Monday, January 8, 2018

Trump says he is a stable genius

'A Very Stable Genius': Trump Responds To Renewed Criticism Of His Mental State
President Trump insisted Saturday that he is "a very stable genius," following the recent publication of a book that raises questions about his mental state and fitness for office.

Remember when we thought Dan Quayle wasn’t qualified to be vice president because he misspelled potato? - Amy Siskind




The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump


America still has military bases in El Salvador - for our drug war.

When I performed for our troops there they told me it was considered too dangerous to wear their uniforms when off-base. 


That's where DT is sending 200k Salvadorans who've been paying the US taxes for 17 yrs. - John Fugelsang




Mueller To Interview Trump?
Anticipating that Special Counsel Robert Mueller will ask to interview President Donald Trump, the president’s legal team is discussing a range of potential options for the format, including written responses to questions in lieu of a formal sit-down, according to three people familiar with the matter.










We have had Presidents with mental problems before, but they all went to great lengths to hide them. Trump is the first President to lead with them, because his instability and stupidity are precisely what his base likes about him. - Andy Borowitz


Republican Shenanigans

If we don't vote the GOP scoundrels outta office in 2018, by this time next year, "The Handmaid's Tale" will be considered a "documentary." - Tea Pain






White House Aide Refused To Leave CNN Set
After his interview with CNN’s Jake Tapper was cut short on Sunday, White House aide Stephen Miller refused to leave the set and had to be escorted out, according to Business Insider.




Jake Tapper Unharmed After Explosion of Stephen Miller’s Head. - Andy Borowitz




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Still waiting for Donald Trump to be downgraded to a tropical sh*t storm. - Conan O'Brien





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Since no one remembers anything anymore: Oprah’s campaign appearances for Obama drew the biggest crowds of the primary campaign - Jacqueline Alemany, CBS






Hillary Had A Fire At Her Home Last Week. Today Trump Tower Had A Fire. What Are The Odds?
A small fire broke out on the roof of Trump Tower on Monday morning, injuring three people officials said.
Smoke was seen billowing off the top of the Manhattan skyscraper, carrying for several blocks.




Obviously, the media learned the lesson of 2016 and won't give disporportionate attention to a celebrity candidate who has never....OH MY GOD, IT'S OPRAH. -Matthew Miller






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Trump doesn’t start work til 11AM & takes “executive time” breaks all day. Thank god he’s lazy & not devoted to f*cking things up full-time. - Bette Midler




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Trump Demands Investigation of Oprah's Ties to Russia.- Andy Borowitz






Supreme Declines Case From Coal Company
The Supreme Court Monday declined to hear a coal mining company’s appeal arguing that the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) must regularly report on the impact to coal jobs from its regulations.
Murray Energy Corp.’s case was one of dozens the court declined to hear without any explanation.



I've got a Muslim cousin, a Jewish sister-in-law, an atheist brother and an ex-nun mother. I don't get to hate on anybody. - John Fugelsang



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I love this photo of Claude Monet in his garden at Giverny in the summer of 1905. No wonder he painted such beautiful water lilies.

Peace.


Friday, January 5, 2018

Keep your friends close and your enemies closer

Trump's mental health and why people are discussing it
It's a discussion that Donald Trump's opponents have had before - is the president mentally fit for office?
And it's filling Twitter and the news sites again, reignited by the release of a new book by a New York journalist.


Trump & Bannon have turned on each other BIGLY.  It’s impossible to pick a side. It’s as if Cancer & Ebola got into a fight. - Bette Midler





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Does it trouble anybody else that the biggest story right now is whether or not the President of the United States is sane? - Michael Ian Black


China Is Attracting High End Immigrants 
SINGAPORE: Nobel prize winners, entrepreneurs and other “high-end” foreign talent will now find it easier to live and work in China with the introduction of a free, fast-track visa, state news agency Xinhua reported on Thursday (Jan 5).






The Fire and Fury audiobook should be narrated by Obama, Hillary, and Jemele Hill.- OhNoSheTwint


Republican Shenanigans

Today’s use of criminal prosecution to harass opponents and silence critics should remind: the crisis is not one unstable president; it is the system of power that enables him. - David Frum



Tillerson Thinks Trump Is Perfectly Sane
Secretary of State Rex Tillerson has told CNN that he has never questioned President Donald Trump’s mental fitness, contradicting a book excerpt published this week in which Tillerson is reported to have described Trump as a “moron.”






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Imagine if Republicans cared as much about prosecuting sexual predators as they care about prosecuting Hillary.


