All Hat No Cattle

Tuesday, June 27, 2017

Hollywood would reject this script

Russian official linked to South Florida biker club spent millions on Trump condos
Out-of-town money pouring into South Florida real estate is as old as Henry Flagler.
But the tale of Igor Zorin offers a 21st-century twist with all the weirdness modern Miami has to offer: Russian cash, a motorcycle club named after Russia’s powerful special forces and a condo tower branded by Donald Trump.

Geez, Russian bikers, loosey goosey Florida real estate laws and Trump. A perfect fit.

Senate Republicans today released a draft of their bill to repeal and replace Obamacare, which would cut taxes for richer Americans and insurance companies, and defund Planned Parenthood for one year. The bill is so bad, President Trump said, “Does anyone have any questions for me about Russia? - Seth Myers

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

Good to be back. I learned so much in Russia. Did you know that their leader is ALSO Putin?! - Stephen Colbert

Trump Is "Punishing" The Press, Especially CNN
White House press secretary Sean Spicer's briefing with reporters turned testy on Monday, with CNN's Jim Acosta interrupting President Donald Trump's chief spokesman to demand he explain why television cameras were ordered off.

I keep hitting ctl-alt-del but America won't reboot. - Jeff Tiedrich

Republican Shenanigans

Don't think of it as 22 million people "losing" health care. Think of it as 22 million people "winning" the freedom to die.

Free Weekly Flights Home Just Isn't Enough For This GOP Pig
Just days before he resigns from Congress, Rep. Jason Chaffetz (R-Utah) said Monday that House and Senate lawmakers should receive a $2,500 per month housing allowance — something he explained would help ease housing costs for members who can’t afford two mortgages or rents.

Following losses in two special congressional elections last week, one Democratic staffer reportedly said, “We have 80-year-old leaders and 90-year-old ranking members. This isn’t a party, it’s a giant assisted living center.” Even worse, the reporter then asked about the upcoming G7 summit, and several people yelled “Bingo!” - Seth Myers

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I've been blocked from Trump's twitter site. Hilarious. This after a few responses to his tweets! Wow. I'm amazed! Truly amazed. - Ann Rice, Author

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For more than 30 years, @emilyslist has paved the way for women to run & succeed in elected office, including me. - Hillary Clinton tweet

The Trump Whine-a-thon Continues...
Donald Trump has a new favorite target -- the guy who used to have his job. The President is unloading a barrage of attacks on Barack Obama, questioning his motivations in the Russia drama and taking aim at his political legacy ...

Just to reset, Trump's latest version of the Russia story is "Obama is a very bad person for letting me get elected." - Tea Pain

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The idea that this country isn't responsible for our elderly is shameful. To abandon the very people who raised us? Why? - Chelsea Handler

Business/Tech News

Of course Trump doesn’t have a tape. Secretly taping someone would require thinking ahead — and show me one time that this president has done that.- James Corden

Three Journalists Resign From CNN
Three journalists have resigned from CNN after the US news network retracted an article alleging a Trump aide was under investigation by Congress.

CNN employs Jeffrey Lord. And yet it lets 3 reporters/editors w/ combined 80 years of experience and a Pulitzer go over one mistaken story? - Daniel Gross

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Monday, June 26, 2017

Advance Apologies

The CBO says the Senate GOP healthcare bill would leave 22 million more without insurance
The Congressional Budget Office on Monday released its analysis for the Senate Republican healthcare bill on Monday, projecting significant coverage losses if the legislation were to become law.

Sorry to leave you with that visual of Trump's crotch that looks like a woman's crotch. How odd.

Dear Bob Mueller-
Please hurry.
America

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

White House: "The press can't bring cameras in here! Who do you guys think you are, the Russians?"- Tea Pain

Maybe The Press Should Start Throwing Shoes At Spicer
The White House press secretary said during a Monday press briefing he was "not aware" of reports that President Donald Trump's son-in-law and adviser, Jared Kushner, had a fractious meeting with Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas.
White House does not plan Ramadan event

Trump suggests he taped conversations w/Comey; now sez he never made tapes. I get that he's a shady crooked creep, but he sucks at that too! - Bette Midler

Fox News (Next Week) "Even if the Trump family actually laundered money with Russia, is that really a crime?" - Tea Pain

Republican Shenanigans

When you awake to see Martin Shkrelli, Bret Michaels & Joe Arpaio trending & wonder which one Trump's nominated to replace Justice Kennedy. - John Fugelsang

Ivanka Vants To Be Alone On Political Stuff
Ivanka Trump is a senior adviser to the president of the United States. Which makes what she told "Fox and Friends" on Monday very, very odd.

