Friday, May 19, 2017

White House Staff Reacts To Trump Going Overseas

Trump told Russians firing 'nut job' Comey eased pressure on him: report
President Trump told Russian officials his firing of FBI Director James Comey relieved “great pressure” on him, calling the former FBI chief a “nut job,” The New York Times reported Friday.
"I just fired the head of the F.B.I. He was crazy, a real nut job," Trump said, according to a report based on a summary of the meeting obtained by the Times.



There's only one nut job in the WH that needs to be fired. Several liars, few criminals, couple idiots, and one total fucking nutcase. - Alt Fed Employee Tweet










The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump



Dear Foreign Heads of State,
When Trump comes to visit, make sure his bed has rubber sheets.
Don't ask why. Just trust me on this. - Jeff Tiedrich







Russians are our friends.
California Congressman Warned About Russians
The F.B.I. warned a Republican congressman in 2012 that Russian spies were trying to recruit him, officials said, an example of how aggressively Russian agents have tried to influence Washington politics.
The congressman, Dana Rohrabacher of California, has been known for years as one of Moscow’s biggest defenders in Washington and as a vocal opponent of American economic sanctions against Russia. He claims to have lost a drunken arm-wrestling match with the current Russian president, Vladimir V. Putin, in the 1990s. He is one of President Trump’s staunchest allies on Capitol Hill.




Boris Yeltsin, the first President of the Russian Federation, in party mode. June 10, 1996. Good times after the Wall came down and before Putin.



I sympathize with GOP. It's hard picking between an amoral POTUS who betrays America to Russian & using him to kill Americans with Trumpcare. - Mrs. Betty Bowers







Republican Shenanigans



Fred Flintstone impersonator, Sean Hannity, is hypocritically imploring us: "Only speak good of the dead." OK. Roger Ailes is dead. Good. - Mrs. Betty Bowers









Mini-Trump In The Making?
The Republican mayoral candidate in a central Pennsylvania borough has been jailed following his election night arrest on charges he tried to break into one of his rental properties during a dispute with a tenant.









Trump's message for his Middle East visit: "No one in this region has been persecuted as much as me." - Andy Borowitz




Ryan Warns Of Leaks To Come
Speaker Paul Ryan (R-Wis.) says the possibility that more secret recordings could be leaked is a “cause for concern” after a leak emerged from a 2016 House GOP leadership meeting. 





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Biden Looking To Further Divide Democrats. Sad.
Former Vice President Joe Biden still isn't done with Hillary Clinton and the 2016 election -- and that may be why he refuses to rule out running again for president in 2020.








When Bernie Sanders and Joe Biden boast that they would have done better than Hillary, I hope they realize it makes THEM look bad, not her. - Peter Daou




This Is How A Special Prosecutor Treated The Clintons
We Arkansans who remember the assault of Kenneth Starr and his army upon our state are amused at the current party leader who’s whining about being “mistreated.” The tragic trail of families disrupted, reputations defamed, and lives destroyed by this man and his legions, will remain in collective memories for years to come. They include those of a dear lady who witnessed her personal library subpoenaed because some books “contained coded messages,” according to a Starr operative. These consisted of dates with suspicious lettering beside them, such as “tg, pc, mp, ml, and fc.” The worst James Bond villain couldn’t have posed a greater threat to our national security. The only thing missing was crime-scene tape.






To All the Countries Trump is About to Visit: 
Please don't judge all Americans. He's the very worst one, I swear. - Andy Borowitz


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Praising his Presidency, Trump said today that "the track we're on is record-setting." He is so right - no President has had an independent counsel on his ass just four months in.- Andy Borowitz







On the passing of Roger Ailes



EPA Stonewalls Senator
Sen. Tom Carper resubmitted a request for information and documents to Environmental Protection Agency Administrator Scott Pruitt after receiving a nonresponsive letter from his office.








the ppl who said
Bill Clinton's immoral
HRC's dangerously careless
BHO's inexperienced & plays too much golf
gave us Combover Caligula. - John Fugelsang







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Thursday, May 18, 2017

Day #119

Deputy attorney general appoints special counsel to oversee probe of Russian interference in election
Calls for a special counsel intensified after Trump fired FBI Director ... “In my capacity as acting attorney general I determined that it is in the


The fat lady is warming up her vocal chords. - Rob Reiner






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Israel was the source of the intelligence Trump gave to the Russians. And oopsa shalom — Trump is scheduled to visit Israel next week. That is really going to be one awkward state dinner. “Mr. President, can you please pass the hummus, or would you prefer to pass it directly to Russia?” - Stephen Colbert



Special Counsel Mueller Is Going To Have His Hands Full
U.S. spies reportedly heard a Russian military intelligence officer bragging about his organization planning to target Hillary Clinton in May 2016.
The officer told a colleague that GRU would cause havoc in America’s presidential election....









Mercy, I Do Believe Flynn Is A Full Fledged Flim Flam Man
Fresh controversy swirled around former US national security adviser Michael Flynn Thursday after one report claimed he told the Trump transition team he was under federal investigation before he started in the role, and another said he opposed a ...




