All Hat No Cattle

Thursday, June 29, 2017

This isn't funny anymore. Melania is aiding and abetting him.

Republicans condemn Trump for crude tweets about ‘Morning Joe’ hosts
'Your tweet was beneath the office,’ Lindsey Graham said about Trump’s message about a bleeding face-lift....The first lady, too, came to her husband's defense.
“As the First Lady has stated publicly in the past, when her husband gets attacked, he will punch back 10 times harder," Stephanie Grisham, communications director for Melania Trump, said in a statement.

Been checking Twitter every five minutes, but thank God, so far Donald Trump hasn't mentioned my facelift. - Conan O'Brien

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

No US president before has called the press the enemy of the people. Dictators have said that, but no US president. - Richard W. Painter

Trump Lawyers Back Off Comey
President Trump’s lawyers, after rethinking their legal strategy, have shelved plans for now to file complaints accusing former FBI Director James Comey of leaking confidential information about his conversations with the president, according to two sources familiar with the lawyers’ plans.

Travel ban tip: a reservation at a Trump Hotel on your first night here should establish a bona fide connection to the USA. Book now! - Richard W. Painter

I don't know which is worse, the President doing these things or the people around him thinking it is OK.

Republican Shenanigans

Everybody, please stop talking about Trump's misogyny. it's distracting the GOP from the hard work of denying healthcare to kids with cancer. - Jeff Tiedrich

Will The GOP Cap Damages From Medical Malpractice Lawsuits? Why Of Course.
The House passed legislation on Wednesday to limit damages from medical malpractice lawsuits as part of the GOP effort to reform the healthcare system.
Republicans passed the bill with few votes to spare in a 218-210 roll call vote. A total of 19 GOP lawmakers from both the centrist and most conservative wings of the party voted against the bill, as did all House Democrats.

The problem isn't Trump's Twitter. The problem is Trump's character. - Bill Kristol

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It's tempting to believe that there would be outrage over Trump's misogynistic attack on Mika but then one remembers that his base voted for him after he boasted about physically assaulting multiple women. - Andy Borowitz

Rock The Voter News

I know.

I Wonder How Many Ethics Laws Trump Has Broken To Date?
The former top White House ethics lawyer from President Obama's White House accused President Trump on Wednesday of holding an "illegal" fundraiser at the Trump International Hotel in Washington.

BREAKING: Trump believes Obama is still hiding somewhere in White House. - Andy Borowitz

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Business/Tech News

Trump has now spent more time talking about Mika Brzezinski's "low IQ and bleeding facelift" than defending us against Russian cyberwarfare. - Seth Abramson

I Love Colonial Williamsburg
Colonial Williamsburg announced Thursday it will outsource management of its commercial operations — including its real estate holdings, 19 retail stores and three golf courses.
A total of 333 employees, roughly 16 percent of the Foundation’s workforce, will be affected by the change — with 71 being laid off and the rest transitioned to other employers.

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Thank you

Wednesday, June 28, 2017

#MAAA

Thanks Dee!

Watchdog group reports Nikki Haley to special counsel for ‘breaking federal law’
“Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington respectfully requests that the Office of Special Counsel investigate whether United States Ambassador to the United Nations Nikki Haley violated the Hatch Act by retweeting a tweet that President Donald J. Trump posted…” Crew wrote to acting Special Counsel Adam Miles.

Republicans Deeply Divided Over How to Best Harm Country - Andy Borowitz

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

"My feelings as a Christian points me to my Lord and Savior as a fighter." - Hitler, 1922

The FBI Is Quite Busy With Russia These Days
The FBI interviewed several U.S. employees of Moscow-based cyber security firm Kaspersky Lab this week as part of an ongoing agency probe of the company's operations, according to two sources familiar with the matter.

Republican Shenanigans

I’m trying to convince my Seattle in-laws the new travel ban means we can’t visit them this summer.- Conan O-Brien

Jumping From The Frying Pan Into The Fire
Outgoing Rep. Jason Chaffetz (R-Utah) has signed on with Fox News as a contributor, effective one day after he resigns from Congress this week.

Senate Investigation Continues
Sen. Richard Burr (R-NC), chairman of the Senate Intelligence Committee, revealed on Wednesday that his committee will receive memos written by former FBI Director James Comey detailing conversations with President Donald Trump.

WH still not allowing video cameras to record Sean Spicer’s press briefings. Cause when you’re that ridiculous, the camera adds ten clowns. - Bette Midler

Billionaire Warren Buffett revealed that he would save nearly $700,000 in taxes if the GOP healthcare bill passes, and said Republicans should just rename it the "Relief for the Rich Act."

