Tuesday, February 7, 2017

Poor Ivanka

Ivanka Trump's foreign manufacturing practices could be her brand's next big headache
Nordstrom announced on February 2 that it decided to stop carrying the brand due to declining sales. And as of February 3, all the first daughter’s products had disappeared from Neiman Marcus’ website as well.


So what is Trump going to do about Ivanka's and his merchandise that is made in China and Hong Kong? Will he impose a heavy tariff on himself and his daughter? 



Showing truth to this White House is like waving garlic at a vampire. - Real Fake P0TUS Tweet







The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump


As president, Trump has attacked Schwarzenegger's ratings twice — but said nothing about attack on Canadian mosque that left six dead. - Dan Diamond




Generalisimo Trump
President Trump used his first speech to military service members Monday to accuse the news media of refusing to report on terrorist attacks.










At least 3,000 times more Americans will die because of gun violence than terror this year. That's what doesn't get enough attention. - LOLGOP




Generalisimo Trump Continues To Throw His Weight Around
President Trump on Tuesday offered to go after a Texas state senator who was the target of complaints from a local sheriff.
During a White House meeting, Rockwall County, Texas, Sheriff Harold Eavenson told the president about a lawmaker who was offering asset forfeiture legislation he believes would aid Mexican drug cartels.
“Who is the state senator? Do you want to give his name? We'll destroy his career," Trump offered. 









Republican Shenanigans



BREAKING: Senate confirms pile of campaign money as Secretary of Education. - Tea Party Cat






TEEN VOGUE; Nails Trump's Lies
If you’re reading this, you’ve officially made it through week two of the Trump administration. This week, President Donald Trump and his team spread misinformation on topics ranging from his immigration ban to his popularity with African-American voters.
To help you stay informed, we’ve catalogued the worst of the White House lies from the past seven days.



They fact checked Donald Trump and there were none. - LOLGOP





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Generalisimo Trump's Deputy Ass. Gorka Tells Media To Be Nice
Sebastian Gorka, deputy assistant to President Donald Trump, said Monday that the administration will continue using the term "fake news" until the media understands that their "monumental desire" to attack the President is wrong.







The birther is so sick of fake news. - LOLGOP




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Oh, Mr. President? Mr Bannon has some more data for you to sign.
No sir, you don't need to read any of it.
There we go.
Keep tweeting, sir. - John Fugelsang



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If any of these politicians actually believed in a free market we'd all be too busy buying cheap Canadian drugs. - John Fugelsang






Generalisimo Trump's First Lieutenant Takes Over D.C. Hotel 
Donald Trump Jr. has taken the reins of the Trump International Hotel near the White House after critics charged it was a conflict of interest for U.S. President Donald Trump to run the ...










Comedy can be a useful medium for political resistance. It is why satire is heavily suppressed in Russia and China. - The Economist






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4,600 foot  high glass walkway in China. My stomach sank when I first saw this picture. Yowsa.

Peace.

Monday, February 6, 2017

I miss a sane president

Former top diplomats, tech giants blast immigration order as court showdown looms
Fresh challenges to President Trump's court-frozen immigration order took shape Monday with two former secretaries of state claiming the White House was undermining national security and nearly 100 Silicon Valley tech companies arguing it will keep the ...



First US President to go on the air and make anti-American statements right before the Super Bowl. - Andy Borowitz





The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump



What do you think Trump's secret service code name is? I'm going with "hairball" - Jeff Tiedrich



GOP Sorta Pissed At Trump
U.S. President Donald Trump faced criticism Sunday from fellow Republicans as his administration sowed confusion about its approach to Russia, the latest example of the new commander-in-chief creating distractions from the work of unifying his party ...








I vastly prefer German immigrants like Adolphus Busch, who gave us beer, to Friedrich Drumpf, who gave us a tiny-handed fascist.- Andy Borowitz






Republican Shenanigans



Republicans See Betsy DeVos as Key to Keeping Nation Stupid. - Andy Borowitz








NFL And FOX Sports Forced Changes To Super Bowl Ad
An American building materials company was forced to edit its Super Bowl ad to meet NFL standards, according to a new report.
84 Lumber produced a commercial showing a Mexican mother and daughter heading to the United States...But Fox Sports wouldn’t let the wall itself into the commercial. The company’s director of marketing said Fox cited “concerns about some elements,”



It's 28-3 in the third quarter and the president has left his Super Bowl party. - Jennifer Epstein, Bloomberg reporter tweeting live







Trump Flatly Refuses To Criticize Putin Because?
President Donald Trump appeared to equate US actions with the authoritarian regime of Russian President Vladimir Putin in an interview released Saturday, saying, "There are a lot of killers...






