Wednesday, May 3, 2017

FBI Director's Testimony. Sad.

Comey hearing: FBI chief defends 'right choice' on handling Clinton email probe
FBI Director James Comey strongly defended Wednesday his decision to alert Congress just days before the 2016 election about his agency's investigation into emails potentially related to Hillary Clinton's personal server, telling senators while the idea of impacting the election made him "mildly nauseous," he would not change what he did.



Russia hacked for him
Wikileaks leaked for him
Media nonstop promoted him
Comey shilled for him
And all along he told us it would be rigged. - John Fugelsang







Comey's "speak or conceal" explanation falls completely apart when you recall he chose "speak" for the Clinton probe & "conceal" for Trump. - Matthew Miller



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President Trump also said he would be honored to meet North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un. Trump said, “He’s my kind of guy — he’s crazy, he’s overweight, and he has a ridiculous haircut. We should get together!” - Conan O'Brien





The Trump Effect
A wealthy Manhattanite was arrested for beating an Asian man while shouting about immigrants and “white power,” police said.
Steven Zatorski, 48, was arrested and charged with assault after witnesses told an NYPD transit cop about the beating, according to police.












Trump is a politician for people who found Michele Bachmann too cerebral. - Andy Borowitz







Republican Shenanigans


Obama denies wiretapping Trump: "Like I’d want to hear more from that fool." - Andy Borowitz








Trump's Tweets Bash Comey And Clinton
President Donald Trump on Tuesday night bashed his FBI director, James Comey, and Hillary Clinton, after Clinton placed some blame on the FBI for her loss in the 2016 election.





Comey says he's "mildly nauseous" about his effect on President election.
The guy destroyed America & all he needs is a little Pepto Bismol? - Erik Bransteen







New Yorkers Should Throw Rotten Apples At Trump
...Thursday, Trump will return to his home city for the first time since becoming president.
He might not like what he finds. Despite having spent almost 70 years of his life in the Big Apple, stepping out on the town, cultivating and manipulating tabloid newspapers, and slapping his name on anything that didn’t move, he is widely unpopular in New York City.





An Australian family managed to save the life of a lizard they found at the bottom of their pool by performing CPR on it. Can you imagine putting your lips on a lizard? And then Melania Trump was like, “Yeah, I can.” - James Corden



Donald and Melania have very similar signatures.



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Media: "When is Hillary going to take full responsibility?"
Hillary: "I take full responsibility"
Media: "WHY WON'T HILLARY SHUT UP"
- Jeff Tiedrich


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Only the KGB knows for sure.
Hillary Places Blame Where It Belongs
Hillary Clinton delivered her most forceful critique of President Donald Trump's 2016 victory on Tuesday, taking personal responsibility for her failed campaign but also pointed to the timing of a letter from FBI Director James Comey and Russian interference as factors.
"If the election had been on October 27, I would be your president," she told CNN's Christiane Amanpour at a Women for Women International event in New York.



President Trump said yesterday that being president has been a big burden on his family. “Yes, but somehow we manage,” said Melania from her penthouse in New York. - Seth Myers



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House Republicans are again trying to repeal and replace Obamacare, even though they don’t have the votes. House Republicans defended themselves and said, “Please, it’s a soothing ritual that comforts us.” - Conan O'Brien





The Trump Effect Continues 
President Donald Trump's travel ban and the "drastic changes" his administration has introduced in his first four months as president has hurt business at United Arab Emirates-based luxury hotel and lifestyle group H'Mark Hospitality, says the company



"Muslim headscarves? What a cruel & primitive superstition!" screamed the circumcised Western man. - John Fugelsang‏





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The Flying Duck Orchid. Wow, nature mimics nature.

Peace.

Tuesday, May 2, 2017

Mar-a-Lago entertainment

Ross: Trump Syria strike ‘after-dinner entertainment’
Commerce Secretary Wilbur Ross says President Trump’s missile strike in Syria served as “after-dinner entertainment” at Mar-a-Lago... “It was in lieu of after-dinner entertainment. The thing was, it didn’t cost the president anything to have that entertainment.”



In my 6+ decades on this planet I've never seen such disregard for truth, justice and the American way. Superman, where are you?



Satan's got a special party room for guys like Wilbur Ross in lieu of after-dinner entertainment. - John Fugelsang







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It’s no surprise that Donald J. Trump thinks that the Civil War could have been avoided. From personal experience, he learned that the Vietnam War could be avoided. #bonespurs - Andy Borowitz





The Great Dismantler Wants A Government Shutdown
President Donald Trump tweeted Tuesday that the country needs a "good 'shutdown,'" as well advocated for changing Senate rules, in a pair of tweets ...













Q. What's dumber than a POTUS who doesn't understand the Civil War or how a bill becomes law?
A. His loyal voting base that doesn't care.
- John Fugelsang



I Imagine South Koreans Are Very Nervous Now
South Korea is on the brink of electing a liberal president with distinctly different ideas from the Trump administration on how to deal with North Korea - potentially complicating efforts to punish Kim Jong Un's regime.








