All Hat No Cattle

Friday, February 10, 2017

I will post a new edition tomorrow.

I didn't want to shortchange your visit here completely.

Today was a day to run errands in Santa Cruz and it turned out to be a lovely day spent with friends along the way. A much needed respite from Trump. By the way, every single person that I spoke to today thinks he is an idiot, and they brought it up, not me. To be totally accurate my amigos used the word loco frequently in one sentence.

I prayed that Trump would get a hangnail that would temporarily stop his tweeting. I prayed "Jesus Christ, he needs a bad hangnail!" Jesus didn't answer.

Keep the faith amigos. We outnumber them bigly.

I will set the scene for the photo below: I was standing under a tree on a street corner avoiding the searing sun today, when a dog plops herself in a puddle beside me. She began drinking out of the flower and leaf laced water with glee. Please click on the photo for a larger view.

Do-it-yourself Voodoo Doll. At this point I'd try just about anything.

Peace.

Thursday, February 9, 2017

Fatherly Love -- of money

Nordstrom stock gains over 4 percent after Trump tweet
Nordstrom's stock went up by more than 4 percent Wednesday after President Trump fired off a tweet criticizing it for discontinuing Ivanka Trump's brands of clothing and other merchandise.

We do know this. If Nordstrom had shot up a mosque in Quebec, Trump would never have mentioned it. - LOLGOP

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

When Trump says John McCain "eboldens the enemy", does he mean ISIS or the New York Times? - Tea Pain

Wait. What? U.S. Troops To Combat Russian Aggression? Does Trump Know About This?
U.S. Army troops on Wednesday arrived in Latvia as part of NATO's Operation Atlantic Resolve to combat Russian aggression.

The most homophobic Governor is now Vice President & the most Islamophobic reality TV star has the nuclear codes. - John Fugelsang

Trump Tries To Convince Police That Judges Are Disgraceful
In a speech to sheriffs and police chiefs in Washington on Wednesday morning, President Trump called Tuesday’s hearings in the 9th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals over his Muslim ban “disgraceful.”

Trump talks to Law Enforcement about how great they are and many are. But try telling that to the 258 black people they killed last year. - Bette Midler

The Ku Klux Klan & Chicago Cubs have nothing in common; except that both went many decades w/out a winning season until Fall 2016. - John Fugelsang

Republican Shenanigans

Hey Ted Cruz - this tweet contains the names of every Democrat who's joined the Ku Klux Klan in the last 40 years. Who'd they endorse btw? - John Fugelsang

She Has No Ethics. She Also Lacks Common Sense.
Kellyanne Conway, President Trump's senior advisor, promoted Ivanka Trump's line of clothing and accessories during an appearance on "Fox & Friends" early Thursday, imploring viewers to "go buy Ivanka's stuff."

For purposes of diversity, Trump's cabinet is half Confederate army reenactors and half Nazi memorabilia collectors. - Andy Borowitz

So-Called Judges Stay Silent
President Donald Trump's unusually personal criticism of federal judges has drawn rebukes from many quarters, including from Supreme Court nominee Neil Gorsuch, but not from the judges themselves.

BREAKING: Betsy DeVos Confused About How Someone Can be an Attorney and a General at Same Time - Andy Borowitz

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Rock The Voter News

Elizabeth Warren Urged to Pick On Someone Her Own IQ. - Andy Borowitz

This Was Trump's Intent With His Ban.
A Muslim-American Olympic medalist says she was detained by Customs for nearly two hours without explanation after President Trump's travel ban was instituted weeks ago.

Guy too racist to be a fed judge is Attorney General; the Senate silences Coretta King's words- & it's only 8 days into Black History Month. - John Fugelsang

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President Trump claimed that the media is not reporting on acts of terrorism on American soil. In response, the media said, “Actually, we think we’re covering your presidency quite well.” - Conan O'Brien

Biz/Tech News

Steve Bannon is Donald Trump’s senior strategist. A lot of people are saying that he’s the guy really running the White House, but I’m not sure I believe that, because there’s no proof that anyone’s running the White House right now. - Stephen Colbert

This TV Series Is About Deep Cover Soviet Agents. Trump Needs To Watch it.
For a while now, FX’s Cold War thriller The Americans has occupied a bittersweet place in the television landscape: The series is regularly dubbed the best drama on television by top critics and publications, but it can never seem to fully click with audiences. With awards bodies, at least, it finally found success for Season 4, netting its first major Emmy and Golden Globe nominations in 2016. But now, there’s some reason to be optimistic for the show breaking out with viewers, too.