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President Trump and his wife Melania this weekend attended the wedding of Treasury Secretary Steve Mnuchin. When asked if she cries at weddings, Melania said, "Just the one." - Seth Myers

Rock The Voter News

If men could get pregnant not only would abortion be legal, locker room schmucks would be bragging over who's had more. - John Fugelsang

Democrats Try To Get Trump's Travel Costs
Two Democratic lawmakers are calling for the release of President Trump’s expense reports detailing trips he's taken to his own properties.
Arizona Reps. Tom O’Halleran and Ruben Gallego will introduce an amendment Wednesday to a defense funding bill that would compel the Air Force to send presidential expense reports to Congress, including the costs of Trump's travel to one of his properties

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I saw that Canada is restoring a historic brothel that was owned by Trump's grandfather in 1897. They're even putting a plaque out front that says: "The Trumps: Screwing People Since 1897." - Jimmy Fallon

Business/Tech News

It came out yesterday that under the Republican healthcare plan, 22 million people will lose their health insurance over the next decade. 22 million! Or as Trump put it, "Wow — that's like, half my Inauguration crowd!"- Jimmy Fallon

I Believe Trump Is Suffering From Twitteritis
President Donald Trump unleashed arguably his most difficult-to-decipher tweet since “covfefe,” alleging Wednesday morning that Amazon is not paying “internet taxes.”

Today, a giant cyberattack hit computer systems in Russia. In a related story, Hillary Clinton just had a GREAT week at computer camp. - Jimmy Fallon

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Tuesday, June 27, 2017

Hollywood would reject this script

Russian official linked to South Florida biker club spent millions on Trump condos
Out-of-town money pouring into South Florida real estate is as old as Henry Flagler.
But the tale of Igor Zorin offers a 21st-century twist with all the weirdness modern Miami has to offer: Russian cash, a motorcycle club named after Russia’s powerful special forces and a condo tower branded by Donald Trump.

Geez, Russian bikers, loosey goosey Florida real estate laws and Trump. A perfect fit.

Senate Republicans today released a draft of their bill to repeal and replace Obamacare, which would cut taxes for richer Americans and insurance companies, and defund Planned Parenthood for one year. The bill is so bad, President Trump said, “Does anyone have any questions for me about Russia? - Seth Myers

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

Good to be back. I learned so much in Russia. Did you know that their leader is ALSO Putin?! - Stephen Colbert

Trump Is "Punishing" The Press, Especially CNN
White House press secretary Sean Spicer's briefing with reporters turned testy on Monday, with CNN's Jim Acosta interrupting President Donald Trump's chief spokesman to demand he explain why television cameras were ordered off.

I keep hitting ctl-alt-del but America won't reboot. - Jeff Tiedrich

Republican Shenanigans

Don't think of it as 22 million people "losing" health care. Think of it as 22 million people "winning" the freedom to die.

Free Weekly Flights Home Just Isn't Enough For This GOP Pig
Just days before he resigns from Congress, Rep. Jason Chaffetz (R-Utah) said Monday that House and Senate lawmakers should receive a $2,500 per month housing allowance — something he explained would help ease housing costs for members who can’t afford two mortgages or rents.

Following losses in two special congressional elections last week, one Democratic staffer reportedly said, “We have 80-year-old leaders and 90-year-old ranking members. This isn’t a party, it’s a giant assisted living center.” Even worse, the reporter then asked about the upcoming G7 summit, and several people yelled “Bingo!” - Seth Myers

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I've been blocked from Trump's twitter site. Hilarious. This after a few responses to his tweets! Wow. I'm amazed! Truly amazed. - Ann Rice, Author

Rock The Voter News

For more than 30 years, @emilyslist has paved the way for women to run & succeed in elected office, including me. - Hillary Clinton tweet

The Trump Whine-a-thon Continues...
Donald Trump has a new favorite target -- the guy who used to have his job. The President is unloading a barrage of attacks on Barack Obama, questioning his motivations in the Russia drama and taking aim at his political legacy ...

Just to reset, Trump's latest version of the Russia story is "Obama is a very bad person for letting me get elected." - Tea Pain

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The idea that this country isn't responsible for our elderly is shameful. To abandon the very people who raised us? Why? - Chelsea Handler

Business/Tech News

Of course Trump doesn’t have a tape. Secretly taping someone would require thinking ahead — and show me one time that this president has done that.- James Corden

Three Journalists Resign From CNN
Three journalists have resigned from CNN after the US news network retracted an article alleging a Trump aide was under investigation by Congress.

CNN employs Jeffrey Lord. And yet it lets 3 reporters/editors w/ combined 80 years of experience and a Pulitzer go over one mistaken story? - Daniel Gross

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Thursday, June 29, 2017

This isn't funny anymore. Melania is aiding and abetting him.

Wednesday, June 28, 2017

#MAAA

Tuesday, June 27, 2017

Hollywood would reject this script

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