Monday, February 20, 2017

Today's Blue Plate Special: Smorgasbord

Former Swedish PM Tweets: More murders in Florida where Trump spoke than in Sweden last year
---Last year there were app 50% more murders only in Orlando/Orange in Florida, where Trump spoke the other day, than in all of Sweden. Bad.


Sweden is just smoke and mirrors by Trump so we won't talk about Russia.



Dear US. I live in Sweden. Nothing happened in Sweden last night. Your president is lying and we are now pretty pissed off. Thanks. /Sweden - M Reynolds Tweet






The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump


Never met an immigrant who has been accused of sexual assault as many times as Trump. - Andy Borowitz






March In Unison To Trump!
A senior National Security Council adviser was reassigned to his old job at the National Defense University, a White House spokeswoman confirmed Sunday, after he criticized the Trump administration's Latin American ...
















Conway makes up Bowling Green Massacre. Spicer makes up attack in Atlanta. Trump makes up attack in Sweden. Yeah, it's the media that lies... - Sally Yates, Former Attorney General (the one Trump fired)



Republican Shenanigans







A Pro-Pedophile To Speak At Conservative Convention. And It's Not Jerry Sandusky.
President Donald Trump will speak at the Conservative Political Action Conference on Friday, returning to the annual confab that has become embroiled in controversy this year after a tape surfaced of its scheduled keynote speaker, right wing Milo...






The White House is running like a fine-tuned time machine that takes riders directly to Nixon's 4th year in office. - John Fugelsang







BREAKING: Contagious Disease Spreads Throughout White House, Lyingitis
President Donald Trump‘s personal lawyer and confidante Michael Cohen gave two contradictory answers to two different outlets when asked whether he delivered a back-channel document from Russian mob-connected businessman to then-Trump advisor General Michael Flynn.







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Rock The Voter News


If you get to call all Muslims terrorists, I get to call all Trump supporters drooling low-grade morons. See how that works? - Jeff Tiedrich






Spain Has Only Taken In 1,100 Syrian Refugees
At least 160,000 protesters marched Saturday in Barcelona to demand that Spain's conservative-led government increase its efforts to take in refugees from war-torn countries like Syria.
Spain has accepted just 1,100 refugees of the over 17,000 it has pledged to take in.


A very happy #PresidentsDay to all our Presidents who didn't mock disabled people or confess on tape to sexually assaulting women. - Gabe Oritz



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Many years from now Donald Trump will pass away & we'll finally know what drugs he was on. Then his ghost will call the autopsy 'fake news.' - John Fugelsang





Biz/Tech News


What the media doesn't get is that Donald Trump is the closest millions of real Americans will ever get to voting for Boss Hogg. - John Fugelsang











Cooking The Books?
The Trump administration is considering changing how U.S. trade deficits are calculated, a move that would make the deficit look larger on paper, the Wall Street Journal reported.










I miss the days when you could turn on TV & not have side effects like vomiting, diarrhea, dizziness, incontinence, & suicidal thoughts. - Bette Midler






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All Hat No Cattle's "TRUMP IS GOING TO GET US ALL KILLED" Fundraiser






Thank you! Almost Halfway There!
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Odd News




Time To Deflate Photo

A little Medieval humour. Abbey of Sainte Foy, Conques, France, c1050.

Peace.

Sunday, February 19, 2017

Short but sweet Sunday issue

Former Swedish PM slams Trump: What has he been smoking? 
Former Swedish Prime Minister Carl Bildt early Sunday mocked President Trump after Trump pointed to an incident “last night” in Sweden to defend his travel ban.


I hope none of the Swedish Bikini Team were harmed.


THINGS THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN (a partial list)
1. Bowling Green massacre
2. Terror attack in Sweden
3. Trump getting most votes in election - Andy Borowitz





The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump


The issue is moving beyond impeachment and toward institutionalization. - Andy Borowitz



This is Marie Colvin. She died covering the siege of Homs in Syria and was a lifelong war reporter. #NotTheEnemy




Republican Shenanigans


Sometimes I remind myself that conservative policies gave Texas top maternal mortality rate in the developed world and they're OK with that. - LOLGOP






Donald Trump is so incredibly not racist that all major racist groups endorsed him purely out of ironic spite.- John Fugelsang




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Hey Paul Ryan and Mitch McConnell: if Barack Obama had hallucinated a terror attack in Sweden, you would have had something to say about his fitness to be President, no? #silentf-ckers - Andy Borowitz





Rock The Voter News


So if the plan is to take Trump out by going after his cabinet then technically we're grabbing him by the posse. - John Fugelsang






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Colorado Newspaper Is Trying To Stop Fake news
A news outlet publishes a story that a Republican politician dismisses as "fake news." Sounds familiar, right?
But in this case, there's a twist. The Grand Junction Daily Sentinel in Colorado is accusing state Sen. Ray Scott of defamation and threatening to sue. If filed, legal experts said it would be the first suit of its kind, potentially setting a legal definition for what is considered fake news and what is not.



If SNL really wants to piss Trump off they should have Hillary play him. - OhNoSheTwitnt





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Odd News




Time To Deflate Photo



19th century Firefighters looked like Darth Vader and C3PO.

Peace.

Friday, February 17, 2017

Sigh

Wednesday, my "daughter" Yerlin was in a horrible motorcycle accident. A 15 year old boy, without a license hit her.

Her shin was ripped off exposing her bone and damaged her foot. I have a photo but won't post it. I don't want to look at it again. She had the wherewithal to post that photo on Facebook. Millennials.

She had surgery to her leg Wednesday afternoon. An ambulance brought her home yesterday afternoon.

I am taking the day off to spend with her --  with a large pizza in hand.

I hope to post something this weekend as I am quite sure Trump will do or say something too offensive for me not to comment.

Thank you for stopping by,
Lisa