Wednesday, May 31, 2017

Dear World

White House will no longer answer questions on Trump-Russia probe
President Trump's administration will cease answering questions from reporters about the investigation into the Trump campaign's alleged ties to Russia, White House press secretary Sean Spicer said Wednesday.



Somebody's takin' this #FakeNews #Witchhunt mighty seriously.  Der Fuhrer has slammed the lid on his #TrumpBunker. - TeaPain








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Dear frightened foreign allies.
Please understand.
In many ways, America is like an old couch.
Trump is the blacklight. - John Fugelsang









The Don Will Be Next
The Luchese family's ruling hierarchy and 16 mob associates were charged Wednesday with murder, drug-dealing, extortion and gambling in a massive federal indictment.







Trump is very relieved to be back in America, where he understands what the protesters are saying.- Conan O'Brien



Republican Shenanigans


I watch pro wrestling not for entertainment, but to evaluate our next crop of presidential candidates.- Conan O'Brien







Trump's Buddy the Philippine President Gets Vulgar About Chelsea Clinton.
Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte denounced Chelsea Clinton in a vulgar speech Wednesday for her criticism of remarks he made last week about rape.



Hi, we're the NRA. We spend millions to make it easier for criminals and deranged people to get guns. Which is why you should arm yourself.- John Fugelsang







Communication Breakdown
The absence of communications director Michael Dubke might already be impacting the White House because the statements coming out of the press office seem a little off. In fact, some online critics are mocking a newly released statement as a “parody” that looks like something President Donald Trump would write himself.
“President Trump has a magnetic personality and exudes positive energy, which is infectious to those around him,” the statement from White House spokeswoman Hope Hicks reads.





Mike Pence is dreamily writing "President Mike Pence" on his spiral notebook. - Conan O'Brien







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Comey To Testify Next Week
Former FBI Director James Comey is planning to testify publicly before the Senate Intelligence Committee as soon as next week about his conversations with President Donald Trump about the Russia investigation...
















Kathy Griffin is out of a job at CNN. 
The cable network on Wednesday terminated its agreement with the comic, who for years has co-hosted its New Year's Eve program with Anderson Cooper, after a photo of Griffin holding a bloody, severed head in the likeness of President Trump went viral on social media.






Liberalism vs Conservatism:  @kathygriffin assaults fake head and loses job.  Greg Gianforte assaults real reporter and goes to Congress. - Tea Pain





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I'd like to hear a report of what Barron Trump thought when he heard his father brag about forcefully grabbing pussies. - Kara Calavera







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"Daddy, why is the world a dystopian hellhole of constant flooding & intense heat?"
"Well son, this woman had a private email server..." - Michael Cohen








I LOVE SCIENCE
With clever chemical tweaks, an old antibiotic can dole out any of three lethal blows to some of the deadliest bacteria—and give evolution one nasty concussion.



When the aliens land I refuse to be the one who explains why Kerry Washington can't legally go topless but Rush Limbaugh can. - John Fugelsang



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Smog alert in Los Angeles, June 1979.

Peace.

Tuesday, May 30, 2017

NOTICE

Russians discussed potentially 'derogatory' information about Trump and associates during campaign
Russian government officials discussed having potentially "derogatory" information about then-presidential candidate Donald Trump and some of his top aides ...



A new poll reveals that only 1 in 4 Americans believes President Trump has actually “drained the swamp.” However, 3 out of 4 Americans believe Trump has “peed in the pool.” - Conan O'Brien



She warned us




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I thought Angela Merkel's speech was fantastic but I was really hoping she'd end it with a #youf*cker. - Andy Borowitz









This White House Is Up To Its Neck With Russians
One of President Donald Trump’s closest confidants, his personal lawyer Michael Cohen, has now become a focus of the expanding congressional investigation into Russian efforts to influence the 2016 campaign





Trump won't criticize despots that behead dissidents, jail journalists or conduct cyberattacks against the US. Instead, he's bashing Germany - Brian Klaas







Manchester Needs This
Singer Ariana Grande could return to Manchester, England, as early as this weekend to perform a benefit concert for the victims of a terrorist attack at her concert there last week that killed 22 and wounded more than 100.



A Republican congressional candidate named Greg Gianforte apparently body-slammed a reporter. Some Republicans are defending him, saying the body slam wasn't a big deal — which they might regret in three years when The Rock runs for president. - Jimmy Fallon







Republican Shenanigans


I celebrated Memorial Day by throwing 5 shoes at Trump; 1 for each deferment to avoid Nam while he supported a draft of not-born-rich kids. - John Fugelsang










What We Have Here Is A Failure To Communicate
Mike Dubke has resigned as White House communications director in the first of what could be a series of changes to President Trump's senior staff amid the growing Russia scandal.






