From China, With Love

Trump may have violated the Constitution to trademark massage parlors and escort services in China
China has granted preliminary approval to 38 new Trump trademarks that would allow the U.S. president and his family to develop name-branded hotels, golf courses and other hospitality services.


Happy International Women's Day! I have partially taken the day off but I have a mini-issue for you mostly about women and some mansplainers.


We spent last year assuming a woman would become president. So of course we got the least qualified man possible. - LOLGOP

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

• The strike is on: Women protest as part of 'Day Without a Woman'

Not only is Trump a hero to people who think Darwin was wrong, he might also be proof of it. - John Fugelsang

Republican Shenanigans

• Trump bans press from all his meetings following baseless wiretap accusations against Obama
• Paul Ryan brags about gutting Planned Parenthood on International Women’s Day
• Kellyanne Conway pushes back on ‘Trumpcare’ label: He never said he wants his name on health care bill
• 'How many have died under this so-called religion?’: Town meeting on proposed mosque goes off the rails
• Female lawmakers walk out of House chamber in honor of women’s strike 

The Trump presidency already looks like Obama's in reverse. Start by uninsuring millions & unleashing Wall St. End with a financial crisis.- LOLGOP

FBI Director Comey Sounds A Tad Defensive Mansplaining
FBI Director James Comey signaled he has no plans to resign despite once again being at the center of a political storm -- this time over probes into Russian hacking of the 2016 election and his request that Justice Department officials reject President Donald Trump’s claims that his predecessor “tapped” his phones.
"You’re stuck with me for about another six and a half years," Comey said Wednesday at a cybersecurity conference in Boston, referring to the time remaining in his 10-year appointment to the post.

Ben Carson said the other day that slaves came on ships as immigrants.  He probably thinks they played shuffleboard the whole way. - Bette Midler

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Rock The Voter News

• Report: Obama ‘rolled his eyes’ at wiretap claim — and ripped Trump’s failing presidency instead

A few weeks ago Trump assured us none of his team ever talked to Russia.  So far he's only missed it by six.  #TrumpRussia - Tea Pain


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Biz/Tech News

• A $2.5 trillion asset manager just put a statue of a defiant girl in front of the Wall Street bull

Historical fact: When Galileo said the Earth revolves around the Sun, Pope Paul V said, “Fake news.  Sad.” - Conan O'Brien

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Glacier Bay, Alaska. Is that a woman? lol

Peace.

Obama. Barack Obama.

The woman behind the story behind the Trump Twitter storm
Late last month, a former British Member of Parliament named Louise Mensch took to her favorite medium, Twitter, to make her latest bombshell allegation: “I absolutely believe that Andrew Breitbart was murdered by Putin,” Mensch wrote in a Feb. 24 tweet about the 2012 death of the conservative founder of Breitbart.com (who, according to a coroner’s report, died near his house in Los Angeles from heart failure with no sign of foul play).



Obama tapped Trump's phones IN PERSON! Went in wearing a Con Ed coverall. Michelle stood guard while O spliced the lines. SAD! - Stephen King

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• China Warns of Arms Race After US Deploys Missile Defense in South Korea
• North Korea bars Malaysians from leaving, in 'diplomatic meltdown'
• Hungary blasted for rule allowing authorities to detain refugees in shipping containers
• Trump budget would slash Coast Guard funding: report
• Drugs are killing so many people in West Virginia that the state can’t keep up with the funerals

52 years ago John Lewis & Albert Turner (in hat) brutally beaten on Bloody Sunday. Jeff Sessions wrongly prosecuted Turner for voter fraud.

Mighty White of Jeff Sessions to recuse himself from investigation of crimes he and his boss, Donald Trump, committed to win the election. - Tea Party Cat

While Trump Is Tweeting Fake News, Arwa Damon Is Reporting Real News
The last time I saw Mattar, she was running for her life, and she was angry.
Angry at the ISIS fighters shooting outside, angry at the soldiers hiding in her home, angry at her family's misfortune, to live in Iraq at a time like this.
And angry with me, for repeatedly telling her that back up units were on their way, though none had arrived.

