Monday, April 17, 2017

Just like that Putin Punts Trump

Russian state TV calls Trump 'more dangerous' than North Korean dictator: report
The head of a Kremlin-run news agency said President Trump is “more dangerous” than the North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un, according to a Monday Bloomberg Politics report.
“Trump is more impulsive and unpredictable than Kim Jong-Un,” Dmitry Kiselyov said Sunday on his show “Vesti Nedelyi.”


So we're less than 100 days into Trump and we're closer to a nuclear war than we've been all century. So this is going exactly as predicted. - LOLGOP






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North Korea Offers Unconditional Surrender After Mike Pence Angrily Squints At It. - Andy Borowitz







Russia's New Army: Robots
Russia's Fedor robot has learned to shoot guns with impressive precision. How do companies like Google, groups and individuals try to stop killer robots from taking over the world?










If Flynn's lies hadn't been uncovered, it's likely Trump's National Security Adviser would still be a paid foreign agent of Turkey's despot. - Brian Klaas







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The Obama's spent every Easter attending church service. Trump hasn't attended church once since his inauguration. Where's the GOP outrage? - Matt McDermott





Democrats Cleared Of Fake News Attack
A review of the surveillance material flagged by House Intelligence Committee Chairman Devin Nunes shows no inappropriate action by Susan Rice or any other Obama administration official, Republican and Democratic Congressional aides who have been briefed on the matter told NBC News.







Come on, chickensh*t, if you're man enough to drop a mega-bomb on Afghanistan, you should be man enough to release your tax returns. - Stephen King







Congratulations to the first lady, Melania Trump, who just got a nice payout from a British tabloid newspaper, The Daily Mail. According to CNN, Melania received $2.9 million in damages, which she's using to build an escape tunnel back to Slovenia. - Jimmy Kimmel





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If Pence is complicit with Trump, we gotta bring'em down together lest Trump resigns & Pence pardons the whole herd. This is the hold up. - Tea Pain






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Tweeting During The Easter Egg Roll 
As thousands began to gather on the White House lawn Monday for the annual Easter Egg Roll, President Trump again took on the media, the Democrats, and the Obama administration via one of his favorite activities: Tweeting. "'The first 90 days of my ...




It's now ok again for an American President to play golf and bomb foreign countries. It was just a matter of waitin' for the white time.- Tea Pain





I'm pitching a game show about Twitter called "Illiterate Troll or Russian Bot?" - John Fugelsang


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A new article says that Donald Trump has changed the definition of the word "conservative." It used to mean "traditional" and "right leaning" - now it means "batsh*t crazy." - Conan O'Brien






Boeing Laying Off Engineers
Boeing Co. plans to lay off hundreds of engineers amid slowing aircraft sales, the company announced Monday. The workforce reduction scheduled for June 23 comes after the Chicago-based manufacturer laid off 1,800 mechanics and engineers earlier this ...



My two favorite things about Easter morning are (1) hiding the eggs and (2) the looks on my kids' faces when the snakes start to hatch. - Conan O'Brien






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April the giraffe finally had her baby amidst much media coverage. April got her revenge though, she kicked one of the vets and chased him out of her pen.

Peace.

Friday, April 14, 2017

War-a-Lago

The White House Will Keep Its Visitor Logs Secret
The Trump Administration will not disclose logs of those who visit the White House complex, breaking with his predecessor, the White House announced Friday.



Of course Trump is keeping the White House Visitor Logs secret, his secret tax returns need company.



Rather than a wall, America should build a giant mirror, to reflect what we have become. - Bette Midler




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The question remains what does Putin have on Trump that he is seemingly the ONLY person Trump will not criticize in any way? - Rep. Maxine Waters (D-CA)



Trump Pumps Up Kim Jong Un's Testosterone
A top North Korean official is threatening a preemptive strike against the U.S. if his nation believes America is taking "reckless" military action.









Trump Testosterone Talk Is Spreading
U.S. Central Command spokesmen confirmed the decision to drop a 21,000-pound bomb in Afghanistan Thursday was based, at least in part, on Donald Trump’s promise to “bomb the sh*t out of the enemy.”



Trump demanded Obama's birth certificate but refuses to release the White House visitor logs. - Matt Murphy








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Kim Jong-un and Jared Kushner are both extremely compelling arguments against nepotism. - Andy Borowitz









Ivanka Trump Went To This Boarding School Which Would Explain A Lot
An internal investigation into allegations of sexual abuse at the elite Choate Rosemary Hall boarding school found a four-decade pattern of abuse, including a dozen former teachers who sexually molested students, at least one case of rape and a...








