Russians Run In The Trump Family

Donald Trump Jr.’s Two Different Explanations for Russian Meeting
In less than 24 hours, President Trump’s eldest son, Donald Trump Jr., has given two different explanations for a meeting he held during the 2016 campaign with a Kremlin-connected Russian lawyer who promised to provide damaging information about Hillary Clinton.



BREAKING: In Major Demotion, Donald Trump Jr. Will Now Report to Tiffany Trump. - Andy Borowitz

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Someone Hacked Into My Browser

Long story short. around 4am this morning, my Google Chrome web browser warned me that the website I was visiting, Yahoo News was not secure. I immediately changed my password and cleared my cookies and such AND Yahoo News returned secure. Yikes. I blame Putin or Trump, maybe Comey! Ha!

I also had to take my sweet dog Luna to the vet, she hasn't been eating much. She checked out OK, the vet gave her a shot of something and told me to bring her back in 24 hours if she doesn't improve.  


So today is a very condensed issue due to extenuating circumstances. Deep apologies for any humor inconvenience.

Lisa

         But I want my AHNC.

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The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

• Australian journalist Chris Uhlmann stands by 'searing assessment' of Donald Trump after video goes viral

Putin: We didn't meddle, ask Trump.
Reporter: But WH hasn't released any info.
Putin laughs: We'll talk to the WH and tell them to fix that. - Putin actually said this

Where the f--k is Putin?

Republican Shenanigans

• Bannon has a painting of himself as Napoleon hanging in his office: report 
• President Trump defends Ivanka's seat-holding at G20

Flaunting More Nepotism
Donald Trump’s daughter, Ivanka, took his seat at a Group of 20 meeting table in Hamburg, sitting in for the president when he stepped away for one-on-one discussions with other world leaders.



G20 Leaders Baffled by Unexplained Inclusion of Failed Shoe Salesperson. - Andy Borowitz

Trump Says He Has Never Met This Donald Trump Jr. Person. - Andy Borowitz

The very idea that republicans are paying for attack ads on republicans who are opposed to healthcare is exactly how it looks. Dirty. - Chelsea Handler



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I shoulda, coulda, woulda and didn't.

Both Democrats and Republicans have good reasons to distrust Comey.
This doesn't look good for Comey.
More than half of the memos former FBI Director James Comey wrote as personal recollections of his conversations with President Trump about the Russia investigation have been determined to contain classified information, according to interviews with officials familiar with the documents.



Jared Kushner: "I'm the most compromised member of the Trump family"
Donald Trump Jr.: "Hold my borscht" - Jeff Tiedrich

I'm terrified that we have entered the crazy relative phase of Trump where we're pretending to tolerate him at family gatherings when we should be getting a restraining order. - Andy Borowitz

Worth noting that so far today Kellyanne Conway has defended Donald Trump Jr 100% more than Trump Sr, who spent the am defending Ivanka. - John Fugelsang


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Business/Tech News

• Hungary vilifies financier Soros with crude poster campaign

It's F**king Raining Nepotism. But This One Failed
NOT LONG BEFORE a major crisis ripped through the Middle East, pitting the United States and a bloc of Gulf countries against Qatar, Jared Kushner’s real estate company had unsuccessfully sought a critical half-billion-dollar investment from one of the richest and most influential men in the tiny nation, according to three well-placed sources with knowledge of the near transaction.

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Odd News

• Camping teen awakens to 'crunching sound' as bear bites his head

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Apostle Islands, Wisconsin. Mother Nature never ceases to amaze me.

Peace.

Forget Hacking The Vote. Russians Are Hacking Our Power Plants.

Russians Are Suspects in Nuclear Site Hackings, Sources Say
Hackers working for a foreign government recently breached at least a dozen U.S. power plants, including the Wolf Creek nuclear facility in Kansas, according to current and former U.S. officials, sparking concerns the attackers were searching for vulnerabilities in the electrical grid.



