Tuesday, May 30, 2017

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Russians discussed potentially 'derogatory' information about Trump and associates during campaign
Russian government officials discussed having potentially "derogatory" information about then-presidential candidate Donald Trump and some of his top aides ...



A new poll reveals that only 1 in 4 Americans believes President Trump has actually “drained the swamp.” However, 3 out of 4 Americans believe Trump has “peed in the pool.” - Conan O'Brien



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I thought Angela Merkel's speech was fantastic but I was really hoping she'd end it with a #youf*cker. - Andy Borowitz









This White House Is Up To Its Neck With Russians
One of President Donald Trump’s closest confidants, his personal lawyer Michael Cohen, has now become a focus of the expanding congressional investigation into Russian efforts to influence the 2016 campaign





Trump won't criticize despots that behead dissidents, jail journalists or conduct cyberattacks against the US. Instead, he's bashing Germany - Brian Klaas







Manchester Needs This
Singer Ariana Grande could return to Manchester, England, as early as this weekend to perform a benefit concert for the victims of a terrorist attack at her concert there last week that killed 22 and wounded more than 100.



A Republican congressional candidate named Greg Gianforte apparently body-slammed a reporter. Some Republicans are defending him, saying the body slam wasn't a big deal — which they might regret in three years when The Rock runs for president. - Jimmy Fallon







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I celebrated Memorial Day by throwing 5 shoes at Trump; 1 for each deferment to avoid Nam while he supported a draft of not-born-rich kids. - John Fugelsang










What We Have Here Is A Failure To Communicate
Mike Dubke has resigned as White House communications director in the first of what could be a series of changes to President Trump's senior staff amid the growing Russia scandal.






White House communications director Mike Dubke resigns after only 3 months.
World all like "wait, someone was in charge of communications?" - John Fugelsang







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Mike Dubke is out. Which reduces the White House Communications team to Sean Spicer, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, and a Magic 8 Ball. - @rideatdawn tweet








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Roger Waters of PInk Floyd fame began his American Tour in Kansas City with this display.



Trump's first trip overseas as president in 11 words: 
Trump danced with brown skinned Saudis and dissed white skinned Europeans.







While Trump visited NATO headquarters in Brussels, he was caught on camera rudely shoving another world leader out of the way. I mean, is he a president or a bridesmaid positioning to catch the bouquet? Trump tossed that guy aside like one of his ex-wives. - James Corden





Artist's Ego Wounded By Sculpture Of Little Girl
A sculpture meant to protest the "Fearless Girl" statue in Lower Manhattan has been removed.
The New York Post says Upper West Side sculptor Alex Gardega placed his statue of a urinating dog next to the Fearless Girl over the weekend.










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It's come out that the new Republican healthcare bill will hike premiums by 700 percent for the old and sick. It’s not a good sign that the title of the bill is “Walk It Off, Grandpa.” - Conan O'Brien









I Wonder How Trump Will Treat Vietnam
Vietnamese Prime Minister Nguyen Xuan Phuc has a tough task when he visits the White House this week: Convince President Donald Trump to advance trade ties that blossomed under the Obama administration. To do so, Phuc plans to highlight all the U.S. ...





"I went to a place to eat. It said 'breakfast at any time.' So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance." - Steven Wright






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Havasu Falls is a waterfall of Havasu Creek, located in the Grand Canyon, Arizona, United States. It is within Havasupai tribal lands.

Peace.

Monday, May 29, 2017

Remembering the brave who gave their lives so we might live in freedom

Memorial Day losing its meaning, vets groups and families lament
Allison Jaslow heard it more than once as the long holiday weekend approached -- a cheerful "Happy Memorial Day!" from oblivious well-wishers. The former Army captain and Iraq War veteran had a ready reply, telling them, matter-of ...



Trump:
- avoided military service
- mocked a prisoner of war
- insulted a Gold Star family
- cut VA funding in proposed budget
#MemorialDay
- Jeff Tiedrich



I cried when I saw this tweet this morning.


Then I saw this meme.





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"I like people who weren't captured."
-- Donald J. Trump, June 18, 2015






It's 2017, Germany has a woman leader, and the United States is being run by Nazis. Life... comes at you fast. - OhNoSheTwitnt‏



Trump Pisses Off Germany
Germany's foreign minister launched a scathing criticism of Donald Trump on Monday, claiming the US President's actions have "weakened" the West and accusing the US government of standing "against the interests of the European Union.







A crazy thing about being white now is when other white people talk to you about Trump like they assume since you're white you love him too.- OhNoSheTwitnt‏



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Today we honor president Trump's bone spurs, who served him bravely, then died suddenly when the draft was over.  - OhNoSheTwitnt‏




100 Eighth Graders Refused to Pose for a Photo with Paul Ryan
For students across the country, the traditional eighth-grade trip to Washington is a chance to join the throngs on the Mall and perhaps spot some of the world's most powerful people on the grounds of the U.S.











