Thursday, March 9, 2017

Trumpcare From Trumpdumb

No Wonder the Republicans Hid the Health Bill
Republican House leaders have spent months dodging questions about how they would replace the Affordable Care Act with a better law, and went so far as to hide the draft of their plan from other lawmakers. No wonder. The bill they released on Monday would kick millions of people off the coverage they currently have. So much for President Trump’s big campaign promise: “We’re going to have insurance for everybody” — with coverage that would be “much less expensive and much better.”



House Ways and Means Committee destroys health care and Trust in the LORD is trending.   These events are not unrelated. - John Fugelsang







The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump


So Donald J. Trump is going to cut airport security to pay for the border wall. Finally, we are punishing the Mexicans for what they did on 9/11. #TrumpLogic - Andy Borowitz








Trump's Yemen Raid Was A Bloodbath
The Jan. 29 U.S. Navy SEAL raid on a Yemeni village that marked Pres. Donald Trump’s first strategic engagement was reportedly a chaotic bloodbath in which a number of women and 10 children under the age of 13 perished as they ran for their lives.











Sean Spicer announced that the prime minister of Iraq will visit the White House in two weeks. Actually he arrived today, but he’s going to be detained for two weeks at the airport.- Conan O'Brien






Republican Shenanigans


I would rather pay for an iPhone than for Congressman Jason Chaffetz because, while both of them are inanimate objects, the iPhone is smart.- Andy Borowitz






Well, Well, Well, The Rats Meet To Plan Their Next Move
Nigel Farage, who led the push for Brexit and a campaign backer of Donald Trump, visited the Ecuadorian embassy two days after WikiLeaks dumped a trove of purported CIA documents online.






Yesterday, House Republicans unveiled their new healthcare plan intended to replace Obamacare. Oh yeah, it’s brilliant. The previous healthcare plan was nicknamed “Obamacare,” and if this new plan doesn’t work, it will be nicknamed “Obama’s Fault.” - James Corden





President Trump welcomed the first group of new visitors to the White House since he became president. It was a little awkward, because one of them was Melania. - Conan O'Brien

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One underrated part of the Bible is when Jesus went around giving suffering people iPhones.- LOLGOP






The Plot Thickens
With questions still swirling over President Trump’s unsubstantiated claims that he was wiretapped on orders of President Barack Obama, the Justice Department on Thursday declined to confirm statements a day earlier from the White House that Mr. Trump was not the target of a counterintelligence investigation.



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House Republicans have unveiled their much-anticipated new healthcare plan that’s supposed to replace Obamacare. Here’s what we know about it so far: The new plan stresses personal responsibility. For too long Americans have relied on other people, like doctors and nurses, for their healthcare. - Jimmy Kimmel






EPA Head Disagrees With 99% Of Scientists
Environmental Protection Agency Administrator Scott Pruitt said Thursday he does not believe carbon dioxide is a primary contributor to global warming.







When do we start talking about climate change deniers as long term mass murderers? - Cassandra on Twitter





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Let’s be clear: America is not broke.  The very wealthy, and huge profitable corporations just aren’t paying their taxes.- Bernie Sanders






The Disorganization Of Trumpdumb
Mexico has canceled existing sugar export permits to the United States in a dispute over the pace of shipments, according to a letter seen by Reuters, in a flare-up industry sources said could temporarily disrupt supplies.
The letter sent by Mexico's sugar chamber to mills on Monday partly blamed the situation on unfilled positions at the U.S. Department of Commerce...




Did I hear Jason Chavez correctly? Is he saying health insurance costs the same as a phone? Hey Jason, a phone isn’t supposed to literally cost you an arm and a leg. His comment was cold. Even Siri was like, “Are you not a human being?” - James Corden

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The TERRIFIED OF TRUMP Fundraiser






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Prohodna Eyes of God Cave In Bulgaria. But he only has one eye.

Peace.

Wednesday, March 8, 2017

From China, With Love


Trump may have violated the Constitution to trademark massage parlors and escort services in China
China has granted preliminary approval to 38 new Trump trademarks that would allow the U.S. president and his family to develop name-branded hotels, golf courses and other hospitality services.


Happy International Women's Day! I have partially taken the day off but I have a mini-issue for you mostly about women and some mansplainers.