I wish President Trump would stop calling “Good Friday” “Tremendous Friday, the Greatest Friday you’ve ever seen.” - Conan O'Brien




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"President Trump is still settling into the White House, and I read that Trump's gold curtains in the Oval Office are the same ones Hillary picked out for Bill Clinton in 1993. So she may not be president, but Hillary still figured out a way to throw some shade." –Jimmy Fallon



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They're Still Spreading Fake News About Obama
"Obama tax audit exposes MILLIONS in offshore accounts stolen from taxpayers," read the headline on an April 4, 2017, post on FederalistTribune.





This is your reminder that the Attorney General of the United States committed perjury during his confirmation and Congress doesn't care. - Wil Wheaton







Sadly, Sean Spicer does not even crack the list of the ten dumbest people in this White House. - Andy Borowitz


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Maybe a president who's being investigated by the FBI for collusion shouldn't have the authority to drop bombs. - Alyssa Milano






Trump Lowers Testosterone Level With China
The Trump administration has chosen not to brand China a currency manipulator in an official report, reversing one of the president's most prominent campaign promises on trade.



Good Friday is when we honor the most famous innocent brown-skinned man to ever get the death penalty. - John Fugelsang







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Watch out for wabbits!

Peace.

Thursday, April 13, 2017

Russia, Russia and More Russia

Classified docs contradict Nunes surveillance claims, GOP and Dem sources say
After a review of the same intelligence reports brought to light by House Intelligence Chairman Devin Nunes, both Republican and Democratic lawmakers and aides have so far found no evidence that Obama administration officials did anything unusual or illegal, multiple sources in both parties tell CNN.



Last 72 hrs:
1 Election hacker arrested in Spain.
2 Page FISA warrant revealed
3 Manafort received $1.2M from pro-Putin dude 
4 Nunes Lied



“I worked very hard on Trump’s 2016 campaign, and, at the end of the day, I have no more to show for it than Chris Christie does," a bitter Putin said. - Andy Borowitz







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Headlines come and go, but this stays: an unqualified, reckless & often unhinged man is president, advised by less qualified family members. - Brian Klaas
 







Trump & His Dangerous Toys
The U.S. military has for the first time dropped its largest non-nuclear bomb in combat, against ISIS in Afghanistan, CNN reported Thursday.
The Defense Department dropped a Massive Ordnance Air Blast Bomb (MOAB) on a tunnel used by the Islamic State in Iraq and Syria, the report said.  






Since you'll ask, yes the President was eating chocolate cake while the bombs were being dropped in Afghanistan. - Sean Spicer Tweet today








Donald Trump: "Glad to be in Mar-a-lago for Easter. No better place to contemplate Jesus' teachings and sacrifice than my big gold mansion." - Tea Party Cat



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"Follow the trail of dead Russians tied to this investigation."  - Former FBI Agent Clint Watts




Mar-a-Lago's Restaurant Food Is Not Cool. Literally.
Just days before the state visit of Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe to Mar-a-Lago, President Donald Trump’s Palm Beach private club, Florida restaurant inspectors found potentially dangerous raw fish and cited the club for storing food in two broken down coolers.
Inspectors found 13 violations at the fancy club’s kitchen, according to recently published reports — a record for an institution that charges $200,000 in initiation fees.







My my my. Here's a screenshot of how astute Maureen Dowd of the New York Times was in 2016.






This GOP rep is a plumber and if anyone knows crap, it's him!
Rep. Markwayne Mullin (R-Okla.) faced off with constituents at a town hall this week, telling the audience that they don't pay his salary.
"You say you pay for me to do this? That’s bullcrap," Mullin said at the town hall in Jay, Okla., according to a video of the incident.







Sorry, Eric Trump: Nepotism is not beautiful, especially when it results in a handbag designer being a top presidential adviser. - America Resurgent‏ Tweet


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Trump, who just signed a bill allowing mining co's to dump coal waste into US waterways, is outraged that Assad would poison his own people. - John Fugelsang



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Twitter Billionaire Donates To Obama
The billionaire co-founder of Twitter is among the new donors to the Obama Foundation, which on Thursday made public the names of almost two dozen major donors from the first three months of the year.









The North Korea situation is mighty dicey.  You can't predict how a maniacal cult leader with a huge army will react. Or Kim Jong Un either. - Tea Pain


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With President Forrest Trump, every day is like a rancid box of chocolates. You never know what kind of sh*t you're going to get next. - Stephen King



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UNITED Flight: Scorpion Bites Passenger
After spending two weeks on vacation in Mexico, Richard and Linda Bell were on a United Airlines flight home from Houston to Calgary on Sunday. They thought their adventure was over — until a scorpion fell from the overhead compartment and on to Richard.



Insurance Only Covers Generic Heart Transplant. - The Onion





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Hugo Gernsback demonstrating his invention, Television Goggles, in 1963. It's a shame they never became popular.

Peace.