Monday, January 23, 2017

The Magnetometer

Secret Service slaps down White House claim that ‘magnetometers’ shrank inaugural crowd size
At  a testy Saturday evening press conference, newly minted White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer offered a pair of novel defenses for the apparent small size of the crowds attending the inauguration of Pres. Donald Trump.



I hope no magnetometers were harmed at the inauguration.





The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

GOP Congress determined to punish Putin for interfering in our elections by letting him pick our Secretary of State. - LOLGOP






Trump Knows All, Sees All.

Trump Continues Disconnect From The CIA
Over the weekend, President Donald Trump paid a visit to the headquarters of the CIA and delivered an address where he spent quite a bit of time railing against the media and talking about his crowd sizes. The speech was criticized by many as being tone-deaf, specifically due to Trump making the speech largely about himself while standing in front of the agency’s memorial wall.





I especially liked when you stood in front of the memorial to fallen agents to brag about your magazine covers you narcissistic scrotal clot. - John Fugelsang




Republican Shenanigans


Trump's only been President for 72 hours and he's already creatin' jobs for Constitutional lawyers.- Tea Pain






Women's March on Washington: Historic Protest Three Times Larger Than Inauguration...
The largest protest was the Women's March on Washington, where more than ... and across the country and around the world today to say, Mr. Trump, we refuse.














Donald J. Trump is welcome to have alternative facts. Personally, I would like an alternative President. - Andy Borowitz




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Honestly people, if Democrats were "rigging elections", we'd have single-payer health care, clean water, no Fox News and solar cars by now. - Anonymous





The Death Panel Convenes
President Trump’s plan to replace the Affordable Care Act will propose giving each state a fixed amount of federal money in the form of a block grant to provide health care to low-income people on Medicaid, a top adviser to Mr. Trump said in an interview broadcast on Sunday.





One of the saddest things about Donald J. Trump is that for a man with 70 years of lying experience he's so bad at it. #alternatefacts - Andy Borowitz



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Trump claiming he had the biggest crowd proves again that he lies about size.
It's ok, Don.  They weren't a big crowd, but they were thick. - John Fugelsang


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WH spox needed to clearly say US is not going to take Iraq's oil. Every moment that statement stands puts our troops at greater risk. - Gordon Trowbridge




Trump May Have Accidentally Created A New Industry: TRUMP PORN
Adult magazine Penthouse has received three claims for its $1 million offer to anyone who could provide real tapes of President-elect Donald Trump’s alleged and unproven sexual escapades at the Ritz-Carlton in Moscow...





His 1st act as POTUS was to hurt Americans who are struggling to pay their mortgages.  Y'now, like Jesus would do.- John Fugelsang








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Windblown snow drifts that look like waves in the Antarctica.

Peace.

Friday, January 20, 2017

From Russia With Love

The Trump Presidency Begins Under the Pall of Russian Intrigues
Even as Donald Trump prepares to take the oath of office, U.S. intelligence agencies are reportedly investigating the several of his associates as part of a broader probe into the Russian government’s interference in the presidential election and potential links between the Kremlin and the Trump campaign.


I find it plausible that Melania is a deep cover KGB agent. She is the first communist bred First Lady of the United States of America after all. Plus on Netflix I watched every episode of "The Americans."


As of now, America has no ambassadors in countries everywhere. Trump fired them all as of 12:01 for no comprehensible reason. - Kurt Eichenwald








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What's taking the impeachment so long? - Andy Borowitz







The South Has Risen. God Help Us All.
David Duke, a former leader of the Ku Klux Klan, took credit for President Donald Trump’s victory moments after his Inauguration.
“We did it! Congratulation to Donald J. Trump President of the United States of America!” Duke tweeted.








Well done, Steve Bannon.  I've never heard an inaugural speech like that.   
At least not in English. - John Fugelsang


Republican Shenanigans

I refuse to watch Donald J. Trump's Inauguration. Instead, I am enjoying Nixon's resignation speech - a happy reminder that, eventually, bad things come to an end.- Andy Borowitz





Unleash The Lawyers
President Trump's hotel in Washington is in violation of its lease with the government and could also run afoul of a Constitutional clause meant to thwart foreign influence in politics, according to a watchdog group.










FACTCHECK: Trump said that his nominees have "the highest IQ of any Cabinet assembled." In actuality, a nominee like Energy Secretary-designate Rick Perry does not have an IQ high enough to assemble a cabinet from IKEA.- Andy Borowitz




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It's a good time to remember that Hillary Clinton got more votes than any white man in history. Or any orange one.  #WomensMarchOnWashington - John Fugelsang


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"I'm asking you to believe. Not in my ability to create change — but in yours." -- President Barack Obama






Republican Senator Wants To Know What's Up With The FBI and Russia
The night before Donald Trump was sworn in as president, the New York Times dropped a bombshell: intelligence and law enforcement agencies have been examining intercepted communications and financial transactions in an investigation of possible contacts between Trump associates and Russian officials. This report seemed to confirm previous indications that the US government has collected sensitive intelligence about interactions between Trump insiders and Russians. And hours before the inauguration, I ran into Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.), who has been one of the few Republicans to call for a special investigation of the Russian hacking that helped Trump, and I asked him about this latest development.



The White House removed its climate change web page. And the healthcare, civil rights and LGBT sections. Just thought you should know. - George Takei




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Have They No Shame? No, No, They Don't.
White House website promotes Melania Trump’s modeling and jewelry line-
Visitors to the newly revamped White House website get more than a simple rundown of first lady Melania Trump’s charitable works and interests — they also get a list of her magazine cover appearances and details on her jewelry line at QVC.





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No one's in charge of FEMA. Guess no one at Goldman Sachs was interested. I'm sure we'll be fine. What's the worst that could happen? - Tea Party Cat






Trump's First Move as President: Screwing Over Homeowners
The administrative order will end Obama's efforts to cut premiums on FHA-insured home loans.




Donald Trump quoting the Bible is like hearing a Leonard Cohen cover album by Insane Clown Posse. - John Fugelsang







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Root Beer Falls in Michigan's Upper Peninsula. Stunning and a perfect end to a trying day.

Peace.