Trump is 1st POTUS in decades not marking end of Ramadan with Iftar dinner celebrating end of the fast. 1st POTUS to host Iftar? Jefferson - Andrea Mitchell

US media reminds u that while only 1 party seeks to throw 24 mil off healthcare & privatize Social Sec, aren't both sides equally to blame? - John Fugelsang

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A Muslim model has become the first woman to appear in a hijab on the cover of Allure magazine. She also appears in a fashion spread entitled, “10 Hot Looks for When You’re Detained at the Airport.” - Conan O'Brien

Trump is tweeting about Hillary being crooked again. He always projects. I’m surprised he hasn’t called her orange. - Bette Midler

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Conservative Trumpcare demands
*Uninsured wear cone hat
*Ban on cakes at gay weddings
*Photo of Pelosi included in cancellation notices. - LOLGOP

Here Comes The Aliens!
Anonymous, the global hacking collective, believes that alien life exists—and it thinks that NASA is about to confirm it.
The shadowy group made the claim in a 12-and-a-half-minute video published on an unofficial YouTube channel on Tuesday.

FACT CHECK ON THIS MEME I POSTED LAST WEEK

Sen. McConnell did not receive government funding, he did however receive significant help from the March of Dimes (originally created by President Roosevelt) and the warm springs center in Alabama that FDR built.

http://www.snopes.com/mitch-mcconnell-polio-government-healthcare/

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Business/Tech News

That fire in London shows what happens when "business" tries to loosen safety regulations like they are trying to do here! - Bette Midler

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Meanwhile, Back In California
U.S. wildlife officials gave crucial first approval Monday to California Gov. Jerry Brown's decades-old ambitions to build two massive tunnels that would re-engineer the water system in the nation's most populous state.

My kids think Edvard Munch is the guy who did a painting of the scream emoji.- Conan O'Brien

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Friday, June 23, 2017

#MAGA

Shifting Dollars From Poor to Rich Is a Key Part of the Senate Health Bill
The Affordable Care Act gave health insurance to millions of Americans by shifting resources from the wealthy to the poor and by moving oversight from states to the federal government. The Senate bill introduced Thursday pushes back forcefully on both dimensions.

Americans are learning the hard way. If you allow your government to mess with Vladimir Putin you may lose your health insurance. - Richard W. Painter

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

President Trump’s son-in-law Jared Kushner is in the Middle East to broker a historic peace between Israel and the Palestinians. Kushner thinks real progress will start once both sides stop laughing. - Conan O'Brien

Hmm. Have The "Implants" Been Triggered Yet?
President Obama, angered by Russian hacking during the 2016 elections, authorized a covert cyber operation to deploy "implants" in Russian networks that could be triggered remotely in retaliation to any future cyber aggression by Moscow

Now here’s some news from my home country. In her latest speech her majesty the queen did not mention Donald Trump’s state visit to the U.K., leading some to speculate that it may have been canceled. So apparently two can play this whole travel ban game. - James Corden

Republican Shenanigans

Mitch McConnell wants to force a Senate vote on healthcare before July 4, because if there’s one day you want to take away people’s healthcare, it’s the day when they get drunk and set off fireworks. - Jimmy Fallon

Kellyanne Can't Spin Anymore. Her Comment Makes No Sense.
Kellyanne Conway, a top adviser to President Donald Trump, attempted to spin a question about Russian interference in the 2016 election by saying people who questioned whether Trump could win had actually meddled with the campaign.

In Israel, a court ruled that a religious man cannot force a woman to move seats on an airplane just because he’s afraid of having accidental physical contact with her. It was the landmark case of Israel vs. Mike Pence. - Conan O'Brien

Sounds Like Trump's White House Counsel Is On The Way Out
White House counsel Don McGahn has largely stepped back from managing Donald Trump's response to the expanding Russia investigation, but that hasn't stopped the president from lashing out at him about it anyway.

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"If God made anything better than women, I think he kept it for himself." –Kris Kristofferson

Rock The Voter News

I would blame Nancy Pelosi for Ossoff's loss, but I'm not a sexist asshole who throws women under the bus when things don't go my way. - Charles Clymer

I'd Have More Respect For Bernie If He Stayed In The Democratic Party Instead Of Using It As A Stepping Stone To Run For President
"I speak as the longest serving independent in American congressional history, the Democratic brand is pretty bad," Sanders told CNN's Anderson Cooper on "AC360.

BERNIE: The Democratic brand is WORSE THAN TRUMP.
Really? Worse than gutting health care & deporting DREAMERS? - Mikel Jollet

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Business/Tech News

I love money and all, but if you think your tax cut is worth people dying because they can't get healthcare, you might be a monster. - Danny Zuker

I'm So Old I Remember Mortgage Rates At 10% Under George H. W. Bush
Mortgage rates seem to be stuck in a holding pattern as they hover near yearly lows. According to the latest data released Thursday by Freddie Mac, the 30-year fixed-rate average slipped to 3.9 percent with an average 0.5 point...

Discovery Channel is promoting its upcoming Shark Week by promising to have Olympic swimmer Michael Phelps race a great white shark. But don’t tell him! It’s a surprise! - Seth Myers

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Tuesday, June 27, 2017

Hollywood would reject this script

Monday, June 26, 2017

Advance Apologies

Friday, June 23, 2017

#MAGA

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