Obama Is A Microwave Spy! Who Knew?

Kellyanne Conway: ‘Of Course I Don’t Have Any Evidence’ of Obama Spying on Trump Tower Through TVs, Microwaves
White House adviser Kellyanne Conway said Monday that she has no proof to support her suggestion that the Obama administration spied on Trump Tower through televisions and microwaves during the election season.


2008: You Can See Russia From Alaska- Sarah Palin
2017: Your Microwave Is Spying On You- Kellyanne Conway
GOP- You've Come A Long Way, Baby! - Fiona Adorno

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

• ISIS is cornered, desperate, and leaving trail of destruction in Mosul
• Vice President Mike Pence is slated to visit Indonesia, Japan, South Korea and Australia in April
• Recent developments surrounding the South China Sea
• Trump planning to host Chinese president at Mar-a-Lago
• Scottish Nationalists Seek New Independence Referendum
• Major and messy winter storm bears down on Washington: What to expect and answers to frequent questions

Trump administration members lied about Russian contacts and 9 Russians mentioned in the Steele dossier are dead. - Loretta Lynch, Former Attorney General

We're waiting!

Trump Must Provide Evidence Today That Obama Wiretapped Him
The Trump administration has until the end of the day Monday to produce evidence that former President Obama ordered surveillance on President Trump during last year's election, as Trump has claimed.
The House Intelligence Committee set the deadline in a letter to Acting Deputy Attorney General Dana Boente last week in which it asked for proof of the claim, which Obama and others have said is baseless.



If Trump hadn't been born rich & inherited millions he'd be a lecherous strip-club-dwelling 70-yr old selling above-ground pools. In Queens. - John Fugelsang

Republican Shenanigans

• McCain on Trump-Russia probes: 'Lot of shoes to drop from this centipede' 
• Rep. Steve King touts “Western civilization” while defending incendiary immigration tweet
• Steve King's Tweet Was So Bad Even Republicans Are Going After Him 
• Woman Accosts Sean Spicer: 'How Do You Feel About Destroying Our Country?'
•  Conway: I'm not Inspector Gadget 

Has Paul Ryan condemned Steve King yet or did he lose his textbook that explains what racism is? - Jesse Berney

Trump can't denounce Steve King. If he alienates white supremacists it'll just be his immediate family and Voldemort supporting him.- OhNoSheTwitnt

President Of The Death Panel Speaks
President Donald Trump on Monday warned that Republicans “are putting themselves in a very bad position” by repealing and replacing Obamacare and said that letting it “implode” is still an option.







Weird. For some reason, Republicans can't just say "We're going to uninsure millions of working families to give the rich a huge tax break." - LOLGOP

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Trump still wants us to believe 3 million illegals voted for Hillary but not a single microwave oven managed to snap a picture of it. - Tea Pain

Rock The Voter News

• Michelle Obama's Appearance on MasterChef Junior Will Make Your Day: An Exclusive First Look
• Major Bernie Sanders backers suspect Russians flooded their social sites with anti-Hillary memes
• As opioid overdoses rise, police officers become counselors, doctors and social workers

Obama and Buffett went to lunch, and here's who picked up the tab
Just more proof Barack Obama’s retirement is not like yours.
On Sunday, the former president flew into Omaha, Neb. for lunch with billionaire Warren Buffett, 

Paul Ryan used Powerpoint to explain his healthcare plan. He actually tried to bore us to death before we die from lack of insurance.- Bette Midler

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Biz/Tech News

• Oil Below $49 as Rise in US Drilling Threatens OPEC's Efforts
• President Trump to reopen review of Obama-era fuel economy standards
• Intel Buys Mobileye in $15.3 Billion Bid to Lead Self-Driving Car Market
• Weak demand prompts two US airlines to cancel Cuba service

Why not trickle down healthcare? When rich folks get well, they donate any left over medication to a pool to distribute to everyone else. - Lizz Winstead

Move Along. No Conflict Of Interest To See Here.
A company owned by the family of Jared Kushner, President Donald Trump’s son-in-law and senior adviser, stands to receive more than $400 million from a prominent Chinese company that is investing in the Kushners’ marquee Manhattan office tower at 666 Fifth Ave.




Who could have predicted that Trump's presidency would be historic in its incompetence and failure? Anyone with an even casual familiarity with his business career, I guess.- Andy Borowitz

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Dance like your microwave isn't looking at you

KEEP SANE UNDER TRUMP Fundraiser

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Odd News

• Passengers Gasp As Carnival Ship Nearly Crushes Jet Skiers
• Got a spare $3.85 million? Oregon town could be yours
• Poop scooper gets probation for using fake IDs, badges
• Sheriff: drunk man steals Keys forklift, 'needed to drive'
• 200-year-old tavern moved from Massachusetts to Connecticut

Time To Deflate Photo

What 'tweeting' looked like in in 1917.

Peace.