Still no proof of that golden shower, but Trump just gave Putin a bl*w j*b on national TV.- Andy Borowitz




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Trump puts US on moral par with Putin's Russia. Never in history has a President slandered his country like this. - Bret Stephens, Wall Street Journal


Trump Is Doubling Down For Putin
Retired general: Trump's Putin defense may be "most anti-American statement" ever made by US president...






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Ginsburg: If Trump Ever Calls Me a So-called Judge I'll Kick His Ass. - Andy Borowitz




Trump The Assassin Minus The Assin
MSNBC’s Joe Scarborough said, the world must assume that President Donald Trump believes that it’s acceptable to assassinate or imprison journalists and political rivals.
The “Morning Joe” host said Trump’s repeated refusal to condemn Vladimir Putin’s brutal actions toward his critics and rivals must be considered approval.










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Dodd-Frank was like trying to solve a shark problem by hiring more lifeguards.
Repeal is like giving the sharks Uzis & all your passwords.- John Fugelsang








Impeachment? Already?
Constitutional Law Professor Laurence Tribe, a renowned professor at Harvard Law School, believes that President Donald Trump‘s handling of the litigation surrounding his controversial executive order on immigration could end up being grounds for impeachment... to allegations that the Trump Administration purposely slow walked a Virginia judge’s order to provide travelers detained at Dulles airport last weekend with lawyers...The Department of Homeland Security’s Office of the Inspector General is also investigating after complaints that Customs and Border Protection defied court orders...




"The Vatican is ahead of The White House right now when it comes to science." - John Fugelsang





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Almost halfway there! Thank you!

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A portable Record Player from 1982. I never saw this before.

Peace.

Friday, February 3, 2017

Say Goodbye To Your Life Savings. Again.

Trump Moves to Roll Back Obama-Era Financial Regulations
President Trump moved to roll back the Obama administration’s legacy on financial regulation on Friday, announcing an array of steps to undo rules enacted to prevent a repeat of the 2008 financial crisis and turning to the Wall Street titans he had demonized during his campaign for advice.



Former President Obama was spotted on vacation in the Virgin Islands yesterday, wearing a backwards baseball cap and flip-flops, and completely ignoring the Bat Signal.- Seth Myers







The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump


World leaders receive crank calls from someone claiming to be president of the United States. - Andy Borowitz







Meanwhile, Russia Continues Hacking Away
Norway's security service says nine email accounts - including those belonging to the Labour party, the foreign ministry and defense ministry - have been targeted by hackers believed to be the same Russia-linked group blamed for breaking into ..






Guys, it is the first day of February. Which of course is the shortest month, with just 28 days — as opposed to January, which felt like it had 200. - Jimmy Fallon



Trump Created 100,000 Enemies 
At least 100,000 visas have been revoked in a single week in response to President Trump's executive immigration order, a lawyer for the Justice Department revealed in court Friday.





Republican Shenanigans







Kellyanne Tells Another Whopper
President Donald Trump’s counselor, Kellyanne Conway, has come under fire after blaming two Iraqi refugees for the so-called Bowling Green Massacre, which never actually happened.
Kellyanne Conway's invention of an imaginary massacre in Bowling Green single-handedly created two million fact-checking jobs, the Labor Department reports.






White House women have to #DressLikeAWoman but bloated Nazi Steve Bannon gets to walk around looking like he slept in a drainage ditch. - Jeff Tiedrich




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If Michelle Obama had insisted on living inside a golden tower at taxpayer expense white people would have burned this country to the ground. - Jason Miller






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Hillary Clinton is reportedly writing a book of personal essays due to be released this fall. It will be the first political memoir written entirely in all caps.- Seth Myers








Nancy Pelosi Nails Steve Bannon To A White Cross
House Democratic Leader Nancy Pelosi called President Donald Trump's chief strategist a white supremacist Thursday, saying he has no ...




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One day after Tillerson's approval, House is gutting an anti-corruption rule requiring oil companies to disclose payments to foreign govts! - Sen. Tim Kaine


Biz/Tech News


Please pray for Ivanka Trump, marketed as the “nice” Trump shameless grifter. Neiman Marcus is also dropping items she pretends to design. Mrs. Betty Bowers


Thank Gawd! Finally, US Oil, Gas And Mining Companies Can Deal In Secret!
The Senate Friday gave its thumbs up to a resolution to nullify a SEC rule requiring oil, gas and mining companies to reveal their payments to foreign governments.
It was the second time this week lawmakers sent President Donald Trump a Congressional Review Act resolution undoing an Obama administration regulation. He is expected to sign it.


Today, a top football prospect for Michigan State was unable to sign his letter of intent because he’s in jail. Sounds like somebody’s ready for the NFL! - Conan O'Brien





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The tiny handed terrorist returns.




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How they proved that London's Double-decker buses were not a tipping hazard in 1933. Pay no attention to the taut rope or the chains attached to the chassis.

Peace.