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*netflix logo*

LETTERMAN: dude

OBAMA: bruh

LETTERMAN: the fuck

OBAMA: man, listen

LETTERMAN: i know right

OBAMA: i tried to tell ‘em

- Eric Haywood






I agree, this Clinton Foundation scandal where Hillary sold fetus parts to ISIS in Benghazi in order to finance the child sex ring run out of the basement of a pizza parlor that has no basement really needs to be looked into for the fifteen hundredth time. - Jeff Tiedrich


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Trump taking credit for the stock market is like a new gardener taking credit for a mature tree. - Richard Hine


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Now that the Mercers are pulling back their money, Steve Bannon needs to make it on his own, preferably by writing his own book with an advance copy going to Robert Mueller. - Richard W. Painter



Mueller Is Going To Be Very Busy This Weekend
President Donald Trump’s legal team has handed over to Special Counsel Robert Mueller business documents that include details about Trump’s effort to build a hotel in Moscow, his campaign’s communications with WikiLeaks and Trump Tower meeting when some of his senior campaign staffers sought to get dirt on Hillary Clinton from a Russian lawyer.




Study: 90% Of Bike Accidents Preventable By Buying Car Like A Normal Person - The Onion





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This is a Bee Hummingbird that's only found in Cuba.

Best wishes for a peaceful weekend.


Thursday, January 4, 2018

Trump v Bannon: Grab the popcorn!


Trump lawyers try to stop publication of Michael Wolff book — and demand apology to president
President Donald Trump is trying to stop the publication of an explosive new book that reveals staffers in his chaotic administration don’t believe he’s fit to carry out his White House duties.
The president’s attorneys have sent a cease-and-desist letter Thursday morning to author Michael Wolff and publisher Henry Holt, reported the Washington Post‘s Carol Leonnig.


Delicious that a man who made "YOU'RE FIRED!" his catchphrase will be brought down by people he fired.- Mrs. Betty Bowers




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I wonder if Trump & Bannon will sit down with the Nazis and reassure them that no matter what, they always have two parents who love them.- Randi Mayhem Singer






Jeff Sessions Restarts The War On Marijuana 
Attorney General Jeff Sessions is taking aim at legalized marijuana, according to an Associated Press report.
Sessions is expected Thursday to announce his intentions to repeal a 2013 Obama-era policy that's protected legalized marijuana from federal intervention, according to two sources with direct knowledge of the decision.


Jeff Sessions reminds you the Civil War was about states' rights, which it isn't; and decriminalizing cannabis isn't a state's right, which it is. - John Fugelsang





Republican Shenanigans

Hell hath no fury like a Bannon scorned. - Bill Kristol






Personally I'm secure about the size of my nuclear button. - Conan O'Brien



Manafort Is Suing Mueller
Former Trump campaign chairman Paul Manafort filed a lawsuit against special counsel Robert Mueller, Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein and the Justice Department in federal court on Wednesday, arguing that the investigation that charged him is operating outside the law.







I don't usually have sympathy for Steve Bannon, but being called mentally ill by Donald Trump has to hurt. - Andy Borowitz


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A new poll finds that a substantial number of Americans would leave their jobs, their homes, and even their families to assist the special counsel.- Andy Borowitz


Sessions Reopens Hillary's Email Investigation
Justice Department officials are taking a fresh look at Hillary Clinton’s use of a private email server while secretary of state, The Daily Beast has learned.
An ally of Attorney General Jeff Sessions who is familiar with the thinking at the Justice Department’s Washington headquarters described it as an effort to gather new details on how Clinton and her aides handled classified material.






Trump Fears Next Election Will Be Decided by Americans.- Andy Borowitz


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The University of Pennsylvania, which is Trump’s alma mater, says the tax bill will add 2.2 trillion dollars to the national debt. Trump was like, "Come on - are you really gonna believe a school that let ME graduate? Gimme a break!”- Jimmy Fallon





Don't Stay At Motel 6
Washington Attorney General Bob Ferguson sued Motel 6 on Wednesday, alleging motel employees gave private information on thousands of guests to U.S. immigration authorities.
Ferguson told reporters that employees of the national budget chain divulged the names, birth dates, driver's license numbers, license-plate numbers and room numbers of more than 9,000 guests to U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents. The agents did not have warrants.



Instagram: My life is a party.

Snapchat: My life is a quirky tv show

Facebook: My life turned out great!

Twitter: We're all going to die. -Mikel Jollett






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Give em the old razzle dazzle.

Peace.