The Southern Fried Confederate Is Going After Obama

Sessions won't rule out special prosecutor for Obama Justice Dept.
Attorney General Jeff Sessions said Thursday that he wouldn't rule out appointing a special prosecutor to investigate the Justice Department under former President Obama.



If you're reading this from what's left of the future, please take a time machine back to October of 2016 and lock Jim Comey in a basement. - Kara Calavera

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

• Death Toll From Kabul Hospital Attack Rises to 49
• As Far Right Reaps Votes, Immigrants Face Tougher Times in Netherlands
• Trump Met Russian Ambassador at Reception During Campaign
• American Diplomats' Comfort With Tillerson Gives Way to Unease
• State Dept. seeks to keep Russian diplomat's cause of death private
• Spicer calls Flynn’s lobbying for Turkish interests a "personal matter" 

Impeachment of South Korea's President Sends Waves of Envy Across U.S. - Andy Borowitz

Both are sitting ducks turkeys.

So Pence Is Not As Innocent As He Claims
Pence says he didn't know about Flynn's lobbying work for Turkey. Rep. Cummings sent him a letter about it in Nov
...In an interview with Fox News on Thursday night, Vice President Mike Pence said he was not aware either and that he only first heard about it as reports surfaced Thursday that Flynn had registered as a foreign agent with the Justice Department earlier this week....But Rep. Elijah Cummings, the ranking member of the House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform, sent Pence a letter on November 18 requesting more information about the potential conflicts of interest posed by Flynn's lobbying work.

The Russian Ambassador Who No One Remembered Meeting should be the title of a bad spy novel, not a lie told by an entire administration. - Jeff Tiedrich


Republican Shenanigans

• Spicer quotes Trump: Jobs reports 'may have been phony in the past, but it's very real now'
• GOP health-care plan: House leaders meet with Trump as they defend overhaul effort
• 70% of benefits in Trump’s child care proposal go to high earners, "people making over $100,000 a year"
• Congress Warns Donald Trump: Stop Deleting Your Tweets
• Obama Education Rules Are Swept Aside by Congress
• Trump keeps press at arm's length after wiretapping furor

GOP: Just slap a bandaid on your cancer and quit whining about healthcare already. - Jeff Tiedrich

No Evidence Found That Obama Wiretapped Trump
The top Democrat on the House Intelligence Committee told CNN Friday that, after meeting with the FBI director, he has not "seen any evidence" to back President Donald Trump's claims that he was wiretapped by the Obama administration ...



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Rock The Voter News

• Bill Clinton denounces Donald Trump's nationalism: “It's like we're all having an identity crisis at once”
• Nancy Pelosi says she would have retired if Hillary Clinton won
• Engineers give America's infrastructure a near failing grade

Middle Schooler Who Wrote GOP Healthcare Bill Claims He Has Not Been Paid. - Andy Borowitz

Native Americans Want USA To Honor Their Friggin' Treaties
Following a year of mass protests at the Standing Rock Sioux reservation in North Dakota, American Indians brought their demands for civil rights, treaty rights and meaningful dialogue to Washington Friday with a morning rally and a march headed toward ..


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Biz/Tech News

• EU summit: Poland cries blackmail over subsidies
• Report accuses AT&T of discriminating against low-income neighborhoods
• 9 cybersecurity tips for the mildly paranoid (plus 4 for the truly anxious)

Deplorable: We're a Christian nation
Me: Christ said to take care of the the sick, the old, and the poor
Deplorable: YOU LOST, GET OVER IT. 
- Jeff Tiedrich

Sarah Palin Must Be Thrilled
Some 1.2 billion barrels of oil have been discovered in Alaska, marking the biggest onshore discovery in the U.S. in three decades.



New #EPA chief “not convinced” CO2 from human behavior causes climate change, despite science. Also on fence that sex causes babies, too! - Bette Midler

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The TERRIFIED OF TRUMP Fundraiser

Thank you!! Almost to the GOAL!

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Odd News

• Colossal 3000-year-old statue unearthed from Cairo pit
• Space Ravioli! Odd Shape of Saturn's 'Flying Saucer' Moon Pan Revealed
• Wriggly toddler steals the show as he meets the Queen - and sits on the floor
• Police say couple staged murder with ketchup, texted photos
• Hey umpire, whattayou, drunk? Alabama cops say yes, he was

Time To Deflate Photo

Here I am trying to get the perfect shot of Yerlin's smile at her birthday party, It was a great party with great people.

And I think I captured her smile. She's undergoing the 2nd surgery on her leg today, due to a motorcycle accident last month.

Best Wishes for a Peaceful Weekend.

Trumpcare From Trumpdumb

No Wonder the Republicans Hid the Health Bill
Republican House leaders have spent months dodging questions about how they would replace the Affordable Care Act with a better law, and went so far as to hide the draft of their plan from other lawmakers. No wonder. The bill they released on Monday would kick millions of people off the coverage they currently have. So much for President Trump’s big campaign promise: “We’re going to have insurance for everybody” — with coverage that would be “much less expensive and much better.”



