Friday, March 3, 2017

Fox's Fake News Is Why The USA Is So Crazy

‘Fox & Friends’: Sessions didn’t perjure himself — he didn’t understand Franken’s ‘crazy’ question
On Friday, the crew at “Fox and Friends” insisted that embattled Attorney Gen. Jeff Sessions did not perjure himself before Congress by not mentioning his meetings with Russian Ambassador Sergey Kislyak.



It is OK for Mike Pence to use personal email for the same reason it's OK for Jeff Sessions to lie to Congress! THEY ARE NOT CALLED HILLARY! - Donald J. Drumpf







The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump


The Trump administration is so crooked that soon the Russians will start denyin' ties to us. - Tea Pain






Sure, the GOP sold out to Russia to steal the election, but when they take healthcare from the sick, old, and poor, it'll all be worth it! - Tea Party Cat



You Never Know Who Is Going To Be The Next Racist Wacko
We were horrified to learn this morning that Juan Thompson, a former employee of The Intercept, has been arrested in connection with bomb threats against the ADL and multiple Jewish Community Centers in addition to cyberstalking.





Republican Shenanigans





In 6 weeks, Trump spent more travel budget than Obama did in a year.  His supporters are ok with it since they discovered Trump isn't black. - Tea Pain



Seriously?
Attorney General Jeff Sessions told Fox News that he did not know whether Russian President Vladimir Putin and his government favored Donald Trump over Hillary Clinton during the presidential campaign







Heartbroken Russian Ambassador Thought Special Meetings With Jeff Sessions Were Very Memorable - The Onion

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Dear Hillary Clinton: could you please claim to have been behind the Russian hack because that's the only way congressional Republicans will investigate it.  - Andy Borowitz







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Putin Calls Running Both Russian and US Governments 'Exhausting' - Andy Borowitz



Vice President Pence Used His Private AOL Account For Email And It Was Hacked While He Was Governor
Here are several of Vice President Mike Pence’s emails obtained by IndyStar through a public records request.
They are among nearly 30 emails that show he routinely conducted state business from a personal AOL email account while governor of Indiana.






BREAKING: Mike Pence's personal AOL email account used for state business was hacked but, good news, his MySpace account is fine.- Tea Pain

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I have no problem with Trump wearing a flight jacket as long as he is being ejected from a fighter jet over Syria while wearing it. - Andy Borowitz






A Disobedient Servant?
The new head of the Interior Department told employees Friday he is “not happy” about the agency's upcoming budget request crafted by the White House.



It feels like it was only yesterday when we were running around playing Pokémon Go and looking at Kim Kardashian's ass, and all was well. - Shahram Vahdany








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TRUMP IS GOING TO PUT US ALL IN FEMA CAMPS!!!
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Odd News



Time To Deflate Photo

I've posted this photo before. I find it gripping. President Lincoln relieved Major General George B.McClellan (right) of command the next month after this photo was taken for disobeying orders regarding the Battle of Antietam. I'm pretty sure he wasn't fired for using the US flag as a tablecloth.

Peace.

Thursday, March 2, 2017

Hey Folks, It's Showtime!

Sean Spicer: Anyone asking for Sessions to recuse himself from Russia case should be ‘ashamed’
White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer has come out swinging against anyone — including members of the Republican Party — who believes that Attorney General Jeff Sessions needs to recuse himself from investigations into the Trump campaign’s contacts with Russian officials.


Sean Spicer needs to be hit over the head with a hammer and sickle. The whole White House in fact.


Before you get excited about Sessions, remember that Bannon is still around and he's an actual Nazi. - OhNoSheTwitnt‏







The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump


Sarah Palin could see Jeff Sessions communicating with Russians from her house.  - OhNoSheTwitnt‏






The Hearings On Trump/Russia Ties Will Be REALITY TV At It's Best
Christopher Steele, the former MI6 spy who prepared the explosive Trump report, has been approached about testifying before the US Senate Intelligence Committee’s investigation into the new President’s alleged links with Russia...







This new Russian scandal is clearly a partisan ploy to wreck that fantastic speech that Putin wrote for Trump.- Andy Borowitz






Republican Shenanigans


BREAKING: Putin Demands Sessions Resign from Russian Government. - Andy Borowitz







White House Staff Preserving Materials Connected To Russia aka The Paper Shredder
White House lawyers have instructed the president's aides to preserve materials that could be connected to Russian interference in the 2016 election and other related investigations, three administration officials said Wednesday.



FYI, they're only calling it "tax reform", because "massive tax cuts for just 17 billionaires" didn't test well with focus groups. - Erik Bransteen




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While I've immensely enjoyed our one month with a Russian government, could we possibly have an American one now? #AmericaFirst - Andy Borowitz




GOP Congressman Threatens Reporters With Investigations
Rep. Devin Nunes (R-CA), chairman of the United States House Permanent Select Committee on Intelligence, warned reporters on Thursday that they could find themselves under investigation if they continued to ask questions about Attorney General Jeff Sessions’ ties to Russia.






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If the US was actually a Christian Nation then we'd vote to help the poor & let private charities bail out Wall Street.- John Fugelsang



Shoes That Will Order Pizza Hut Pizza
Pizza Hut is stepping up its game with high-top sneakers that allow their wearers to order pizza with a push of a button and rolling out a major discount offer for people who cannot get the special shoes.
The high-tops, which of course are being called Pie Tops, are the latest marketing stunt from a major pizza chain hungry for a bigger piece of America's pizza-ordering pie.





Papa John’s is testing a new system that lets customers pay $3 to skip the line and get faster pizza delivery. And for $6, Peyton Manning will throw the pizza at you from a speeding car. - Jimmy Fallon





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Time To Deflate Photo
A 1950's Finnish playground swing. Safety first!

Peace to you Joe.

Life is so f-ing fleeting

My good friend Joe died in Peru last night.

Joe Foster. It was an honor to have known him

Vietnam Vet. His unit was bombed, he was the only one to survive. He was found by a US Army patrol days later, naked and burned. Needless to say PTSD controlled his life thereafter.

He ended up in Peru and loved the country and married a lovely Peruvian woman. He was very generous to his community in Tacna. He helped the poorest of the poor -- the orphans.

Several years ago Joe told me of a young 12 year old girl who lost her feet in a fire. He had his PC tech put together a computer for her so she would have a skill. His heart was so full of love.

His soul will be sadly missed across many oceans.

Pura vida, Joe.


He loved AHNC and music.

This is for you, dear Joe.