Thursday, March 16, 2017

America Is Reliving The Andrew Jackson Years

Huck: Trump Should Ignore Travel Ban Ruling, Like Jackson With Trail Of Tears
President Donald Trump may want to avoid taking legal advice from former Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee.
After a federal judge on Wednesday ordered a hold on Trump’s revised travel ban, Huckabee urged the President to ignore the ruling, citing Andrew Jackson’s refusal to enforce an 1832 Supreme Court decision affirming the sovereignty of the Cherokee Nation. Jackson rejected the decision in Worcester v. Georgia, leading to the forcible expulsion of some 15,000 Cherokee from Georgia along the Trail of Tears. Some 4,000 died on that journey.



Trump Says He Has Been Treated Very Unfairly by People Who Wrote Constitution. - Andy Borowitz








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The funny thing is the same people that believed America was "losing" now believes it's "winning." - Tea Pain



Nazis, Russians, We're Screwed
Sebastian Gorka, a top national security adviser to President Trump, stonewalled when BuzzFeed News asked about a report that he belongs to a Nazi-allied group.
“Send a request to White House press,” Gorka told BuzzFeed News.








Meanwhile, the White House is also criticizing Rachel Maddow, saying it’s “totally illegal to steal and publish tax returns.” They said the documents should be released the proper way: by having a Russian hacker give them to WikiLeaks. - Jimmy Fallon



Trump December 2015:  “total and complete shutdown of Muslims entering the United States”
President Donald Trump's ambassador to the United Nations, Nikki Haley, defended the administration's new travel ban in an interview that aired Thursday, asserting that “it's not a Muslim ban” and that she would “never support a Muslim ban.




"I'm sorry we can't afford Meals on Wheels," Trump will say aboard Air Force One as he makes his fifth trip to Mar-a-Lago since inauguration. - Adam Smith






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Dept. Of Vocabulary Adjustment
As Congress looks into his claims against predecessor Barack Obama, President Trump is trying to alter the meaning of the term "wiretap".












Sean Spicer reminds me of the kid who would stuff a whole pack of Bubble Yum into his mouth just so he wouldn’t have to share it. - Conan O'Brien


Someone Is Impersonating Obama
Kevin Lewis, a spokesman for the former president, told CNN's KFile, "These pre-recorded calls were not authorized by President Barack Obama, have no connection to the former President, and have been reported to appropriate law enforcement authorities.






 Trump made $150 million in income, paid $38 million in taxes in 2005. Some people were surprised he paid any taxes at all. 2005 was an off year for everyone. Johnny Depp made that Willy Wonka movie. Kanye West and George Bush had that problem. Harry Potter’s goblet caught on fire. And Donald Trump accidentally paid some taxes. - Jimmy Kimmel





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Pretty cool that Muslim ban blocked by Chinese-American AG arguing on behalf of Syrian-American plaintiff before a Native Hawaiian judge. - Julia Carrie Wong‏






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Canada's Trudeau Gently Hints To Ivanka Not To Hate Foreigners
Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau on Wednesday invited first daughter Ivanka Trump to a Broadway musical that celebrates openness to foreign travelers.



The thing about Meals on Wheels wasn't just the food. Those volunteers checked on clients, might be the only person they saw all week. - Susie Madrak






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Here’s the thing: Donald Trump is never going to release his taxes — or the kraken, or Melania, for that matter. - Jimmy Kimmel






Trump's Bigly Budget Bombing?
Defense hawks, rural conservatives and even some of Donald Trump's most vocal supporters in Congress sharply criticized the president's first budget proposal on Thursday, pushing back on the huge potential hike in defense spending as insufficient...



Russia may have trouble getting athletes to compete in the 2018 Olympics after their big doping scandal. People were confused — they were like, “You can rig an ELECTION, but not a urine test?” - Jimmy Fallon






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Rosalynn and Jimmy look pleased as punch.



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I love this photo. Peek-a-boo!

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Wednesday, March 15, 2017

Paranoia Spreads Throughout White House

‘People are scared’: Paranoia seizes Trump’s White House
A culture of paranoia is consuming the Trump administration, with staffers increasingly preoccupied with perceived enemies—inside their own government.
In interviews, nearly a dozen White House aides and federal agency staffers described a litany of suspicions:



On the train to the labor camp I just know I'm going to be wedged in next to some tool who won't shut up about how the Dems are just as bad. - Jeff Tiedrich






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FBI Dir. James Comey set to testify on whether Russia hacked our election. He'll also weigh in on whether the sky is blue & if water is wet. - George Takei






Wadda mean 'what rhymes with Tucker?' 


Republican War On NBC Has Begun
Fox News host Tucker Carlson on Tuesday accused NBC of “intentionally” interfering in the 2016 presidential election to undermine President Trump’s campaign.