The Syrian bread I ordered was detained at the airport. - Conan O'Brien

WikiLeaks Goes After CIA. Your Move CIA.
WikiLeaks on Tuesday published thousands of documents purportedly taken from the Central Intelligence Agency’s Center for Cyber Intelligence, a dramatic release that appears to provide an eye-opening look at the intimate details of America’s cyberespionage toolkit.


"Boy, I love reading those WikiLeaks!"
--Donald J. Trump, Nov. 4, 2016

Republican Shenanigans

• White House Rejects Comey's Assertion That Wiretapping Claim Is False
• Trump hits Obama again, this time with false claims about Gitmo detainees
• Trump and Republicans see a 'deep state' foe: Barack Obama
• GOP Rep. Jason Chaffetz: Low-income Americans will have to choose health care over iPhones
• House Republicans unveil their plan to repeal and replace Obamacare
• Trump surprises first White House tour group
• Trump Denies Reports Of 'Big Infighting' In Admin: 'We Are Getting Along Great'

House GOP invites Nana to enjoy her Freedom Catfood. - John Fugelsang

The White House Hasn't Released Logs Of Their Visitors. Well, Of Course They Haven't.
Senate Democrats are pressing the Trump administration to publicly release logs of visitors to the White House and Mar-a-Lago..."It is now over one month into your Administration and you have yet to announce whether you will continue a policy of transparency with respect to individuals who visit the White House complex," the senators wrote to the president.
The White House's visitor access records page is being "updated," according to the White House website. 




The House Republicans' healthcare plan is basically Obamacare except you die ten years earlier.- Andy Borowitz

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Rock The Voter News

• Obama's Best Defense Right Now? Looking Damn Good
• Report of man pardoned by Obama being arrested for murder is fake
• Senators decry 'accelerating' anti-Semitic threats in bipartisan plea
• Pennsylvania Senate Democrats resist ransom in cyberattack

We need a total and complete shutdown of Donald Trump until our representatives can figure out what the hell happened to their spinal cords. - goldengateblond

Wow. Iran/Contra Pales In Comparison To This.
The President helped build a hotel in Azerbaijan that appears to be a corrupt operation engineered by oligarchs tied to Iran’s Revolutionary Guard.

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If you think deregulation is the answer, remember this:
Laws prevent you from robbing a bank.
Regulations prevent banks from robbing you. - Erik Bransteen

Biz/Tech News

• US trade deficit jumps to five-year high on imports
• White House statement copied an entire paragraph from an Exxon Mobil press release
• Trump Sends Pharma Stocks Down With New Tweet on Drug Prices

YESTERDAY  these things happened

America is the land where luxuries are cheap and necessities are unaffordable. Don't be swayed by this "but the poors all have iPhones" bull. - Jeff Tiedrich

Trump To Defund Planned Parenthood
The White House, concerned about the possible political repercussions of the Republican effort to defund Planned Parenthood, has proposed preserving federal payments to the group if it discontinues providing abortions.
The proposal, which was never made formally, has been rejected as an impossibility by officials at Planned Parenthood...











Historical fact: When Galileo said the Earth revolves around the Sun, Pope Paul V said, “Fake news.  Sad.”- Conan O'Brien

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Thank you! Only $890 to go!

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Odd News

• College student juggles to prove to officers he isn't drunk
• This tiny home was printed from a 3D printer in less than 24 hours
• Holy cow! California police find 2 calves crammed inside car
• Twins make academic history with top GPAs at NY high school
• Czar bust in Crimea reportedly appears to shed tears

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Max Factor’s 'Beauty Micrometer', used to measure beauty... with science!

Peace.

Another Monday, Another Weekend Twitter Tantrum To Report

A top House Republican says he's seen no evidence to back Trump wiretap claim
A top congressional Republican said Monday that he has not seen any evidence to corroborate President Trump's claim that former president Barack Obama ordered a wiretap on his phones before the election, adding to a growing bipartisan chorus of ...


Hey Republicans: You impeached a president for cheating on his wife. Trump is cheating on his country.