The Patriots celebrated their big Super Bowl win up in Boston. But I read that Tom Brady is still trying to track down his jersey that went missing after the game. Then O.J. said, “Whatever you do, just don’t try to STEAL it back.”- Jimmy Fallon

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The All Hat No Cattle "I'm Terrified Trump Is Going To Kill Us All" Fundraiser

Wednesday, February 8, 2017

GOP War On Women Continues

After blocking Elizabeth Warren, Mitch McConnell lets Oregon Dem Jeff Merkley finish reading King letter
...Warren attempted to read that 1986 letter as the Senate considers Sessions for President Donald Trump’s cabinet, but Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY) cut her off.
“She was warned, she was given an explanation,” McConnell said. “Nevertheless, she persisted.”

FACTCHECK: When the Republican-controlled Senate says Elizabeth Warren "impugned Jeff Sessions' character," what they mean is she "accurately described Jeff Sessions." - Andy Borowitz

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

Maybe the president should focus on not sending a SEAL to his death again instead of his daughter's clothing business. - LOLGOP

Trump's 1st Military Ops Ends In Getting Booted Out Of Yemen
Angry at the civilian casualties incurred last month in the first commando raid authorized by President Trump, Yemen has withdrawn permission for the United States to run Special Operations ground missions against suspected terrorist groups in the country, according to American officials.

Trump's War On Judges
President Donald Trump harshly criticized arguments against his temporary travel ban on Wednesday, discounting a legal challenge to the order as anti-security and lambasting the federal judicial system that's weighing it as overtly political...the President declared that even a "bad high school student" could understand the language and find in his favor.

Trump says he can't keep us safe unless the courts do exactly what he says. So, for Trump, the real terrorist seems to be the Constitution.- Tea Pain

Uh Oh. Is The FBI Putting Out Fake Data?
Pres. Trump claims national murder rate is at a 47-year high, but FBI data shows it's close to a 57-year low

Republican Shenanigans

Proposed Law Would Require Mothers To Look At Pictures Of Congressmen She's Disappointing Before Having Abortion. - The Onion

GOP Has No Replacement For Obamacare
Sen. Bob Corker (R-Tenn.) said Tuesday there are no real talks taking place among Senate Republicans about a replacement for ObamaCare...

Trump: "I was a good student. I understand things. I comprehend very well, better than I think almost anybody"

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The media is covering up the terror, he screamed as Antarctica began to split in half. - LOLGOP

Rock The Voter News

GOP is angry someone read a letter saying Sessions stopped black people from voting but not angry Sessions stopped black people from voting. - Jesse Berney

The Final Nail In The Fair Election Coffin
A House committee voted on Tuesday to eliminate an independent election commission charged with helping states improve their voting systems as President Donald Trump erroneously claims widespread voter fraud cost him the popular vote.
The party-line vote came less than two days after Trump vowed to set up a White House commission helmed by Vice President Mike Pence to pursue his accusations of election fraud.

It's like Bush's 3rd term, but with 25 Cheneys.- John Fugelsang

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Biz/Tech News

Nation's Economists Quietly Evacuating Their Families. - The Onion

How To Get On Trump's Sh*t List
President Donald Trump blasted luxury department store line Nordstrom for dropping his daughter Ivanka Trump’s label.
“My daughter Ivanka has been treated so unfairly by @Nordstrom. She is a great person -- always pushing me to do the right thing! Terrible!” Trump tweeted Wednesday morning.

Um, where's the Democratic leader who's explaining why Trump's attacks on immigrants and the Constitution are putting us in more danger? - LOLGOP