You can follow Jesus or you can follow Trump but it is not possible to follow both. - John Fugelsang






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Only in the Republican Party would Paul Ryan be considered "the intellectual." - Andy Borowitz





Dueling Republicans
Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.) says the Senate will stall on confirming President Trump’s deputy attorney general if the FBI refuses to provide evidence of wiretaps against Trump.
“Congress is going to flex its muscle here and you see that all over the place,” Graham said Wednesday













While I am glad we're finally seeing some of Trump's taxes, I question the ethics of Trump's microwave oven that leaked them. - Andy Borowitz


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Trump to visit grave of noted genocidal racist Andrew Jackson.  Old Hickory meets Old Dickery. - John Fugelsang






White Nationalists don't give 2 shucks about jobs or healthcare, but let 'em knock over a few Jewish gravestones and they love ya forever . - Tea Pain




Obama's Microwave In The Clear
President Donald Trump's claim that former President Barack Obama ordered the wiretapping of his phones ran into headwinds on several fronts Wednesday, as three top Republicans said they'd seen no evidence of the assertion.








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It's not that Trump wants to turn America into Mad Max Fury Road; it's that he thinks we're already like that. - John Fugelsang







Trump Is In Bed With Everybody
When a Chinese American businesswoman who sells access to powerful people recently purchased a $15.8 million penthouse in a building owned by President Donald Trump, the deal raised a key question. Was this a straightforward real estate transaction, or was this an effort to win favor with the new administration? The woman, Angela Chen, refused to discuss the purchase with the media. The White House and the Trump Organization would not comment on it. Further investigation by Mother Jones has unearthed a new element to the story: Chen has ties to important members of the Chinese ruling elite and to an organization considered a front group for Chinese military intelligence.



Thousands of flights were canceled today due to a powerful winter storm. Either that or Trump’s new travel ban is for all of us. - Seth Myers





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Times Square, NYC where someone is too close to the edge. Shudder.

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Tuesday, March 14, 2017

Compliments of the NRA

Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand vows to fight legislation that would ease restrictions on gun silencers
Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand vowed Monday to not keep quiet as Congressional Republicans pursue legislation to ease restrictions on gun silencers.
Gillibrand (D-N.Y.) said bills introduced in the House of Representatives and Senate earlier this year would make it easier for criminals to dodge law enforcement by using suppressors on firearms.



I know the Republicans want to silence us but allowing frigging gun silencers? Death becomes the GOP.







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In other recent appointment news, Donald Trump elected his ambassador to Russia — former Utah Gov. Jon Huntsman. This is great news for Trump. He finally has someone in his administration who is actually supposed to meet with the Russians. - James Corden



Nuclear detonation visible from Las Vegas strip circa 1952.




Sounds Like Someone Wants A Race War
Rep. Steve King (R-Iowa) pushed back against the notion that minority groups will one day surpass whites in the population, saying that Hispanics and blacks "will be fighting each other before that happens."









You call this snow, comrade? In Soviet Russia, snow so deep, you can bury six pesky diplomats and entire Trump Dossier all winter.- George Takei



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The average Republican voter has become too willfully ignorant to be a competent citizen. 
Which was the Republicans plan all along. - driftglass



Trump Should Just Move To Mar-a-Lago. It Would Save Millions.
President Trump will return to Mar-a-Lago this weekend, the White House confirmed on Monday, making it the fifth weekend he has spent in Florida as president.
Trump has reportedly spent almost a quarter of his time as president at his resort in the Sunshine State.






New research says that Neanderthals used to relieve pain by chewing on a plant containing the main ingredient in aspirin. Or as that’s now being called, “the Republican healthcare plan.” - Conan O'Brien

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Obama's Headed To Hawaii
It is not yet known if Obama will make any official appearances or what his plans are while he's in the state, where he was born in 1961.




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I'd settle for making America functional again. - John Fugelsang



This Is Bizarre And Terrifying
Are you one of the 13 remaining people on this planet who believes that President Trump is actually calling the shots in his administration, instead of merely serving as a tweet-happy puppet of White House chief strategist and Joseph McCarthy fanboy Steve Bannon? If so, the executive order signed on Monday, the "Comprehensive Plan for Reorganizing the Executive Branch," might just be the straw that breaks the eternally optimistic, hopelessly naïve camel's back.






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For the second time, RadioShack has filed for bankruptcy. Experts say if RadioShack goes bankrupt one more time, it can officially run for president. - Conan O'Brien


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I've heard if you say "jobs" 3 times in front of the microwave... Obama appears and takes a bow.- Alt Fed Employee







Step Right Up And Getcha A Real Email Scandal
U.S. Secretary of State Rex Tillerson reportedly used an alias e-mail address in climate change discussions during his time as Exxon Mobil chairman and chief executive, according to the Wall Street Journal.
Tillerson used a pseudonym — Wayne Tracker — from 2008 to 2015, but Exxon failed to disclose that detail, the Journal reported late on Monday, citing New York Attorney General Eric Schneiderman's office.




I HATE autocorrect. Must turn it off. Only what if it comes back? In the dark? - Stephen King







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Ronald Reagan Speaks Out Against Socialized Medicine, a vinyl LP 1961.

Peace.