It's like a drunk is driving the bus & we're all just staring at each other because 27% of the passengers like how he drives. - John Fugelsang

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• Sikh man, a US citizen originally from India, shot in Washington state, allegedly told to "go back to your country"
• North Korea launches more missiles; 3 land in Japanese waters
• Iranian boats in "unsafe" encounter with US ship
• Attackers Target Afghanistan Health Centers 240 Times in Two Years: Report
• Russia's take on Trump: Glee gives way to frustration

Still can't believe North Korea has a petulant nepotistic Obama-hating unqualified lunatic w/incredibly bad hair in charge of nuclear codes. - John Fugelsang‏

Trump Tries For 2nd Time To Ban Muslims
President Trump is preparing to sign a new executive order Monday that White House officials hope can withstand legal scrutiny that will ban travelers from six majority-Muslim nations seeking new visas from entering the United States for 90 days ...




Ain't it funny how the folks who believe in talkin' snakes elected one? - Tea Pain

If Trump and Pence are both impeached then Paul Ryan will be President, which is a shame, because I always felt his true calling was to be an assistant manager at a small-market branch of Enterprise Rent-a-Car. - Andy Borowitz

Republican Shenanigans

• What to Make of Donald Trump's Early-Morning Wiretap Tweets
• Pro-Trump rally in Berkeley turns violent as protesters clash with the president's supporters
• Video Shows Steve Bannon in Heated Meeting With Donald Trump ...
• Republicans will finally let public see their Obamacare plan
• Longtime Trump adviser Roger Stone called critic a “stupid ignorant ugly bitch”
• Ex-CIA director on Trump wiretap claim: “Looks as if the president just for a moment forgot that he was president”
• Blunt delivers tired old insult against Democrats
• David Duke's Account Is Seemingly Banned From Twitter, Then Reinstated 
• Jeff Sessions used campaign account to fund GOP national convention trip

Take Nixon in the deepest days of his Watergate paranoia, subtract 50 IQ points, add Twitter, and you have Trump today. - Bruce Bartlett

ACLU Will Fight The Muslim Ban
Almost as soon as President Donald Trump signed an updated version of an Executive Order banning foreign nationals from six terror-prone nations, the American Civil Liberties Union vowed to fight.
The organization, whose lawsuit played a significant role in derailing the first ban, announced via Twitter that it would give no ground.



Hated him since he asked my friend's father at a Doral pro-am if he'd ever "f*cked a n--ger..." Did it for me ... - Don Cheadle, Actor

Thanks for the inspiration, Jerry.

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Rock The Voter News

• CNN/ORC poll: Most back special prosecutor for Russia investigation
• "Simply false": How Team Obama reacted to Pres. Trump's claim that Pres. Obama ordered wiretapping of Trump's phones
• David Letterman breaks silence on Trump, calls him a "stupid son of a bitch"

Whaaat? Trump Won't Let A Muslim Leave The USA? And Guess Who He Is.
Khizr Khan, the Muslim American Gold Star father who famously railed against President Donald Trump at last year’s Democratic National Convention, has cancelled a planned speech he was scheduled to give in Toronto after being informed that his travel privileges are “under review.”




Donald J. Trump’s claim that Barack Obama wiretapped him received a strong denial on Monday from the former President, who said to reporters, “Like I’d want to hear more from that fool?” - Andy Borowitz

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It's true that Trump has access to intelligence that the rest of America doesn't have. Instead, he reads Breitbart. - LOLGOP


Biz/Tech News

• Driver Licenses From Nine States Won’t Be Valid IDs for Domestic Flights in 2018
• Bird Flu Found In Tyson Chicken Farm, Over 70000 Birds To Be Euthanized
• Polluted environments kill 1.7 million children each year, UN health agency reports
• CNN refuses to show Trump signing travel ban because ‘big boy’ won’t let reporters attend

"We need a CEO as POTUS" - the reason we elected a guy who couldn't find oil in Texas & a guy who couldn't run a casino in Atlantic City. - John Fugelsang

Economists Think Trump's Elevator Doesn't Go All The Way To The Top
American business economists think that President Donald Trump's effort to restrict immigration is a bad idea. And they think the current health insurance system should be replaced by one that gives consumers more choice and control, with tax credits ...

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Odd News

• Nude Photo Posts of Female Marines Being Investigated by NCIS
• 915 coins found inside sick turtle
• WATCH: Tracking Lightning Strikes, From Space
• Israel makes it official: The recreational use of marijuana is not a crime 
• Truck driver: Cat survives 400 miles clinging under semi

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Stairway To Heaven, Oahu, Hawaii. Obama walked this.

Peace.