miller refused to leave the set and had to be escorted out, according to Business Insider.




Jake Tapper Unharmed After Explosion of Stephen Miller’s Head. - Andy Borowitz




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Still waiting for Donald Trump to be downgraded to a tropical sh*t storm. - Conan O'Brien





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Since no one remembers anything anymore: Oprah’s campaign appearances for Obama drew the biggest crowds of the primary campaign - Jacqueline Alemany, CBS






Hillary Had A Fire At Her Home Last Week. Today Trump Tower Had A Fire. What Are The Odds?
A small fire broke out on the roof of Trump Tower on Monday morning, injuring three people officials said.
Smoke was seen billowing off the top of the Manhattan skyscraper, carrying for several blocks.




Obviously, the media learned the lesson of 2016 and won't give disporportionate attention to a celebrity candidate who has never....OH MY GOD, IT'S OPRAH. -Matthew Miller






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Trump doesn’t start work til 11AM & takes “executive time” breaks all day. Thank god he’s lazy & not devoted to f*cking things up full-time. - Bette Midler




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Trump Demands Investigation of Oprah's Ties to Russia.- Andy Borowitz






Supreme Declines Case From Coal Company
The Supreme Court Monday declined to hear a coal mining company’s appeal arguing that the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) must regularly report on the impact to coal jobs from its regulations.
Murray Energy Corp.’s case was one of dozens the court declined to hear without any explanation.



I've got a Muslim cousin, a Jewish sister-in-law, an atheist brother and an ex-nun mother. I don't get to hate on anybody. - John Fugelsang



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I love this photo of Claude Monet in his garden at Giverny in the summer of 1905. No wonder he painted such beautiful water lilies.

Peace.


Friday, January 5, 2018

Keep your friends close and your enemies closer

Trump's mental health and why people are discussing it
It's a discussion that Donald Trump's opponents have had before - is the president mentally fit for office?
And it's filling Twitter and the news sites again, reignited by the release of a new book by a New York journalist.


Trump & Bannon have turned on each other BIGLY.  It’s impossible to pick a side. It’s as if Cancer & Ebola got into a fight. - Bette Midler





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Does it trouble anybody else that the biggest story right now is whether or not the President of the United States is sane? - Michael Ian Black


China Is Attracting High End Immigrants 
SINGAPORE: Nobel prize winners, entrepreneurs and other “high-end” foreign talent will now find it easier to live and work in China with the introduction of a free, fast-track visa, state news agency Xinhua reported on Thursday (Jan 5).






The Fire and Fury audiobook should be narrated by Obama, Hillary, and Jemele Hill.- OhNoSheTwint


Republican Shenanigans

Today’s use of criminal prosecution to harass opponents and silence critics should remind: the crisis is not one unstable president; it is the system of power that enables him. - David Frum



Tillerson Thinks Trump Is Perfectly Sane
Secretary of State Rex Tillerson has told CNN that he has never questioned President Donald Trump’s mental fitness, contradicting a book excerpt published this week in which Tillerson is reported to have described Trump as a “moron.”






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Imagine if Republicans cared as much about prosecuting sexual predators as they care about prosecuting Hillary.


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*netflix logo*

LETTERMAN: dude

OBAMA: bruh

LETTERMAN: the fuck

OBAMA: man, listen

LETTERMAN: i know right

OBAMA: i tried to tell ‘em

- Eric Haywood






I agree, this Clinton Foundation scandal where Hillary sold fetus parts to ISIS in Benghazi in order to finance the child sex ring run out of the basement of a pizza parlor that has no basement really needs to be looked into for the fifteen hundredth time. - Jeff Tiedrich


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Trump taking credit for the stock market is like a new gardener taking credit for a mature tree. - Richard Hine


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Now that the Mercers are pulling back their money, Steve Bannon needs to make it on his own, preferably by writing his own book with an advance copy going to Robert Mueller. - Richard W. Painter



Mueller Is Going To Be Very Busy This Weekend
President Donald Trump’s legal team has handed over to Special Counsel Robert Mueller business documents that include details about Trump’s effort to build a hotel in Moscow, his campaign’s communications with WikiLeaks and Trump Tower meeting when some of his senior campaign staffers sought to get dirt on Hillary Clinton from a Russian lawyer.




Study: 90% Of Bike Accidents Preventable By Buying Car Like A Normal Person - The Onion





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This is a Bee Hummingbird that's only found in Cuba.

Best wishes for a peaceful weekend.