On a personal agony level, watching this president interact with foreign leaders is on par with watching grandpa try to breakdance.- John Fugelsang


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Can the next white supremacist to murder innocent Americans also please leak some White House secrets so the President will mention it?- John Fugelsang



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Jimmy Carter wearing an Allman Brother's Band t-shirt. Godspeed Gregg.



Benghazi and Emails Die a Quiet Death
A federal judge in Washington has dismissed a lawsuit alleging that Hillary Clinton's lax security surrounding her emails led to the deaths of two of the Americans killed in the 2012 attack on the U.S.





The only thing worse than a president who embarrasses us in front of our allies is having our allies be embarrassed for us.- John Fugelsang







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During a NATO meeting , President Trump was seen pushing aside the prime minister of Montenegro so he could move to the front of the group. You're a world leader, a world leader at a meeting of dignitaries and you act like they just called your number at KFC. - Seth Myers










Meanwhile In Russia
Russia completed the maiden flight of its new MS-21 medium-range passenger plane on Sunday, its first foray into mainline commercial aircraft since the collapse of the Soviet Union.







I hold up a $1 dollar bill to the 5-yr old.
"Who's this?"
"George."
"George who?"
"George... Harrison."
I let him keep the dollar. - John Fugelsang








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Happy birthday, Mr. President. John F. Kennedy would have been 100 today. One of my favorite quotes from him is, "We cannot expect that everyone will talk sense to the American people. But we can hope that fewer people will listen to nonsense. "

Peace.

Friday, May 26, 2017

Montana Bodyslammer Gets Elected. D.C. Press Corp Reacts.

Gianforte's victory after assaulting reporter reflects rising tribalism in American politics
Greg Gianforte admitted to attacking a reporter and apologized during his victory speech last night, as he kept Montana's sole House seat in Republican hands.



The Republican congressional candidate for a special election in Montana yesterday reportedly body-slammed a journalist after he asked a question about the Republican health care plan. Now, to be fair, that basically is the Republican health care plan. - Seth Myers







The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump


I no longer think Trump conspired with Russia to win the election, because he would have bragged about it to a barista by now. - Conan O'Brien








Trump Bullies Germans
President Donald Trump has said Germans are “bad” for having a large trade surplus with the United States, drawing attention to a contentious issue at a summit of world leaders where trade is already a sticking point.



Soon, a politician will hack up a reporter with a chainsaw & a majority will say, "He still gets my vote because he supports school vouchers" - Erik Bransteen






Republican Shenanigans


Usually I'm against nepotism but I would support Jared Kushner going to the same prison as his father. - Andy Borowitz








The media's obsession with Trump voters is like sympathizing with drunk drivers instead of the innocent people they mow over. -@goldengateblond




Jesus Christ. Trump Always Was Nuts.
A Nobel Prize-winning cardiologist says that Donald Trump has had “Russia mania” for decades, and that the president once asked for his help in order to get close to the former head of the Soviet Union....and then he took his thumb and he hit the desk and he said, ‘And within one hour the Cold War would be over!’ I sat there dumbfounded. ‘Who is this self-inflated individual? Is he sane or what?'”



I would say that Melania's anti-bullying campaign hasn't really taken off. - Andy Borowitz






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In Rare Consensus, 28 NATO Nations Agree That Trump is Asshole. - Andy Borowitz



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GOP strategist admits he colluded with Russian hackers to hurt Hillary Clinton, Democrats
The U.S. intelligence community has long since concluded Russia meddled in the 2016 election, and it was reported shortly after the 2016 presidential election that a GOP superPAC linked to Paul Ryan used illegally hacked material to attack Democratic... 




Easy to ridicule Montana for electing a congressman who assaulted one man until you remember that the United States elected a President who boasted about assaulting multiple women. - Andy Borowitz





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Trump called Germany "bad, very bad" for their car exports days after doing a sword dance with a regime that beheads dissidents with swords. - Brian Klaas







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Costs associated with body slamming, such as X-rays to the elbow and other injured body parts, would have to be paid for out of pocket under the G.O.P. plan. - Andy Borowitz









Trump Was Right! Lying Ted!
The Federal Election Commission (FEC) on Thursday said that Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas) improperly accounted for Goldman Sachs loans he received during his 2012 Senate campaign.
The FEC’s finding, which was posted on its website, marked a rare moment of agreement between the agency’s five commissioners.








They make cat food out of cow, fish, turkey, chicken & lamb meat.
But not mouse meat.
Which is probably all cats really want. - John Fugelsang






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FYI: I in no way resemble the woman above.





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A Zeppelin flying above the more than 4,000 year old pyramids of Giza in Egypt, 1931. I wonder what those Egyptian men were thinking?

Best Wishes for a Peaceful Weekend.