Republican Shenanigans


Racism, stupidity and inherited wealth were the causes of the Civil War. Oh wait - my bad. Those were the causes of Donald Trump. - Andy Borowitz




Trumpcare Losing GOP Support
The loss of Mr. Upton, an influential Republican voice on health care, was a huge blow, and it came as Republican leaders faced an onslaught of advocacy groups, political attack ads and even a late-night talk show host, Jimmy Kimmel, saying the bill ..









The Oval Office is the one place Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte can go and not be the worst person in the room. - Andy Borowitz






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Glad to see Mika & Joe admit that Trump's behavior is pathological. I'd also like to see them admit that they normalized him. #morningjoe - @RVAwonk tweet



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Scientists To Challenge Republican Candidates
Jason Westin works in Texas at one of the country’s top cancer hospitals, but on Wednesday he’ll ditch his lab for the campaign trail and an upstart congressional bid.
Westin, who designs clinical trials for cancer treatments, isn’t the only candidate this cycle looking to make the switch from science to politics in the era of President Trump









"History books will refer to this period as a time of mass delusion. We weren’t prepared for the internet. We thought the internet would bring all these wonderful things, such as research, medicine, science, an accelerated society of good. But all we did was hold up a mirror to society and we saw how angry, sick and hateful humans can be.” - Leonard Pozner whose son died in the Sandy Hook Massacre


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Biz/Tech News

New Law Requires Welfare Recipients To Submit Sweat To Prove How Hard They’re Looking For Job. - The Onion


Is Jared going to Trump's hairdresser?



Trump's Capo Caught Lying
Jared Kushner didn't disclose his business ties with George Soros, Peter Thiel, and Goldman Sachs, or that he owes $1 billion in loans....














Shout out to everyone who hated Hillary more than they hated racism, sexism, lying, mocking the handicapped & being suckered by a conman. - John Fugelsang





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This is what children did before the Internet.

Peace.

Monday, May 1, 2017

The Whitey Tighties

Priebus: Trump Considering Amending or Abolishing 1st Amendment
A number of press reports have picked up this exchange this morning between ABC’s Jonathan Karl and White House Chief of Staff Reince Priebus. But people have missed the real significance. Priebus doesn’t discuss changing ‘press laws’ or ‘libel laws’. He specifically says that the White House has considered and continues to consider amending or even abolishing the 1st Amendment because of critical press coverage of President Trump


According to a new CNN poll, 44 percent of Americans approve of the job President Trump is doing as he approaches his 100th day in office. While the other 56 percent said, “It’s only been 100 days?!” - Seth Myers






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If you are one of the people confused about why the civil war happened...slavery. Start there. - Christopher C. Cuomo










Smoke & Mirrors?
Philippines President Rodrigo Duterte said he could not commit to visiting the White House after President Trump invited him this weekend, saying “I am tied up.”
“I cannot make any definite promise. I am supposed to go to Russia; I am supposed to go to Israel,” he said...










Sebastian Gorka is the first--but probably not the last--Nazi to be forced out of the White House. Think about that. - George Takei







trump's civil war comments will seem pretty quaint when the nukes start falling. - @echedgar  tweet


Republican Shenanigans



The White House invited reporters to bring their kids with them this morning for Take Your Kids to Work Day. Or as Trump calls it, every day. - Jimmy Fallon








GOP Renew Attacks On Pelosi
Move over Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton, Republicans have a new campaign boogeyman. Well, sort of new. It's more of an encore for Nancy Pelosi, the 77-year-old House Democratic leader who spent four years as the nation's first ...









Ivanka keeps doing business out of the WH. She should peddle a skincare line. Her dad’s presidency is aging the sh*t out of us all. - Bette Midler






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Yale Republicans = cru·el·ty
ˈkro͞o(É™)ltÄ“/
noun
callous indifference to or pleasure in causing pain and suffering.
Yale University's local College Republicans chapter held a barbecue on Friday near the fasting site of campus union organizers participating in a hunger strike directed against the university. Bragging about the wafting, delicious smells on Facebook, it appears to have been a move to torment the fasting grad students, who have thus far gone days without food in a protest for their worker's rights struggle.






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FYI: I'll bet my bank account that Hillary, given 30 minutes, could write an accurate longform essay on the causes of the Civil War. - Charles Clymer







Abracadabra:China Could've Hacked The Election
In conversation with John Dickerson, the president suggested that maybe it wasn’t Russia behind the email hacking that took place during the election season that led up to his presidency. In fact, it “could’ve been China,” he said.....





When will PocoPenis Trump stop calling Senator Warren "Pocahontas?" - Madeline Begun Kane




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Biz/Tech News


Report: American Dream Now An Out-Of-Court Settlement. - The Onion








If Anyone Believes This I Have A Bridge In Brooklyn To Sell
President Trump said Monday he’s considering breaking up major Wall Street banks, and could support bringing back a Depression-era law separating consumer and investment banking.





The year is 2052, President Cooterpie has declared war on That Island of Plastic Garbage in the Pacific, and the Stones are still touring. - Conan O'Brien






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Car Polo ...never really caught on after some early mishaps.

Peace.