Thursday, January 26, 2017

The Wall


Mexican president cancels meeting with Trump amid spat over border wall
Mexican President Enrique Peña Nieto said Thursday he has canceled an upcoming meeting with President Trump amid a spat over Peña Nieto’s refusal to pay for a planned wall along the U.S. southern border. Trump has long vowed that Mexico would pay for the construction project.



Following President Trump’s inauguration, the White House website no longer has an option for translation into Spanish. So, sorry, Mexican immigrants, if you want to live here, you’ll just have to learn to speak Russian.- Seth Myers



Apologies to the memory of Edward Hopper.



The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump


Dear Donald J. Trump: Honest, we don't need a wall. Just having you as our President is enough to to make people not want to live here.- Andy Borowitz







I'm Surprised Terrorists Haven't Attacked The U.S. Since We're So Vulnerable
Secretary of State Rex Tillerson’s job running the State Department just got considerably more difficult. The entire senior level of management officials resigned Wednesday, part of an ongoing mass exodus of senior foreign service officers who don’t want to stick around for the Trump era.


It hasn't been 14 days yet.  We should be able to return the President as long as we kept the receipt and original packaging.- Tea Pain




Republican Shenanigans


You People Made Me Give Up My Peanut Farm Before I Got To Be President. - Jimmy Carter ( from the Onion)






Nope. Trump Can't Silence The Scientists.
Jan 25 (Reuters) - Employees from more than a dozen U.S. government agencies have established a network of unofficial "rogue" Twitter feeds in defiance of what they see as attempts by President Donald Trump to muzzle federal climate change research and other science.





The Oscar nominations came out and the movie “La La Land” got 14 nominations. However, that’s only because 3 to 5 million undocumented immigrants voted illegally. - Conan O-Brien




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A Fox News host claims he saw Trump adviser Kellyanne Conway get into a fistfight at one of the inaugural balls. However, today it was explained to him that “that’s just how Irish people dance.”- Conan O-Brien




Germany Allows Insulting Foreign Heads Of State
Germany's Cabinet says it is scrapping a controversial and little-used law that makes it a criminal offense to insult foreign heads of state, effective Jan. 1, 2018. Justice Minister Heiko Mass said the law is "obsolete and unnecessary," Deutsche Welle reported.

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Biz/Tech News


President Trump today met with the leaders of Fiat, Chrysler, Ford, and General Motors. And he asked them one question, “How many people do you think were at my inauguration?”- Seth Myers







The War On The Media Deepens
Stephen K. Bannon, President Trump’s chief White House strategist, laced into the American press during an interview on Wednesday evening, arguing that news organizations had been “humiliated” by an election outcome few anticipated, and repeatedly describing the media as “the opposition party” of the current administration.

“The media should be embarrassed and humiliated and keep its mouth shut and just listen for awhile,” Mr. Bannon said during a telephone call.



Thank you Mary Tyler Moore.


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El Peñón de Guatapé in Colombia. Not rock climbing but rock stair stepping, there are over 700 steps to the top.

Peace.

Wednesday, January 25, 2017

Trump is dismantling the government


Trump bans government scientists from sharing their work with the taxpayers who funded it
Donald Trump wants to be known as the president who tweets, but his administration is prohibiting government researchers from sharing their findings with the Americans who pay for their work.
The president signed executive orders Tuesday that cut off all new contracts and grants for the Environmental Protection Agency — and he also banned the agency’s employees from providing updates on social media or to journalists...


The USGS is still updating their earthquake map. Are they in violation?
I don't know whether to cry or scream. The world's Twitter bigmouth has silenced our government scientists. 






The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump


Comey stays on as head of FBI.  FBI now stands for "Federal Bureau of I Got Trump Elected." - Tea Pain



The CIA Must Be Pissed Over Trump's Treatment Of Them
Former CIA Deputy Director Philip Mudd on Tuesday slammed Donald Trump’s “disgusting” speech to CIA officials over the weekend, telling CNN’s Wolf Blitzer, he almost wanted to cry after the president’s self-aggrandizing presentation.








Study shows 10% of USA college grads believe Judge Judy serves on the Supreme Court. ISIS, you're trying too hard. - John Fugelsang


Republican Shenanigans





I support Donald J. Trump's call for an investigation of foreigners illegally participating in our election. He's talking about the Russians, right? - Andy Borowitz





The Wall
President Trump is expected to take executive actions on immigration this week that will include ordering the construction of a border wall with Mexico on Wednesday








If you think fertilized eggs are people but refugee kids aren't, you're going to have to stop pretending your concerns are religious. - LOLGOP



Saturday Night Live To Devote Full Hour To Trump
In addition to airing some of the most piercing comedic satire going about our new president, Donald Trump, Saturday Night Live has also gotten very smart about who gets invited to host...  For its next episode, the show has hired Kristen Stewart—an outspoken star who was once the target of Trump’s online bullying. 




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BREAKING: Kellyanne Conway has requested Secret Service protection after someone sent an envelope of verifiable facts to her home. - Andy Borowitz





Rock The Voter News


So Trump says Hillary was smart enough to rig 3-5 million fake votes, but not smart enough to rig 'em in the right states?  Hmmm. - Tea Pain




CNN Throws Facts At Trump, They Bounce And End Up Somewhere In The Stratosphere

CNN late Wednesday fired back late Tuesday at President Trump, who said more people tuned in to watch his inauguration on Fox News than "FAKE NEWS" CNN.

“According to Nielsen cumulative numbers, 34 million people watched CNN’s inauguration day coverage on television. 34 million watched Fox News,” read the message tweeted from CNN Communications. “There were an additional 16.9 million live video starts on CNN Digital platforms. Those are the facts.”






I've found & questioned the (now) 5 million people who voted illegally. They all voted for Trump. (see how easy it is to make vote stuff up?) - Kurt Eichenwald

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OK, now I understand - Trump is replacing Obamacare with two giant oil pipelines.- Andy Borowitz



Biz/Tech News






The people saying Keystone XL will bring down gas prices are the same people who said 2 wars w/Iraq would bring down gas prices. - Jon Fugelsang







The Banana Republicans Are Coming For Your Deductions
With so much focus in the early days of the Trump administration centered on GOP plans to repeal and replace the Affordable Care Act, it's easy to forget that Republicans are planning another ambitious goal this year - overhauling the entire federal tax code.








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I took this picture about 10 minutes outside of Huacas in the early morning yesterday while speeding down the road. The fog was as thick as pea soup.


Click on the photo to enlarge. This was about 3pm on the drive back from Santa Cruz. We are into the second month of the dry season and the grass has turned brown.

Peace.

Tuesday, January 24, 2017

Just a meme today



Mea culpa mi amigos. Wow, I mixed two languages.

Around 6 am this morning I got a Facebook message from a friend asking if I wanted a ride to Santa Cruz and Nicoya. I was on that like white on rice.

I returned about 4pm exhausted but in a good way with my favorite groceries in tow.

Soooo, I will post a new edition tomorrow.

Thank you for visiting and thank you for your patience.

Peace.