Trump greets Putin warmly while Russian hackers attacked our nuclear plants last night.  Putin's established total dominance over Trump. - Tea Pain

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

• Russian foreign minister says Trump accepted Putin’s assurances that Russia didn’t meddle in the U.S. election
• First lady sent in to end Trump-Putin meeting
• At odds with Trump, emerging giants back Paris climate deal, free trade
• James Clapper: No evidence others besides Russia hacked U.S. election 
• Maddow warns: Media being sent forged spy documents that purport to show Trump-Russia collusion
• US bombers fly over South China Sea in latest challenge to Beijing

"Yes, yes, Comrade Trump. As many times now I have said, is impressive map of electoral victory. Please, other subjects, can we move on to?" - Jeff Tiedrich

Up Up And Beyond To Infinity
While delivering a speech at the Kennedy Space Center in Florida Thursday, Vice President Mike Pence promised the American people that under President Donald Trump, the United States will control the heavens—presumably, meaning space—as he said America does the world. 







KGB overrules 17 US intelligence agencies. - Richard Hine

Obama will go down as one of our better presidents.  
Trump will go down on Putin. - John Fugelsang



Republican Shenanigans

• 'Get a grip': John Podesta responds to Trump tweets
• Police: Senator impostor tries to see Ivanka at Trump Tower
• Forty-four states and DC have refused to give certain voter information to Trump commission
• Republican Lawmakers Buy Health Insurance Stocks as Repeal Effort Moves Forward
• GOP tensions rise over Cruz proposal
• GOP rep files amendment to prohibit Pentagon funding for gender transition care
• Voicemail shows Maine Gov. talking about a vacation he accused reporters of lying about

Christian VP Pence Lays Hand On NASA
Vice President Mike Pence was photographed blatantly ignoring a "do not touch" sign posted on space flight equipment during a visit to NASA's Kennedy Space Center in Cape Canaveral, Florida, on Friday. The pictures, snapped by Reuters photographer Mike Brown, began making their rounds on the Internet shortly after.

Republican lawmakers in the Texas State Senate are proposing a precedent-setting new bill that would make it illegal for women to live in the state. - Andy Borowitz

Trump Tweeted This Today: Everyone here is talking about why John Podesta refused to give the DNC server to the FBI and the CIA. Disgraceful!

FYI: Podesta had no authority to hand over the server to the FBI. The FBI could have gone to a judge to get the DNC server but Crowdstrike, hired by the DNC provided information to the FBI.

More fake news from Trump easily refuted. Why does he do this?



Trump: How about that John Podesta?
Macron: Who's John Podesta?
Merkel: John who?


Trump" "everyone here is talking about John Podesta!" - Tea Pain

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56 years ago today I was released from Parchman Penitentiary after being arrested in Jackson, MS for using a "white" restroom. - Rep. John Lewis



Rock The Voter News

• Obama Photographer Trolls Vladimir Putin With The Who Lyrics
• The Unused Confetti From Hillary Clinton's Election-Night Loss Is Now a Work of Art

Lou Dobbs Has A Brand Spanking New Conspiracy Theory!
Mr. Obama has even embarked on a world tour that appears to be clearly organized to mirror, to shadow President Trump's meetings with foreign leaders. Obama has met with the former prime ministers of both Italy and Britain.


I simply can't imagine working in the intelligence community, devoting your career to protecting America, and then watching this happen. - Rex Huppke

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Business/Tech News

• Obama energy secretary criticizes Trump on oil reserve
• RED is making a $1200 smartphone with a 'holographic display'
• Sears, Kmart to close 43 more stores as retail crisis continues

Republicans Still Arguing Over The Best Way To Take Away Health Insurance
Conservative groups are warning GOP senators against keeping an ObamaCare tax on investment income in their healthcare bill, an idea that has gained some traction among lawmakers.





Rick Perry explains supply & demand: “You put the supply out there & demand will follow.” He’s worse on economics than on he was on DWTS! - Bette Midler

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Odd News

• Inmate's escape: Phones, wire cutters, a drone and $47000
• Professional runner outruns 2 bears while training in woods
• Scientists are going to Mercury to see why it looks like it's shrinking
• Company removes beeping alarm clock in wall vent since 2004
• 100-year-old woman says wine keeps her going

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1938 Lagonda v12. Gee, I'd settle for a little red corvette.

Peace.

Angela Merkel's Revenge Handshake

G20: Hamburg sees clashes between police and protesters
World leaders including US President Donald Trump are in Hamburg for talks on a wide range of issues.
The clashes began when police charged a group of anti-capitalist demonstrators at the march attended by thousands carrying banners with slogans such as "Welcome to hell" and "Smash G20".


