Thursday, November 9, 2017

Trump voters: We'd do it again

Trump voters: We'd do it again
Among those who voted for the president, there are few regrets. But there are questions about whether he'll even finish his four-year term.



One year after the 2016 election, I think we should all congratulate ourselves on still being alive. -Andy Borowitz

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

North Korea’s leading newspaper finally mentions Trump’s speech, in the context of anti-Trump protests in South Korea. Likens his words to “war mongering, filthy rhetoric spewing out of his snout like garbage that reeks of gun powder to ignite war.” No official response yet... - Will Ripley, CNN








Diplomacy Doesn't Seem To Be Trump's Forte
The U.S.’s ranks of diplomats are losing key leaders at a “dizzying speed” as the State Department struggles to recruit talent amid a hiring freeze and sinking morale in the Trump administration, according to a new essay from a top ambassador.








At this point I don't want to see Trump’s taxes anymore. I want him to release his list of current medications. - Andy Borowitz






Republican Shenanigans


Trump 2016: "China has raped America."
Trump 2017: "I don't blame China for taking advantage of another country."
See?  Our mistake was thinkin' Trump saw "rape" as a bad thing.- Tea Pain






Flynn&Son in happier times.


Wah. Michael Flynn Is Having A Sad.
Former White House national security adviser Michael Flynn has expressed concern about the potential legal exposure of his son, Michael Flynn Jr., who, like his father, is under scrutiny by special counsel Robert Mueller, multiple sources familiar with the matter tell CNN.







Trump campaign had NO CONTACT with Russia.

OK, Flynn had contact with Russia.

Flynn and Sessions had contact with Russia. 

Flynn and Sessions. Also, Don Jr., Manafort and Kushner.

OK: Flynn, Sessions, Don Jr., Manafort, Kushner, Page and Papadopoulos. But THAT'S IT!
(Maybe.) - Judd Legum





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Trump told Japanese dignitaries he “never knew there were so many countries.” I pray there was a translator who just said something smarter. - Bette Midler



Here's A Man Bringing A Smile To Jury Duty


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Electionfreude - Jeff Tiedrich



What In The World Has Happened To Donna Brazile? She is with David Clarke, that beyond crazy former sheriff  from Wisconsin who is a Trump supporter.



Cough, please.

Wow. TSA Sucks At Their Job. Who Knew?
An undercover operation has revealed that Transportation Security Administration screenings at airports fail for the most part.
Homeland Security investigators found that, more than 70 percent of the time, undercover officers were able to get through TSA checkpoints with mock knives, guns and explosives, the House Homeland Security Committee was told Wednesday. Just two years ago, testing found a 95 percent failure rate, reports CBS News correspondent Kris Van Cleave.


FEMA is finalizing plans to airlift displaced Puerto Ricans, currently staying in shelters on the island, to New York and Florida. FEMA has never done this “air breach” before. - David Begnaud‏, CBS News




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The 85 richest ppl on Earth now have as much money as the poorest 3.5 billion so PLEASE give 'em another tax cut so they can create jobs already. - John Fugelsang






The DOJ Dictates That AT&T Must Sell CNN To Close Deal
U.S. antitrust regulators and AT&T Inc sparred on Wednesday over whether the wireless carrier would be required to sell Time Warner Inc’s CNN cable network as a condition of approval of its deal to buy the media company.
The U.S. Department of Justice has demanded significant asset sales in order to approve the $85.4 billion deal, sources told Reuters on Wednesday, and asked AT&T to sell CNN-parent Turner Broadcasting or its DirecTV satellite TV operation in discussions on Monday.



ATT - Time Warner should take DOJ to court ASAP. Demand discovery of all Trump/WH communications on this deal. - Richard W. Painter, chief White House ethics lawyer for Pres. George W. Bush






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Is that you, Rudolph?

Peace.


Wednesday, November 8, 2017

Surf's Up!


Suburbs Rebel Against Trump, Threatening Republicans in Congress
The American suburbs appear to be in revolt against President Trump after a muscular coalition of college-educated voters and racial and ethnic minorities on Tuesday dealt the Republican Party a thumping rejection and propelled a diverse class of Democrats into office.

My thoughts and prayers are with the GOP.


This is what happens when the people vote. Congrats @RalphNortham and @PhilMurphyNJ . And congratulations to all the victors in state legislative, county and mayors' races. Every office in a democracy counts! - Barack Obama




The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

WSJ reports the U.S. has spent $5.6 trillion since 2001 on wars in Afghanistan, Iraq, Syria, & Pakistan; fortunately it wasn't wasted on unpatriotic stuff like health care or education. - John Fugelsang





Trump's Katrina Worsens
Thousands of Puerto Ricans struggled to feed themselves in the wake of Hurricane Maria, skipping meals and waiting hours in line for federal shipments of canned goods.
But a package of federal programs that could have helped feed thousands - and that channeled hundreds of dollars to needy families in Texas and Florida after hurricanes Harvey and Irma - have not been deployed in Puerto Rico, limiting the reach of the island’s emergency food assistance.
Among other things, the government did not issue emergency food stamps to people who lost their homes in the storm and who do not usually receive benefits, a measure that was taken in both Florida and Texas.



President Donald Trump arrived in Japan over the weekend to kick off a 13-day trip through Asia. Following the president’s trip, Secretary of State Rex Tillerson will then kick off his own 13-day trip to apologize for everything Donald Trump said.- James Corden





Republican Shenanigans

“Politicians pose no danger to the public if used correctly,” said the NRA’s LaPierre, who claims to have over two hundred politicians in his personal collection. - Andy Borowitz





The Air Force Really Messed Up
Devin Patrick Kelley, who left 26 people dead after opening fire at a Texas church on Sunday, was captured by police in 2012 after he escaped from a mental health institution. At the time, a hospital official told police that he was a danger to himself and others, and had issued death threats against "his military chain of command."...Under federal law, his conviction made him ineligible for gun ownership, but an error by the Air Force meant his crimes were never entered into the federal crime database that tracks such offenses.


BREAKING: Evidence Suggests 2016 Election Was Influenced by Millions of Idiots. - Andy Borowitz




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This morning we ask a technical question: Can extremism-peddling Republicans win elections, if Putin doesn't hack their opponents? - David Corn


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Democrat Turned Trump Republican Bites The Dust
A mayor in Ohio who left the Democratic Party last year to endorse Donald Trump for president has gone down in defeat.
Tom Coyne, who was elected as mayor of Brook Park in 2013, lost his reelection bid on Tuesday night when he was defeated by independent candidate Michael Gammella.


Hey Donald J. Trump this is just the beginning. Once you’re ousted as President you’ll be escorted from the White House by transgender troops.- Andy Borowitz



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Trump’s vision has been defeated three times now. Once by the Union Army, next by the Allied Forces, then last night in Virginia and New Jersey. -Tea Pain






Trump Promotes His Golf Club In South Korea
During a speech in front of South Korean lawmakers at the National Assembly in Seoul on Wednesday, President Donald Trump praised Korean golfers and promoted his golf club in New Jersey.







A Twitter customer-support employee briefly shut down President Trump’s profile on Friday on their last day at the company. Sadly, that employee has since died of high-fives. - Seth Myers





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Patagonia, Chile is on my bucket list.

Peace.


Tuesday, November 7, 2017

I need a personal day off

Mea culpa for any humor inconvenience. 
I will return tomorrow.

 Thank you for visiting!