Top Republican on Senate intelligence panel says Michael Flynn's lawyers say he won't honor subpoena. - Bradd Jaffy, NBC News








According to the New York Times, President Trump asked former FBI Director James Comey to shut down the investigation into former National Security Adviser Michael Flynn. And that comes on the heels of revelations that Trump shared highly classified information with Russian officials last week. You know, at this point, I’d give anything to return to the simpler days of the campaign. The days when the only thing he gave away was his autograph. - Seth Myers



Republican Shenanigans







"Mocking Roger Ailes' death is disgraceful!" - the people who cheered when Hillary got pneumonia and joked about her dying every day. - OhNoSheTwitnt‏




Trump Family Is In Attack Mode
President Trump's son-in-law and senior adviser, Jared Kushner, reportedly advocated an "attack" response style over a more measured reaction in a White House huddle on Wednesday, according to a new report.






It is rumored that Fox News host Kimberly Guilfoyle could replace Sean Spicer as White House press secretary. Spicer’s friends were going to take him out for drinks, but he said, “Actually, I’ve been drunk since January.” - Jimmy Fallon





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Roger Ailes is dead.
To honor his passin', Fox News will blame his death on Hillary Clinton & John Podesta.
Roger would have liked that. - Tea Pain



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Easy fix

1. Trump makes Pence resign
2. Trump names Ryan VP
3. Trump resigns, Ryan pardons him
4. Ryan names Trump as VP
5. Ryan resigns.
- Tea Pain





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Trump's Calls to Putin Now Going Straight to Voicemail. - Andy Borowitz






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"The President is his own worst enemy. He is going to basically hang himself with 140 characters at a time." - Sen. Dick Durbin




A New Spin On Trickle Down Economics
Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin (mih-NOO'-shin) says a goal of 3 percent economic growth is achievable if the United States makes historic changes in taxes and regulation.








A new study found that more than half of American doctors are burnt out, exhausted, and losing their sense of purpose. So, if your doctor seems burnt out, exhausted, and losing their sense of purpose, ask if Zoloft might be right for them. - Jimmy Fallon






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Life, uh, finds a way. - Dr Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park

Peace.

Wednesday, May 17, 2017

The Plot Thickens


House Speaker Paul Ryan said Wednesday that people are trying to harm President Trump and that Congress would continue to gather facts.
“We need the facts,” said Ryan at his weekly press conference. “It is obvious there are some people out there who want to harm the president. But we have an obligation to carry out our oversight regardless of which party is in the White House. And that means before rushing to judgment, we get all pertinent information.”


Nation Allows Itself 5 Minutes To Believe This All Going To Be Over Soon - The Onion








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I don't ask for much. All I want is for Trump to be caught committing a crime while on his Middle East trip and then put on trial under Sharia law. - Andy Borowitz





Jail The Messengers Before Shooting Them
Trump said Comey should consider jailing reporters for publishing classified information, a Comey associate said








Trump and Turkey's authoritarian strongman, Erdogan, met yesterday. Both had a son-in-law advising at the meeting, in official positions. - Brian Klaas









Trump's Russian Connection?
A new report in the Wall Street Journal reveals that a Trump-branded hotel in Toronto received an urgently needed cash injection via a deal financed by a Russian state-run bank.









Republican Shenanigans







Messenger Suppression Before The Shooting
CNN’s Jake Tapper said today that the network was asked by the Trump administration not to share information that President Trump reportedly shared with top Russian officials last week.













The man who spread a massive conspiracy theory about the president's birthplace is complaining that he, as president, gets unfair treatment. - Sam Stein




Mar-a-Lago's Sloppy Wireless Security
Two weeks ago, on a sparkling spring morning, we went trawling along Florida’s coastal waterway. But not for fish.
We parked a 17-foot motor boat in a lagoon about 800 feet from the back lawn of the Mar-a-Lago Club in Palm Beach, and pointed a two-foot wireless antenna that resembled a potato gun toward the club. Within a minute, we spotted three weakly encrypted Wi-Fi networks. We could have hacked them in less than five minutes, but we refrained.






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You know how many times I've heard Obama or Hillary complain about how unfairly they were treated? ZERO. - OhNoSheTwitnt‏




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President tells Coast Guard grads: "look at the way I've been treated lately, especially by the media...no one's been treated worse"








The Long Tentacles Of PTSD
Nearly two-thirds of the 91,764 U.S. troops who were separated from the military for misconduct in a recent four-year period had been diagnosed with post-traumatic stress, a traumatic brain injury or another condition that can lead to misconduct 





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Biz/Tech News


A 101-year-old man recently became the oldest person to sky dive. At least that’s the explanation coming from United Airlines. - Seth Myers





The Trump Effect
U.S. equities fell sharply on Wednesday as investors fretted over the latest news coming out of Washington. Traditional safe havens, in turn, caught a bid as the benchmark 10-year yield fell to about 2.23 percent.









Parents at a Florida school are reportedly outraged after a video surfaced of students in a classroom twerking and giving lap dances. Or as it’s called in Florida, Career Day. - Seth Myers





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