White House communications director Mike Dubke resigns after only 3 months.
World all like "wait, someone was in charge of communications?" - John Fugelsang







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Mike Dubke is out. Which reduces the White House Communications team to Sean Spicer, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, and a Magic 8 Ball. - @rideatdawn tweet








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Roger Waters of PInk Floyd fame began his American Tour in Kansas City with this display.



Trump's first trip overseas as president in 11 words: 
Trump danced with brown skinned Saudis and dissed white skinned Europeans.







While Trump visited NATO headquarters in Brussels, he was caught on camera rudely shoving another world leader out of the way. I mean, is he a president or a bridesmaid positioning to catch the bouquet? Trump tossed that guy aside like one of his ex-wives. - James Corden





Artist's Ego Wounded By Sculpture Of Little Girl
A sculpture meant to protest the "Fearless Girl" statue in Lower Manhattan has been removed.
The New York Post says Upper West Side sculptor Alex Gardega placed his statue of a urinating dog next to the Fearless Girl over the weekend.










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It's come out that the new Republican healthcare bill will hike premiums by 700 percent for the old and sick. It’s not a good sign that the title of the bill is “Walk It Off, Grandpa.” - Conan O'Brien









I Wonder How Trump Will Treat Vietnam
Vietnamese Prime Minister Nguyen Xuan Phuc has a tough task when he visits the White House this week: Convince President Donald Trump to advance trade ties that blossomed under the Obama administration. To do so, Phuc plans to highlight all the U.S. ...





"I went to a place to eat. It said 'breakfast at any time.' So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance." - Steven Wright






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Havasu Falls is a waterfall of Havasu Creek, located in the Grand Canyon, Arizona, United States. It is within Havasupai tribal lands.

Peace.

Monday, May 29, 2017

Remembering the brave who gave their lives so we might live in freedom

Memorial Day losing its meaning, vets groups and families lament
Allison Jaslow heard it more than once as the long holiday weekend approached -- a cheerful "Happy Memorial Day!" from oblivious well-wishers. The former Army captain and Iraq War veteran had a ready reply, telling them, matter-of ...



Trump:
- avoided military service
- mocked a prisoner of war
- insulted a Gold Star family
- cut VA funding in proposed budget
#MemorialDay
- Jeff Tiedrich



I cried when I saw this tweet this morning.


Then I saw this meme.





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"I like people who weren't captured."
-- Donald J. Trump, June 18, 2015






It's 2017, Germany has a woman leader, and the United States is being run by Nazis. Life... comes at you fast. - OhNoSheTwitnt‏



Trump Pisses Off Germany
Germany's foreign minister launched a scathing criticism of Donald Trump on Monday, claiming the US President's actions have "weakened" the West and accusing the US government of standing "against the interests of the European Union.







A crazy thing about being white now is when other white people talk to you about Trump like they assume since you're white you love him too.- OhNoSheTwitnt‏



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Today we honor president Trump's bone spurs, who served him bravely, then died suddenly when the draft was over.  - OhNoSheTwitnt‏




100 Eighth Graders Refused to Pose for a Photo with Paul Ryan
For students across the country, the traditional eighth-grade trip to Washington is a chance to join the throngs on the Mall and perhaps spot some of the world's most powerful people on the grounds of the U.S.











On a personal agony level, watching this president interact with foreign leaders is on par with watching grandpa try to breakdance.- John Fugelsang


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Can the next white supremacist to murder innocent Americans also please leak some White House secrets so the President will mention it?- John Fugelsang



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Jimmy Carter wearing an Allman Brother's Band t-shirt. Godspeed Gregg.



Benghazi and Emails Die a Quiet Death
A federal judge in Washington has dismissed a lawsuit alleging that Hillary Clinton's lax security surrounding her emails led to the deaths of two of the Americans killed in the 2012 attack on the U.S.





The only thing worse than a president who embarrasses us in front of our allies is having our allies be embarrassed for us.- John Fugelsang







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During a NATO meeting , President Trump was seen pushing aside the prime minister of Montenegro so he could move to the front of the group. You're a world leader, a world leader at a meeting of dignitaries and you act like they just called your number at KFC. - Seth Myers










Meanwhile In Russia
Russia completed the maiden flight of its new MS-21 medium-range passenger plane on Sunday, its first foray into mainline commercial aircraft since the collapse of the Soviet Union.







I hold up a $1 dollar bill to the 5-yr old.
"Who's this?"
"George."
"George who?"
"George... Harrison."
I let him keep the dollar. - John Fugelsang








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Happy birthday, Mr. President. John F. Kennedy would have been 100 today. One of my favorite quotes from him is, "We cannot expect that everyone will talk sense to the American people. But we can hope that fewer people will listen to nonsense. "

Peace.