We spent last year assuming a woman would become president. So of course we got the least qualified man possible. - LOLGOP







The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump


Not only is Trump a hero to people who think Darwin was wrong, he might also be proof of it. - John Fugelsang





Republican Shenanigans






The Trump presidency already looks like Obama's in reverse. Start by uninsuring millions & unleashing Wall St. End with a financial crisis.- LOLGOP







FBI Director Comey Sounds A Tad Defensive Mansplaining
FBI Director James Comey signaled he has no plans to resign despite once again being at the center of a political storm -- this time over probes into Russian hacking of the 2016 election and his request that Justice Department officials reject President Donald Trump’s claims that his predecessor “tapped” his phones.
"You’re stuck with me for about another six and a half years," Comey said Wednesday at a cybersecurity conference in Boston, referring to the time remaining in his 10-year appointment to the post.







Ben Carson said the other day that slaves came on ships as immigrants.  He probably thinks they played shuffleboard the whole way. - Bette Midler





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A few weeks ago Trump assured us none of his team ever talked to Russia.  So far he's only missed it by six.  #TrumpRussia - Tea Pain


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Historical fact: When Galileo said the Earth revolves around the Sun, Pope Paul V said, “Fake news.  Sad.” - Conan O'Brien






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Glacier Bay, Alaska. Is that a woman? lol

Peace.

Tuesday, March 7, 2017

Obama. Barack Obama.

The woman behind the story behind the Trump Twitter storm
Late last month, a former British Member of Parliament named Louise Mensch took to her favorite medium, Twitter, to make her latest bombshell allegation: “I absolutely believe that Andrew Breitbart was murdered by Putin,” Mensch wrote in a Feb. 24 tweet about the 2012 death of the conservative founder of Breitbart.com (who, according to a coroner’s report, died near his house in Los Angeles from heart failure with no sign of foul play).



Obama tapped Trump's phones IN PERSON! Went in wearing a Con Ed coverall. Michelle stood guard while O spliced the lines. SAD! - Stephen King







The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump




52 years ago John Lewis & Albert Turner (in hat) brutally beaten on Bloody Sunday. Jeff Sessions wrongly prosecuted Turner for voter fraud.



Mighty White of Jeff Sessions to recuse himself from investigation of crimes he and his boss, Donald Trump, committed to win the election. - Tea Party Cat





While Trump Is Tweeting Fake News, Arwa Damon Is Reporting Real News
The last time I saw Mattar, she was running for her life, and she was angry.
Angry at the ISIS fighters shooting outside, angry at the soldiers hiding in her home, angry at her family's misfortune, to live in Iraq at a time like this.
And angry with me, for repeatedly telling her that back up units were on their way, though none had arrived.








The Syrian bread I ordered was detained at the airport. - Conan O'Brien






WikiLeaks Goes After CIA. Your Move CIA.
WikiLeaks on Tuesday published thousands of documents purportedly taken from the Central Intelligence Agency’s Center for Cyber Intelligence, a dramatic release that appears to provide an eye-opening look at the intimate details of America’s cyberespionage toolkit.


"Boy, I love reading those WikiLeaks!"
--Donald J. Trump, Nov. 4, 2016





Republican Shenanigans


House GOP invites Nana to enjoy her Freedom Catfood. - John Fugelsang






The White House Hasn't Released Logs Of Their Visitors. Well, Of Course They Haven't.
Senate Democrats are pressing the Trump administration to publicly release logs of visitors to the White House and Mar-a-Lago..."It is now over one month into your Administration and you have yet to announce whether you will continue a policy of transparency with respect to individuals who visit the White House complex," the senators wrote to the president.
The White House's visitor access records page is being "updated," according to the White House website. 




The House Republicans' healthcare plan is basically Obamacare except you die ten years earlier.- Andy Borowitz




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We need a total and complete shutdown of Donald Trump until our representatives can figure out what the hell happened to their spinal cords. - goldengateblond




Wow. Iran/Contra Pales In Comparison To This.
The President helped build a hotel in Azerbaijan that appears to be a corrupt operation engineered by oligarchs tied to Iran’s Revolutionary Guard.






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If you think deregulation is the answer, remember this:
Laws prevent you from robbing a bank.
Regulations prevent banks from robbing you. - Erik Bransteen





Biz/Tech News


YESTERDAY  these things happened



America is the land where luxuries are cheap and necessities are unaffordable. Don't be swayed by this "but the poors all have iPhones" bull. - Jeff Tiedrich




Trump To Defund Planned Parenthood
The White House, concerned about the possible political repercussions of the Republican effort to defund Planned Parenthood, has proposed preserving federal payments to the group if it discontinues providing abortions.
The proposal, which was never made formally, has been rejected as an impossibility by officials at Planned Parenthood...











Historical fact: When Galileo said the Earth revolves around the Sun, Pope Paul V said, “Fake news.  Sad.”- Conan O'Brien





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Thank you! Only $890 to go!

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Max Factor’s 'Beauty Micrometer', used to measure beauty... with science!

Peace.