House Ways and Means Committee destroys health care and Trust in the LORD is trending.   These events are not unrelated. - John Fugelsang

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

• Former CIA Director: I Believe 'WikiLeaks is Acting as an Arm, as an Agent, of the Russian Federation'
• WikiLeaks disclosure exposes rapid growth of CIA digital operations — and agency vulnerabilities
• WikiLeaks to provide tech firms access to CIA hacking tools: Assange
• IS conflict: US sends Marines to support Raqqa assault
• Top general takes responsibility for controversial Yemen raid

So Donald J. Trump is going to cut airport security to pay for the border wall. Finally, we are punishing the Mexicans for what they did on 9/11. #TrumpLogic - Andy Borowitz

Trump's Yemen Raid Was A Bloodbath
The Jan. 29 U.S. Navy SEAL raid on a Yemeni village that marked Pres. Donald Trump’s first strategic engagement was reportedly a chaotic bloodbath in which a number of women and 10 children under the age of 13 perished as they ran for their lives.











Sean Spicer announced that the prime minister of Iraq will visit the White House in two weeks. Actually he arrived today, but he’s going to be detained for two weeks at the airport.- Conan O'Brien

Republican Shenanigans

• Trump Reportedly Selects Jon Huntsman As US Ambassador To Russia
• Trump Woos Lawmakers With Flattery and White House Bowling
• American Medical Association Opposes Republican Health Plan
• Michael Flynn registers with Justice Department as a foreign agent over Turkey lobbying
• Senate overturns Obama-era regulations on teacher preparation
• Meghan McCain: Obama's Going to Be 'The Most Bitter Ex-President That We've Ever Had'

I would rather pay for an iPhone than for Congressman Jason Chaffetz because, while both of them are inanimate objects, the iPhone is smart.- Andy Borowitz

Well, Well, Well, The Rats Meet To Plan Their Next Move
Nigel Farage, who led the push for Brexit and a campaign backer of Donald Trump, visited the Ecuadorian embassy two days after WikiLeaks dumped a trove of purported CIA documents online.

Yesterday, House Republicans unveiled their new healthcare plan intended to replace Obamacare. Oh yeah, it’s brilliant. The previous healthcare plan was nicknamed “Obamacare,” and if this new plan doesn’t work, it will be nicknamed “Obama’s Fault.” - James Corden

President Trump welcomed the first group of new visitors to the White House since he became president. It was a little awkward, because one of them was Melania. - Conan O'Brien

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Rock The Voter News

• Hillary Clinton Jokes About Post-Election Life, Calls for Future Female Politicians
• Son of Sen. Tim Kaine one of six arrested after protesters disrupt Trump rally at state Capitol Saturday

One underrated part of the Bible is when Jesus went around giving suffering people iPhones.- LOLGOP

The Plot Thickens
With questions still swirling over President Trump’s unsubstantiated claims that he was wiretapped on orders of President Barack Obama, the Justice Department on Thursday declined to confirm statements a day earlier from the White House that Mr. Trump was not the target of a counterintelligence investigation.



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House Republicans have unveiled their much-anticipated new healthcare plan that’s supposed to replace Obamacare. Here’s what we know about it so far: The new plan stresses personal responsibility. For too long Americans have relied on other people, like doctors and nurses, for their healthcare. - Jimmy Kimmel

EPA Head Disagrees With 99% Of Scientists
Environmental Protection Agency Administrator Scott Pruitt said Thursday he does not believe carbon dioxide is a primary contributor to global warming.







When do we start talking about climate change deniers as long term mass murderers? - Cassandra on Twitter

Biz/Tech News

• Stocks hold steady as oil prices slide further while banks rise
• 30-year mortgage rate reaches new high for the year
• Trump promises $1 trillion for infrastructure, but the estimated need is $4.5 trillion
• New Burger Robot Will Take Command of the Grill in 50 Fast Food Restaurants

Let’s be clear: America is not broke.  The very wealthy, and huge profitable corporations just aren’t paying their taxes.- Bernie Sanders

The Disorganization Of Trumpdumb
Mexico has canceled existing sugar export permits to the United States in a dispute over the pace of shipments, according to a letter seen by Reuters, in a flare-up industry sources said could temporarily disrupt supplies.
The letter sent by Mexico's sugar chamber to mills on Monday partly blamed the situation on unfilled positions at the U.S. Department of Commerce...




Did I hear Jason Chavez correctly? Is he saying health insurance costs the same as a phone? Hey Jason, a phone isn’t supposed to literally cost you an arm and a leg. His comment was cold. Even Siri was like, “Are you not a human being?” - James Corden

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Odd News

• Indicators show potatoes can grow on Mars
• Harvard Law School will no longer require the LSAT for admission
• Dead shark found in shopping cart in store parking lot
• Defense lawyer's pants catch fire during trial in Miami
• Maine prisons no longer require visitors to remove bras

Time To Deflate Photo

Prohodna Eyes of God Cave In Bulgaria. But he only has one eye.

Peace.