The crowd of protesters in Hamburg is bigger than your inaugural crowd. Then again, so was the line at IHOP this morning. - @dumptrump33 tweet

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

• German police disperse G20 protest with water cannon before summit
• Trump tries to shake the hand of Polish president’s wife — and gets rejected
• Trump greeted by Confederate flag during speech in Poland
• Trump: Obama Should Have Punished Russia, Which Might Be Innocent
• Social media mocks Trump for tweeting Fox News chyron error: "West Saved by the Blood of Patriarchs"
• CNN president: Trump is trying to bully us 
• Poll: Majority of Americans believe Trump did something illegal or unethical with Russia

The people who once taught you to hate Russia are now hating you for questioning Russia. - John Fugelsang

Trump Trashes Press, Intel Agencies While Overseas
President Donald Trump on Thursday morning declined to single out Russia for attempting to interfere in the United States’ 2016 election, arguing that it’s not completely clear that Russia was solely responsible for the hacking attempts.

So Trump just threatened North Korea, but told the world not to trust US media if it happens? - Richard Hine



Republican Shenanigans

• No luxury hotel for Trump: Staff waited too long to book a room
• W.H. advisers have discussed using Time Warner's pending merger with AT&T as a point of leverage over CNN
• Republicans try to shift health-care blame back to Democrats
• Government ethics director who prodded Trump resigns
• Ethics Watchdog Files Complaint About Kushner’s Stake In Real Estate Startup
• Why is Lindsay Lohan Defending Donald Trump, Who Once Said 'Deeply Troubled' Star is Probably 'Great in Bed'?
• A Republican State Senator Is Accused Of Sexually Assaulting His Uber Driver

The GOP's healthcare plan is like a heckler who spends 8 yrs mocking the headliner, then gets called onstage and has zero material. - John Fugelsang



Georgia Has Serious Voting Problems
 Georgia's electronic touchscreen voting system is so riddled with problems that the results of the most expensive House race in U.S. history should be tossed out and a new election held, according to a lawsuit filed by a government watchdog group and six Georgia voters.

Trump voter: Doc, I'm sick.

Dr: (hands him bottle)

Trump voter: Antibiotics?

Dr: No, those aren't covered. That's full of liberal tears. - OhNoSheTwitnt‏


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Rock The Voter News

• 19 Dem attorneys general sue DeVos over student loan protections: report
• The GOP tried to troll Hillary Clinton. It backfired spectacularly
• Bernie Sanders plans health care rallies in red states

Our country was founded by people who were mad at King George because he refused to show us his taxation statements. - Conan O'Brien

Republicans Are Totally Inept
Senate Republicans are highly unlikely to vote next week to repeal Obamacare and are tentatively preparing for a vote in approximately two ...

Good thing Hobby Lobby was just smuggling ancient Iraqi artifacts and not birth control. Because THAT would've been un-Christian. - Rex Huppke


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Business/Tech News

• Art of the steal: Liquidation sale at Trump's former casino
• Microsoft plans thousands of job cuts in a sales staff overhaul to fuel cloud growth
• Wall Street falls on weak ADP jobs data, North Korea tensions
• Missouri to lower minimum wage in St. Louis while other cities continue hikes
• Hobby Lobby fined $3 million for artifacts smuggled from Iraq

CNN is not fake news. We know that because when they make mistakes, they acknowledge it. Something our fake president has never once done. - Chelsea Handler

Freedom Of Speech Has No Limits At GoDaddy
Top internet domain registrar GoDaddy.com has a rule against hosting websites that it deems to be “morally offensive” — and yet it has no problem hosting neo-Nazi websites like the Daily Stormer.

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Odd News

• Antarctica is shedding a colossal iceberg that could fill Lake Michigan
• Montana Earthquake Is Felt For Hundreds Of Miles Early Thursday
• United Airlines forces woman to hold 2-year-old on lap during flight
• Video shows flyer with loose dog yelling at flight attendant
• Device thought to be WWII-era bomb is actually time capsule

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Blue Glowing Coconut Octopus. She's twirling her skirt!

Peace.